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Fade In

Spencer : This is where I live now, Los Angles, A week ago my two brothers and I where in small town Ohio, where I knew the rules, now we’re in this huge city where everything moves faster, harder, and there are no rules, I feel like something is different with me, but that’s good right?.

Glen: Look at them… and each more tastier than the next.

Spencer: And each more brilliant.

Glen: I know… What’s going on? (to a bunch of girls)

Clay: How does he do that?. He should be as lost as we are, this place is completely insane.

Spencer: I know, I know, we’ve been going here what, 3 days now and I still don’t have a clue where any of my classes are.

Clay: Ah ha that’s what additional 2006 of these students will do to your sense of direction.

Glen: Well I’m good, because the gym is right across the lawn.

( Spencer & Clay laugh )

Spencer: Glen, you do know that most cultures don’t consider weight training a class, don’t you?.

Glen: That’s not funny Spencer.

Clay: Yeah it is.

Spencer: Funny and true.

Glen: Look weight training is a class, I get a grade for it.

( Spencer and Clay continue to laugh )

Clay: Oh see that’s what we need… a map…

Glen: That’s why you’re the smart bro.

Clay: Your kidding me. My physics lab is not even on campus. It’s out at junior college…hey later.

Glen: See Ya.

( Clay bumps into Sean )

Clay: Whoa, excuse me man, I’m just erm. I’m just tryna get to my class get to my class.

Sean: No problem, why don’t you go and err get.

Madison: Aiden, baby, wait till you see my new dress for the dance your gunna love it… ( To Spencer ) Hey you’re the new alternate for the squad rite?.

Spencer: Yeah, err I’m Spencer Carli…

Madison: Great!. See you at practice.

Glen: Right, she’s hot.( Talking about Madison )

Spencer: What girl isn’t to you?.

Glen: You.

Spencer: Jerk!!.

Glen: No, I’m a brother with a car, and I’m not waiting around to take you home after practice alright, so be there.

Spencer: Where else do I have to be.( bell rings ) Damn.

Ashley: God. Does anything work in this stupid place. ( To Spencer ) You want something?.

Spencer: Err, yeah, do you know where Science lab 3 is?.

Ashley: Yes ( Ashley drops all of her school books.) Man!.

(Spencer goes over to help.)

Spencer: Ok let me help.

( Spencer accidentally spills Ashley’s coffee.)

Ashley: Uh…Ow…Damn!!.

Spencer: God I’m so sorry, I didn’t mean to.

Ashley: Who cares what you meant, you always gotta bring disaster where ever you go.

Spencer: What is your problem?. I’m just tryna find my way round here.

Ashley: You and everyone else in this place.

Credits… The Donnas… I Don’t Want To Know…

Madison: Cherie, you where so not with Zach last night, where you?.

Cherie: I was, and if his moves are as weak as they where last night. Then where in trouble on Friday.

Madison: I hear you. If those boys where half as good as they think they are, we’d all be a lot more relaxed. ( Spencer walks in ) Spencer your late?.

Spencer: Yeah sorry, I’m still tryna get this campus figured out.

Madison: Well don’t let it happen again. The squad at King High School is professional, Disciplined, and the only hope those boys have at winning.

Spencer: Ok.

Cherie: Hi I’m Cherie

Spencer: Oh hi ( Spencer & Cherie shake hands )

Cherie: Don’t mind Madison. The day she was born she thought someone told her the world was hers.

Madison: And it should be.

Cherie: It will be once your man goes pro.

Madison: Aiden will be scouted this year so he better be on his game.

Spencer: What sport does he play?.

Madison: Basketball.

Spencer: Oh so’s my brother, he’s a point guard.

Madison: Really?. JV?.

Spencer: No, he was all state back home, he thinks he’s gunna start this week.

( Madison & Cherie start to laugh )

Madison: Hunnie. Your new here so I’m gunna speed your education along. My man Aiden is the only point guard worth mentioning on this team.

Spencer: Well doesn’t the coach play two of them.

Madison: Yes. But there’s only room for one star. and it’s not gunna be some farm boy who gets in the way of Aiden’s 8 figure deal. Got it?.( Spencer shakes her head in agreement ) Now the pom pom’s are in lock up 4, bring them to the gym please…great…ladies.

( Cheer Leaders doing a routine dance, Madison hi-five’s all the girls, except Spencer. )

Madison: Great girl.( To Spencer ) Spencer you’re a little stiff on the turn see. ( Madison shows Spencer the routine ) just feel the move.

Spencer: Your moves are different from what we did back home.

Madison: You’ll get it, just stay focused and maybe you’ll get a permanent spot on the squad.( Spencer smiles ) Alright ladies that’s it for today, Spencer collect the gear and put it away ( Spencer agrees )

( Glenn & Aiden are playing basketball Madison and Cherie watch )

Glenn: Role in!!

