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Previously on The Hills…

Lauren: (V.O.) My new life in LA was off to a great start.

Heidi: Hi!

Lauren: (V.O.) Already I had moved into an awesome new apartment with my best friend Heidi and landed a dream internship at Teen Vogue.

Lisa: You work for us, you represent us, you look great, you don’t behave badly.

Lauren: (V.O.) My first big assignment was to work a huge Hollywood party.

Blaine: Your job is simply to stand here and guard this area.

Lauren: You got it Blaine.

Blaine: Okay.

Lauren: You have fun!

Lauren: (V.O.) It was pretty amazing party which is probably why Heidi decided to crash it.

Heidi: Can you get us in?

Lauren: Seriously?

Lauren: (V.O.) Heidi did what she wanted, when she wanted. Of course she didn’t do it quietly.

Heidi: I didn’t do anything. Calm down.

Lauren: (V.O.) And now I was gonna have to answer to my boss.

Lisa: We’ll talk about it on Monday.

Lauren: Okay.

CUT TO: Hillside Villas

Heidi: Should I wear this over it? (She holds up a white top)

Lauren: That’s a little short.

Heidi: You and me, we have different shorts. (Puts the white top on) Come on Teen Vogue girl help me out here.

Lauren: Speaking of Teen Vogue I got yelled at.

Heidi: No way.

Lauren: No I didn’t get yelled at. (Heidi puts on a jacket) I got like scolded.

Heidi: What?

Lauren: Because a couple of my friends showed up at that Teen Vogue party. (Heidi buttons her jacket)

Heidi: Lame, who did that?

Lauren: And they made a scene and I got in trouble.

Heidi: No! But you didn’t get fired right?

Lauren: You can’t just crash anymore of my work things.

Heidi: Okay we’ll make that a rule.

Lauren: Yeah that’s gonna be a big rule.

CUT TO: Opening Credits

CUT TO: Teen Vogue Offices

Whitney: Hi, how are you?

Lauren: You look cute.

Whitney: Thanks so do you. What did you think about the party? We didn’t even get to talk about it. I don’t know if like no one ever said anything to me about letting them in but hopefully everything’s okay.

Lauren: I mean I didn’t want them to come. Heidi shouldn’t have gone and like gotten in a fight with her boyfriend at my work.

Whitney: No that wasn’t really responsible.

Lauren: And then like Lisa came over, remember?

Whitney: And you haven’t talked to her since? (Lauren shakes her head) She’s a little scary.

Lauren: This is gonna be interesting.

CUT TO: Pan Pacific Park

Jordan and Brian are playing basketball.

Brian: You and Heidi got an argument…again. You guys both get so jealous of each other.

Jordan: That’s because she’s all over everybody dude.

Brian: She thinks she’s just being friendly but what she doesn’t realize is like guys get the wrong impression.

Jordan: She knew she was wrong. She admitted it to me.

Brian: So what happened?

Jordan: We made up.

Brian: How many times did you make up? (He laughs) Did you ever ask Heidi if you could have a threesome with Lauren?

Jordan: No I haven’t gotten that yet.

Brian: You gotta ask these types of questions. You’re…you’re in Hollywood now Jordan, this isn’t North Carolina.

CUT TO: Teen Vogue Offices

Lauren is erasing something while Whitney looks through clothes.

Lauren: (Leans over) There’s no printer is there? (Blaine comes in)

Blaine: Hi.

Lauren & Whitney: Hi.

Blaine: (Points at Lauren) Lisa wants to talk to you. (Lauren gets up and leaves. It cuts to her walking down the hall to Lisa’s office. She knocks on Lisa’s door)

Lisa: Hi, come in. Have a seat. (She sits down as Lisa gets up and shuts the door) We have to talk about the Teen Vogue party. I just wanna hear your side.

Lauren: Um…

Lisa: Your friends’ behavior? I heard that they were quite drunk and had a fight.

Lauren: Um…

Lisa: Who let them in?

Lauren: I mean I wasn’t out there…

Lisa: Right.

Lauren: I don’t know exactly how they came in, they came in so…

Lisa: I really do not approve of any alcohol or substance abuse at all by anyone that we know. Just remember always constantly you’re representing us. Okay?

Lauren: Okay.

Lisa: So it’s really important.

Lauren: I understand it, I’m sorry.

Lisa: Um, I’m going to New York next week for Fashion Week, so while I’m gone, behave. (Lauren nods) And that’s about it.

CUT TO: Intern Room

Whitney is on a computer when Lauren comes back.

Whitney: You okay? (Lauren sits down) What happened?

