Transcript for “The Games”
Episode 2x9
Originally Aired:  1/20/2001
Writer:  Charles Lazer
Director:  Michael Offer
Transcribed by Carol Murdock for "TWIZ TV.COM" - www.twiztv.com
Feedback:  murdockcarol@twiztv.com

[Scene:  The jungle – Tribune is being hunted.]

Guard:  I see something - over there!

[Tribune runs through the jungle]

Guard:  There he is!

Guard:  After him!

[Tribune hides in a tree and watches the other lizard men below]

Captain Tark:  He must be here he can’t have disappeared!  Look through 
there!

Guard:  We’ll find him Captain.

[Tribune climbs down from the tree and runs.  The lizard men track him.]

Captain Tark:  Hurry up!  Hurry up!  I want him now!

Guard:  We’ll hunt him down he can’t hide forever.

[Scene:  The treehouse.]

Roxton:  Marguerite?

Marguerite:  Thank you John.

Roxton:  Tea Malone?

Malone:  Please.

Marguerite:  What are you writing?

Malone:  Nothing very exciting.  Just trying to capture how calm this place 
can be; how serene in fact.

Marguerite:  With Challenger’s recent improvements almost as comfortable as 
home.

Roxton:  Ah yes, a veritable island of calm surrounded by a sea of great 
excitement.

Marguerite:  And occasional waves of sheer terror.

Malone:  That’s what makes this moment of serenity all the more precious.

[They hear a noise coming from the roof of the treehouse.]

Roxton:  Uninvited guests, we spoke too soon.

[They run for their weapons.]

Malone:  Pterodactyls?

[Roxton tosses Malone a rifle.]

Roxton:  Malone.

Marguerite:  Who’s there?

Malone:  Come out now.

Roxton:  I’ll see if I can get a drop on it from the balcony.

[Tribune drops from the roof.]

Roxton:  Tribune

Tribune:  Sorry to drop in unannounced.

**** Begin Intro****
At the dawn of the last century
A band of explorers searched for a prehistoric world
Driven by ambition
Secret desires
A thirst for adventure
And seeking the ultimate story
They are befriended by an untamed beauty
Stranded in a strange and savage land
Each day is a desperate search for a way out - of the Lost World
****End Intro****

Tribune:  I hope I’m not presuming on your hospitality?

Marguerite:  Of course not, we were hoping someone would just drop in.

Tribune:  As always Marguerite you’re too…kind.

Malone:  What do you want?

Tribune:  I need your help.

Marguerite:  Of course you do.

Tribune:  My life is in danger!  You’re my only hope.

[Scene:  The jungle – the soldiers are tracking Tribune.]

Captain Tark:  This is the clearing, on my signal you two make your way 
across the clearing.  If Tribune’s here you’ll push him to us.  Then we’ll 
finish him off.

[Scene:  The treehouse]

Tribune:  I am being hunted for sport, can you believe it?

Marguerite:  Perfectly, would you like me to explain?

Roxton:  Why?

Tribune:  It’s a long story.

Marguerite:  We have all afternoon.

Tribune:  Well, after our little adventure with the Plesiosaur I returned to 
the Capital; to find that the old emperor, my mentor, had died.

Malone:  Your mentor?

Roxton:  Isn’t he the one who banished you to these outer territories?

Tribune:  That would be one interpretation, yes.  But the point is after he 
died his wife, his trophy wife, ceased the throne.

Marguerite: She’s the one who wants you killed?

Tribune:  Centuria, yes.  She’s made me the target of the game.  Whoever 
catches me, dead or alive, wins.

Malone: Why didn’t she just kill you when she had the chance?

Marguerite:  Because this way she can humiliate Tribune first.

Tribune:  I can understand her fearing me as a political rival but to hunt 
me for sport that’s more than a lizard can bear.

Malone:  Well it’s nice to know you draw the line somewhere.

Tribune:  You know, killing is in our nature.  Pulling the wings off flies 
that’s a human pursuit.

