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Previously on the Hills…

Heidi: Well I heard about that job opening up of the Event Director…

Lauren: (V.O.) Heidi was moving up the corporate ladder at Bolthouse.  But her new promotion came as a surprise to Elodie.

Elodie: Good for you. As long as you, you know, appreciate it as much as I would have.

Lauren: (V.O.) Dating wasn’t going so well for me.

Derek: I kind of like you more than everyone I’ve ever met.
Lauren: No you don’t.

Lauren: I have a one date curse that I need to break.

Whitney: Not everyone’s gonna be like your Prince Charming.

Lauren: (V.O.) So I decided to see Jason for the first time since we broke up.

Lauren: I had to make a clean break from you.

Jason: It was just hard to get over.

Lauren: I know.

Lauren: (V.O.) Audrina got back together with Justin…again. And they took off for the weekend. There’s just something about those bad boys that we always end up going back to.

CUT TO: Hillside Villas

Lauren is getting something in the kitchen when Audrina comes back from her weekend with Justin.

Audrina: Hi.

Lauren: Hell there. (Hugs Audrina) You’re back. Hi!

Audrina: Hello!

Lauren: Come sit. Come tell me about your trip.

Audrina: It was so much fun.

Lauren: What did you do? (They both sit down)

Audrina: We had like good talks and fooled around and silly and…it was fun.

Lauren: Fooled around, eh? (Audrina laughs) Where do you and Justin stand, like now, after your trip?

Audrina: You know, he said, make it or break it…make it.

Lauren: Ooh….Audrina has a boyfriend!

Audrina: It was fun. I think we needed that. Get out of LA. What did you do? What have you been doing?

Lauren: Not too much. I went to go get coffee with Jason yesterday.

Audrina: What? Did anything happen? (Lauren shakes her head) Lauren… (She shakes her head again) Oh my god. I can’t believe Jason’s back.

CUT TO: Opening Credits

CUT TO: Heidi & Spencer’s Apartment

Heidi walks out of the bathroom

Heidi: Oh look who put the toilet seat down (Heidi shuts the door)

Spencer: (Reading the paper) Woo! Do I get an award?

Heidi: Yes you do. (Heidi is now in front of a mirror, using a makeup brush to put on make up for work)

Spencer: Does that mean we get to go to breakfast before work?

Heidi: Uh…I don’t think I have time.

Spencer: How’s your friend Elodie handling your big promotion?

Heidi: She’s fine. It’s business, nothing personal. (Heidi looks at the jacket she put on in front of the mirror before walking over to Spencer. Spencer whistles at her)

Spencer: Very cute. Hey. (He leans in to kiss her but she stops him)

Heidi: (Pointing to her lips) Lip gloss.

Spencer: Okay. (He kisses her very gently so as not to return her lip gloss)

Heidi: Ooh! (She touches his lips with her hand) Oh! (She laughs as he puts his arms around her and kisses her neck) So anyways…I gotta get going to work pretty soon. (He stops kissing her neck)

Spencer: Can I come with you today?

Heidi: I gotta get going ‘cause I have a lot of responsibility to handle in the office.

Spencer: Will you call me from work?

Heidi: I will.

Spencer: I’ll miss you.

Heidi: I’ll miss you. (Heidi leaves for work)

CUT TO: Teen Vogue Offices

Whitney and others are meeting with Lisa Love.

Lisa: (Walks in the room) Hello. Hi, hi. (Sits down) This year, the young Hollywood party is taking a whole new look. Amy Astley’s decided that she wanted a fashion house involved. And Marc Jacobs is showcasing Marc by Marc. And I want a lot more people this year. Normally we have 800 names. I would like to see 1,500. (Whitney is writing all of this down)

Juliana: It’s the first time that Marc Jacobs is doing a show in LA. Amy’s really passionate about it. So we’re kind of being out of the box, doing something new, making it a really fun party.

Lisa: If we can narrow the location down to two options to present to Amy that would be ideal.

Whitney: Okay.

CUT TO: Bolthouse Offices

Heidi walks into the office.

Heidi: (To Lacey) Good morning.

Lacey: Good morning. You have some messages. I’ll bring those in to you.

Heidi: Okay great. (Heidi goes into her office)

Lacey: Sure. (Heidi sits down at her desk as Lacey picks up the paper with Heidi’s messages and brings them in to her as Elodie watches) One guy, who name was Jake, he said you knew who he was. And then a guy from the sweet nothings place wanted you to call him back.

Heidi: Okay.

Lacey: So I took down their number.

Heidi: Yeah…but um, like, the calls that will always get through are (Counting on her fingers) Spencer, Brent, Jen…but other than that, these are pretty much just…yeah.

Lacey: I’ll patch them through for sure.

Heidi: Exactly yeah.