( Glenn collects the ball and makes a shot. he scores. )

Coach: That’s how you play this game. Thanks Mr. Carlin, really nice.

( Aiden Pushes Glenn )

Aiden: Watch yourself out here son, you ain’t in Kansas anymore we only got real ballers in the big city.

Glenn: Ohio! O-H-I-O bay boy, why don’t you look it up on the map when your sitting on the bench.

Aiden: I ain’t gunna be the one with splinters in my ass.

( Glenn gets the ball and scores once again )

Cherie: The new boy has some skills.

Madison: Tsk. Please, they all do in the beginning of the season, we’ll see where it ends up.

Clay: Sir, sir, I have to take AP physics I’ll be ineligible for college scholarships if I don’t carry a full load this semester.

Sir: I feel for Ya Mr. Carlin, but there’s nothing I can do if the class is full.

Clay: What am I suppose to do?. Home School?.

Sir: Look, I handle students schedules, you wanna discuss your options I suggest you speak to a counsellor.

Clay: No, no no look I’ve already completed 1 year of AB algebra, 1 year of AB calculus, there’s gotta be another class open besides geometry 1.

Sir: Sorry, that class just filled up too. How do you feel about art?. Next…

( Clay walks away, passing Sean, Sean smiles, clay smiles back )

( Madison & Glenn are sat on a bench watching Glenn play basketball )

Madison: He’s fast.

Aiden: Whatever.

Madison: Excuse me… attitude adjustment, this hay seed is gunning for you.

Aiden: He’s just tryna prove himself so he’s getting a shot at the best player…me.

Madison: Ok, but lets keep it that way.

( Spencer walks in and sits on the bench and starts to write, Aiden looks at her, Spencer looks back at him, Ashley comes to sit next to Spencer )

Ashley: So are you are Basketball fan?. Or do you just like watching guys pat each other on the ass?.

Spencer: Question. Are you on meds?…

Ashley: Actually no, my mum fired my last therapist after he hit on her and the new one believes in a holistic approach to my mental health.

Spencer: So you are crazy?

Ashley: They think I am, gives them a reason to justify my behaviour, but no I’m not. Are you?

Spencer: No.

Ashley: Then what are you doing in here.

Spencer: Brother. ( Pointing to Glenn )

Ashley: Cute. Haven’t seen him around.

Spencer: Yeah we just moved here, he’s hoping he’ll get to play and if he doesn’t his world will end.

Ashley: And I thought I was dramatic… well for his sake I hope he’s not too good.

Spencer: Meaning.

Ashley: Err Meaning the basketball star IE Aiden can’t be the star, if another star that would be your brother replaces him. Which then means that cheerleading Queen Madison can’t be the queen if she’s not dating the star.

( Spencer laughs )

Spencer: I get it, I get it.

Ashley: At King High as in life, it’s all about being somebody.

Spencer: And who are you?.

Ashley: Today I haven’t really decided yet…. Ashley Davies…

Spencer: Spencer Carlin… nice to meet this version of you.

Ashley: Yeah sorry about this morning .( Ashley bends over to get a bottle of water out of her bag ) step father number 3 came by, which pissed of step father number 4 ( Spencer notices Ashley’s tattoo on her lower back ) and they got in this whole pencil argument over my ( Ashley notices Spencer looking at her tattoo ) tattoo…You like?.

Spencer: I thought they were illegal for minors.

Ashley: Everything cool is. Anyway it was a long night and I woke up a little cranky and you received the benefit of it.

Spencer: Lucky me.

Ashley: You seen much of all L.A

Spencer: Err yeah universal studies, Sana Monica Pier…

Ashley: Ok stop, stop your coming with me. Come on.

Spencer: Oh no I have to wait for him. My ride.

Ashley: Hey! ( To Glenn ) I’ll get her home. ( Ashley holds out her hand ) come on. ( Spencer smiles and takes it )

( Ashley & Spencer drive up to a Ashley’s huge house )

Spencer: Wow, you live here?.

Ashley: Just me mom and number 4. Well I think he’s soon to be ex number 4.

( Ashley & Spencer are now in Ashley’s bedroom, watching T.V on Ashley’s bed)

Ashley: That’s how I want my life.

Spencer: Austen’s way to dramatic. Roo or Trey. Now that would work.

Ashley: Ok didn’t one of them O.D.

Spencer: Yeah. Besides that.

Ashley: So, did you have a boy back home?.

Spencer: Err. No one special… You?

Ashley: Noo, one should only hit and run. Boys are way to much trouble.

Spencer: Well Aiden’s cute.