Roxton:  Oh yes of course it is.

Tribune:  We don’t have time to quibble.  The lizards will find the 
treehouse eventually.

Roxton:  If you’ve led those lizards here.

Tribune: Where are Challenger and Veronica?

Malone: They should be back by now.

[Scene:  The jungle – A raptor is chasing Challenger and Veronica.  They 
climb up a tree to escape.]

Veronica:  Are you all right?

Challenger:  As soon as I get my breath back.  Oh that was close.

[Scene:  The treehouse.]

Roxton:  If they ever show up here those lizards are bound to be bad 
tempered.

[Roxton makes an adjustment on the controls for the electric fence.]

Malone:  Boosting the power to the electric fence should slow them down.

Tribune:  Very impressive.

Malone:  Why are we helping Tribune?

Marguerite:  Good question.  If my experience is anything to go by Centuria 
deserves her revenge.

Roxton:  Are you two saying we should throw him out to be hunted like a fox?

Malone:  This isn’t our fight.

[An arrow flies into the treehouse.]

Roxton:  Think again Malone; it is now.

[The lizard men are at the base of the treehouse.]

Guard:  Hello up there!  Send out Tribune!

Roxton:  Glad you could throw them off the trail Tribune.

Guard:  Give us the lizard!  We know you don’t want him.

Roxton:  Tribune’s not here!

[A lizard man tries to go through the electric fence.  He is electrocuted 
for his trouble.]

Tribune:  Try and get around that you slugs!

Roxton:  Can’t you keep your big mouth shut?

[The lizard men start shooting arrows into the treehouse.  Roxton, Malone 
and Marguerite fire back.]

Malone:  Nice shot Marguerite.

Tribune:  Take that reptile!

Roxton:  Shut it.

Marguerite:  We’re going to need more ammo.

[Malone and Marguerite go to get it when a lizard man drops from the ceiling 
in front of Marguerite.  Malone hits him from behind.  More lizard men get 
in the treehouse.  A fight ensues.  One of the lizard men is thrown off the 
balcony.  The lizard men are defeated.  A guard, still outside, runs off.]

Malone:  You call that a game?

Tribune:  We take our games very seriously.

Roxton:  Nothing like the imminent possibility of death to focus the mind.

[Scene:  The tree]

Challenger:  Well we could just wait and maybe it will leave through boredom 
or hunger.

Veronica:  No telling how long that’ll take.

Challenger:  So stupid getting separated from my rifle.  But I did have to 
use both hands [he almost falls] to examine the specimen.

Veronica:  Its okay I understand.

Challenger:  Maybe you could kill it with your knife?

Veronica:  What if I miss?  Then we’re stuck up here with no weapon at all.

Challenger:  I’m open to suggestions.

[Scene:  The treehouse]

Marguerite:  He set us up again.

Tribune:  Oh Marguerite what are friends for.

Marguerite:  Go crawl back under whatever rock it was you came from.

Tribune:  Do try not to be so impetuous.

Marguerite:  Just go.

Tribune:  Oh I wish it were that simple but you must return with me.

Marguerite:  You’re out of your mind.

Roxton:  I should have thought that were obvious.

Malone:  Why would we go back with you?

Tribune:  To defeat Centuria of course; since she now controls the entire 
lizard supply of gunpowder.  And you people are responsible.  Well, after 
all, it was Challenger who divulged the formula.

Marguerite:  How dare you blame Challenger.

Malone:  You made him give up the formula.

Tribune:  So

[Scene:  The tree.  Veronica sees a nest nestled in the branches higher up 
the tree.]

Veronica:  Pterodactyl nest.  Let’s hope there’s at least one egg in there.

Challenger:  Let’s hope mama stays out for a while.

[She climbs up and sees three eggs in the nest.]

Challenger:  Any luck?

Veronica:  Chow time.

[She throws an egg to the ground away from the tree.  The raptor runs to it. 
  Veronica throws another father away.  The raptor goes for it.]

