Twin Peaks - Episode 6 - Realization Time

FADE IN:

INT. LOG LADY’S CABIN - DAY

Seated at a dining table beside a tea set we see a woman, ‘LOG LADY’ MARGARET 
LANTERMEN. In her arms she carries a wooden log. She is speaking to us.

LOG LADY

  Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Yet there are those who open many eyes. 
  Eyes are the mirror of the soul, someone has said. So we look closely at the 
  eyes to see the nature of the soul. Sometimes when we see the eyes, those 
  horrible times when we see the eyes, eyes that ... that have no soul. Then we 
  know a darkness, then we wonder. Where is the beauty? There is none if the 
  eyes are soulless. 

FADE OUT:




INTRO:




FADE IN:

MUSIC: TWIN PEAKS THEME   

CREDITS run with the scenes of a bird in a tree, the mill machinery at work, the 
road into town with the welcome sign, the hotel by the falls and the river.

MUSIC ENDS: TWIN PEAKS THEME   

FADE OUT:




FADE IN:

EXT. GREAT NORTHERN HOTEL - NIGHT


INSERT: HALF MOON

We FOCUS on a CLOSE-UP of the half moon glowing in the night sky.


BACK TO SCENE:

An establish shot. We view the lights of the hotel perched on the cliff near 
falls. The falls ROAR with the sound of cascading water.




CUT TO:

INT. DALE COOPER’S HOTEL ROOM - NIGHT

FBI SPECIAL AGENT DALE COOPER sits at the corner of his bed as he speaks 
somberly and gently to AUDREY HORNE, who is undressed and in his bed under the 
sheets.

COOPER

  Audrey your a high school girl. I’m an agent of the FBI. 

MUSIC: TWIN PEAKS THEME   

AUDREY is teary eyed.

AUDREY

  So do you want me to leave or what? 

COOPER takes a deep breath as he ponders what to say.

COOPER

  What I want and what I need are two different things Audrey. 

COOPER takes another deep breath.

COOPER

  When a man joins the bureau he takes an oath to uphold certain values. Values 
  that he’s sworn to live by. This is wrong Audrey, we both know it. 

AUDREY

  But don’t you like me? 

COOPER

  I like you very much. Your beautiful, intelligent, desirable. Your everything 
  a man wants in his life. But what you need right now, more then anything else, 
  is a friend. Someone who will listen. 

AUDREY wipes tears from her eyes. COOPER reaches into his pocket and pulls out a 
handkerchief for her.

AUDREY

  Friends huh. 

COOPER nods yes. AUDREY brightens with a smile. COOPER returns with a smile.

COOPER

  Now I’m going to go down and get us two malts and some fries downstairs. Then 
  I want you to tell me all your troubles. 

AUDREY

  That could take all night. 

COOPER

  The night is young. 

COOPER stands up.

COOPER

  Now I’m going to get the food ... and your going to get dressed. 

AUDREY

  I can’t tell you all my secrets. 

COOPER

  Secrets are dangerous things Audrey. 

AUDREY

  Do you have any? 

COOPER

  No. 

AUDREY

  Laura had a lot of secrets. 

COOPER

  Finding those out is my job. 

AUDREY watches COOPER leave the room. COOPER closes the door behind himself. 
AUDREY breathes a sigh of relief.

MUSIC ENDS: TWIN PEAKS THEME   




CUT TO:

EXT. TWIN PEAKS SHERIFF’S DEPARTMENT - DAY

An establish shot. We view the front of building with SHERIFF TRUMAN’S police 
cruiser parked in the parking lot. Another police cruiser pulls into the station 
parking lot.




CUT TO:

INT. TWIN PEAKS SHERIFF’S DEPARTMENT - DAY

DEPUTY ANDY BRENNAN slowly enters the building. ANDY peers to the reception 
window before he passes the second set of glass double doors, clears his throat 
and walks toward the reception window. LUCY MORAN, in the reception office, 
greets ANDY but tries not to look at him.

LUCY

  Good morning Officer Brennan. 

ANDY

  I’d sure wish you’d stop calling me Officer Brennan. 

LUCY

  Officer Andy this is peak activity time at the station switchboard. So its 
  really not convenient for me to talk right now. 

The phone beside LUCY RINGS and, as a distraction, she quickly answers it.

LUCY

  Twin Peaks Sheriff’s station. May I help you? (reply) One moment please. 

LUCY puts her hand over the receiver and stares at ANDY. ANDY walks off. LUCY 
returns to the phone.

LUCY

  Dr. Stonacheck. Yes its me. (reply) Oh. (reply) Ah-ha. (reply) Well thank you 
  doctor. (reply) No, I’m fine. (reply) Bye. 

LUCY hangs up the phone.

COOPER enters the building through the front doors, blowing his whittled 
WHISTLE.

COOPER

  Mornin’ Lucy. I heard that you were out sick yesterday. 

Depressed, LUCY doesn’t look up at COOPER as she answers.

LUCY

  I’m much better today, thanks. 

COOPER notices but doesn’t get involved. Politely, COOPEr simply nods.

COOPER

  Good. 

COOPER walks to the conference room.




CUT TO:

INT. TWIN PEAKS SHERIFF’S DEPARTMENT - DAY

In the conference room, SHERIFF HARRY S. TRUMAN stands beside the table opposite 
a bird cage. DR. WILL HAYWARD stands at the end of the table bent over an 
encyclopedia. Near the table hanging from a stand is a bird cage with WALDO, the 
mynah bird, from JACQUES RENAULT’S cabin. AGENT COOPER walks into the room and 
stands near the window and the bird cage.

DR. HAYWARD

  Alright I found it. Gracula Religiosa. Commonly known as the hill mynah. 
  Native to Southeast Asia-Indonesia. Feeds on fruit mainly. Some invertebrates. 
  Its ability to mimic the human voice is amazing. 

SHERIFF TRUMAN

  Yeah well so far we haven’t heard a peep. 

SHERIFF TRUMAN walks to the bird cage.

SHERIFF TRUMAN

  Hey Waldo what’s up. 

DR. HAYWARD

  Well it says here that mimicry is a kind of play with the mynah. But this 
  one’s in a weakened condition; starved, dehydrated. I’d say he’s feeling 
  anything but playful. 

DR. HAYWARD picks up a grape.

DR. HAYWARD

  Here ya’ go little fella. 

DR. HAYWARD moves to feed the grape to WALDO but sees COOPER staring at the 
bird.

DR. HAYWARD

  Oh, you wanna feed him Agent Cooper? 

COOPER

  I don’t like birds. 

SHERIFF TRUMAN

  When do you think he’ll start talking again? 

DR. HAYWARD

  Well, according to the book his urge to mimic should return with his good 
  health. 

COOPER

  If it does then we got a witness. 

DR. HAYWARD

  Well we better keep feeding him. 

DR. HAYWARD sourly looks at the grape and then turns to SHERIFF TRUMAN.

DR. HAYWARD

  You got any apples? 

SHERIFF TRUMAN

  Yeah. There’s some at the bottom of the fridge. 

DR. HAYWARD

  These grapes are right on the edge. 

DEPUTY TOMMY ‘THE HAWK’ HILL enters the room carrying a file.

HAWK

  These just came in from your office. 

HAWK hands the file to COOPER, who looks it over. COOPER moves over to SHERIFF 
TRUMAN.

COOPER

  Hmm. Forensics confirms that Jacques Renault had three guests to his cabin; 
  Laura Palmer, Ronette Pulaski and Leo Johnson. 

COOPER looks at the back of a large photograph. The photograph is marked with a 
stamp as evidence. COOPER flips the photograph over to look at the image.

COOPER

  This is the only exposed negative on that roll of film Harry. Look familiar? 

COOPER hands the photo to SHERIFF TRUMAN. SHERIFF TRUMAN scans the photograph 
and smiles.

SHERIFF TRUMAN

  That’s our Waldo. 

COOPER

  No Harry, the girl. That’s Laura. 

SHERIFF TRUMAN gives a puzzled look and looks at the photograph again.