Lacey: And then the rest, I’ll just write down for you.

Heidi: Thanks Lacey. (Lacey leaves and returns to her desk. Elodie looks then looks away, obviously not okay with how things turned out)

CUT TO: Location Scout – Regent Beverly Wilshire Hotel

Lauren and Whitney are looking at this as a possible location for the Young Hollywood Party.

Monica: (Giving them a tour) So the dining room, on the right. (Cut to another room) And then here you have the living room.

Whitney: Oh pretty.

Monica: And then (Cuts to another room) next to that you have the library. So if you have a logo or something from Teen Vogue, you can project it on the three plasmas.

Whitney: Right. And maybe even while the fashion show is running, we can like put the fashion show…

Lauren: Oh…

Whitney: On here so people can watch it upstairs and downstairs.

Lauren: That’s a good idea.

Monica: Mm-hmm. I’m just gonna make sure the terrace door’s unlocked, okay? You guys can kind of look around…

Whitney: Okay.

Monica: Take pictures if you want to.

Whitney: Yeah okay.

Monica: Okay I’ll be right back. Relax, okay?

Whitney: Thank you.

Monica: You’re welcome. (She leaves)

Whitney: I’m gonna take a picture of this place.

Lauren: So guess who I went to get coffee with yesterday?

Whitney: (Taking pictures) Who?

Lauren: Jason.

Whitney: (Her eyes bug out) Jason, as in ex-boyfriend Jason? (Laughs)

Lauren: Mm-hmm.

Whitney: Oh my god. That’s like big step. How was that?

Lauren: Good.

Whitney: It was good?

Lauren: Yeah.

Whitney: Like what kind of good?

Lauren: Good like it was like good to see him again, obviously.

Whitney: Yeah.

Lauren: ‘Cause he used to be the one I told everything to, you know what I mean?

Whitney: Mm-hmm.

Lauren: And you don’t get many people like that in your life that you just tell anything to.

Whitney: Yeah.

Lauren: He’s like a different person.

Whitney: Hopefully.

CUT TO: The Next Day - Teen Vogue Offices

Lauren and Whitney enter the office that they share. They put down their stuff and sit in their chairs.

Lauren: (On the computer) There’s another place that won’t work.

Whitney: Yeah not at all. I definitely think that it’s too small for the Young Hollywood party.

Lauren: It’s difficult ‘cause she wants so many people.

Whitney: We have to fit the band and the runway show.

Lauren: I feel like we should look outside of hotels because I don’t think a hotel’s gonna have the space.

Whitney: I don’t think so either.

Lauren: So Audrina went away with Justin this weekend.

Whitney: I didn’t know that they were…back on. (Lauren makes a face and shrugs) Well, they probably worked it out on their own. No need for anyone else to get involved.

Lauren: Nope.

Whitney: No.

Lauren: Mmm…

Whitney: Bad news.

Lauren: Yeah.

Whitney: Uh huh.

Lauren: Lesson learned.

Whitney: For sure.

Lauren: Stay out of your friend’s love life.

Whitney: Never do it. 

Lauren: Mm-hmm. (Whitney laughs as Lauren’s phone rings) (Answers her phone) Hello? Hey Jason. Good how are you? Mm-hmm…yeah, come pick me up. Okay I will. Bye. (She hangs up)

Whitney: That was Jason? (Lauren nods)

Lauren: He wants to go to dinner over at Ketchup.

Whitney: That’s romantic. Catching up on old times. Or catching up on recent times. (Lauren shrugs)

CUT TO: Bolthouse Offices

Lacey is putting cards in envelopes when Heidi arrives.

Heidi: Good morning.

Lacey: Good morning.

Heidi: (Putting stuff down) Um, I just got a new phone. Would you mind transferring like the Bolthouse contacts and all the contacts from this phone into the new one?

Lacey: Not a problem.

Heidi: Thanks Lacey.

Lacey: Not a problem. (Heidi goes into her office. It then shows Lacey transferring the numbers like Heidi asked her to. Lacey looks up as Elodie walks by, not looking happy, which Heidi sees from her office) (Lacey picks up Heidi’s new phone) Hi Heidi’s in. Yes, hold on one second, I’ll get her for you. (Goes into Heidi’s office) Spencer. (Hands Heidi the phone then goes back to her desk)

Heidi: Hello?

Spencer: Hey beautiful. How are things going with the new job?

Heidi: Um, it’s going pretty well.

Spencer: So I was thinking tonight we go to the new place, Ketchup, and celebrate the big promotion. (Heidi laughs)

CUT TO: That Night – Ketchup

Lauren and Jason go inside.

