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Previously on the Hills…

Lauren: (V.O.) Spencer made some changes to his and Heidi’s apartment.

Spencer: You said we needed to get some art.

Lauren: (V.O.) And that wasn’t all he was changing.

Heidi: (In tears as she puts on the ring) I love you more than anything in the whole world.

Lauren: (V.O.) Audrina was trying to decide if Justin was boyfriend material.

Audrina: I’ve never had a boyfriend before. This is like hard for me.

Lauren: (V.O.) But after Heidi, I was determined to stay out of it.

Lauren: I’m keeping my opinions to myself. They just get me in trouble.

Lauren: (V.O.) And now Audrina was about to find out, sometimes, the baddest boys are the hardest to stay away from.

CUT TO: Hillside Villas

 Audrina: Tonight, me and Justin are gonna go get drinks at Bella. You should come meet with us. We should all go out.

Lauren: How are you guys? Are you guys good?

Audrina: It’s not like…I’m not gonna rush it and be boyfriend and girlfriend and like…I’m…I’ve never really had like a real relationship so…like I have commitment issues.

Lauren: Do you want him to be your boyfriend? Or do you just like…whatever?

Audrina: I wanna like hang out with him a little more before I make that decision.

Lauren: Honestly like I don’t even know the guy. Know what I mean? Like I’ve talked to him like two seconds…

Audrina: Yeah. You can talk to him tonight.

Lauren: Well it’ll be fun. I wanna meet you guys for drinks.

Audrina: Yeah. You should come out.

Lauren: You know. You’re a smart girl. You know what you’re doing. Go with your gut but use your head.

Audrina: Yeah. We’ll see.

CUT TO: Opening Credits

CUT TO: Bolthouse Offices

Elodie is sitting on the couch, working when Heidi comes in.

Heidi: Hey.

Elodie: Hey Heidi.

Heidi: How are you doing?

Elodie: Good how are you?

Heidi: Good. Working?

Elodie: Yup. (Heidi sits down at her desk) (Notices Heidi’s engagement ring) What’s that on your finger?

Heidi: (Shows her the hand) This?

Elodie: Come over here right now. (Heidi laughs. She gets up and joins Elodie) OMG! (Heidi laughs again, showing Elodie the ring) Oh my god. It’s so beautiful!

Heidi: Thank you.

Elodie: So tell me all the details. When did it happen?

Heidi: Okay. So it was last weekend and um…

Elodie: Oh my god.

Heidi: We were up at the beach house and he was like ‘I have a surprise for you’ and you know… After like the spray paint…

Elodie: And you did not see it coming?

Heidi: No, no, no…’cause after like the spray painting on the walls…

Elodie: I didn’t hear anything about that.

Heidi: You don’t know he spray painted on the wall?

Elodie: No.

Heidi: So he did that and I was just like ‘Oh…what kind of surprise is it?’ you know like…

Elodie: You’re not pregnant, are you?

Heidi: Oh…no way! 

Elodie: Okay.

Heidi: No way. (She laughs)

Elodie: So you’re fully engaged?

Heidi: I think I’m about to have a panic attack thinking about like planning a wedding and everything.

Elodie: Oh yeah. How you gonna do it like big wedding or small wedding? Or you’re not even thinking about it?

Heidi: I’m not even…I have no idea.

Elodie: Can we just have a lingerie brunch instead?

Heidi: Yeah.

Elodie: I think when I was at your age, I couldn’t…I would have been like ‘Are you kidding me? No way’.

Heidi: But it’s like if you meet a Spencer at my age, you know, it’s a whole different thing like you know it’s like…he’s not only my fiancée (Elodie squeals and they laugh) you know it’s like…

Elodie: Oh no.

Heidi: He’s like my soul mate. You know it’s like…

Elodie: Yeah I mean my advice to you is just to make sure that you take a lot of time with your engagement…

Heidi: Yeah.

Elodie: I don’t think you should buy a wedding dress any time soon.

Heidi: No. Long time.

Elodie: Maybe you should just start with the magazines. (They laugh) Like let’s just start with the magazines.

CUT TO: Street

Brody and Spencer are walking.

Brody: (As they pass a furniture store) You need to get some furniture for your pad. Last time I saw it, it looked ganky…

Spencer: Oh dude we need to get furniture. Heidi wanted to go furniture shopping.

Brody: Heidi’s probably like ‘Let’s go’. (As they enter a store) I wanna go in here. (Spencer opens the door) Thank you Spencer.

Woman: Hello gentlemen.

Brody: Hello.

Spencer: It’s summer time player. Get my gear on. We need to get board shorts for Cabo.