SHERIFF TRUMAN’S POV:

Through SHERIFF TRUMAN’S POV we view a CLOSE-UP of the photograph. The picture 
is of WALDO perched on the shoulder of a WOMAN with blonde hair.


BACK TO SCENE:

Unsure which end is up, SHERIFF TRUMAN turns the photograph around as he 
continues to look it over.

COOPER

  Well, now we know who and when. We don’t know why. 

COOPER stacks some books under the bird cage. COOPER then pulls his mini tape 
recorder out of his pocket and shows it to SHERIFF TRUMAN.

COOPER

  Voice activated Harry. 

With a CLICK, COOPER turns the mini recorder on.

COOPER

  When the bird talks maybe we’ll get some answers. 

MUSIC: FRESHLY SQUEEZED (0:26 - 3:48) (SLOW VARIANT)    77K

COOPER places his mini tape recorder on the stack of books right below the bird 
cage. COOPER picks up a file from the folder and hands it to SHERIFF TRUMAN. 
Paper clipped to the file is a plastic bag containing the notched poker chip.

COOPER

  Albert confirmed that this matches the fragment found in Laura’s stomach. 

SHERIFF TRUMAN

  Thousand dollar chip from One-Eyed Jacks. 

HAWK

  Jacques Renault’s working there. Dealing in the casino. 

COOPER

  Well, I think a little field work is in order. 

SHERIFF TRUMAN

  Jacks is over the border. A little out of our jurisdiction. 

COOPER

  Well I know that Harry. That’s why I was thinking this would be a good job for 
  the Bookhouse Boys. 

SHERIFF TRUMAN understands and smiles.

MUSIC ENDS: FRESHLY SQUEEZED (0:26 - 3:48) (SLOW VARIANT)    77K




CUT TO:

EXT. JOHNSON HOUSE - DAY

An establish shot. In the woods a short away distance from the house, BOBBY 
BRIGGS drives up and parks his car. BOBBY gets out of his car and heads toward 
the house.


DISTANT POV:

MUSIC: DARK TIMES???

Through binocular sights from someone’s distant POV, BOBBY walks up to the 
house.


BACK TO SCENE:

In the woods a distance away from the house and from the open door of the 
passenger side of his truck, LEO JOHNSON watches BOBBY through a pair of 
binoculars. A radio in the truck is on and is tuned to the police band.

DEPUTY (OFF SCREEN)

  Better call Hawk on that one. 

LEO’S POV:

Through the binocular sights of LEO’S POV, BOBBY walks up to the front door of 
the house.

BOBBY

  Shelly! 

SHELLY JOHNSON opens the door. SHELLY and BOBBY embrace.


BACK TO SCENE:

Sitting in his truck, LEO puts the binoculars away.

LEO

  Bobby Briggs. 

LEO reaches for his rifle. LEO pulls his rifle out and aims it toward the house. 
Using his damaged arm to hold up the long end of the rifle, LEO peers through 
the rifle’s telescoping sight.


LEO’S POV:

Through LEO’S POV, BOBBY and SHELLY just barely walk inside the house.


BACK TO SCENE:

LEO

  Come on lover boy. Leo’s waiting. 

MUSIC ENDS: DARK TIMES???




CUT TO:

INT. JOHNSON HOUSE - DAY

SHELLY, wearing a robe, moves to the kitchen. BOBBY follows SHELLY into the 
kitchen.

SHELLY

  I called you but your dad answered it. I didn’t know what to say. 

BOBBY

  Bobby’s here baby, Bobby’s here. 

SHELLY uncontrollably starts to cry in fear.

SHELLY

  (distraught) I shot him Bobby. I know I did. He just screamed and screamed. He 
  sounded like an animal. 

BOBBY

  He what? Slow down Shelly. Talk to me. 

SHELLY

  (distraught) He’s out there ... and now he’s going to kill me. Bobby he’s 
  going to kill me. 

BOBBY stands in front and close to SHELLY.

BOBBY

  Shelly. Shelly. Start over. Go real slow. 

BOBBY cradles his hands around SHELLY’S neck and head.

SHELLY

  Leo came home late last night. He was all beat up. He had blood all over him. 
  I told him ... I was never ... ever gonna let him hurt me again but he came at 
  me. 

SHELLY becomes even more upset.

SHELLY

  So I pulled the trigger. I shot him Bobby. What am I going to do? Where am I 
  going to hide? 

BOBBY

  Shelly, Leo Johnson is history. Understand? 

MUSIC: DARK TIMES???

BOBBY

  I’m taking care of you from now on. I’m going to deal with Leo. I’m going to 
  deal with James. Bobby’s going to deal with everything. 

SHELLY kisses BOBBY. SHELLY rests her head on BOBBY’S chest. BOBBY cradles 
SHELLY’S head and gives an intense glare as he thinks.




CUT TO:

EXT. JOHNSON HOUSE - DAY

LEO sits in his truck with his rifle pointed at the house. LEO listens to the 
police band radio as he waits for BOBBY or SHELLY to exit. Over the police band 
on the radio, LUCY can be heard.

LUCY (OFF SCREEN)

  Birdseed? No this bird eats fruit. The sheriff says its a witness. 

Shocked, LEO looks at his radio.

LUCY (OFF SCREEN)

  Naw, not just because it saw something, because it talks and it needs to be 
  ... 

LEO remembers the bird and immediately reacts. LEO puts his rifle away, closes 
the door, walks to the other side of the truck, enters and drives off.

MUSIC ENDS: DARK TIMES???




CUT TO:

INT. HAYWARD HOUSE - DAY

We FOCUS on a piano and a black vase. A CLICK from a depressed button is heard 
followed by the voice of LAURA PALMER from an audio tape. We PAN RIGHT to the 
dining room table where DONNA HAYWARD and MADELEINE FERGUSON are seated. On the 
table is a tape player. JAMES HURLEY paces the floor beside the table as he 
listens.

MUSIC: LAURA PALMER’S THEME   

LAURA (FROM TAPE)

  What’s up doc. Just a few words before I go to sleep. I feel like I’m going to 
  dream tonight. Big bad ones, you know, the kind you like. Its easier talking 
  into the recorder. I guess I feel I can say anything. All my secrets. The 
  naked ones. I know you like those doc. I know you like me too. That’ll be my 
  little secret okay. Just like your coconut. Why is it so easy to make men like 
  me? And I don’t even have to try very hard. Maybe ... if it was harder ... 

MUSIC ENDS: LAURA PALMER’S THEME   

JAMES stops the tape. MADELEINE picks up an empty cassette case from a shoe box 
beside her.

MADELEINE

  This one’s empty. 

MADELEINE hands the empty case to JAMES. JAMES reads the label on the empty 
case.

JAMES

  February 23. The night Laura died. 

JAMES hands the empty case back to MADELEINE. DONNA looks in the shoe box for an 
unboxed tape cassette.

DONNA

  The tape’s not in there. 

JAMES

  He must still have it. I mean she died, he never returned it. 

MADELEINE

  God, do you think Dr. Jacoby killed her? 

JAMES

  We’re going to find that tape. Tonight. 

DONNA

  Where? 

JAMES

  Jacoby’s office. 

MADELEINE

  What if he’s there. 

JAMES

  We’ll get him out. 

DONNA

  How? 

JAMES

  Maybe he gets a phone call. From Laura. 

JAMES rewinds the tape and then pushes the play button. Again we hear LAURA’S 
voice from the tape player.

LAURA

  What’s up doc? 

MUSIC: LAURA PALMER’S THEME   

LAURA

  Just a few words before I go to sleep. I feel like I’m going to dream tonight. 


MUSIC ENDS: LAURA PALMER’S THEME   




CUT TO:

EXT. HORNE’S DEPARTMENT STORE - DAY

MUSIC: FRESHLY SQUEEZED (0:26- 3:48)

An establish shot. We view the exterior of the store.




CUT TO:

INT. HORNE’S DEPARTMENT STORE - DAY

Standing behind the perfume counter, AUDREY handles a CUSTOMER.

AUDREY

  Here try this. It smells like a forest. 