Challenger:  It’s working Veronica.  Come on, let’s get out of here.

[Veronica and Challenger escape the tree while the raptor is eating the 
Pterodactyl egg.

[Scene:  The Treehouse.]

Malone:  You held us prisoner remember?  And you forced Challenger to give 
up the formula.

Marguerite:  Yeah, and then you made up hundreds of pounds of gunpowder and 
trapped us in that little ambush of yours at the bridge.

Malone:  Where Summerlee disappeared.

Tribune:  Details…details we have a crisis and the only question here is 
whether or not you people are going to do the right thing.  Centuria’s 
ambition knows no bounds and if we don’t stop her she will enslave this 
entire plateau.

Roxton:  Isn’t that what you lizards always try to do?

Tribune:  Frankly, Centuria’s ambition makes me look like a slacker.

Roxton:  What are you proposing?

Marguerite:  Roxton don’t encourage him.

Tribune:  I knew you’d come through.  Lord Roxton you’re a man of honor.

Roxton:  Don’t press your luck.

[A lizard man swings through the balcony on a vine.  More lizard men enter 
the treehouse.  They quickly get the drop on the group.]

Captain Tark:  We would rather not hurt you Lord Roxton.

Roxton:  How do you know my name?

Captain Tark:  There are many things we know care of Tribune’s conversations 
with the Empress Centuria.

Tribune:  Captain Tark.  Oh this is Tark, Captain of Centuria’s elite palace 
guard.

Captain Tark:  The pleasures all mine.  Personally I’m delighted you eluded 
the hunting party.

Tribune:  Surely you didn’t come all this way just to congratulate me.  Why 
are you here?

Captain Tark:  The Empress needs the human who knows how to make gunpowder.

Tribune:  Why?  Centuria’s chemist already has the formula.

Captain Tark:  Yes and he’s taken it to his grave with him.

Marguerite:  That’s funny because the man you’re looking for isn’t here.

Captain Tark:  I fail to see the humor in that.

Tribune:  Oh Marguerite such a clever ploy but you mustn’t lie to the good 
Captain here.  You seek the legendary scientist.  Don’t be shy Professor 
Challenger.

[Tribune points at Malone.]

Malone:  But…

[Fade Out]

[Scene:  The trail to the Capital – Malone, Roxton, Marguerite and Tribune 
are in a cage atop a wagon.]

Marguerite:  How could you?

Tribune:  I had no choice Marguerite.

Roxton:  To go after Centuria you’ve put us all in danger.

Tribune:  On the contrary, it was the only way to save all our lives.

Malone:  Well I’m glad I could do my bit.

Tribune:  The only thing keeping us alive now is that Tark believes you know 
how to make gunpowder.

Malone:  And when he finds out I’m not Challenger?

Tribune:  If these troops ever realize you’re not Challenger we’re dead.

[Scene:  Nighttime – The troops have camped for the night.]

Roxton:  What can you tell us about this Captain Tark?  What can we expect?

Marguerite:  No wait I want to hear more about Centuria.

Roxton:  Marguerite can we just stick to the point.

Marguerite:  Something smells funny here.  I can understand her feeling 
threatened by Tribune but this definitely feels more personal.  So were you 
friends?

Tribune:  Friendship is not a particularly lizard-like quality.

Marguerite:  That’s right, the lone wolf.

Tribune:  Although we are capable of sharing a moment, as you well remember.

Marguerite:  Back to Centuria.

Tribune:  We share, what you would call, a past.

Malone:  Before she met the Emperor.

Tribune:  I go off to defend the outlying territories she becomes Empress.  
Best thing that ever happened to her; yet she blames me wants to punish me.  
There are some things I will never understand.

Roxton:  Don’t look at me.  There are some things we’re not meant to 
understand.

Malone:  Maybe she’s just a little insecure.  She needs to consolidate her 
power.

Tribune:  There is nothing insecure about Centuria.  She’s positively 
ruthless in pursuit of her wants.

