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Previously on The Hills…

Lauren: (V.O.) Jason and I had made up after our fight on his birthday and now things were going great.

Danica: I can’t get a hold of this girl.

Blaine: You’re walking?

Whitney: I…yes!

Lauren: I’m your dresser Whitney.

Lauren: (V.O.) Whitney and I pulled off our first big fashion show. And Heidi and Jordan celebrated their six month anniversary. But of course that didn’t go as planned. Jordan: You drive me insane.

Heidi: Fine, fine. Then if I drive you insane so much then why are you with me?

Lauren: (V.O.) With the holiday break from work and school we were all going to have a chance to hang out. And all I hoped for was a drama free New Years kiss.

CUT TO: Store

Lauren and Jordan go in to get Jason’s Christmas gift.

Lauren: Thank you for coming with me.

Jordan: No worries.

Lauren: I’m kinda hopeless with gifts.

Jordan: So what are we looking for, dog tags? (They go into the store)

Lauren: Dog tags.

Saleswoman: They can do from like the tiniest little baby ones…

Lauren: Mm-hmm.

Saleswoman: To like super ghetto. Like fabulous. You can do blank black diamonds instead of white diamonds.

Jordan: (Pointing) Oh those are black ones are sick.

Lauren: Oh let me see the black ones. Oh that is cool.

Jordan: Oh those are sick.

Lauren: I do two? (Puts diamonds on it and drops them) Whoospee.

Saleswoman: Just throwing diamonds around.

Lauren: I know.

Jordan: You’re an asshole.

Saleswoman: We are going to do any engraving on the back?

Jordan: You can get your name engraved on his.

Lauren: No that’s dorky.

Saleswoman: Property of…(laughs)

Lauren: (Laughs) I know. Do not touch.

Saleswoman: If lost return to…

Lauren: I know, that’s funny ‘cause if afterwards if you like if you ever break up you can’t wear ‘em.

CUT TO: Opening Credits

CUT TO: Street

They are putting a Christmas tree on the car.

Lauren: Here you go baby.

Heidi: Whoo yeah Jason!

Jason: He’s doing all the work. (Jordan throws something at him) Whoo hey bro. (They tie the tree on the car and then they leave)

Lauren: Nice now we gotta go decorate it.

Jason: Oh fun stuff. This is the first tree you get to decorate by yourself.

Lauren: I know ‘cause my mom didn’t let us decorate our tree.

Heidi: No way.

Lauren: Yeah.

Heidi: (Singing) La, la, la, la…la, la, la, la.

CUT TO: Hillside Villas

Jason and Jordan are bringing the tree into Lauren and Heidi’s apartment.

Jason: (They are decorating the tree) This is gonna be funny.

Jordan: Let’s just sit here and watch them do it.

Heidi: I feel like it’s Christmas at home. Somebody always has to cry.

Lauren: Nobody has to cry at our Christmases.

Jordan: Yeah who cries at your Christmases?

Heidi: Everybody…I always cry at my Christmases.

Jordan: Why do you cry?

Heidi: Because I never get the present I want. Holly always gets the attention…(Jordan throws newspaper)

Jordan: Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh!

Heidi: My sister gets all the attention and we start fighting. Oh my god you guys have to tell me your families cry at Christmas sometimes.

Jordan: Never.

Jason: Not my family.

Lauren: My family doesn’t cry.

Jordan: They cry at like joy of like the gift they got. They’re like…

Heidi: You’re such liars.

Jason: Exactly.

Lauren: My grandmas cry because of like a really sweet gift.

Jordan: My grandparents are always like “Oh my gosh…” yeah.

Lauren: That’s the only time I can think of.

Heidi: Mm…

Jordan: What?

Heidi: Whatever you guys are such liars.

CUT TO: Doughboys Bakery

Lauren and Heidi go inside to eat.

Heidi: Can I get a pancake with strawberries on top and an orange juice?

Waitress: (Writes it down) Sure.

Heidi: Thank you. (The waitress leaves) It’s so weird like in LA no one thinks it’s Christmas. I’ll be like “Merry Christmas!” and people are like….”What?”

Lauren: I hope Jason likes his present.

Heidi: Oh my god he’s gonna love it. Do you know how jealous Jordan is?