AUDREY hands the CUSTOMER a bottle of perfume to smell.

CUSTOMER

  This won’t do. I want something more fruity. 

AUDREY

  Fruity. 

CUSTOMER

  As in fruit. 

MR. EMORY BATTIS, the store vice-president, walks up to the perfume counter and 
talks to JENNY, a salesgirl working with AUDREY. AUDREY searches for another 
fragrance for the CUSTOMER but, standing near JENNY, is more interested in 
listening in on JENNY’S and BATTIS’S discussion.

EMORY

  Could I see you in my office in five minutes? 

JENNY

  Sure. 

EMORY walks off.

CUSTOMER

  I’m not making myself clear. I want a scent that makes a statement. 

AUDREY

  Maybe you should try hanging it around your neck. Its a perfume, its a fashion 
  accessory. Two statements for the price of one. 

CUSTOMER

  I don’t appreciate your attitude. 

The CUSTOMER walks away.

AUDREY

  (playfully) Well thank you for shopping Horne’s Department Store. 

AUDREY walks over to JENNY.

AUDREY

  I’m gonna use the little girl’s room. 

JENNY

  Okay. 

AUDREY walks off.




CUT TO:

INT. HORNE’S DEPARTMENT STORE - DAY

Outside EMORY’S office, AUDREY tries to sneak inside the empty office but a 
STOCK BOY is moving boxes on a shelf nearby. In her mischievous way, AUDREY 
leans against the shelves and tells a lie to rid the STOCK BOY.

AUDREY

  You know there’s a real bad accident outside. Sounded like a bus or something. 


The STOCK BOY silently heads out to take a look. AUDREY grins and enters EMORY’S 
office.




CUT TO:

INT. EMORY’S OFFICE - DAY

AUDREY opens a cigarette case, helps herself to one of EMORY’S cigarettes and 
lights it up. AUDREY opens one of EMORY’S desk drawers but hears EMORY in the 
hall and calmly moves to a closet, steps inside and closes the door. The closet 
door has a window shutter-like screen made of thin horizontal wood slats 
allowing AUDREY to see into the office.

EMORY

  Right this way Jen. ... got something really special about ... 

AUDREY’S POV:

Through AUDREY’S POV from the closet, EMORY and JENNY enter the office.

EMORY

  Come right in. My, my you look lovely. Sit, sit. 

JENNY

  Thank you Mr. Battis. 

MUSIC ENDS: FRESHLY SQUEEZED (0:26- 3:48)

EMORY

  This is for you Jenny. A reward for a job well done. 

EMORY hands JENNY a small present. JENNY unwraps the present, opens the box and 
removes the wrapping tissue to reveal a small glass unicorn.

EMORY

  Its a unicorn, ancient symbol of purity. Tamed only by the young at heart. 

JENNY

  Wow, a unicorn. 

EMORY

  Jenny, you had a good time at the club last week didn’t you? 

JENNY

  Yeah, yeah I had a great time, Mr. Battis. 

EMORY

  They were very pleased with you as well, I must say. They’d like you to 
  continue and believe me Jenny not many girls qualify. 

JENNY

  Really? 

EMORY

  Yes. Now the variety of work is completely up to you. Hostess, cocktail 
  waitress or, if you are chosen, hospitality girl. 

JENNY

  What’s that? 

MUSIC: FRESHLY SQUEEZED (0:26- 3:48)

EMORY

  Hospitality girl’s escort ... important guests, VIP’s. It’s a lucrative 
  opportunity Jenny. Tending to wealthy men in need of a little company. 

BACK TO SCENE:

In the closet, AUDREY smiles to herself at hearing EMORY’S definition of the 
job.


AUDREY’S POV:

JENNY

  That sounds cool as long as their wealthy. 

EMORY

  Jenny, your attitude will take you far in this life. 

EMORY hands JENNY a business card.

EMORY

  Call this number. Ask for Black Rose. Now why don’t we make a trip to evening 
  wear and find you something elegant. 

JENNY

  Elegant sounds great Mr. Battis. Elegant. 

EMORY escorts JENNY out of the office.


BACK TO SCENE:

AUDREY drops her cigarette to the floor, puts it out by stepping on it, exits 
the closet and walks over to EMORY’S desk. AUDREY picks up a small black book 
laying on top of the desk. AUDREY opens the book and flips through the pages. 
The pages list several different names of women. Beside each name are hearts 
that rank each girl. On one page AUDREY finds the name of:

AUDREY

  Ronette Pulaski. 

AUDREY puts the book back. Before she leaves, AUDREY picks up the glass unicorn 
that JENNY left on the desk.

MUSIC: FRESHLY SQUEEZED (0:26- 3:48)




CUT TO:

EXT. DOUBLE R DINER - DAY

An establish shot. We view the front of diner as a timber truck rig pass by with 
a full load of cut logs.




CUT TO:

INT. DOUBLE R DINER - DAY

MUSIC: COUNTRY #4

NORMA JENNINGS steps halfway past the door from the kitchen. NORMA stops as she 
sees her husband HANK JENNINGS, holding a pot of coffee, talking to SHELLY. A 
country tune plays on the jukebox.

HANK

  When your in prison you remember faces from home. They all seem like friends 
  somehow. Even the ones you barely knew, like something to hang on to I guess. 

SHELLY hands a customer their order of a cherry pie.

SHELLY

  It must have been hard on you. 

HANK

  I paid my debt. That’s what counts. You know your a really big help around 
  here and I want to thank you for that. For getting Norma through. 

NORMA steps back into the kitchen.

SHELLY

  Your welcome Hank. 

SHELLY pats HANK’S arm.

SHELLY

  No problem. 

HANK

  She told me in her letters how much you meant and how much Pete helped uh ... 

SHELLY fetches a cup of coffee for a customer.

SHELLY

  Who? 

HANK

  Uh ... yeah ... no, not Pete uh ... 

SHELLY

  Oh you mean Ed. 

HANK

  Yeah Big Ed. 

SHELLY

  Yeah. 

HANK

  Yeah, I’m a little better at faces then names I guess. 

The COOK rings the service bell and SHELLY moves off to pick up the order.

HANK

  (sinisterly) Yeah, Big Ed. 

HANK looks down at the counter where he sees a lighter someone had left behind 
their plate of food. With his shifty eyes, HANK glances around, casually moves 
his hand, picks up the lighter and puts it in his back pocket. HANK then moves 
the dirty plates to a bin.

At the front door, SHERIFF TRUMAN and AGENT COOPER enter the diner. SHERIFF 
TRUMAN spots HANK.

SHERIFF TRUMAN

  Hello Hank. 

HANK

  Hi Harry. Glad to see me? 

HANK moves up the island counter towards SHERIFF TRUMAN.

HANK

  (jokingly) You uh ... you lookin’ for a free lunch ... I recommend the 
  meatloaf. 

SHERIFF TRUMAN

  Save it. I’m looking for you. 

HANK

  Harry? 

HANK jokingly puts up both of his hands.

HANK

  I’m innocent. 

SHERIFF TRUMAN

  What you are is on parole Hank. 

SHELLY watches and listens to SHERIFF TRUMAN.

SHERIFF TRUMAN

  That means pay your case officer a visit once a week, Fridays. You miss a 
  visit. You go to jail. 

MUSIC ENDS: COUNTRY #4

HANK

  Thanks for the reminder sheriff. Stop in any time. 

HANK stares at SHERIFF TRUMAN and then walks away.

SHERIFF TRUMAN

  You think people ever change Cooper? I don’t. 

SHELLY walks up to them.

SHELLY

  Oh, afternoon guys. Would you like some coffee? 

COOPER smiles brightly.

COOPER

  Afternoon Shelly, yes. 

SHERIFF TRUMAN

  We should be on our way. 

SHELLY moves to the coffee dispenser. COOPER and SHERIFF TRUMAN are still 
standing by the counter as they talk.

COOPER

  Harry, I’m going to let you in on a little secret. Everyday, once a day, give 
  yourself a present. Don’t plan it, don’t wait for it, just let it happen. 