Jason: (To hostess) Hola. (It cuts to an elevator. Lauren and Jason took it up to their table.) Here we are. After you, my love. (They get out of the elevator)

Lauren: Thank you. (They sit down at a table)

Jason: This place is sick. (Jason acts goofy to the music playing)

Lauren: That’s good. You should do that when you meet people. (She does it along with him and laughs) I really wanna have like red lights in my room because red lighting makes… (Jason looks away) Jason.

Jason: What? (She gives him a weird look) You think I was checking her out?

Lauren: Yes. (Jason laughs)

Jason: You know me too well.

Lauren: I know you better than anybody. (Cuts to outside. Spencer and Heidi are going inside)

Spencer: Here we go, Ketchup! (They go up in the elevator. Lauren notices them)

Lauren: Jason. (He sees them too)

Spencer: (To Lauren & Jason) It’s great to see you guys back together. (Puts his hand on his chest) It’s heartwarming. (Lauren rolls her eyes as Spencer walks away to join Heidi. Spencer sits down with Heidi) That is just too funny.

Heidi: Oh my god. I just can’t believe that.

Spencer: Go say hi to her. She is your best friend.

Heidi: Best friends don’t yell at best friends. (Cuts to Lauren and Jason)

Lauren: I just hate him.

Jason: They really make you that mad?

Lauren: I just don’t like the kid breathing near me.

Jason: Don’t let it bother you, who cares. (Cut to Spencer and Heidi)

Spencer: Maybe she picked him up at rehab.

Heidi: Maybe she picked him up outta jail. (Spencer laughs)

Spencer: Oh I wouldn’t know. (Heidi looks over at them)

Heidi: Maybe they’re back in the movie making action.

Spencer: That is crazy. (Cuts to Lauren and Jason)

Jason: I just don’t like them at all.

Lauren: I know.

Jason: I don’t think anybody does. (Cut to Heidi and Spencer)

Heidi: I’m gonna send them over a drink. (Waitress comes over) What should we send them?

Spencer: Um…a bottle of water for him.

Heidi: (To Waitress) Send over…yeah…and then a drink of whatever she’s drinking.

Spencer: (To waitress) And a Shirley temple.

Heidi: Thanks. (Waitress leaves and it cuts to Lauren and Jason)

Jason: I can’t help it. I just wanna like stare.

Lauren: if you’re my friend, you’ll just sit here and talk to me and behave. (Waitress comes over with what Heidi and Spencer sent them)

Waitress: (To Jason) Water for you. (Cuts to Heidi and Spencer. Heidi is watching from behind her menu) Shirley Temple (Cuts back to Lauren and Jason)

Lauren: We’re actually fine, thank you.

Jason: Yeah. (Cut back to Heidi and Spencer. Heidi looks as if she can’t believe they refused the drinks sent over)

Heidi: They just sent the drinks back. Well that was rude. (Cuts back to Lauren and Jason)

Jason: I think there’s gonna be some serious beat down. I so want to right now.

Lauren: Look at me. (Raises her hand high) Them… (Lowers her hand) you. You’re above it. Besides if you get hurt or something happens, I got no driver so…

Jason: Me get hurt by…?

Lauren: I’m kidding.

Jason: Big mouth?

Lauren: I’m kidding. I know. I’m kidding. (Cut to Heidi and Spencer. Heidi is now sitting next to Spencer)

Heidi: You know what I find actually disturbing?

Spencer: What?

Heidi: That after everything she’s been through with Jason, everything….

Spencer: That she’s even sitting with him.

Heidi: And that me, who was there for her through all of that hell, is the one she won’t talk to, because of you. I mean it’s just baffling. It’s like ‘Are you…are you really…are you kidding me?’ (Cuts to Lauren and Jason)

Lauren: I wanna go home.

Jason: Let’s go. Are you in a bad mood now?

Lauren: No. (They get up. Heidi sees them leave)

Heidi: Bye! (Waves as the elevator closes) Have a good night! (Cut to Lauren and Jason in the car)

Jason: She found a perfect match though, that’s for sure.

Lauren: Honestly, I just feel bad for the girl.

Jason: I just knew from day one that the chick was shady. She’s like the most lying, con…

Lauren: She really reached a higher level of betrayal…that she did to me and it’s like…

Jason: What do you mean, to you? She did it to me too.

Lauren: I know, I know.

Jason: That other thing was super annoying. It’s like, dude, I never met the kid, first off.

Lauren: Why would he…

Jason: I never would want to meet him.

Lauren: It’s like what was the point of coming up and saying that? It’s like you…you didn’t know us when we were dating, don’t be like, ‘Oh I’m really glad to see you back together’.

Jason: It was just like unnecessary like…(He scoffs) ‘Glad to see you guys back together’. (It cuts to Jason pulling into Hillside Villas and parking)

Lauren: Sorry that…it was a little bit interrupted but…

Jason: Oh it’s okay. (She opens the door)

Lauren: Good night. (She shuts the door and goes inside as Jason leaves)

CUT TO: The Next Day – Teen Vogue Offices

Whitney is at her desk when Lauren comes in.