Ashley: Aiden. What ah you’ve soo dropped in cool points.

Spencer: Ah well what kinda guy do you like then?. The bad boy. The skater. Oh wait no you like the tortured poets. That’s it ( Ashley covers her face with a teddy ) come on.

Ashley: No. they all suck. They all think hello means put your hands all over me and testosterone me.

Spencer: No. it’s the kiss, I so hate the kiss they try to suffocate you with their tongues. eeww

Ashley: I know, I know, and all they do is sit around and talk about themselves forever.

Spencer: Right and you have to sit there smiling and nodding.

Ashley & Spencer: Like you care.

Ashley: I know. It’s a good thing that they’re not the only choice. ( Ashley’s hand falls to Spencer’s, Spencer looks at their hands then to Ashley she notices a picture of Ashley and a girl, Ashley takes her hand of Spencer’s, an uncomfortable silence occurs )

( Cut To Spencer’s house, Glenn and his father, Arthur, are talking and setting the table for dinner )

Arthur: You know who’s she’s with?.

Glenn: Yeah I do, some girl at school.

Arthur: You kids have gotta look out for each other Glenn. Next time throw me a bone and get some info ( Clay walks in ) You have any idea where your sister is?.

Clay: Dad, I Don’t even know where my classes are.( Arthur passes Clay a load of books)

Glenn: That’s what you get for being a genius… ( Spencer walks in )

Spencer: I’m home.

Arthur: Hey.

Glenn: Alright admit it, she’s your favourite…

Arthur: Ok she’s my favourite ( Arthur hugs Spencer tightly ) your late, heard you made a new friend.

Spencer: Uh hmm.

Glenn: Yeah and she is smoking hot, was she checking me out?.

Spencer: Err no. why would she?.

Glenn: Because I was making the star point guard look like my big…

Arthur: Glenn!! Knock it off.

Clay: So where’s mom?.

Arthur: Emergency up in, broken bone, L.A traffic, pick one.

Glenn: Will you tell your friend I’m thinking about asking her to the dance after the game.

Spencer: Like she’d even go with you.

Clay: Don’t you think you should talk to her first?.

Glenn: Why she’s hot, I’m hot, it’d be hot!. ( Paula walks in )

Paula: I know, I’m late. 3 gunshots, 2 stabbings, various car accidents, and 1 hand stuck in a toaster ( Arthur grabs Paula and kisses her ) and the traffic in L.A.

Arthur: And we have a match.

Paula: How was the counselling centre?.

Arthur: Good, bad, amazing, depressing, but I liked it.

Paula: Good see, I told you this move would work out.

Clay: Glad it worked for someone.

( All the family sit round the table and begin to say grace )

Paula: Thank you Lord for allowing all of us to be together under your grace and guide us through our challenges, fears and dreams. Amen.

All: Amen.

( Clay is sat in a classroom, the lesson is English )

Teacher: In post tell tale heart, what was the central image throughout the story?. ( she looks at Clay who is not paying attention, she looks at the front of his book ) AP history, impressive Mr. Carlin but this is English Lit.

Clay: I’m sorry but I had already covered this in my other school.

Teacher: Great, then you should be up to speed, just tell me what the central image of the tell tale heart was and we can both continue.

Clay: Not a problem, it was actually the antagonist guilt ridden heart.

Teacher: Nice. But wrong. Anyone… Sean…

Sean: It’ was the murderers twisted eye that’s the central image, they made the dudes the attackers and kill them… ( The bell rings )

Teacher: Mr. Carlin in the future I expect you will focus on the class at hand.

Clay: I will.

Sean: Yo That’s alright player. You where close. ( Sean laughs )

( Clay walks out of class and bumps into a girl, Chelsea )

Chelsea: Oo I am so sorry, I wasn’t watching where I was going.

Clay: No it was my fault, are you ok?.

Chelsea: Yeah I’m fine.

Clay: Clay Carlin, been here a couple of days already bumping into everything.

Chelsea: Hi Chelsea Lewis, junior.

Clay: Oh me too.

Chelsea: I know I’ve seen you in my art class.

Clay: Ahh, I was supposed to be in AP physics but somehow wound up in art.

Chelsea: What, you don’t like art?.

Clay: No. in fact I love it… ( Both Clay & Chelsea laugh, a big guy called Dallas comes over and pushes Clay )

Dallas: Back Off boy!! ( Clay Falls to the ground ) who you talking to bitch!!.

Chelsea: Dallas!, leave him alone he’s not doing anything.

Dallas: Oh girl you know I’m the only man you need. ( He goes to grab Chelsea, she pushes him away, Clay stands up and punches Dallas in the face ) Boy you must of lost your mind. ( Dallas, pushes Clay against the wall and punches him in the stomach )

Chelsea: Dallas stop it…Dallas Stop it…

Dallas: See that Chelsea, you need a man around here to keep you safe you know what I’m sayin.