Brody: (Looking at a pair) Black. Hell yeah. So how did uh, I’m scared to ask. How did Santa Barbara go?

Spencer: It went amazing. I never thought I’d be at twenty-three wanting to marry a girl. It’s like I used to think marriage was the dumbest thing for guys who couldn’t get laid that were like ‘Here I’ll give you half my money’.

Brody: I remember you used to say that.

Spencer: I know. I used to say like it was from back in the day. They’d say ‘Hey! I’m gonna give you half my money. All you gotta do is make my food and hang out with me’.

Brody: (Laughing) Make my food. (Tries on a hat)

Spencer: So I was very against it. And you meet somebody like Heidi and it makes you realize you can spend your whole life with one girl, forever, and be happy.

Brody: Yo, I’m curious to know if you’re getting married, where we going for this bachelor party?

Spencer: I’ll throw you a bachelor party.

Brody: I’m not getting married any time soon.

Spencer: No that’s my point. It’ll be called ‘A Bachelor Party for single Brody’.

Brody: (Laughing) Oh shut up. (They leave the store) You said, you’ve been a bachelor for twenty-three years. That’s good ‘cause you’re about to be married, you’re not gonna have any sex at all. (He laughs) I know married couples, they don’t have sex. (He laughs)

CUT TO: Teen Vogue Offices

Whitney: So what’s going on, girlie?

Lauren: Not too much. What have you been up to?

Whitney: Just working. What about you?

Lauren: Well tonight I’m gonna go out with Audrina and Justin. Third wheeling it.

Whitney: That’s fun. (She laughs)

Lauren: I don’t know what attracts her so much to him.

Whitney: He’s a good looking guy. But looks can only take me so far.

Lauren: He like abandoned her in Vegas.

Whitney: And if those bad traits show up right at the beginning of a relationship, it’s just like red flag immediately.

Lauren: Like I wanna try really hard to like him, you know what I mean? Like I’ve never really sat and had a conversation with him…so we’ll see. Maybe he deserves another chance.

Whitney: You gotta tell me how that goes.

Lauren: Oh I will.

CUT TO: Heidi & Spencer’s Apartment

Spencer is near a video game he bought when he moves away to look at his phone when Heidi comes in.

Heidi: Hi.

Spencer: Your hair looks amazing.

Heidi: Thanks. (He hugs her and they kiss)

Spencer: Um…so I went shopping with Brody today.

Heidi: What is that?

Spencer: What is that? (They walk toward the game) It’s a little detail for the pad.

Heidi: It’s an insect?

Spencer: No the insect’s gonna be covered by uh, lethal enforcer.

Heidi: Are we gonna put like painting over this or something?

Spencer: (Heidi tries it) These are original, vintage graphics from 1980’s, collector’s item. Wanna play one player or two?

Heidi: Neither. I have to get dressed.

Spencer: Just try it, just try it. (He starts playing) 

Heidi: When is it going back?

Spencer: What?

Heidi: When is it going back?

Spencer: What do you mean going back?

Heidi: (Presses the buttons) Going back to wherever you got it from.

Spencer: It’s for here forever.

Heidi: What?

Spencer: (Moves and almost hits his head) Whoa watch your head. (He starts picking up stuff) 

Heidi: I thought we were getting a table in here.

Spencer: All right let’s get a pool table.

Heidi: A table. Like to eat on. Or something. (She walks away from

the game and over to Spencer) Oh my god. (She gets the stuff she came in with)

CUT TO: That Night – Bella

Audrina and Justin walk in and sit at a table, waiting for Lauren.

Justin: When’s Lauren coming?

Audrina: She’s on her way. You look comfy.

Justin: I know. I was lying around all day.

Audrina: Are you sick?

Justin: I feel like s***. I don’t know what it is. (Lauren comes in and sits with them)

Audrina: Lauren hi.

Lauren: How are you?

Audrina: Good how are you?

Lauren: Good. (To Justin) So you drove your bike here?

Justin: Yeah.

Lauren: I love bikes but…(Points her finger at him) you be careful. (Justin puts his hood back on)

Justin: Yeah.

Lauren: It’s precious cargo you got there. (Justin burps)

Audrina: You burp a lot. (He keeps burping. She tries to cover his mouth) Excuse you mister. (She laughs)

Lauren: So any who…

Audrina: So what do you think Lauren? Do you think he’s a good guy?

Lauren: You know, it takes more than a couple drinks to tell.

Justin: It’s not all about me this time, you know. I got some questions for you.

Lauren: Tell me what you think about me. Give me my evaluation. (He shakes his head) But I want it. I wanna hear it.

Audrina: (To Justin) You love Lauren, right?

Justin: I’m actually really in love with her. I mean I don’t know how to…

Audrina: Date her.