SHELLY places two cups of coffee on the counter near them.

COOPER

  It could be a new shirt at the men store, a catnap in your office chair or ... 


COOPER gestures to the cups of coffee on the counter before them.

COOPER

  ... two cups of good hot black coffee. Like this. 

COOPER wears a large grin. SHERIFF TRUMAN grins back.

SHERIFF TRUMAN

  A present? Like Christmas? 

COOPER nods yes. COOPER and SHERIFF TRUMAN both move to the counter and take a 
seat where their coffee has been placed. COOPER grabs his cup and takes a sip. 
SHERIFF TRUMAN watches COOPER.

COOPER

  Ahh man that hits the spot. 

SHERIFF TRUMAN grins at COOPER’S reaction. SHERIFF TRUMAN hasn’t touched his cup 
yet. COOPER slides it over to him.

COOPER

  Nothing like a great cup of black coffee. 

MUSIC: FRESHLY SQUEEZED (0:26 - 3:48)




CUT TO:

INT. HORNE’S DEPARTMENT STORE - DAY

AUDREY stands behind the perfume counter as JENNY, carrying a bag with the dress 
she just received, prepares to leave for the day.

JENNY

  Bye Audrey. 

AUDREY

  So did Battis get you a dress? 

JENNY

  Yeah he did. 

AUDREY

  I met him yesterday. I’ll be working as hostess this weekend. 

JENNY

  Oh really? 

AUDREY

  Yeah. 

JENNY

  Cool. 

AUDREY

  Did you get one of these too? 

AUDREY shows JENNY the small glass unicorn she had swiped earlier.

JENNY

  Yeah, what am I going to do with a horned horse? 

AUDREY LAUGHS.

AUDREY

  Ditto. I bet he’s got cartons of them. 

JENNY

  He probably does. 

AUDREY

  Jenny I did a real dumb thing um I lost that number that he gave me for Black 
  Rose. Do you have it? 

A little unsure, JENNY pauses before she retrieves the card.

JENNY

  Yeah, I got it. 

AUDREY

  Great. 

JENNY hands the card to AUDREY, who copies the number down.

AUDREY

  Thanks. 

JENNY

  Okay, I talk to you later. 

AUDREY

  Okay, see ya’ tomorrow. 

JENNY walks off. AUDREY moves to a nearby phone and immediately dials the 
number.

MUSIC ENDS: FRESHLY SQUEEZED (0:26 - 3:48)

FADE OUT:




FADE IN:

INT. HURLEY HOUSE - DAY

In her living room seated at the couch, NADINE HURLEY is watching the television 
and eating chocolate bonbons.


NADINE’S POV:

Through NADINE’S POV we view the television program ‘Invitation to Love’. CHET, 
a nerdy looking man wearing a white suit, is holding a gun. CHET has the gun 
pointed at MONTANA, a scruffy looking man wearing a black leather jacket and a 
bandana, who stands with his hands up in the air.

CHET

  I wasn’t fooling Montana. 

BACK TO SCENE:

NADINE

  You show ’em Chet. You show all of them. 

NADINE’S POV:

Through NADINE’S POV, CHET shoots MONTANA. MONTANA spins to a nearby wall. The 
wall supports him as he slowly slides down.


BACK TO SCENE:

‘BIG’ ED HURLEY enters the house and sees his wife, NADINE, on the couch. NADINE 
looks at her wrists. The television program comes to an end and its rich theme 
music starts up.

MUSIC: INVITATION TO LOVE    28K

ANNOUNCER (FROM TELEVISION)

  Tune in tomorrow for Invitation to Love. 

NADINE looks up and sees BIG ED.

NADINE

  Ed, I’m eating bonbons. 

NADINE offers by holding up the box of bonbons towards BIG ED.

BIG ED grabs the box and puts it on the coffee table. BIG ED takes a seat next 
to NADINE. NADINE is very sad and is close to tears.

BIG ED

  Come on honey its not that bad. 

NADINE

  You don’t know how bad it is. You don’t know all the things I was going to do 
  ... for us. 

BIG ED

  I know. 

NADINE

  A new TV. I was gonna do that. I already looked at a motorboat. 

BIG ED

  Sweetheart. 

NADINE

  It wasn’t just things I was going to buy. It was a new life we were gonna 
  lead. 

BIG ED

  Nadine there’s plenty of patent attorneys. We’re just gonna have to keep on 
  looking on till we find one that understands drape runners. 

NADINE

  Rejected. Rejected, that what he said. Nobody else is gonna say anything 
  different. 

BIG ED holds NADINE.

BIG ED

  Nadine, don’t you give up. Don’t you dare. 

MUSIC ENDS: INVITATION TO LOVE    28K




CUT TO:

EXT. BLUE PINE LODGE - DAY

An establish shot. We view the front of house.




*** CUT TO:

INT. BLUE PINE LODGE - DAY

In the dining room, SHERIFF TRUMAN looks at a mounted fish trophy laying on the 
table. PETE walks up beside him.

PETE

  I just got that baby back from Tim and Tom’s Taxidermy. When I caught him he 
  was this big. (waves his hand above the side of the fish to show it original 
  thickness) But I guess by the time they take the innards out and put the 
  stuffing in ... it uh ... loses something in the translation. 

SHERIFF TRUMAN

  Yeah well Pete it still a fine looking trophy. No matter what the size. 

PETE

  (chuckle) Well size isn’t everything I guess. 

PETE walks away carrying his trophy. JOSIE enters and walks up to SHERIFF 
TRUMAN.

JOSIE

  Harry, I didn’t expect you to be here. (kisses him) I’m late for the mill but 
  I’ll make time for us. (he stares at her) What’s wrong? 

SHERIFF TRUMAN

  What were you doing at the Timber Falls Motel, Tuesday? 

JOSIE

  Oh, (kisses him) Tuesday I was at the mill. 

SHERIFF TRUMAN

  Hawk saw you. I know you were there. 

JOSIE

  (worried) Oh, Harry. 

SHERIFF TRUMAN

  You can tell me anything. Josie, you can tell me anything. 

JOSIE

  (looking to the ground) I was there ... because ... Ben and Catherine were 
  there together. I followed them and I took pictures. 

She opens her purse, pulls out some pictures and shows them to him. The pictures 
are of BENJAMIN HORNE and CATHERINE MARTELL entering a room together at the 
motel.

SHERIFF TRUMAN

  What’s this ... all about? 

JOSIE

  You asked me for proof last time ... and I followed them and I took pictures. 

MUSIC: LOVE THEME FROM TWIN PEAKS

JOSIE

  The other night I heard Catherine talking on the phone. Something about an 
  accident, a fire. A fire at the mill. A fire at Andrew’s mill. My mill. I’m 
  not going to let this happen. No. 

Tears form in her eyes and run down her cheek. TRUMAN wipes away the tear on her 
cheek with his thumb.

SHERIFF TRUMAN

  Neither will I. I won’t let it happen. 

They embrace each other.

MUSIC ENDS: LOVE THEME FROM TWIN PEAKS

FADE OUT:




FADE IN:

INT. TIMBER ROOM - NIGHT

We watch AGENT COOPER enter the dining area and walk over to the bar where 
SHERIFF TRUMAN and BIG ED are waiting for him. COOPER is dressed in a tuxedo. 
BIG ED is wearing a western theme outfit. As COOPER approaches them, BIG ED and 
TRUMAN look his suit over.

SHERIFF TRUMAN

  Well now. 

COOPER

  Evening Harry, Ed. You all set. 

BIG ED

  (sour look) Is that what your wearing? 

SHERIFF TRUMAN

  Its pretty spiffy Cooper. 

COOPER

  Do you like to gamble Ed? 

BIG ED

  Well I went to Reno once but I never felt to lucky. 

COOPER

  Your gonna be lucky tonight. (pulls out a wad of cash from his pocket) It ten 
  thousand dollars of the bureau’s money. Whenever I gamble with the company 
  stake I always like to bring back a ten to fifthteen percent return. (to ED) 
  How much would you like to start with? (ED shrugs but smiles) How about three 
  hundred. And Ed, the suit is perfect. 