Lauren: But like…

Heidi: I promise you, he’ll love it. What do you want?

Lauren: Probably get some stuff for the apartment.

Heidi: You know you’re growing up when you want stuff for your apartment. (Laughs) Instead of like toys and clothes. I’m not there yet.

Lauren: I’ve always wanted a Chanel bag.

Heidi: Yeah.

Lauren: And it would just be a Merry Christmas. (Heidi laughs) What would you get? Realistic gifts.

Heidi: A puppy.

Lauren: A what?

Heidi: A puppy.

Lauren: You want a puppy?

Heidi: I got my hopes up so bad that Jordan was gonna get me one.

Lauren: Yeah but like that’s like a big gift you know?

Heidi: I really want a puppy, really bad. That’s what I really want. (They leave) Thank you.

Lauren: (They are walking down the street) What’s your favorite Christmas present ever? Like if you had to pick one.

Heidi: That’s really tricky. The one I’m gonna get. (Heidi laughs)

CUT TO: The Grove

It is at night and the two couples (Heidi & Jordan, Jason & Lauren are walking)

Heidi: Merry Christmas! Hey where is this snow everyone’s been talking about?

Jason: I don’t know.

Lauren: I don’t know where we’re gonna find it.

Heidi: Dance? (Jordan twirls her around and hugs her. Lauren kisses Jason’s cheek as they look at a waterfall)

Lauren: That one looks like a…(Jordan kisses Heidi and Jason puts his arm around Lauren)

Heidi: I’ve been nice but you’ve been naughty.

Jordan: Have you been naughty or nice? (Jason and Lauren kiss)

Lauren: (Fake snow starts to fall) Oh look it baby. Oh!

Heidi: It’s snowing!

Jason: Oh! (They all cheer) Oh my god.

Heidi: Whoo! Dance! (Jordan and Heidi dance)

Jason: Hey it’s a bubble bath.

Heidi: Yay! It’s real snow. (Jason hugs Lauren and then they kiss as Heidi and Jordan joke around)

Lauren: Let’s go home and open presents.

Heidi: Yeah!

CUT TO: Hillside Villas

They are all in the girls’ apartment, opening gifts.

Heidi: Give him that. (Jason opens up Lauren’s gift, the dog tags)

Jason: Oh no.

Heidi: Let him open it.

Jason: No way!

Jordan: Dude.

Heidi: How sick are those?

Jason: No way. (The camera closes up on the gift)

Jordan: Oh man.

Jason: You little…(Wraps his arm around Lauren and kisses her)

Heidi: Jordan is so jealous.

Jordan: Dude.

Lauren: (Holds them) I designed ‘em.

Jordan: I was looking at ‘em. I was like…

Lauren: I made them myself.

Jordan: God.

Jason: (Takes them from Lauren) This is all I wanted. I love it. It’s cool. Thank you. (Kisses her)

Lauren: You’re welcome.

Jordan: Oh yes. (Shakes a box)

Jason: This is the one I told you you’re gonna love, Bro.

Jordan: (Opens the box) Oh yes! (Takes out a silver chain)

Heidi: Merry Christmas!

Jordan: I just told you today about this.

Heidi: I know but I already knew.

Jordan: Oh that’s awesome.

Jason: Look on it.

Lauren: Do you know what we’re getting Jordan?

Heidi: You’re not getting him a tattoo.

Jason: Indeed we are.

Heidi: No!

Jason: Yes. We have to. I’m getting one with him.

Heidi: Honor break you’re getting a tattoo.

Jordan: Come on.

Jason: It’s his Christmas present from me.

Heidi: Honor break, honor break Jordan.

Jordan: Okay, okay.

Heidi: Jordan Patrick Banks. How dare you.

Lauren: Okay now you give Heidi her gift.

Heidi: (Holding a stuffed dog) I got a dog! I’m really loud, huh? Thanks baby.

Jordan: (Kisses Heidi) You’re welcome.

Heidi: (Puts the dog in Jordan’s face) You want a kiss?

Jordan: How cute.

Heidi: I thought you were getting me a real puppy.

Jordan: Babe…

Lauren: Heidi after Christmas.

Heidi: K.

Jason: Okay if you don’t like this you can return it.

Jordan: I think she’s gonna like it.