Chelsea: Leave me alone, cut it out.

Dallas: Let me give you a ride home or something, let me give you a ride home.

Chelsea: No! ( Clay stands up and pushes Dallas away from Chelsea )

Clay: She said she wasn’t interested. ( Dallas pushes Clay against the wall once again and punches him several times, Clay falls to the ground, Dallas walks away)

Dallas: Time out.

Chelsea: Oh my god, are you ok?. ( Chelsea picks Clays books up and passes them to him he walks away, Sean looks on having seen the whole thing )

Madison: Hey girl. You did well yesterday, good practice.

Spencer: Thanks, they’re some pretty out there routines.

Madison: You have to if you wanna stand out. This is my boyfriend Aiden, Aiden this is Spencer, she’s hoping to be a permanent member on the squad, there’s definite potential.

Aiden: Yeah we, err we met yesterday, hi.

Spencer: Hi.

Aiden: Your brothers an ass.

Spencer: Yeah that’s why we had to leave Ohio.

Madison: So how you getting to the dance on Friday?.

Spencer: Oh, I don’t know if I’m going.

Madison: Yeah you are. The entire squad has to be there, don’t worry you can come with us, and who knows maybe we can hook you up.

( Ashley walks over )

Ashley: Hey, where you been all day?.

Spencer: Oh, we do have that thing called school.

Ashley: Please not here, you just show up after 4 years and let you out, doing school is totally over rated… so you know them?. ( Pointing to Madison & Aiden )

Madison: Good question. You know her?.

Spencer: You guys know each other?. ( Madison rolls her eyes )

Aiden: Hey Ash. How are ya?.

Ashley: Good. you?.

Madison: He’s fine. You know it doesn’t surprise me you know Ashley, everybody does, in the most intimate ways.

Ashley: It is soo good to see you Madison, you know I was actually telling Spencer here yesterday about how you are the queen cheerleader, you know high royalty but err, that isn’t exactly true is it. Your more like a royal bitch.

Aiden: Hey come on you guys don’t.

Madison: Careful who you hook up with Spencer it has a way of getting out…bye.

( Madison grabs Aiden’s hand and walks away )

Spencer: Ok, what was that all about?.

Ashley: Nothing, she’s a bitch.

Spencer: No not her, Him.

Ashley: What!.

Spencer: You and him, that’s what.

Ashley: Nothing. Spencer: Your lying.

Ashley: No I’m not. Hey I freaked you out yesterday didn’t I?.

Spencer: No, not really.

Ashley: Come on.

Spencer: Yeah, you did.

Ashley: I knew it, sorry. My shrink thinks it’s because I like to be different, I just think it’s because I like to err well, freak people out.

Spencer: Well you succeeded.

Ashley: Thanks. That’s good. Right?. Ok well anyways I had a totally above average day yesterday.

Spencer: Me too. Thanks.

Ashley: No problem.

Spencer: So are you going?.

Ashley: Wait to the dance, err no, never been to one, not gunna go.

Spencer: Well that could change, I think my brothers going to ask you, he thinks your hot.

Ashley: Yeah he’s got that right.

Spencer: And hot chicks can’t resist basketball players.

Ashley: Shut up he said that. ( Spencer nods ) Please tell me he’s not the brains of the family ( Spencer laughs as the bell rings ) well are you gunna go.

Spencer: I have to, cheerleading thing.

Ashley: Right. Well good, you can tell me how much it sucks. See ya later.

Spencer: Bye.

( Glenn is shooting hoops in the gym )

Coach: Carlin! What are you doing here?. It’s lunch time.

Glenn: I know, I know, but err. You know I like to take this time to work on my shot, nobody’s here, it’s cool. Do you mind?.

Coach: No. do you mind starting this week?.

Glenn: No, no not at all.

Coach: Good, I’ll see you at practice.

Glenn: Sweet!! ( He throws the basketball to the floor catches it shoots and scores )

( Spencer’s dream sequence )

Madison: What are you looking at?.

Spencer: Nothing.

Madison: You were staring at me.

Spencer: No I wasn’t.

Madison: What’s wrong with you?.

Spencer: What do you mean?.

Madison: I knew you where a freak. Sorry your not my type.

( Spencer sees Ashley, Aiden comes and puts his arm around Ashley )

Spencer: Ashley, Ashley help!. ( Ashley & Aiden walk out ) Ashley, Ashley help!.

Madison: Your gay. Your soo gay.

( Spencer wakes up from her dream )

( Spencer goes to see her dad at his counselling office )

Spencer: is this a bad time.