BIG ED

  (smiling) Well Harry would like to talk with you. (puts his cup of coffee down 
  on the bar) So why don’t I see you outside. 

BIG ED leaves.

COOPER

  Yeah Harry, what’s on your mind? 

COOPER and TRUMAN lean against the bar as they talk.

SHERIFF TRUMAN

  I’m worried about Josie. She’s been real afraid. 

COOPER

  About what? 

SHERIFF TRUMAN

  Ben Horne and Catherine Martell. Now they’ve been seeing each other on the 
  side, its been going on for years. 

MUSIC: LOVE THEME FROM TWIN PEAKS

SHERIFF TRUMAN

  Josie just found out. She thinks their planning to burn down the saw mill and 
  somehow get rid of her too. 

COOPER

  Do you believe her? 

SHERIFF TRUMAN

  I know Ben Horne wants that land for the Ghostwood development and I know 
  Josie won’t sell. Yeah. Yeah, I believe her. 

COOPER

  How much do you know about her? Where she’s from, who she was before? 

SHERIFF TRUMAN

  Whatta ya’ getting at? 

COOPER

  The truth Harry. That’s my job. 

SHERIFF TRUMAN

  I know all I need to know. I love her and she’s in trouble. 

COOPER

  That’s good enough for me. Let’s look into it. 

SHERIFF TRUMAN

  Thanks. 

TRUMAN pats COOPER’S arm, puts his cup of coffee down and picks up his hat. The 
two walk away from the bar.

COOPER

  Is Hawk ready? 

MUSIC ENDS: LOVE THEME FROM TWIN PEAKS

SHERIFF TRUMAN

  Yeah, he’s outside in the van. 

MUSIC: FRESHLY SQUEEZED (0:26 - 3:48)

SHERIFF TRUMAN

  Oh, I got that brand new Cadillac you wanted. 

COOPER

  Good its perfect for our cover. 

SHERIFF TRUMAN

  High rollers from the tri-cities. 

COOPER

  Oral surgeons, Harry. Big spenders vacationing among the firs. 

They exit the room.

MUSIC ENDS: FRESHLY SQUEEZED (0:26 - 3:48)

AUDREY enters and looks around the room. She moves to the bar and dials the 
phone.

AUDREY

  Yeah, has Agent Cooper returned yet? (reply) I need to leave another message. 
  Tell him that Audrey called again. (reply) Yes, its still urgent. 

She hangs up the phone.




CUT TO:

INT. BLUE PINE LODGE - NIGHT

We see CATHERINE walking with MR. NEV, an insurance salesman, toward the dining 
room.

MR. NEV

  I’m glad you agreed to see me Mrs. Martell. 

CATHERINE

  That’s quite alright. 

MR. NEV

  Normally I’d never think to compose this late. 

CATHERINE

  That’s fine. Now what’s this about? 

MR. NEV

  Every agent is instructed five signatures. Its really the first thing we learn 
  and ... somehow ... we missed one. 

He places his briefcase on the table and opens it.

CATHERINE

  Now refresh my memory. What policy is this? 

He pulls out an expanding folder from his briefcase and takes out a document.

MR. NEV

  Your new life insurance. Since the binder takes effect at midnight tonight I 
  really had no choice. You see, it just couldn’t wait until tomorrow. 

He pulls a pen from his shirt pocket, clicks out the pen tip, marks an ‘X’ by 
the line for her to sign by and hands her the pen.

MR. NEV

  Right here please. 

CATHERINE takes a seat as she looks over the document.

MR. NEV

  Is everything in order Mrs. Martell? 

CATHERINE

  Yes, it just that ... 




CUT TO:

INSURANCE DOCUMENT

MUSIC: LAURA PALMER’S THEME (DARK VERSION)

We view a CLOSEUP of document from CATHERINE POV and we see that the beneficiary 
of this insurance policy is JOSIE PACKARD.




CUT TO:

INT. BLUE PINE LODGE - NIGHT

CATHERINE

  This was handled without our actually meeting each other and I ... I almost 
  forgotten. 

MR. NEV

  To be perfectly honest with you Mrs. Martell I withheld that last page myself. 


CATHERINE

  Did you? 

MR. NEV

  I have to admit I thought it a little ... unusual. Life insurance when the 
  client is too busy ... to be involved. (smiling) I mean, you did know about 
  this policy didn’t you? 

CATHERINE

  Are you suggesting that there’s something ... irregular at work here? 

MR. NEV

  I certainly never got that idea from Mrs. Packard, no. Or from Mr. Horne for 
  that matter either. When he offered to collect your signatures I thought it 
  was fine. Just with a new account, I like to be certain to (gestures with the 
  pen as if to cross a ‘T’) cross every ‘T’. 

Again he shows her where to sign on the document.

MR. NEV

  Right here please. 

CATHERINE

  You know, I’m noticing that there’s some ... minor changes that I asked my 
  attorney to make that are not included in this draft. I think what I’d like to 
  do is go over this with him on the phone in the morning, and initial the 
  changes and get the completed documents to you at that time. 

MR. NEV

  If there’s anything that I can do to help you ... with the policy or anything 
  at all? 

CATHERINE

  (staring at him with a straight face) Are you an ambitious man Mr. Nev. 

MR. NEV

  One likes to think so. 

CATHERINE

  One never knows. There may be a few ‘T’s left to cross. Good night. 

MR. NEV

  Mrs. Martell. (closes his briefcase) I’ll see myself out. 

He walks away and out.

CATHERINE

  (whispered to herself) Think. Think. 




CUT TO:

INT. BLUE PINE LODGE - NIGHT

In her bedroom, CATHERINE opens the secret compartment at her desk and finds 
that it is empty. She lets out a slight whine at the sight of the missing 
doctored ledger.

MUSIC ENDS: LAURA PALMER’S THEME (DARK VERSION)




CUT TO:

INT. GREAT NORTHERN HOTEL - NIGHT

MUSIC: FRESHLY SQUEEZED (0:26 - 3:48) (SAX VARIANT)

We FOCUS on a hand that slips a note under COOPER’S hotel room door. We PAN up 
to see that it is AUDREY. As she straightens up she brushes her hand against his 
door. She walks off down the hall. As she does, she spots a new hotel guest, a 
thin ASIAN MAN, being helped to his room by a BELL BOY. As she passes him, the 
ASIAN MAN bows his head to her.

MUSIC ENDS: FRESHLY SQUEEZED (0:26 - 3:48) (SAX VARIANT)




CUT TO:

EXT. TWIN PEAKS SHERIFF’S DEPARTMENT - NIGHT

We view the front of the station on a stormy night as rain falls and lighting 
flashes. A police cruiser drives by.




CUT TO:

INT. TWIN PEAKS SHERIFF’S DEPARTMENT - NIGHT

In COOPER’S office, we FOCUS on a briefcase on his desk.

COOPER

  Ed, why don’t you open that up. 

BIG ED opens a briefcase laying on the table. Inside the briefcase we see 
several moustaches and wigs.

BIG ED

  Wow, look at all this. 

We PAN to see AGENT COOPER and HAWK. COOPER lets out an ‘ouch’ as HAWK applies 
tape to a microphone wire on his upper left arm.

HAWK

  Sorry. 

We ZOOM out to see them all.

COOPER

  There’s a curly haired wig in there Ed. It’s gonna work like gangbusters ... 
  and I’ll help you out with one of those moustaches. 

BIG ED

  Think it’ll fit? I’ve got a big head. 

HAWK finishes installing COOPER microphone.

HAWK

  Okay, give it a try. 

BIG ED moves the curly wig to his head to try it on. COOPER rolls his long 
sleeve shirt down, lifts his wrist near to his mouth and says ...

COOPER

  Testing one two. 

The speaker from the receiver duplicates what he says but ends with a very loud 
swoop of distortion from over amplification. COOPER grabs his wrist and all 
remain silent.