Heidi: I’m sure you’re gonna love it. (Lauren squeals when she pulls out a black Chanel bag. She wraps her arms around Jason and kisses him)

Heidi: Oh…

Jason: There’s another one you can get another one. (They kiss)

Lauren: I love it. (They kiss again)

Heidi: So cute.

Lauren: Thank you.

Jason: No problem. (She kisses his cheek a few times and Jordan laughs)

Heidi: Is Christmas over? (Jordan gets up and leaves the room)

Jason: It is indeed. Everyone satisfied? (Jordan comes back in with a box and brings it to Heidi)

Heidi: Oh my god. (She screams and Lauren & Jason laugh)

Jordan: Open it, open it.

Heidi: (Takes the lid off) Oh my god! (It is a puppy. They laugh as Heidi takes the puppy out of the box) This is my puppy!

Jason: You had no idea! (Heidi kisses Jordan)

Heidi: I’m crying! Oh this is my puppy!

Jason: Told you, you would get one after Christmas.

Heidi: Where did you get it? I love you. (She kisses Jordan again) I wanted one so bad. (Jason and Lauren laugh) Oh my god I love you.

Jason: Ha ha Jordan.

Heidi: Thanks baby.

Jordan: You’re welcome.

Lauren: What do you wanna name her Heidi?

Heidi: Bella.

Lauren: Oh that’s such a cute name.

Jordan: Bella.

CUT TO: New Years’ Eve – Warren Tricomi Salon

Heidi and Lauren are getting their hair done for a New Years party.

Heidi: Happy New Year! New Years’ eve at Lobby I can’t wait.

Lauren: I’m so glad we’re getting a limo.

Heidi: What are you doing to your hair?

Lauren: I don’t know. (Lauren’s phone rings. She looks it at)

Heidi: Jason?

Lauren: Oh my god wait just look real quick.

Heidi: (Reading Lauren’s text message from Jason) “I’m glad you liked him I saw what he looks like haha good taste”.

Lauren: (Shuts her phone) I’m not even gonna respond to that. He’s just so weird about that.

Heidi: So stupid.

Lauren: (Shakes her head) I don’t know.

CUT TO: Emerson Hall Fitness

Jason and Jordan are working out.

Jordan: Oh, what a day. So how have the holidays been?

Jason: Oh dude got an unexpected phone call. Or Lauren did.

Jordan: Who?

Jason: From that guy David.

Jordan: What does he want?

Jason: You tell me, that’s exactly what I’m saying dude. ‘Cause you know the situation. They used to like hang out…

Jordan: Yeah.

Jason: After everything happened with me and Lauren.

Jordan: Mm-hmm.

Jason: And like she still like answers his phone calls especially when it’s in front of me. I was just like…”What the hell are you doing?” You know?

Jordan: Yeah. Did David know that y’all are together?

Jason: Uh, I think so.

Jordan: And he still called?

Jason: Yeah.

Jordan: Ooh…What are you gonna do?

CUT TO: Warren Tricomi Salon

Lauren is texting Jason back.

Heidi: Lauren I can’t believe he sent you that message. He’s still upset that David called you? That is so lame.

Lauren: That’s just how he is though.

Heidi: Because he did things so…

Lauren: I know.

Heidi: So obviously he’s gonna expect other people to do things. (Lauren’s phone rings again)

Lauren: Now he’s mad at me. (To Jason) Hey why are you mad at me? Yeah! Bub…Are you ser…? I’m not talked to him in like months. I am really sorry baby. Hello? (To Heidi) He’s so angry.

Heidi: Did he just hang up on you?

Lauren: Yes!

Heidi: No he did not.

Lauren: What did I do?

George: What’s going on with those text messaging?

Heidi: Her boyfriend.

Lauren: My boyfriend.

George: Wait, wait isn’t that who you’re going out with though?

Lauren: It’s so weird.

Kaz: What was the fight about?

Heidi: They’re boys.

Lauren: He found out a boy that I liked like a really long time ago…

Heidi: A really long time…and for a week.

Lauren: So long ago. And then like we…I didn’t like him anymore but we stayed friends.

Heidi: Yeah like friends-friends.

Lauren: And he just got mad because like the guy called me.

George: But that won’t put a tamper on tonight.