Lauren: I got scolded.

Whitney: No you didn’t. What’d they say?

Lauren: She was basically wanted to know, she’s like “Well how did they get in? Why were they there? Like, why did you let them sit? I don’t understand how your friends got in”.

Whitney: Oh god.

Lauren: And I was like “I don’t know”. I was like “Something must have let them in the front”. She’s like “You don’t know how?” And I was like “I don’t know”.

Whitney: Oh my god. Honestly, thank you so much. I mean like you saved my ass.

Lauren: Well I asked you to do it.

Whitney: I know but like I did it. So…maybe that was my fault for letting them in.

Lauren: No, it’s Heidi’s fault.

CUT TO: Hillside Villas

Heidi is by the pool, calling Audrina.

CUT TO: Quixote Studios (Audrina’s work)

She answers the phone.

Audrina: Good afternoon, Quixote.

Heidi: What are you doing?

Audrina: I’m working. What are you doing?

Heidi: Oh, kind of recovering. What are you doing tonight?

Audrina: Today I have to work until 6. And then…

Heidi: That sucks.

Audrina: Yeah I work everyday from 9-6. We should all go out and do something.

Heidi: We can go to this new club called LAX. I think Brian might be there.

Audrina: That’s interesting. All right I’ll give you a call.

Heidi: Okay bye. (She hangs up)

CUT TO: That Night – LAX

Heidi, Jordan, Lauren, Brian and Audrina are walking to the club.

Heidi: Did Lisa Love talk to you today?

Lauren: Yeah and I got in a lot of trouble. She’s all scary like…

Heidi: I don’t like that lady. You guys excited to go out?

Jordan: Woo!

Heidi: Party at LAX. (They wait in line to go in) If we don’t get in, let’s just go to Mood’s.

Audrina: I know the guy who works the door there. This is supposed to be a really great spot.

Brian: What’s up dude? How are you? (They go inside the club. Heidi and Jordan are moving around, being dorky)

Lauren: You guys are the biggest dorks. (Heidi laughs at Jordan)

Brian: They said they had all this trouble like finding someone that tall who could act.

Audrina: That’s you.

Brian: For the role. So I’ve got the uh, audition tomorrow so…(They laugh) I’m gonna go right now! Where’s Heidi? (Jordan looks around for her. They show her talking to someone)

Lauren: Where is Heidi? (She looks for her)

Heidi: Thanks. (She goes back over to everyone) Guess what, guess what, guess what?

Lauren: There you are.

Heidi: I got an interview with Brent.

Brian: Wait, what did you do?

Heidi: He owns Bolthouse. So they do like celebrity parties, and they do…

Audrina: Events, clubs.

Heidi: …they own clubs, they do clubs, they’re like, opening hotels.

Jordan: Is he single?

Heidi: Actually I was trying to get another boyfriend. Is that the answer you want? I’m like “What do I love doing? Partying”.

Brian: Some dude just gave your girl a business card.

Heidi: Don’t rain on my parade.

Lauren: With his number on it.

Heidi: (Jordan gets up) Don’t rain on my parade. (He sits back down)

Brian: So you’re going to be working at all these, like, events and parties, like that are cool?

Heidi: And then I’ll get you guys in.

Lauren: Heidi, what time are you going home?

Heidi: About two.

Lauren: Two? You’re gonna stay out till they close? We have school really early tomorrow.

Heidi: I’m so excited. Are you proud of me? (She kisses Jordan)

Lauren: I’m gonna go then.

Heidi: Yeah, yeah, yeah! (She gets up and starts jumping around)

CUT TO: The Next Morning – Hillside Villas

Lauren is up; getting ready for school while Heidi is still lying in bed with Jordan. She tries to wake Heidi.

Lauren: Heidi!

Heidi: Mm…

Lauren: We gotta go to school.

CUT TO: FIDM (Fashion Institute of Design & Merchandising)

Lauren and Heidi are walking inside for their first day.

Heidi: Oh my god I can’t believe…I don’t wanna do this. That’s bad, I’m already planning on like ditching my classes.

Lauren: You can’t ditch your first class, Heidi.

Heidi: Why?

Lauren: Why, seriously? (They go inside. Lauren goes down a hall and opens a door and goes in and sits down)

Teacher: Ashley? Sarah? Thank you. Laical? Lauren? (Lauren raises her hand) Conrad? Okay are we all here? Yes? (Lauren flips through a book) Ready to roll? 

CUT TO: Jordan and Brian’s Apartment

Brian: Oh! Oh my god dude. (He rubs his eyes) My head is killing me. (He sits down on the couch with Jordan) What’s going out every night is getting uh…? (He laughs)

Jordan: Yeah.