Justin: I’m trying to but I gotta get through you to get to her.

Audrina: You’re such a f***ing ass. (He laughs)

Lauren: Do you want to hear your evaluation?

Justin: No I don’t care.

Lauren: Audrina cares.

Justin: It is what it is. Let’s go.

Audrina: It is what it is.

Lauren: Well I’m glad we did drinks. (Cut to outside. Audrina is saying goodbye to Lauren as Justin starts up his bike) Audrina call me later.

Audrina: I love you. 

Lauren: I love you. (They hug) Be safe.

Audrina: I’ll call you in a little bit.

Lauren: Justin please be careful driving with her. (Audrina gets on, he starts it up more and they drive away. Lauren shakes her head and walks away)

CUT TO: The Next Day – Hillside Villas

Audrina and Lauren are by the pool, chatting about last night. 

Lauren: You’re so sleepy today.

Audrina: I think I could sleep right now. So Justin last night was being weird. It was so awkward.

Lauren: It was awkward for you?

Audrina: I’m glad you were there with me.

Lauren: You should try being the third wheel on that date.

Audrina: He wasn’t nice.  

Lauren: No he wasn’t. Sorry.

Audrina: Yup. (She laughs) He was really rude and disrespectful.

Lauren: Really though, like when you look at Justin, do you say ‘Oh there looks like a gentleman’?

Audrina: No. (Lauren laughs) Do you think I should even call him and hear what he has to say?

Lauren: Do you really want to know what I think or are you just asking?

Audrina: Well obviously not. (She laughs)

Lauren: You know what I’m gonna say.

Audrina: I know what you’re gonna say ‘cause that’s what I’m thinking. Just leave it.

Lauren: You should have a guy that like makes you feel happy or not upset. You know what I mean? I don’t think that’s much to ask for.

Audrina: Time to move on.

Lauren: So are you done? Are you like 100% done? (Audrina doesn’t answer. She just sits there, thinking as Lauren looks at her)

CUT TO: Heidi & Spencer’s Apartment

Heidi is sitting on the couch, eating while Spencer is in the kitchen.

Spencer: Um…so after cooking I realized that on Monday, we need to go (Goes over to Heidi) like you’ve been saying. Buy plates, (sits down with her) spoons…

Heidi: A table.

Spencer: Yeah I definitely think you’re right. We need to get a uh, a coffee table. Or something.

Heidi: Or a dining room table.

Spencer: A dining room table?

Heidi: Mm-hmm. And…what else do we need? We need everything. We don’t even have anything in here.

Spencer: This mural is so much more fun to look at (Shows the mural) than a blank wall.

Heidi: I feel like we’re literally in a playhouse. I talked to Elodie about living here and about this (She points up at the mural) and the video games and she was just like ‘Spencer doesn’t make the decisions with you? He just does that?’ And I was just kinda like ‘Yeah I guess he does’. (She laughs) I guess we’re not making these decisions together.

Spencer: They’re not decisions, they’re surprises.

Heidi: Okay. There’s a difference between surprises and coming home and seeing like spray paint all over the walls and video games there and like…

Spencer: That’s stressful.

Heidi: It was a little stressful.

Spencer: What part was stressful?

Heidi: Thinking the landlord’s gonna come up and kick us out.

Spencer: Wow. I love having this power. (Heidi looks at him, not happy at all)

CUT TO: Pinkberry

Lauren and Lo are sitting outside, eating ice cream and talking about Audrina and Justin.

Lo: I’m so excited for Pinkberry. I love Pinkberry.

Lauren: You’re such a little kid. I love it.

Lo: I know and I got Fruity Pebbles too. (They sit down. Lauren laughs) I haven’t had Fruity Pebbles in a real long time and they looked really good.

Lauren: I hadn’t had ‘em like ever.

Lo: Where’d you go? What was last night? Wednesday? Les Deux? Anything fabulous happen?

Lauren: (She shakes her head) I’m kinda in a rut.

Lo: Well let’s get you out of a rut. (Lauren rolls her eyes) How was uh, Audrina? Is she still dating Justin-Bobby or whatever?

Lauren: I went out to have drinks with them the other night.

Lo: Mm-hmm. (Lauren rolls her eyes again)

Lauren: It was not good.

Lo: What do you mean?

Lauren: He’s just weird like…I don’t know. It was just like he was being like disrespectful, you know what I mean? If it was any other guy, I would’ve like been like ‘No’ but I was like trying to like him for her sake.

Lo: Well…I don’t know.

Lauren: We’re supposed to work out.

Lo: What?

Lauren: We’re supposed to work out in like an hour.

Lo: Are you going to?

Lauren: I really don’t want to.