Heidi: I hope not.

Lauren: He gets mad over the dumbest things. Like I’m not gonna apologize. I didn’t do anything wrong.

Heidi: You didn’t do anything.

Lauren: (Rolls her eyes) Guy’s so frustrating.

CUT TO: Brian & Jordan’s Apartment

The guys are leaving to go pick up Heidi and Lauren.

Jason: Dude I’m not gonna wear these chains right now.

Jordan: Yes you are.

Jason: Bro…it…the shirt.

Jordan: No it doesn’t.

Jason: Yes it does. It makes it all like waffle.

Jordan: Put it inside then. (Jason puts his dogtags inside his shirt)

Jason: Dude cool. Now we’re talking suave. (Cut to outside. They are leaving. Jordan falls over and they laugh)

CUT TO: Hillside Villas

The girls are getting ready.

Heidi: So you’ve never had like a real New Years’ kiss.

Lauren: I’ve never had like a happy New Years’ and kissed someone.

Heidi: Me either.

Lauren: No.

Heidi: You’re so happy to be together. It’ll be good.

CUT TO: Lobby Nightclub

They all go inside. Heidi and Jordan sit down. Jason carries Lauren in. Heidi screams when Jason drops Lauren on her when he puts Lauren down.

Lauren: Sorry!  (Jason kisses Lauren and Heidi and Jordan are all over each other. Jason and Lauren kiss again)

Jason: Are you gonna have fun with me tonight or are you gonna be all angry?

Lauren: I’m not angry. I just want to have a good New Year’s.

Jason: Know what I want to talk about? A friendly relationship. Just being close friends.

Lauren: What the hell is that supposed to mean?

Jason: You’ll find out. I told you we’d have a good New Year’s. I’m not saying anything after, but I’m saying we’ll have a good New Year’s. I’m not saying it’s going to end up good though. I love you. (He goes to kiss her but she moves) I didn’t do nothing.

Lauren: Yeah you did.

Jason: I did?

Lauren: You’re doing it right now. Don’t sit here and like threaten to break up with me tomorrow…and then say let’s have a good night tonight.

Jason: Baby, I never threatened to break up with you.

Lauren: Why do you keep saying, “This could be an ender”?  I’m looking forward to having a friendly relationship with you”? Why would you say that?

Jason: Woobie, I never said that.

Lauren: Yeah you did babe.

Jason: I said let’s, let’s just deal with it tomorrow.

Lauren: But then you’re like, “It’s not gonna end good.” Like, what do you want me to do babe?

Jason: Honey, it’s just like we argued about it the first few nights. It’s like you understand like where I’m coming from. It’s like you do it again.

Lauren: I didn’t do anything. What did I do? I…I picked up a phone call. Should I have lied to you? Do you want me to lie to you about things? ‘Cause if I had just lied and made up something we wouldn’t be fighting right now.

Jason: You liked the kid. You wanted to go out with him, but he still calls you. You think that’s okay?

Lauren: I don’t know what you want me to say to you. What do you want me to say?

Jason: (Gets close to her) How about you just listen and not talk ever again. (He gets up) How about that? (It shows Jordan hug Heidi and kiss her) Everyone I talk to agrees with me that you were wrong. And you try to say, “I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry about that.”

Lauren: I apologized. What do you want?

Jason: Why do you apologize? You do it all the time. Why do you apologize?

Lauren: Well then what do you want? What do you want?

Jason: What do you want?

Lauren: I want you not to be angry at me.

Jason: You keep making mistakes over and over Lauren. You do it all the time.

Lauren: I don’t care. I don’t care.

Jason: (She starts to leave) Hey Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren…Lauren! (She leaves and goes outside to get a cab to leave. Heidi comes outside)

Heidi: What happened?

Lauren: I can’t do it anymore. He’s freaking out.

Heidi: Why is he yelling at you? I told him…

Lauren: Because he…some guy called me! It’s just so stupid. (Heidi hails a cab) Thank you. Stay here Heidi, stay here.

Heidi: No I’m coming with you.

Lauren: No, no, no Heidi stay here.

Heidi: Lauren I’m getting in the cab.

Lauren: (To the driver) Thank you. (They get in the cab and leave) I’m so sorry.