Roxton:  Then we really must escape out of here.

Tribune:  Dawn will be the best time; when lizards are not at their best.

[Scene:  Morning the base of the treehouse - Veronica and Challenger see the 
mess the guards left behind.]

Veronica:  Oh my God Challenger.  Malone!  Marguerite!  Roxton!

Challenger:  Veronica over here.

[A lizard man is on the ground.]

Veronica:  What’s a lizard doing all the way out here?

Challenger:  Nothing good I’ll wager.

Veronica:  Tribune?

Challenger:  There are a lot of them.

Veronica:  And a wagon.

Challenger:  It doesn’t look good, we better go after them.

Veronica:  I’ll go on up and get more ammunition.

[Scene:  The camp – The lizard men are having a hard time waking up.  One 
helps another to get up.]

Guard:  Come on get on your feet.

Marguerite:  Captain Tark?

Captain Tark:  Go see what she wants.

Marguerite:  Oh Captain Tark?

Captain Tark:  Never mind  [Captain Tark goes over to the wagon.]  What is 
it?

Marguerite:  Umm look its personal.  [He moves closer]  This is sort of 
embarrassing but could you escort me to those bushes over there?

Captain Tark:  What?  Why?

Marguerite:  I really need to go.  I’m a little shy, all these men.

Captain Tark:  Can’t you just turn around?

Marguerite:  I wouldn’t expect someone as powerful as you to understand this 
but it will only take a minute – I promise.

Captain Tark:  This is ridiculous.

Marguerite:  I would be a fool to try and escape from someone like you.

Captain Tark:  All right but promise me you’ll hurry.

Marguerite:  I promise Captain.

Captain Tark:  The rest of you, you stay back.

[Tark opens the cage.  Marguerite put her hand out to be helped down.  Tark 
takes her hand.]

Marguerite:  Thank you.

[She kicks him to the ground.  The men jump from the wagon and fight the 
lizard men.]

Tribune:  Put your weapons down!

Captain Tark:  Shoot them!

Roxton:  Fire and your Captains dead!

Captain Tark:  Fire, that’s an order!

Tribune:  Hold your fire!

Captain Tark:  You can kill me but my men will kill all of you.

Tribune:  Not such a good idea.  When Centuria learns you killed the only 
man with the formula for gunpowder, death will be the easy way out.

Captain Tark:  What do you purpose?

Marguerite:  Hand me the sword Roxton.

Roxton:  If you insist.

[Marguerite puts a knife to Captain Tark’s throat.]

Marguerite:  Here’s the deal.  You pay attention.

Malone:  Because it’s a one time offer.

Marguerite:  We will accompany you to the city Captain Tark but not as 
prisoners as emissaries going to Centuria voluntarily.

Malone:  And I will freely share all my knowledge with the Empress.

Captain Tark:  Why should I trust you?

Roxton:  Because you don’t have a choice.

Marguerite:  And your way we’re all dead out here in the open; my way you’re 
still a hero.  We will walk into the city side by side.  And incase you have 
any doubts I will still have a knife in your back.

[Scene:  The trail]

Veronica:  They stopped here last night; six maybe seven lizards.

Challenger:  Our friends must be in the wagon; prison wagon no doubt.

Veronica:  We have to catch them before they reach the Capital.

Challenger:  How long do you reckon we’ve got?

Veronica:  Not long enough.

[Scene:  Centuria’s throne room in the Capital.]

Centuria:  Why is he still alive?

Captain Tark:  He managed to elude the hunting party.  I thought that…

Centuria:  Must I do everything myself?  Why are they not shackled?

Marguerite:  Because we are not prisoners.  We come willingly Centuria.

Centuria:  They speak even when not spoken to.

Captain Tark:  Well she…they promised that they would behave.

Marguerite:  And here we are good as our word.

Tribune: Once Captain Tark informed me of your little gunpowder situation I 
prevailed upon…

Centuria:  I’ve had enough of your help Tribune.