Brian: What’s Heidi and Lauren doing today?

Jordan: They’re at school.

Brian: I wanna hang out with like me, you, Heidi and Audrina.

Jordan: Ah-ha! Of course you do, of course you do. Dude Heidi is like the supreme person to hook up people.

Brian: She goes up to everyone, you hear her go “You have to meet the best guy ever”. And from now on I’m just gonna be like “Heidi, her”. (Jordan laughs)

CUT TO: FIDM

Heidi walks outside. She sits down and calls Audrina.

CUT TO: Quixote Studios

Audrina picks up the phone.

Audrina: Good afternoon, Quixote.

Heidi: Hey I think that Brian’s interested in you.

Audrina: Really?

Heidi: Yeah, did you kiss him?

Audrina: No, no we didn’t kiss.

Heidi: Well do you like him?

Audrina: I don’t know, he’s seems really sweet, he’s cute and nice and funny.

Heidi: Well perfect. I’ll give you a call after school.

Audrina: All right I’ll talk to you later.

Heidi: All right, bye.

Audrina: Bye.

CUT TO: FIDM Student Lounge

Heidi is on a computer playing solitaire, while she waits for Lauren.

Heidi: (Someone goes to sit down) Actually this one’s taken, sorry.

Girl: It’s okay. (She leaves)

CUT TO: Lauren’s Class

Teacher: That’s all our info for today. See ya next time. (Lauren gets up and leaves)

CUT TO: FIDM Student Lounge

Lauren walks in over to Heidi.

Lauren: Heidi.

Heidi: Hi. Wanna sit?

Lauren: Yeah. (She puts her bags down and Heidi moves her purse and Lauren sits down next to her) How’s your first day goin’?

Heidi: Um, I didn’t finish.

Lauren: What do you mean you didn’t finish? Did you just leave?

Heidi: Yeah.

Lauren: Heidi you can’t just walk out of a class.

Heidi: Whatever.

Lauren: What other class do you have?

Heidi: Art, I already missed it today. Because I couldn’t find it so I was just like “Screw this, I’m not going”.

Lauren: Heidi you can’t just like not go to your classes.

Heidi: Well I don’t think they want me to go an hour late.

Lauren: Well they want you to go. 

Heidi: Art is really lame, you know?

Lauren: Yeah but Heidi I would give it more than a day.

Heidi: I will, I’ll give it more than a day.

Lauren: Heidi…are you gonna go? (She gets up)

Heidi: Yeah.

Lauren: I gotta go to work.

Heidi: (Getting up) I’m ready for a nap. (She laughs)

CUT TO: 3^rd Street

Heidi and Jordan are walking, holding hands.

Heidi: No listen to movies.

Jordan: I can’t believe you believe everything in movies. (They get to a restaurant) You are retarded.

Heidi: Are you…? (Laughs)

Jordan: Sit down. (They both sit down) I’m so tired from last night.

Heidi: I would be if I were you too. (He laughs)

Jordan: What, you saying uh, you wear me out?

Heidi: I had a hard day at school today.

Jordan: What’d you do at school?

Heidi: I hate it. You know when you get the feeling you’re not meant to do something?

Jordan: Yeah.

Heidi: You just know you’re not meant to do it. I just know I’m not meant to do school right now. ‘Cause if I already have this interview and if I get the job then that’s what I’d be going to school for.

Jordan: Oh Bolthouse? (She nods)

Heidi: I mean school’s not meant for everyone.

Jordan: I’m not in it.

Heidi: Yeah.

Jordan: You have any classes with Lauren?

Heidi: No but it’s like…

Jordan: No?

Heidi: Lauren doesn’t understand that I’m not meant to do what she’s meant to do.

Jordan: Quit.

CUT TO: The Next Morning – Hillside Villas

Heidi is picking out clothes for her interview with Bolthouse when Lauren comes in the room.

Lauren: Good morning, good morning. Rise and shine.

Heidi: Should I wear this? With the tank under it?

Lauren: Do you care what you look like? I wear sweats to school.

Heidi: I’m not going to school.

Lauren: Why?

Heidi: I’m going to that interview with Bolthouse.

Lauren: What time is it though?

Heidi: It’s at the same time as class. But I think that um, if I get this job I’m not gonna go back to school.

Lauren: Like for a semester?

Heidi: Like back period.

Lauren: You’re not gonna go to school at all, Heidi? (Heidi shakes her head)

Heidi: No because like what I’m going to school for is to you know get the job that I’d be getting ‘cause it’s like my dream job so I don’t know, and then if it doesn’t work out I could always go back to school but I might as well take a chance.