Heidi: Baby it’s okay. I chose to leave with you. I chose to leave with you.

Lauren: But it’s not your fault. You’re a good friend. (A phone rings)

Jason: (On the phone) Lauren? Hey. Can I please talk to you? Where are you?

Lauren: Happy New Year’s Jason. (She hangs up)

CUT TO: Lobby Nightclub

Jason: I really messed up. How should I fix this?

Jordan: You know how you make this better? Is if you went up to her and was like…”Lauren. I love you. I’m sorry. I understand what you’re saying.” “We’ll talk about it later, but it’s okay.” I promise you that would work. I promise you.

CUT TO: Cab

Lauren’s phone rings again.

Heidi: Hello?

Jason: Lauren?

Heidi: No it’s Heidi, hi.

Jason: Hi can I talk to Lauren please?

Heidi: Um, I don’t think she wants to talk to you right now.

Jason: Can I please talk to her Heidi? Please Heidi. Let me talk to her. (To Jordan. It is 11:36) Bro I got to get to her by 12.

Lauren: Well…here’s to another…

Lauren & Heidi: New Year’s.

Heidi: That sucks.

Lauren: I don’t have good New Year’s.

Heidi: No one ever does.

Lauren: I know but Heidi you were having a good night.

Heidi: It’s okay.

Lauren: No, it’s not okay. It’s not okay that Jason does this.

Heidi: No, it’s not okay that Jason does this. It’s not okay that he ever treats you like this.

Lauren: We have twenty minutes ‘til New Year’s. And I will celebrate it. (Heidi laughs)

CUT TO: Lobby Nightclub

Jason is buying Lauren flowers.

Jordan: Hey J. J, yeah. Get, get all. Buy all.

Jason: Keep your five bucks. No keep your…here.

Jordan: We got to make this car to the house by 12.

Jason: Open the f**king door!

Jordan: I don’t know how we’re gonna do it but we’re gonna do it. But I’m gonna be kissing somebody. (They get in the car and drive to Hillside Villas)

CUT TO: Cab – It is 11:48 P.M.

Lauren: Heidi?

Heidi: Yes?

Lauren: It looks like you may be my New Year’s kiss.

Heidi: Oh! I would be so lucky.

Lauren: ‘Cause we’ve got twelve minutes and I will have a New Year’s kiss.

Heidi: Happy New Year’s! I will have a New Year’s kiss.

CUT TO: Limo

Jason: She’s gonna be so mad at me.

Jordan: Okay here’s the thing. I’m gonna explain it to you.

CUT TO: Hillside Villas

The cab is dropping Heidi and Lauren off

Heidi: Thank you sir. Happy New Year’s. (They head inside)

CUT TO: Limo

Jordan: I really hope that we’re gonna make it.

Jason: Hey what time is it? (It is 11:50)

Driver: 10 ‘til.

Jason: Get there! Come on!

CUT TO: Hillside Villas

They are heading up to their apartment.

Heidi: Whoo! Happy New Year’s! I don’t like my hair anyways.

CUT TO: Limo

Jordan: You should just run up there and be like “I love you”, grab her, put her on the bed, make love to her, do whatever you got to do to her.

Jason: Hey what time is it? (It is 11:57)

CUT TO: Hillside Villas

Lauren’s phone rings

Lauren: Hello?

Jason: Woobie hey. I want you to come downstairs in two seconds please.

Lauren: Why do I have to come down? I’m up here.

Jason: Please come down. I want to be with you on New Year’s and it’s about time.

Lauren: Well…

Jason: Please babe if you love me you’ll come down.

Lauren: If you love me you’ll come to the apartment. I don’t wanna go down there.

Jason: Please come down.

Lauren: Why?

Jason: Because please.

Lauren: Where are you?

Jason: Please come down right now. Please?

Heidi: Come on Lauren let’s go down. (Jason hangs up. Lauren and Heidi go downstairs. It is 11:59 when Jason and Jordan get there)

Jason: Let’s go run.

Jordan: Go. (They get out of the limo)

Jason: (Runs up to Lauren) I’m so sorry. I love you. (They kiss and Lauren puts her arm around him. Heidi and Jordan kiss. Jason and Lauren kiss again and hug.)

Heidi: Happy New Year! (It shows the lit up city of LA)

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