Marguerite:  Yes, he can be so tedious don’t you think?  Not that all men 
aren’t it’s that Tribune is so much more trying.  I brought him back as a 
gift to you.  Do what you want with him.

Centuria:  Take him out kill him.

Marguerite:  Well, yes you could that would be such a waste.  For all of his 
annoyance he is occasionally amusing; even helpful.  He did get the famous 
Professor Challenger to agree to help rebuild your stocks of gunpowder.

Centuria:  I thought you’d be older.

[Malone opens his mouth to speak.]

Marguerite:  That’s what makes his reputation all the more remarkable.

Malone:  Really?  You overestimate me.

Centuria:  And you think this entitles you to the gift of your freedom?

Marguerite:  Well an outright gift seems overly generous.  But the chance 
for freedom that’s interesting.  Why not make him a gladiator?

Tribune:  Marguerite?

Centuria:  Why not, that way you’ll provide us with some amusement.  Guards 
take Tribune to the arena.

[Tribune gives Marguerite a look]

Marguerite:  Sorry.

Tribune:  Hmmm goody.

[The guards take Tribune away.]

Centuria:  And show Professor Challenger to the laboratory.  Whatever 
supplies you need shall be brought to you.

Malone:  You know this could take some time.

Centuria:  Let’s hope it doesn’t take too long - for your sake. [The guards 
take Malone away.  Centuria stands in front of Marguerite.]  You will stay 
with me in my imperial chambers.  There is much we can learn from each 
other.  [She looks at Roxton] That leaves him.

Roxton:  Empress

Marguerite:  Lord Roxton is a great hunter.

Captain Tark:  He is a brave and heroic warrior.

Centuria:  He sounds like trouble.  Kill him.

Marguerite:  You can’t kill him!

Centuria:  In this city I can do anything I want.

Marguerite:  Of course, all I meant was it would be such a waste again.  
Imagine a gladiator with Lord Roxton’s skills.

Centuria:  He will live as long as he wins in the arena.

Captain Tark:  Take him away.

[The guards take Roxton away.]

[Fade Out]

[Scene:  The arena – The gladiator trainer opens the gate.  The seven men 
come out single file]

Gladiator trainer:  Up you lazy bums.  Get out!  Keep coming.  Come on get 
moving.  Choose your weapon.  Come on!  Out of there!  Move it…move it!

Roxton:  Where did all these people come from?

Tribune:  The lizards are misfits the humans prisoners captured in battle 
slaves fighting for there freedom.

Roxton:  Like him [he points to the gladiator trainer coming their way]

Gladiator trainer:  Shut up you two.  Take this.  [He hands Tribune a battle 
axe/Roxton a trident and net.]  Tomorrow, the Empress Centuria has decreed 
that the games will continue until only one survivor’s left and he will gain 
his freedom.

[Scene:  The laboratory – an assistant enters.  Malone tries to look like he 
knows what he’s doing.]

Malone:  Interesting

Assistant:  Professor?

Malone:  Fascinating

Assistant:  Professor Challenger?

Malone:  What is it?  Can’t you see I’m trying to concentrate?

Assistant:  Yes…yes…but the Empress Centuria has demanded to see a 
demonstration by the end of the day.

Malone:  Really?

Assistant:  Yes those were her orders.

Malone:  Sometimes these things take their own sweet time; you tell her 
that.

Assistant:  Well she won’t like it.

Malone:  You can’t just schedule science like a railroad.

Assistant:  Can I tell her that we’re ordering supplies?

Malone:  Tell her anything you wish.

Assistant:  Good...good…good what supplies will you need sir?

Malone:  Damn it man…Sulfur, Charcoal.

Assistant:  Yes…yes…yes.

Malone:  And you know…supplies.

Assistant:  Right – yes – good – supplies – yes…yes…yes.

[Scene:  The Capital – Challenger and Veronica look things over from a 
distance.]

Veronica:  We’ll have a better chance after dark.  ‘Till then we better stay 
out of sight.