Whitney: Hi.

Lauren: Good morning.

Whitney: You look so adorable.

Lauren: Thank you. (Sits down)

Whitney: Lisa agreed we should scout some places other than hotels.

Lauren: Good.

Whitney: What’s going on?

Lauren: So I had my dinner last night.

Whitney: With Jason? (Lauren nods) How was it?

Lauren: Um, it was good until Heidi and Spencer showed up.

Whitney: (Laughs) What do you mean they showed up?

Lauren: They went to the same restaurant. (Whitney laughs)

Whitney: So you didn’t like have an encounter?

Lauren: Oh no there were encounters.

Whitney: There were? (Lauren nods) did they come…did they say hi to you?

Lauren: First they sent us drinks and we sent them back. (Whitney laughs) Homeboy would poison my drink, are you serious?

Whitney: Okay, okay. Then next? Next encounter?

Lauren: Spencer, who, was never met Jason before, feels the need to walk by and be like (Impersonating Spencer) ‘I think it’s really great you guys are getting back together…good’. (Whitney gives a ‘WTF’ look) Like so rude. And I’m like…

Whitney: That’s so strange. Did it end with you guys just walking out and…?

Lauren: Oh no. Um, they like yelled goodbye across the restaurant.

Whitney: So what did Jason say when they came up to you guys and sent you drinks? Was he…?

Lauren: He doesn’t like her. I mean obviously. He never liked Heidi.

Whitney: He never liked Heidi?

Lauren: He always was like ‘I really don’t like her, I don’t trust her as your friend like I don’t think…I think she’s gonna screw you over and…’

Whitney: So he had a good intuition about her.

CUT TO: Bolthouse Offices

Elodie is sitting, writing something when Heidi walks in.

Heidi: Hi.

Elodie: Hey Heidi. What’s up?

Heidi: Oh, you’ll never guess who I ran into. (Cuts to Heidi sitting with Elodie) I went to dinner at Ketchup and guess who was there two tables away from us? Lauren and Jason. See first of all, when we walk up, they’re sitting there. I just can’t believe she’s talking to her crazy, abusive ex-boyfriend, who went to rehab and jail. And she can’t forgive me? It’s like, is she out of her mind? So we try to send them over drinks, to be like ‘let’s be out of the water’ like, you know. So they send them back. So we’re like ‘Okay’.

Elodie: So what exactly did you do to her that makes her not even wanna accept a drink? And also, you know, you were also friends with Audrina and now she doesn’t talk to you anymore. You were friends with Whitney too. You don’t even know what’s wrong and what’s right anymore. It’s so sad. Well I’m gonna finish up on this so…see ya. (Heidi looks really pissed off now)

CUT TO: Coffee Place

Jason is looking at a newspaper and using a red marker on it. Lauren comes and joins him.

Lauren: Hey.

Jason: Yo. (Lauren puts down her purse and sits down)

Lauren: What are you doing?

Jason: Just checking out places.

Lauren: Have you found any yet?

Jason: Not that I like.

Lauren: I’ll help you find places. I get the weekend off so…

Jason: Well there’s…a couple places in Santa Monica. It’s right by the beach. I wouldn’t mind being close to the water again.

Lauren: If you live with someone, it needs to be someone who’s sober.

Jason: None of my friends are sober.

Lauren: I’ll have sober nights with you. We can go bowling! And we can go to the movies! We could go to like a comedy club.

Jason: Exactly! That’d be really fun. Nice purse.

Lauren: (Both look at it and laugh, because it is the purse Jason gave her in the Christmas episode during season one) Thanks, my uh, loser ex-boyfriend gave it to me. (They laugh) You’re such a jerk! (They laugh again)

CUT TO: That Night – Don Antonio’s

Heidi and Spencer sit in a booth.

Heidi: Oh…our table.

Spencer: So excited! They need to get us a little plaque right here that says ‘Spencer and Heidi’s table’.

Heidi: Oh I know. (They both laugh)

Spencer: (Their glasses raised) I’d like to propose a toast. To my favorite event director, Heidi Montag, the love of my life, who reached out and got what she deserved. I told you, you wouldn’t regret it. (Heidi lays her head down on the table) Tired?

Heidi: (Nods) I’m so tired. I went to bed at three.

Spencer: What were you doing up that late?

Heidi: I couldn’t fall asleep. I’ve been stressing out a lot about my job. I’ve been doing this job for two years and…I just feel like I really deserved this promotion. Elodie has to understand, it’s just business. It just kinda sucks. (It then cuts to an overview of LA, all lite up)

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