CUT TO:

INT. TWIN PEAKS SHERIFF’S DEPARTMENT - NIGHT

In the conference room, we FOCUS on a spread of donuts laid out on the 
conference table. We PAN up to see WALDO, the mynah bird, in its cage. The room 
is empty except for flashes of lighting and the sound of booming thunder.




CUT TO:

INT. TWIN PEAKS SHERIFF’S DEPARTMENT - NIGHT

We view a CLOSEUP of AGENT COOPER’S mini tape recorder as it turns on 
automatically to the sound of ...

WALDO

  Laura ... Laura. 




CUT TO:

INT. TWIN PEAKS SHERIFF’S DEPARTMENT - NIGHT

We view an old black and white photograph hanging on the wall of the conference 
room. WALDO lets out a wolf whistle and a caw. The photograph is of a man 
standing next to a huge cut section of a tree, nearly a tall as him, laying on 
its side. A gunshot rings into the room and shatters the glass on the 
photograph.




CUT TO:

INT. TWIN PEAKS SHERIFF’S DEPARTMENT - NIGHT

In COOPER’S office, COOPER, HAWK and BIG ED look at each other after they hear 
the gunshot. HAWK and COOPER grab their guns and head toward the conference 
room.




CUT TO:

EXT. TWIN PEAKS SHERIFF’S DEPARTMENT - NIGHT

From a distance in the pouring rain just outside the building we see a man run 
away carrying a rifle. The man runs to a truck and we see that it is LEO 
JOHNSON. He throws his rifle inside, gets in and peels out as he drives off.




CUT TO:

INT. TWIN PEAKS SHERIFF’S DEPARTMENT - NIGHT

In the conference room, we FOCUS on the spread of donuts, see bits of bird 
feathers around them and blood dripping onto the donuts. We PAN up to see that 
WALDO is not longer perched in his cage, which is swinging. Blood and feathers 
are also scattered in the cage.




CUT TO:

INT. TWIN PEAKS SHERIFF’S DEPARTMENT - NIGHT

With their guns drawn, SHERIFF TRUMAN and AGENT COOPER meet in the hallway near 
the door to the conference room. They enter the conference room and lower their 
guns as they see what was shot, WALDO. DEPUTY HAWK, DEPUTY ANDY, BIG ED and LUCY 
follow behind them.

BIG ED

  What happened? 

SHERIFF TRUMAN

  Somebody shot Waldo. Ah geez. 

ANDY

  Poor Waldo. 

COOPER picks up his mini tape recorder that was set to automatically record on 
voice activation. He rewinds the tape a bit and plays it. From the tape recorder 
we hear ...

BIG ED

  What happened? 

SHERIFF TRUMAN

  Somebody shot Waldo. 

COOPER stops the tape, rewinds it some more and hits play. We hear ...

LUCY

  Birdie birdie birdie. Want some orange? Come on lets share. 

LUCY, standing by the window with ANDY, looks away slightly embarrassed. Again 
COOPER stops the tape, rewinds it and hits play. This time we hear ...

WALDO

  No Waldo... 

MUSIC: LAURA PALMER’S THEME   

WALDO

  ... (caw; wolf whistle) ... Laura... Laura... Don’t go there... Hurting me... 
  Hurting me... Stop it... 

COOPER and SHERIFF TRUMAN look at each other.

WALDO

  Stop it... (caw) Stop it... Leo no... Leo no. 

MUSIC ENDS: LAURA PALMER’S THEME   

FADE OUT:




FADE IN:

EXT. ONE-EYED JACKS - NIGHT

We view a CLOSEUP of the neon sign of a jack from a deck of cards with its one 
eye blinking on and off.

SOUND EFFECT: BUZZING EYE    14K




CUT TO:

INT. ONE-EYED JACKS - NIGHT

MUSIC: COUNTRY #1    11K

AGENT COOPER, dressed in a tuxedo and wearing eyeglasses, and BIG ED, wearing a 
curly haired wig and a fake moustache, walk through the building. They pass 
several men who are with the establishments working women. They stop and stand 
in a bar room with a pool table. One of the ’52 PICK-UP girls walks by and eyes 
them. COOPER and BIG ED return the stare as she walks by.

COOPER

  Casino’s probably in the back. If Jacques dealing that’s where we’ll find him. 


BIG ED

  I’ll give you the high sign and clear out. 

COOPER spots BLACKIE "THE BLACK ROSE" O’REILLY walking toward them.

COOPER

  Here comes something. 

BLACKIE

  Evening fellas. They call me Blackie. 

COOPER

  Glad to know you Blackie. I like your style. 

BLACKIE

  Most do. First time here? 

COOPER

  Yeah, its our rookie season. 

BLACKIE

  Well you just think of tonight as spring training. With a little luck you just 
  might make the team. 

BLACKIE looks BIG ED over.

BLACKIE

  You look like a cop. 

COOPER smiles and moves over slightly to BIG ED.

COOPER

  I’m the cop. 

BLACKIE grins and runs her fingers under COOPER’S lapel.

BLACKIE

  You look like Cary Grant. Got a name? 

COOPER

  Barney and Fred. Just in from the tri-cities. 

BLACKIE

  Well, Fred what’s you line? 

BIG ED

  Own a gas station. 

COOPER, grinning, looks at BIG ED.

BIG ED

  Uhm, I’m an oral surgeon. 

BLACKIE

  Ah, I’ve got a Chevy parked out back with a serious root canal problem. Wanna 
  take a look? 

BIG ED

  Well I was hoping you might need a little gum work. Cause I sure like to get a 
  look under your hood. 

BLACKIE

  (smiles) Fred’s okay. 

COOPER

  (looks at BIG ED) Fred’s a prince. 

BLACKIE

  So boys, what your pleasure? 

COOPER

  Cards. Dice. 

BIG ED

  For starters. 

BLACKIE

  Casino’s that way. (gestures with a nod to her left) This just might be your 
  lucky night. 

BIG ED

  Luck has nothing to do with it. 

BLACKIE grins at BIG ED and then walks off.

COOPER

  Not bad Ed. Not bad at all. 

COOPER and BIG ED walk off in the direction she gestured to towards the casino. 
They pass two 52’ PICK-UPS laying against a railing awaiting a customer.

MUSIC ENDS: COUNTRY #1    11K




CUT TO:

INT. ONE-EYES JACKS - NIGHT

In a corner of the casino room, COOPER lifts is hand to his head as if to adjust 
his glasses but he is actually moving the microphone under his shirt sleeve 
closer to his mouth so he can speak clearly to ...

COOPER

  Hawk we have a small casino room ... 




CUT TO:

EXT. POLICE VAN - NIGHT

Parked in the woods near One-Eyed Jacks, we see a white van.




CUT TO:

INT. POLICE VAN - NIGHT

DEPUTY HAWK, wearing earphones, is seated beside sound recording equipment. He 
listens to COOPER.

COOPER

  ... with the usual games of chance. Bar’s at the far end and there’s stairs to 
  who know’s where. Everybody’s having a good time. 




CUT TO:

INT. ONE-EYED JACKS - NIGHT

COOPER

  No sign of Jacques Renault. Ed’s going to head over to the craps table. I’m 
  going to play some Black Jack. (puts his arm down) Ed, lets gamble. 




CUT TO:

INT. PALMER HOUSE - NIGHT

In the dark, we see MADELEINE slowly and quietly walk down the stairs. She is 
wearing her large rimmed glasses and LAURA’S thick, warm clothing. Her dark hair 
is tied back and she is carrying a paper bag. The only sound in the house is a 
grandfather clock chiming. At the bottom of the stairs she passes the living 
room. Our view FOCUSES on the living room as she walks on and out the front 
door. In the darkness of the living room we see a figure sitting on the couch.

MUSIC: LAURA PALMER’S THEME   

The figure moves into the light brought in by the window and we see that it is 
LELAND PALMER, who has turned his head to see who has left the house.