[Scene:  Centuria’s throne room]

Centuria:  I predict this will be the start of a wonderful friendship.

Marguerite:  I’d like that.  You’ve done very well for yourself.  I know how 
hard it can be for a woman in power.

Centuria:  With you at my right hand, there are no limits to what I could 
achieve.

Marguerite:  That’s true.

Centuria:  The things we could share, once I have the Professor’s formula.

Marguerite:  Challenger says these things take time.  Science is so 
unpredictable.

Centuria:  You’re too soft.  It’s a human failing.  [Centuria whips a 
servant]  This coffee is cold get another pot.  Your smile is most charming 
Marguerite but you must learn to use the whip as well.

[Marguerite takes the whip and hits the flame off a nearby candle.]

Centuria:  You’ve handled one before?

[Scene:  The arena – the gladiators are training.  Marguerite and Centuria 
go out to the balcony to watch the sport.]

Centuria:  Your friend is handsome enough - for a human.

Marguerite:  Lord Roxton has many attractive qualities.

[Roxton is doing well for himself.  Things get rough]

Roxton:  I thought that this was practice.  [He walks over to Tribune]  He 
tried to kill me.  Why are they trying to kill each other?

Tribune:  Not kill simply trying to injure their opponent weaken them for 
tomorrows game.

Roxton:  Charming

Gladiator trainer:  What’s all this talking?

Tribune:  We were discussing strategy.

Gladiator:  Strategy?  There’s no strategy; when your opponents down you 
finish him off.

[He kicks the man Roxton bested.]

Roxton:  Right

Tribune:  Eh it’s a dog eat dog world.  [One of the gladiators throws a 
trident at Tribune’s back.  Roxton pushes him out of harms way.  Centuria is 
not happy.]  How very human of you Lord Roxton.

[Scene:  The laboratory – Malone makes a tiny explosion.]

Assistant:  This is promising sir?  Sir?

Malone:  Grind some more charcoal.

Assistant:  Right.  How long will it take to, well, fine tune the 
experiment?

Malone:  As long as it takes.

Assistant:  The Empress insists on seeing a demonstration tonight.

Malone:  Whatever.

Assistant:  Very good sir.

Malone:  Wait a minute……Potassium Nitrate.  That’s it the third ingredient.  
It reacts with the oxygen which feeds the explosion.  It’s a white powder.

Assistant:  Yes…yes…yes

[The assistant brings over the Potassium Nitrate.]

Malone:  Centuria wants a demonstration; we’ll give her a demonstration.

[Scene:  The arena – Centuria and Marguerite walk over to Roxton and 
Tribune.]

Centuria:  Lord Roxton you have shown us something quite surprising by 
saving the life of Tribune.

Roxton:  I did?  What of it?

Centuria:  Apparently without a thought of the risk to yourself.

Tribune:  Oh Lord Roxton is full of surprises.

Centuria:  As am I.  I’m curious to see if your tactics work in combat.

Roxton:  I can assure you from my own experience they do.

Centuria:  Experience with humans.  I fear in the heat of battle a lizard 
could easily forget his teammate.  So I have a plan.  You and your teammate 
Tribune will be chained together.  Your tactics will be put to a stern test. 
  Good luck.

[Scene:  Nighttime the Capital.  Veronica and Challenger find a way into the 
city crawling through a tunnel.  They look through a grate into the city.]

Veronica:  What do you think that is?

Challenger:  Judging by the smell it’s a beer wagon.  We can’t wait any 
longer.  We’ve got to get the others.

Veronica:  Let’s hope the beer wagon hasn’t proved to be too popular.

[They push the grate open and enter the city.  They sneak up on two guards 
getting a barrel off the beer wagon and knock them out.]

Veronica:  Challenger, I’d buy you a drink but we better get moving.

Challenger:  But which way?

[They take cover when the gladiator trainer throws a man in the street.]

Gladiator trainer:  Move along you worm, back to your dungeon.