Arthur: No.

( Spencer & Arthur are sitting outside drinking coffee )

Spencer: I dunno how you do this. It’s so hard.

Arthur: Hmm especially when they don’t let me help them.

Spencer: You can’t save everybody dad.

Arthur: Oh yeah… but I can try. How’s school?. You are going right?.

Spencer: Yes. It just doesn’t help that we started the school year late.

Arthur: Sorry bout that, mom’s job was starting up. and we couldn’t wait till summer.

Spencer: It’s ok. I just feel like I don’t quite fit in. like everybody else knows who they are. And what they’re about. Except me.

Arthur: Anybody who knows what they’re about at your age has made the decision way too quickly. I mean this is the time to, time to live. Try new things, make some mistakes…

Spencer: Best you got dad…

Arthur: Ha. Ok as professional social worker who’s devoted his life to counselling teens. You need to bottle up those emotions your feeling bury them deep inside.

Spencer: Oh really.

Arthur: Yeah. That way you don’t have to deal with them till your in your thirties. Spence your just going through that normal teenage anxiety of wanting to be excepted. Just be yourself. You’ll be great.

Spencer: But, what if being myself isn’t what people except of me?.

Arthur: That’s what make people great. The unexpected.

( Arthur embraces Spencer in a hug )

( Clay is walking through the school car park when Sean beeps his car at him )

Boz: Yo. You’re the one that Dallas chewed on.

Sean: Yo. That’s right this brother stood right up for the lady.

Clay: And then I fell right down.

Sean: That’s true. Where ya heading?.

Clay: Home.

Sean: Hop in.

Clay: Dude It’s just.

Sean: Come on man I ain’t gunna bite. Let’s go ( Clay gets into the car ) yo err meet my cousin, Clay this is Boz…

Clay: Hey what’s up. ( Clay & Boz Shake hands )

( Ashley & Spencer are walking )

Ashley: Heard your brother got beat down yesterday.

Spencer: Glenn!.

Ashley: No no. the other one.

Spencer: No way he’s never been in a fight in his entire life.

Spencer: No way he’s never been in a fight in his entire life.

Ashley: He’ll probably wanna work on that, and that’s probably why he lost.

Spencer: He didn’t say anything. ( Aiden walks past them and looks at Ashley ) What is that?.

Ashley: Oh what. Guys always pounding on each other.

Spencer: No. you and Aiden… whenever he’s around you freeze up.

Ashley: No I don’t.

Spencer: Yeah. You do.

Ashley: Ok. So I knew him once.

Spencer: Knew him, knew him.

Ashley: Who cares it was the past, it was just some, some stupid phase.

Spencer: A phase?. A phase is like a low-carb diet, not who you wake up next to.

Ashley: Well I don’t know who that is, I just, I just know who it’s not.

( Sean, Clay & Boz are driving around in Sean’s car )

Clay: Err, Monday when I saw you in the office, what where you in trouble for?.

Sean: No trouble. Tryna talk to somebody about my college credit.

Clay: Oh. I, I just thought.

Sean: I know what you thought …( Sean looks at a booklet on Clays lap ) Miss education of the nigro. Tryna figure out why blacks aren’t in history books at your home.

Clay: You’ve read Carda Wilson’s books?.

Sean: Twice.

Clay: Really?.

Boz: Ain’t a damn thing couz hasn’t read. He’s like a damn machine with all that philosophy and 40 acres in to America.

Sean: America is not kind to a black man.

Clay: I dunno. Probably just as kind as the individual deserves.

Sean: You believe that?.

Clay: The individual has to take responsibility for his own actions.

Sean: But how can they when the actions of the individual are predetermined by a racist society?.

Boz: Personally. I don’t give a damn. In the hood you have to get before your got.

Sean: Yo. Don’t listen to my cousin he’s always high. ( Boz goes to light up a joint but Sean takes it and chucks it out of the car, Clay laughs a little )

Boz: You’ve just thrown my chronic.

Sean: At least your not following what they want us to be, confused, lazy minded, yo the only way for us to take control of our world, is not to get stuck on stupid.

Boz: Damn if I don’t smoke I mite go crazy on you all.

( Cheerleaders are doing a routine, Ashley walks in and watches Spencer )

Madison: Spencer you’ve got the routine down you’ve got some moves.

Spencer: Thanks.

Madison: Keep it up and you’ll be one of us for real.

( Aiden & Glenn are playing basketball )

Coach: Alright that’s game.

Glenn: You got lucky rabbit.

Aiden: No luck about it.

Glenn: You need to bring it on, cos I’m a money player, ok?. The closer we get to the game the better I get.

Aiden: Oh. I’m scared.