CUT TO:

EXT. EASTER PARK - NIGHT

Near the gazebo, we see JAMES watch a car pull up. A blonde woman exits from the 
passenger side and walks toward JAMES with her face hidden by the shadows. JAMES 
stares at the woman as her features become more visible. He meets her halfway 
and is in awe as he sees her face. The woman looks exactly like LAURA PALMER but 
its MADELEINE wearing a blonde wig and LAURA’S clothes. DONNA, wearing a heavy 
coat and sporting a baseball cap, exits from the driver’s side and walks up to 
them carrying a video camera.

MUSIC ENDS: LAURA PALMER’S THEME   




CUT TO:

INT. BENJAMIN HORNE’S OFFICE - NIGHT

MUSIC: 99 BOTTLES OF BEER (ICELANDER VERSION)

JERRY, HEBA, MR. THORSON and several of the Icelander group are singing. They 
all swing mugs of beer in their hands as they sing. BENJAMIN is standing behind 
his desk with a container of ice cream in one hand and a spoon in the other. 
With his mouth full of ice cream, he conducts the group with his spoon.

JERRY

  Hey! Lovely song. 

BEN puts the tub of ice cream down and waves them to quiet down. The group 
quiets down and stops singing.

MUSIC ENDS: 99 BOTTLES OF BEER (ICELANDER VERSION)

BENJAMIN

  You simply have got to teach me some of these incredible songs. 

GROUP

  (severally; they laugh) Hey ... incredible ... hey. 

BENJAMIN

  (to JERRY) Maybe you’d like to take some of our guests down to uh ... the 
  dining room. 

JERRY tells them to go to the dining room in their language. He kisses HEBA, who 
is standing right beside him, on both cheeks.

JERRY

  I’ll be with ya’ in half a tick. 

The Icelander group leave the room. JERRY, holding a very large pine cone in his 
left hand, takes a seat on BEN’S desk.

JERRY

  (laughs slightly) You should have seen them at the si- ... tour of the site. 
  The treesBen. 

JERRY puts the pine cone down on BEN’S desk, grabs the tub of ice cream and a 
spoon and starts eating.

BENJAMIN

  Jerry. 

JERRY

  They worship them. 

BENJAMIN

  Jerry. 

JERRY

  I caught a couple of them hugging pines. 

BENJAMIN

  Jerry. When are they signing the contracts? 

JERRY

  (sampling the ice cream) This needs more pecan. Their ready Ben. Their poised 
  with their pen in their hand. 

BEN moves the pine cone on his desk closer to JERRY and grabs the tub of ice 
cream.

BENJAMIN

  Uh-huh. Yeah. So, what’s the catch? 

BEN and JERRY are now both spooning out ice cream from the same tub.

JERRY

  More fun. Signing party. They wanna finalize the deal at One-Eyed Jacks. 

BEN pulls the tub of ice cream away from JERRY as he moves his spoon towards it.

BENJAMIN

  How’d they find out about Jacks? 

JERRY

  (rolls his eyes) I take full responsibility. 

BENJAMIN

  Ahh. Jerry, Jerry. Get ’em back on the van. (nods and smiles) 

JERRY

  (laughs, shouts to the next room) OKAY! EVERYBODY BACK ON THE VAN! 

JERRY throws his spoon in the tub of ice cream and picks up his mug of beer. As 
JERRY walks toward the door he trips on a step but regains his balance. He looks 
at BEN and laughs at himself.

JERRY

  ROAD TRIP! ROAD TRIP! 

From the next room the Icelander group can be heard yelling.

GROUP

  (severally) Road trip! 

BENJAMIN takes one last spoonful of ice cream, drops his spoon in the tub and 
puts it aside. He picks up his phone on the desk and dials. We hear JOSIE’S 
voice answer the phone.

JOSIE

  Hello. 

BENJAMIN

  Is she there? 




CUT TO:

INT. BLUE PINE LODGE - NIGHT

In the kitchen, we see JOSIE leaning with her elbows on the counter next to the 
phone on the wall.

MUSIC: HANK’S THEME    39K

JOSIE

  I just came back. She’s gone. 




CUT TO:

INT. BENJAMIN HORNE’S OFFICE - NIGHT

BENJAMIN

  We need her at the mill. 




CUT TO:

INT. BLUE PINE LODGE - NIGHT

We ZOOM out and see HANK beside her leaning with his back to the counter.

JOSIE

  I’ll get her there. Is it set for tonight? 

BENJAMIN

  (over the phone) Yes. 

JOSIE

  You shouldn’t call here for a while. 

BENJAMIN

  (over the phone) I know the drill. 

JOSIE hangs up the phone. HANK turns around, waves a finger at her and takes off 
his black leather jacket.

MUSIC ENDS: HANK’S THEME    39K




CUT TO:

INT. BLACKIE’S OFFICE - NIGHT

MUSIC: COUNTRY #1    11K

The door to office opens and we see a blonde 52’ PICK-UP escort AUDREY, wearing 
a black dress, into the room. The 52’ PICK-UP closes the door and takes a 
position to the side of the room near the door. AUDREY walks up to BLACKIE’S 
desk, where BLACKIE is seated, and hands her a resumé.

MUSIC ENDS: COUNTRY #1    11K

BLACKIE

  Your not a shy one are you sweetheart. 

AUDREY

  I’m not shy. 

BLACKIE scans the resumé. AUDREY, standing right next to BLACKIE’S desk, begins 
to fidget and hum a tune. Bothered by it, BLACKIE looks up at her. AUDREY stops 
humming but continues to fidget.

BLACKIE

  Hester Prune. Pretty name. April house in Vancouver. Boys in Chicago. Calgary 
  Stampede ’87 through ’89. Where did you work in Calgary darling? 

AUDREY

  Around. 

BLACKIE

  Can you give me a name? 

AUDREY takes a seat in a chair positioned in front of the desk.

AUDREY

  The Lost Dude Ranch. 

BLACKIE

  Big Amos still running things out there? 

AUDREY

  Uhm, bigger and better. 

BLACKIE

  Hm. 

BLACKIE crumples her resumé in her hand.

BLACKIE

  (chuckle) Big Amos is the name of my dog. I read the Scarlet Letter in high 
  school just like you did. Give me one good reason why I shouldn’t air mail 
  your bottom back to civilization? 

AUDREY stands up, moves to the desk, slowly reaches over BLACKIE’S desk and 
picks out a maraschino cherry, by its stem, from BLACKIE’S drink.

MUSIC: CHERRY STEM KNOT    63K

AUDREY lifts the cherry to her mouth, bites the cherry off and eats it while 
still holding onto the cherry stem. Next, she puts the cherry stem into her 
mouth. Her eyes roll and her lips squirm as she contorts her tongue into weaving 
the cherry stem into a knot. Finished, she pulls out the knotted stem and places 
it on the napkin the drink was on. BLACKIE interest has been piqued. She bends 
forward to take a closer look, sits back and pulls out a document and pen from 
one of her desk drawers.

MUSIC ENDS: CHERRY STEM KNOT    63K

BLACKIE slides the document toward AUDREY.

BLACKIE

  Sign here. 

MUSIC: LAURA PALMER’S THEME   

BLACKIE

  Welcome to One-Eyed Jacks, Hestor. 

MUSIC ENDS: LAURA PALMER’S THEME   




CUT TO:

INT. ONE-EYED JACKS - NIGHT

At a Black Jack table, we watch COOPER turn over a card revealing a king. He 
says ...

COOPER

  Twenty-one again, ’nother winner. 

The dealer, a Jamaican, collects the deck of cards. BIG ED walks next to COOPER.

COOPER

  How’d you do? 

BIG ED

  Do I have to pay you back? 

COOPER

  We’ll take it out of my winnings. Care to sit in? 

BIG ED

  Black Jack is not my game. 

COOPER

  Ed, can you count to ten? 

The current dealer leaves and another person, JACQUES RENAULT, takes his place.

BIG ED

  (jokingly) On a good night. 

COOPER

  Then you can win at Black Jack. 

BIG ED looks over to the dealer and notices that it is JACQUES. He looks at 
COOPER and gives him the high sign, the Bookhouse Boys sign of an index finger 
drawn down one’s temple on the forehead. BIG ED turns and walks away. JACQUES 
deals out a hand. He is wearing a name tag, ‘JACQUES’.