Challenger:  Dungeon that sounds promising.

Gladiator trainer:  Tomorrow you’ll be fighting for your Empress’ glory.  
Get up you worthless dog.

[When the gladiator trainer and the slave are out of sight, Veronica and 
Challenger make their way into the dungeon area.]

[Scene:  Dungeon cell – Tribune and Roxton are tethered together.  They are 
eating.  Roxton spits out his gruel.]

Tribune:  Roxton!

Roxton:  How can you eat that slop?

Tribune:  Big day tomorrow; you’ll need all your strength…teammate.

Roxton:  Don’t you start.

[Challenger and Veronica appear outside the cell]

Challenger:  Roxton is that you?

Roxton:  Challenger?  What are you doing here?

Veronica:  Where’s Marguerite?

Marguerite:  Doing just fine as usual.

Tribune:  That woman’s resourcefulness is an inspiration to us all.

Veronica:  Oh it certainly gives us something to think about.

Challenger:  You all right?

Roxton:  Yeah I’m doing fine but you need to find Malone.

Veronica: Where is he?

Roxton:  He’s around here somewhere.  Centuria thinks he’s you Challenger; 
expects him to make gunpowder.

Challenger:  Gunpowder well that shouldn’t be too difficult.

Roxton:  Not for the real you.

[Scene:  The Laboratory.]

Marguerite:  The Empress is very interested in your progress Professor.

Malone:  Well it’s important to understand the success of the formula 
depends on the purity and strength of the ingredients.

Centuria:  Quit stalling.

Marguerite:  Why don’t we see what you can do then we’ll talk.

Malone:  Well I can’t be sure of the quality of the local ingredients.  
These things take time.

Centuria:  I don’t want excuses.  I want results.

Malone:  Very well then here goes nothing.  [Malone’s demonstration only 
produces a minimal reaction.]  Now we’re getting somewhere.

Centuria:  Make sure you’re there by tomorrow.  After the gladiators in my 
chambers; fail there and you’ll be disposed of.

[Fade Out]

[Scene:  The dungeon cell.  Tribune and Roxton are sleeping.]

Marguerite:  Roxton are you awake.  Roxton!

[Roxton rolls off the bench he’s stretched out on.]

Roxton:  You’re looking well.

Tribune:  Marvelous, I do love the uniform.

Roxton:  Do you mind?

[Tribune turns his back to them.]

Marguerite:  Are you all right?  Have they fed you?

Tribune:  Oh dinner was delicious.

Marguerite:  Tribune!  We would like a moment’s privacy.

[Tribune turns his back to them again.]

Roxton:  Why this sudden outpouring of concern?

Marguerite:  Centuria has asked me to be her strategic advisor.

Tribune:  She promised that position to me!

[Roxton gives him a look.]

Roxton:  Well that was quick, even for you.  Surely you’re not asking my 
permission?

Tribune:  Why shouldn’t Marguerite save her own skin?  You truly amaze me 
you know.  Do you have any human blood in you at all?

Marguerite:  It would put me in a position to help you and Malone.

Roxton:  Yes, well you best do it quickly we can’t wait too long.

[Scene:  Veronica and Challenger looking for Malone.]

Veronica:  How are we ever going to find Malone’s lab?

Challenger:  Shhh

[They hear someone coming and hide in a corner covered be a curtain.  The 
guard goes by not noticing them.]

Veronica: Which way do you think it is?

Challenger:  This way.

Veronica:  How do you know for sure?

Challenger:  Fainted smell of burnt sulfur.  It’s either Malone or the 
gateway to hell.

[Scene:  The laboratory – Malone is trying to get the gunpowder to explode 
correctly.  Veronica and Challenger walk in.]

Assistant:  Stop…no…no…no…you can’t come in here.

Malone:  Challenger

Assistant:  Challenger? [He goes to warn someone but Veronica hits him over 
the head with a bottle.]

Veronica:  Nighty night.