( Glenn & Aiden are now in the locker room )

Zach: Man I am Beat. had a date with Cherie, she’s a freak. Actually all the cheerleaders are freaks. that’s why they play so good.

Glenn: Ease man my sisters on the squad.

Zach: What I meant to say was that every girl on the squad is a freak. But anyone’s sister.

Glenn: Alright. Cool

Zach: Plus you’ve gotta agree. Including ya sister, the hottest girls are the cheerleaders.

Glenn: Definitely.

Glenn: Definitely. I mean you guys have got some beautiful ladies out here. Who was that one on the stand?.

Zach: Oh that was Ashley. ( Aiden hears the conversation and turns around ) she used to date Aiden.

Glenn: No kidding.

Zach: Yep. Then she changed teams.

Glenn: What?.

Zach: She got into girls. Some one that fine wasted. ( Glenn realises Aiden is listening to the conversation )

Glenn: That’s just pathetic… letting her go… ( Aiden walks over to Glenn and pushes him )

Aiden: Got something you wanna say to me?. ( Glenn & Aiden begin to shove one an other )

Coach: What’s going on in here. Do we have a problem?. I said do we have a problem?.

Aiden: All good here.

Glenn: No, no problem coach.

Coach: Let’s keep it that way.

Aiden: Keep it up hot shot and we all lose. ( Aiden pushes Glenn once more and walks away )

( Paula is waiting for Spencer in her car )

Paula: Your welcome. But there are strings attached, we have to stop by the store and pick something up for dinner.

Spencer: That’s ok, at least I get a say in what were eating. Mom was it ninth or tenth grade when you met dad?.

Paula: Err. It was ninth let me tell you your dad was so cute. Don’t tell me you’ve met someone.

Spencer: Mom! I was just asking how you guys met.

Paula: Ok, alright just remember I was so distracted the semester that I met him that my GPA dropped to 3.6..

Spencer: Oh what a tragedy. Where you a virgin when you where married?.

Paula: Are you having sex!!.

Spencer: Mom, we just moved here like a week ago… come on.

Paula: Oh ok… it’s just now is not the time for romance now is the time to step it up grades, clubs. Sports. All the things that are gunna get you into a great college.

Spencer: How does every discussion wound up about college?.

Paula: Oh I dunno, maybe because that’s the most important thing for you right now. Just get the grades, get the school and get the life you want ok?.

Spencer: What if I don’t know what kinda life I want.

Paula: Who does, but at least when you figure it out you’ll be able to grab it. Ahh come on.( Spencer notices Aiden outside, Aiden waves to her, Paula notices this )

Paula: He’s cute.

Spencer: Really. I hadn’t noticed. Drive mom… please.

Paula: Ok. Yep, yep.

( Sean, Clay & Boz are Hand cuffed and sat on a kerb, they a being quizzed by the police )

Clay: Sir we didn’t do anything.

Cop: Then you don’t have anything to worry about.

Sean: You don’t have to do anything round here but drive while black.

Clay: I gotta call my dad, we make a phone call right, can I call my dad?.

Cop: Do you even know your dad?.

Sean: No. we haven’t been booked yet, which means these PIGS!! Don’t have to give us a call.

Cop: we’ve got a smart guy.

Sean: That’s right. ( The cop knees Sean in the back, hurting him )

Clay: What are you doing?. What??

Boz: Hey, hey hold it together. ( The cop comes over and picks Sean aggressively up and takes his hand cuffs off, another cop takes Clay’s and Boz’s off )

Cop: This is your lucky day… Sean miller, I’m gunna remember that.

( Glenn, Paula, Arthur& Spencer are in the kitchen of the Carlin house )

Glenn: Gay.

( Glenn, Paula, Arthur& Spencer are in the kitchen of the Carlin house )

Glenn: Gay. That’s what the word is.

Spencer: Well the word is wrong.

Glenn: You should know, she’s your friend.

Paula: Glenn! Don’t start spreading vicious gossip around.

Spencer: She dated Aiden.

Glenn: I know, I heard he turned her gay.

Paula: Isn’t Aiden the boy we saw at school?.

Arthur: Son. People don’t just turn gay they are or they’re not.

Paula: That’s one opinion… I think we should all hope and pray that this girl finds her way.

Spencer: I think God is a little too busy to be worried about which people like each other.

Glenn: Mom this girl is beautiful, I mean she couldn’t be gay she’s probably just experimenting.

Paula: Life is not an experiment. You get one shot at it ok, and if your not careful you’ll experiment yourself to the grave.

Glenn: Not if you use protection.

Arthur: Glenn! Too far.

Paula: On that we agree. Spencer, I think you should find some new friends ok, this girl Ashley does sound like she could be a bad influence on you.

Arthur: Time to eat. Anyone know where Clay is?.