Lauren: (She sighs) I thought we moved here to go to school together.

Heidi: This is like a once in a lifetime opportunity to get this kind of job.

Lauren: Well I mean if you think that it’s like something that’s not gonna come along again…

Heidi: I don’t. So I’m gonna drop out if I get it for sure. (Lauren nods) I don’t know let’s see what happens.

Lauren: Mm-hmm.

CUT TO: Teen Vogue Offices

Lauren is already there when Whitney comes in.

Whitney: Hi.

Lauren: Hello.

Whitney: How are you?

Lauren: Good how are you?

Whitney: (She sits down) I’m very good. Okay so what’s up?

Lauren: Well we went out to the club LAX

Whitney: Ooh.

Lauren: Heidi my roommate met um, this guy Brent.

Whitney: Mm-hmm.

Lauren: And he plans events and that’s like what she wants to do.

Whitney: Ooh.

Lauren: She’s going in for an interview today for like an assistant position for him.

Whitney: Are you serious?

Lauren: (Laughs) She’s not the best at interviews.

Whitney: She’s not?

Lauren: Okay when you’re in an interview, you’re supposed to lie. (Whitney laughs) Okay, here if I’m interviewing you and I say, “What is like your biggest flaw?” You make it a positive flaw. Like, like “I have difficulty like not finishing things, like I always have to finish something”.  If you ask Heidi “What’s your biggest flaw?” she’s like “Yeah like I don’t really go to school”. (Whitney laughs) “I don’t really finish stuff”. (They both laugh) So she didn’t go to school today so that she could go to the interview and she’s saying that if she gets the job she’s not gonna go back.

Whitney: I don’t know. Hopefully it will be a positive thing for her.

Lauren: Yeah, we’ll see. We’ll see if she even gets it though.

Whitney: Hopefully.

Lauren: Yeah.

CUT TO: Bolthouse Offices

Heidi goes inside and up a flight of stairs. It cuts to inside Bolthouse.

Deb: Brent’s just wrapping up a call so…

Heidi: Okay.

Deb: Just have a seat out here. I’m gonna take that into him.

Heidi: Okay. (Hands Deb a paper)

Deb: You want water or anything?

Heidi: Uh, no. I’m great, thank you.

Deb: Okay he’ll be back in, in a sec.

Heidi: (As Deb goes in Brent’s office) Okay great, thank you.

Deb: Ready? I have her resume. (To Heidi) You ready?

Heidi: Sure. (She comes in his office)

Brent: I’m just gonna finish sending this.

Heidi: I love your office.

Brent: Hi.

Heidi: I’m so nervous.

Brent: Don’t worry.

Heidi: I know, take a deep breath.

Brent: So tell me why you think you should work here.

Heidi: I think that um, because I’m extremely hard working and I’ll go the extra mile and I won’t quit until everything is like exactly the way you want it and I don’t give up easily and…

Brent: I need a second assistant so that means you’d kinda like just…

Heidi: Right.

Brent: Help keep our live where we’re kinda like the hub of the company. (She nods) I hate drama so as little drama as possible.

Heidi: Yeah that’s good to hear.

CUT TO: Teen Vogue Offices

Lauren’s phone vibrates.

Lauren: Whoa! Hello?

Heidi: Guess what, guess what, guess what?

Lauren: What?

Heidi: I got a job!

Lauren: No you didn’t.

Heidi: Yeah I seriously got it. The number one like event planning PR firm and I’m working for them. I’m like I have a job and it’s not like…Oh my god I’m so excited. I get a salary.

Lauren: That is awesome. Congratulations Heidi.

Heidi: I know and oh my god the office is gorgeous like inside it has like brick walls and like these awesome paintings and I got like a lunch break and stuff.

Lauren: A real lunch break? (They laugh)

Heidi: Okay I’m only like 19 and I have my dream job.

Lauren: Oh good for you. What could go wrong?

Heidi: I’m so excited and I think I start like Monday. (Lauren hangs up on her. Her phone vibrates but she doesn’t answer)

Lauren: Weird.

Heidi: Lauren?

Lauren: (Singing) Fashion school dropout (Whitney joins in) no graduation day for you.

Heidi: Lauren?

Lauren: Fashion school dropout. (Heidi hangs up her phone and puts it away. Then she walks down the street. Then it shows Lauren and then Heidi again. Then the camera shows cars driving down the streets of LA. )

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Transcribed by SARAH NICHOLETT for http://www.twiztv.com
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