JACQUES

  Gentlemen, place your bets. 

COOPER

  Jacques is it? 

JACQUES

  That’s me. 




CUT TO:

INT. DR. JACOBY’S OFFICE - NIGHT

We see DR. LAWRENCE JACOBY sitting by his desk in a rocking chair. He sits with 
his legs crossed and is drinking a cocktail, that is decorated with fruit and a 
little umbrella. He is watching the television program ‘Invitation to Love’.




CUT TO:

TELEVISION

We see JADE, a woman, seated and dressed in a sweater. A hand holding a drink 
moves in front of her face. We hear ...

MONTANA

  Jade, here’s to old times. Should old acquaintance be forgot. 




CUT TO:

EXT. EASTER PARK - NIGHT

At a pay phone by the gazebo, we see MADELEINE, DONNA and JAMES. JAMES places a 
coin into the pay phone and dials.


CUT TO:

INT. DR. JACOBY’S OFFICE - NIGHT

The telephone rings. The television program ‘Invitation to Love’ can be heard in 
the background.

MONTANA

  (from the television) Come on baby. Bottoms up. One for the road. For old 
  times sake. 

DR. JACOBY answers the phone.

DR. JACOBY

  Helloha. 




CUT TO:

EXT. EASTER PARK - NIGHT

JAMES hands the phone to MADELEINE




CUT TO:

INT. DR. JACOBY’S OFFICE - NIGHT

DR. JACOBY listens to what sounds like LAURA PALMER’S voice but its MADELEINE 
duplicating her voice.

MADELEINE

  (over the phone) Hey, what’s up doc? I feel like I’m going to dream tonight. 
  Big bad ones, ... 




CUT TO:

EXT. EASTER PARK - NIGHT

MADELEINE

  ... you know, the kind you like. 




CUT TO:

INT. DR. JACOBY’S OFFICE - NIGHT

DR. JACOBY

  Who is this? 




CUT TO:

EXT. EASTER PARK - NIGHT

MADELEINE

  Who do you think it is silly? I want to see you. 




CUT TO:

INT. DR. JACOBY’S OFFICE - NIGHT

DR. JACOBY

  Your not Laura. 

MADELEINE

  (over the phone) Okay doc. 




CUT TO:

EXT. EASTER PARK - NIGHT

MADELEINE

  First thing you have to do is go to the door. 




CUT TO:

INT. DR. JACOBY’S OFFICE - NIGHT

MADELEINE

  (over the phone) Go on. 

DR. JACOBY opens a drawer at his desk.

MADELEINE

  There’s something waiting for you. 

He reaches into the drawer and pulls out a revolver. He puts the phone receiver 
down on his desk, gets out of his chair and walks to the door. DR. JACOBY opens 
the door and scans the hallway with his gun ready. He looks down and sees a 
large manila envelope beside the door. He picks it up, scans the envelope for 
any identifying marks, opens it, pulls out a video cassette and scans it for any 
identifying marks. DR. JACOBY walks back inside and to his video player. He puts 
the tape in, picks up the remote and returns to his seat.

MUSIC: LOVE THEME FROM TWIN PEAKS




CUT TO:

TELEVISION

The tape plays and we see LAURA PALMER, actually MADELEINE dressed as her, 
holding the day’s newspaper.




CUT TO:

INT. DR. JACOBY’S OFFICE - NIGHT

DR. JACOBY picks up the telephone.

MADELEINE

  (over the phone) That’s today’s paper doc. Now do you believe me? 




CUT TO:

EXT. EASTER PARK - NIGHT

MADELEINE

  Meet me at Sparkwood and 21. In ten minutes. 

DR. JACOBY

  (over the phone) No, wait. 

MADELEINE hangs up the phone.

JAMES

  You think he bought it? 

MADELEINE nods yes and in her own lower voice says ...

MADELEINE

  I think so. I think he did. 

DONNA

  Okay, wait here for us. 

MUSIC ENDS: LOVE THEME FROM TWIN PEAKS




CUT TO:

EXT. EASTER PARK - NIGHT

MUSIC: THE BOOKHOUSE BOYS (1:12 - 2:11)

We see BOBBY poke his head out of a bush that he is using for cover as he 
watches JAMES and DONNA leave on the motorcycle while MADELEINE stands by the 
pay phone.

MUSIC ENDS: THE BOOKHOUSE BOYS (1:12 - 2:11)




CUT TO:

EXT. EASTER PARK - NIGHT

SOUND EFFECT: MUSICAL SHRIEK    7K

MUSIC: NIGHT LIFE IN TWIN PEAKS (0:30 - 0:45)

From a different POV but from someone’s POV roughly in the trees, we see BOBBY 
crouched behind a bush watching JAMES and DONNA leave on the motorcycle while 
MADELEINE stands by the phone. A heavy breathing can be heard.

MUSIC ENDS: NIGHT LIFE IN TWIN PEAKS (0:30 - 0:45)




CUT TO:

MUSIC: THE BOOKHOUSE BOYS (1:12 - 2:11)

BOBBY’S eyes widen as he sees MADELEINE look astonishingly just like LAURA 
PALMER. JAMES’S motorcycle can be heard driving off into the distance.

MUSIC ENDS: THE BOOKHOUSE BOYS (1:12 - 2:11)




CUT TO:

SOUND EFFECT: MUSICAL SHRIEK    7K

MUSIC: NIGHT LIFE IN TWIN PEAKS (0:30 - 0:45)BR> 
Again from an unknown person’s POV roughly in the trees, we see BOBBY crouched 
behind a bush staring at MADELEINE. A heavy breathing can be heard. We watch 
BOBBY walk off and leave the area.

MUSIC ENDS: NIGHT LIFE IN TWIN PEAKS (0:30 - 0:45)




CUT TO:

INT. DR. JACOBY’S OFFICE - NIGHT

MUSIC: LOVE THEME FROM TWIN PEAKS

DR. JACOBY replays the tape. He moves from his chair to the ground, closer to 
his television set, in an attempt to view the paper LAURA/MADELEINE is holding 
in her hands. He pauses the tape where he sees a gazebo beside her in the 
background.

DR. JACOBY

  Gazebo. 




CUT TO:

EXT. OFFICE BUILDING - NIGHT

Outside the building, we see DR. JACOBY rush down the stairs from the second 
floor. His car is parked within a fenced in parking area.

MUSIC ENDS: LOVE THEME FROM TWIN PEAKS

MUSIC: FRESHLY SQUEEZED (0:26 - 3:48) (VARIANT)

Outside the fenced area, we PAN to see JAMES and DONNA hiding behind some 
garbage cans. They watch DR. JACOBY get into his car, start it up and quickly 
drive off, peeling out in the process.

With DR. JACOBY gone, JAMES and DONNA get up from behind the trash cans and rush 
up the stairs into office building. With JAMES and DONNA gone, BOBBY walks out 
from behind a corner of the building and sneaks over to JAMES’S motorcycle which 
is parked by the trash cans. He bends down to remove a plastic bag of cocaine 
from his sock. He unscrews the gas tank cap, stuffs the rolled up plastic bag of 
cocaine into the tank and replaces the gas cap. He taps the gas tank with his 
hand and says ...

BOBBY

  Say goodbye James. 

MUSIC ENDS: FRESHLY SQUEEZED (0:26 - 3:48) (VARIANT)




CUT TO:

EXT. EASTER PARK - NIGHT

SOUND EFFECT: MUSICAL SHRIEK    7K

MUSIC: NIGHT LIFE IN TWIN PEAKS (0:30 - 0:45)

From someone’s POV in the trees, we see MADELEINE standing alone by a pay phone. 
Heavy breathing can be heard.

MUSIC ENDS: NIGHT LIFE IN TWIN PEAKS (0:30 - 0:45)

FADE OUT:




CLOSE:




FADE IN:

MUSIC: LAURA PALMER’S THEME   

We view LAURA PALMER’S homecoming picture as the end credits roll.

MUSIC ENDS: LAURA PALMER’S THEME   


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