Spencer: Mom, come on, I can’t be friends with someone because raging hormone boy got some random information from a locker room?.

Arthur: Hunnie. Sexual orientation really shouldn’t be on a list of what makes a good friend or not.

Spencer: Thanks.

Paula: Sexual orientation?…

Glenn: Look, all I know is that Ashley is smoking hot…

Spencer: And you’re an idiot. ( They begin to say grace as Clay enters, clay stops at the door thinking about what just happened to him )

Paula: Clay. Where have you been, your late.

Glenn: Clay man you missed it. Word is our sisters new friend is gay.

Spencer: It’s official you’re an ass. ( Arthur walks over to Clay the rest follow )

Arthur: Son what happened?.

Clay: Dad they humiliated us. They, they, they hit him, just hit him and then they. they laughed because I didn’t know who my father was.

Paula: Who was?. Who was?.

Clay: The police.

Paula: Why was you with the police?.

Clay: We where just driving home from school.

Paula: Hunnie, I thought you had the car ( To Glenn )

Clay: I was with my friend Sean and his cousin…

Paula: Clay, hunnie they must of done something wrong, something to provoke them.

Clay: No mom they did it because we where driving all black.

Paula: What?.

Clay: I guess this is how they do it here in Los Angeles ( Clay pushes away and walks upstairs )

( Spencer runs up to Madison and the rest of the cheerleaders )

Madison: Ok Spencer, we’re going to meet at 2.30 in the gym, a little warm up then change and we’ll meet at the dance, and remember we always look hot.

Spencer: Madison I’m not gunna know anyone.

Madison: You have to go. It’s part of being on the team. You do wanna stay on the squad don’t you?.

Spencer: Yeah.

Madison: Great. we’ll see you at 2.30 ( Ashley walks over to Spencer )

Ashley: Hey.

Ashley: Uhh. So cute.

( Glenn & Aiden are in a big match, they are huddled in a circle deciding what to do next )

Coach: Ok, were gunna get the ball in, and were gunna pass it out.

Glenn: Pass to Trey.

Aiden: Man, give me the ball I’ll drill it.

Coach: Were gunna pass it out to Glenn.

Glenn: Yes.

Coach: Alright. On 3, 1, 2, 3.

All: WIN!

( Glenn goes out to play whilst Aiden sits on the bench, there are 3 seconds left the ball gets to Glenn he shoots, he scores, and wins the game, Madison cheers with the rest of the crowd, but shakes her head at Aiden )

( Everybody’s now at the dance, Spencer goes outside to call Ashley )

Spencer: You have to come.

Ashley: No way. Remember I have to keep my record intact.

Spencer: Come on it’ll be fun. No dates. Nothing.

Ashley: I dunno, I Err, I’m not quite sure I’m gunna fit in with the little cheer bitches.

Spencer: You, you’d fit in anywhere.

Ashley: Yeah that’s true.

Spencer: And hey, I’m one of those cheer bitches.

Ashley: Right. Sorry I forgot…

Spencer: So get of your lazy butt and I’ll meet you outside, if it’s lame we’ll leave.

( Ashley hangs up with out sayin anything in return )

( Inside the dance )

Sean: Clay my man!. Hey your brother did good.

Clay: Ooo he lives for those exact moments.

Sean: Then why you just standing here?.

Clay: I’m cool, just enjoying the music.

Sean: You ought to be dancing with that lady you helped rescue.

Clay: Nah. I don’t dance, even if I did, I don’t wanna get stopped again.

Sean: Hey don’t worry about that. Hey Dallas.

Clay: Sean what are you doing?. ( Dallas begins to walk over )

Dallas: Hey bro what’s going on?.

Sean: I’m just chilling. Hey you know my friend Clay right?.

Dallas: He’s your friend.

Sean: Yeah player here’s my good friend, and there would be a problem if someone around here was to cause him problems, understood?.

Dallas: Yeah dawg. No problem.

( Dallas pretends to hit Clay, Clay jumps )

Dallas: Time out. ( Dallas walks away )

Clay: Man your gunna get me killed.

Sean: No man, I’m gunna get you something better than that. Come on.

( Clay & Sean walk over to Chelsea )

Clay: Oh no, no no no.

Sean: Come on man. Hey Chelsea.

Chelsea: Hi. I didn’t get a chance to thank you for standing up for me the other day.

Clay: Hey, as I recall I wasn’t standing that much.

Chelsea: Well it was really sweet.

Clay: No problem.

Chelsea: So you wanna dance?.

( Clay smiles, Chelsea grabs his hand and takes him to the dance floor )

( Spencer is waiting outside for Ashley, everywhere she looks there are couples making out, she moves away rolling her eyes )

Ashley: Hey. Did you get kicked out already?. ( Ashley walks over to Spencer, she looks nervous )

Spencer: No. I’m waiting for my friend.