Lo: Then don’t. Skip it. Eat your Pinkberry and enjoy life.

Lauren: (Goes through her phone) Yeah I’m calling Audrina real quick.

Lo: Okay. (Lo looks through her phone)

Lauren: (On the phone) Hey um, question. Did you decide…are we going to the gym? Are you really? Okay. Well um, I wish you luck. Well I’ll talk to you later. Bye. (Hangs up) Ooh…she’s going to meet Justin-Bobby.

Lo: Why? (Lauren shrugs) I thought he was being mean.

Lauren: I hate it. I really want to like…like I want to like the guys she likes but…I can’t do the roommate thing with the sucky boyfriend.

Lo: Yeah you already did that once and it didn’t work out so well.

Lauren: I can’t do it.

CUT TO: Charcoal

Audrina is there waiting for Justin.

CUT TO: Street

Justin is walking to go meet Audrina.

CUT TO: Charcoal

Audrina is still waiting just as it shows Justin walking in from outside. He walks up to her and starts making noises behind her.

Audrina: Are you eating my hair? (He laughs) Hi.

Justin: Hi. (They hug)

Audrina: I haven’t talked to you in like a week.

Justin: I know. Why? Why?

Audrina: I don’t know ‘cause Friday night was weird.

Justin: Yeah I know. It was weird.

Audrina: Wasn’t it? (He sits down) It was a bad night for me and it just kept getting worse.

Justin: Why?

Audrina: You were grumpy and mean and…

Justin: I know. I was sick.

Audrina: You were sick? You shouldn’t have come out if you were sick.

Justin: I know. But I wanted to hang out. I didn’t think it was that big of a thing. Sorry.

Audrina: I don’t know. It was awkward. A weird situation.

Justin: How is your roommate?

Audrina: Lauren? She just thought that some of your comments were really rude.

Justin: I didn’t mean anything by it.

Audrina: I don’t know. I thought she…I…

Justin: It’s not a big deal. I don’t really care, truthfully.

Audrina: I don’t know. Maybe we’re just better off just friends. What do you think?

Justin: I mean…

Audrina: You tell me. I don’t know. I’m not good with commitment. I’m not good with…I don’t know.

Justin: Well you’re like me and that’s why we have these issues.

Audrina: I know.

Justin: So…we have a choice. We have a choice to either be like ‘F*** it peace’ and you know kick rocks and…

Audrina: Yeah.

Justin: Be acquaintances. Or we can be cool with each other and enjoy the company and have fun when we go out and do things and not let the bull s*** get in the way and if we look beyond it and we’re just cool…

Audrina: So do you wanna look beyond it?

Justin: I’m already looked beyond it. I don’t…I…I take you for who you are and the person you are and the heart that you have and I don’t let anybody interfere with that. I think truth and time tells all.

Audrina: All right (Holds up her glass) to truth and time.

Justin: Okay.

CUT TO: Heidi & Spencer’s Apartment

Heidi is painting over the mural with white paint and a roller when Spencer comes in.

Spencer: Yo, yo.

Heidi: Yo, yo. Hi. (Spencer doesn’t look happy when he sees what she is doing) Surprise! I have surprise for you!

Spencer: Are you kidding right now?

Heidi: I mean, were you kidding when you put it up? This is a surprise, just like you surprised me.

Spencer: I surprised you with a beautiful mural. You surprise me with…

Heidi: A beautiful white wall.

Spencer: Boring white wall.

Heidi: You can’t really be mad at me.

Spencer: I can’t?

Heidi: No.

Spencer: I mean I just can’t even believe you did this. (Goes over by her)

Heidi: Well…we can decide what to do with this wall together. I mean, I don’t know what to tell you. You can’t be mad at me. I mean…(She gets up off the couch)

Spencer: I can.

Heidi: No you can’t. I mean I thought we should make decisions together. What furniture we get, what we put on the walls, what dishes we get, you know? It’s all…us being together, that’s what part of…

Spencer: I totally agree.

Heidi: You know, if we’re really gonna, you know, do this engagement thing and everything, it’s like our whole lives, our decisions, are together. (She sits next to him on the couch) Hmm?

Spencer: Hmm…yeah.

Heidi: Hmm…so from now on, do we agree to make decisions together?

Spencer: What could I do without you?

Heidi: Don’t say it like that. (She gets up) Anyways…so this is what it is so…

Spencer: So this is what it is. So great. (He claps) Great, great paint job.

Heidi: Thank you. I thought I did well. (She leaves the room. Even though Spencer hates what she did, he continues painting over the mural. Then it shows all of LA at night)

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Transcribed by SARAH NICHOLETT for http://www.twiztv.com
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