Ashley: Oh.

Spencer: You nervous?.

Ashley: Yeah, a little. ( Spencer holds out her hand, Ashley takes it, They both smile wildly, and walk into the dance )

( In The Dance )

Aiden: Relax, I’ll get my spot back, look the guys good but I’m better.

Madison: Really, is that how it looked from the bench?.

Aiden: You know, thanks for your support, most girlfriends would try to make their boyfriends feel better after a night like this.

Madison: Look, I’m your number one, but you better get your game on before the scouts show up. Or else.

Aiden: What’s that supposed to mean.

Madison: Take it however you want.

( Ashley & Spencer walk past )

Madison: And you better get over her, because I’m nobody’s second choice.

Spencer: So, how’s it feel.

Ashley: It’s not quite the hell I imagined it would be. ( Madison walks over to Spencer & Ashley )

Madison: Didn’t you see the No dogs, no dykes sign on the door?.

Ashley: Now it is.

( To Spencer )

Madison: Spencer. Your blowing up girl, if we would of known you were gay we would of never considered you for the squad.

Spencer: What!?.

Madison: Having a lesbian in the locker room always checking us out gets uncomfortable for us normal girls.

Ashley: Normal. Get over it. This has nothing to do with Spencer. Your just jealous of Aiden and I.

Madison: Jealous?. Of what?. A stupid slut that got knocked up.

Ashley: He told you?.

Madison: At least you where smart enough to get rid of it.

Aiden: Look we didn’t, we didn’t get rid of it. Alright. We lost it.

Ashley: Yeah a miscarriage.

Spencer: Oh my god!

Madison: Go to hell Aiden!. I drew up the squad so you can go play with you life partner. ( Glenn walks over )

Glenn: Come on Spencer were getting out of here.

Spencer: No, I’m going with Ashley. And you know what I’m glad I’m off the squad because I’ve being doing some judging of my own, and you girls lose.

Glenn: Spencer. Now!

Aiden: Hey super star, let her do what she wants.

Glenn: Why don’t you back off ( Glenn pushes Aiden away)

Spencer: Glenn cut it out. ( Aiden punches Glenn in the face )

Ashley: Aiden stop it!. ( Clay & Chelsea see the fight )

Chelsea: That’s the boys problem not yours. ( Glenn is on top of Aiden punching him )

Clay: That’s my brother. ( Clay rushes over and drags Glenn off Aiden, Spencer & Ashley Run out to Ashley‘s car )

Spencer: What just happened?.

Ashley: What always happens when your around stupid people.

Spencer: When did you.

Ashley: About a year ago ok. I was gunna keep it. Someone who I could finally love, and someone who would love me for just me. But then I lost it. Along with everything else good in my life.

Spencer: I’m sorry.

Ashley: Look, can we just get outta here.

Spencer: I’m confused. I don’t understand, like, what are you?. Gay, Straight all of the above?.

Ashley: I’m not into labels.

Spencer: Well everybody else on are planet is… your not gunna tell me?.

Ashley: Does it really matter?. ( Aiden runs up to the car )

Aiden: Hey wait.

Spencer: What is your problem.

Aiden: Ash, I’m really sorry none of that shoulda of ever happened. Can, can we just talk ( A cop comes out of the building and shouts Aiden, Ashley Starts the car )

Cop: Hey you!.

Ashley: Look, just get in ok, and don’t even bleed on the leather.

( Aiden jumps in, Ashley drives off )

( Spencer, Ashley & Aiden are At a Point - view looking out on the whole of L.A )

Spencer: This dance was a little different from the ones we had back home.

Ashley: It actually wasn’t all that annoying. Except for the fact that we didn’t get a dance.

Aiden: Look, I’m sorry about that.

Ashley: Hey, it happened, no ones fault.

Spencer: Do you two wanna be alone?.

Ashley& Aiden: No!. ( They both laugh )

Aiden: Do you two wanna be?.

Ashley& Spencer: No!. ( They both laugh )

Aiden: This whole night has been very intense and confusing…

Ashley: Yeah. I never would of thought the three of us would of ended up together.

Aiden: So… Spencer. Are you gay?

Spencer: Err… I’m not into labels ( Ashley smiles widely at Spencer, Spencer smiles back )

Aiden: So what do we do now?.

Ashley: Well it’s L.A, we only have a few moments to catch are breathe, before we have to head back into the madness.

Spencer: So then let’s hit the madness!.

Ashley: Alright lets do it.

Aiden: Let’s do it.

( They All Laugh and get back into Ashley’s car )

Roll credits
 

END OF EPISODE

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