Malone:  Challenger am I ever glad to see you.

Veronica:  And what about me?

Malone:  And you of course.  But right now I need to find out about 
gunpowder.  Centuria wants a demonstration in her chambers later this 
afternoon.

Challenger:  Elementary my dear Malone.  It’s a simple compound made up of 
three ingredients:  Sulfur; Charcoal…

Malone:  And Potassium Nitrate I know that, but what about the proportions?

Challenger:  Oh what passes for education in America these days?  The 
proportions are…

Malone:  But it’s not that simple.  We can’t just give Centuria the formula.

Challenger:  Of course not.  Now don’t worry we’ll cook up a demonstration 
that will knock her little webbed socks off.

[Scene: The arena.  Roxton and Tribune are chained together at the wrist.]

Centuria:  For your valor I salute you.

Gladiators:  We who are about to die salute you!

Centuria:  Lord Roxton I’m most eager to see your strategy in action.  Let 
the combat commence.

[Centuria takes a seat next to Marguerite in the balcony.]

Roxton:  It’s going to be along day.

[Roxton and Tribune are holding there own with the fighting.]

Centuria:  Don’t you just love this and all for our own private pleasure.

[The fighting continues.]

Roxton:  Come on Tribune!

[The fighting gets pretty brutal.  Roxton and Tribune are the only two left 
standing.]

Centuria:  Well Lord Roxton, your teamwork is very successful.

Roxton:  Thank you.

Centuria:  However it has given us a problem.  I promised to spare the life 
of one gladiator but I have two victors.

Tribune:  Centuria this is not time to quibble over words.  One – Two.

Centuria:  You two must fight to the death.

Marguerite:  Centuria?

Centuria:  One life is all I’m in the mood to grant today.

Roxton:  We fought as a team.

Tribune:  We live or die as a team.

[Roxton and Tribune separate taking up the slack in their shackles.  They 
escape knocking over the guards getting in the path of their tether.

Centuria:  Hunt them down like dogs and kill them!  [The guards run after 
the Roxton and Tribune.]  Let’s go see Challenger’s gunpowder test.

[Scene:  the guards are searching the city for Roxton and Tribune who are 
hiding behind some barrels.  They trip each other up when Tribune wants to 
go one way and Roxton another.]

Tribune:  This way, we’ll sneak through the sewers get out of the city.

Roxton:  No I’m not going without Malone, Marguerite or the others.

Tribune:  You want to sneak back into the palace?  Well why didn’t we just 
let Centuria’s guards kill us in the arena?  [Tribune moves to the sewer but 
Roxton jerks him back.]  How do you even know Marguerite wants to leave?

Roxton:  I’ll take that chance.  [Roxton moves toward the palace but Tribune 
jerks him back.  Roxton points his sword at Tribune.]  You’re feeling lucky 
Tribune?

Tribune:  You know sometimes Lord Roxton you presume on our friendship.

[Scene:  Centuria’s chamber – Malone has the gunpowder demonstration set up. 
  Challenger and Veronica are watching from behind a curtain.]

Centuria:  Well?

Malone:  You will not be disappointed today Empress.

Centuria:  I sincerely hope not.

Marguerite:  Why don’t I leave you here and lead the guards in search for 
insubordinate gladiators.

Centuria:  Leave that to the guards that’s why we have them.

Marguerite:  You’re sure?

Centuria:  Enjoy the show.  See how confident the Professor is?

Malone:  Not only have I perfected the formula I’ve already begun 
production.  Watch.

[Malone puts a flame to the small bowl with the gunpowder in it.  It creates 
a small bit of smoke.]

Centuria:  That’s it?  This is the fearsome explosive?

Malone:  That was just a preliminary test to show you how sharp and clean 
the gunpowder burns now.

Centuria:  I don’t want these pops and farts - I want power!

Malone:  As you wish Empress.

[Malone lifts a crate revealing a bigger bowl of gunpowder with a fuse 
leading to it.  Marguerite sees the fuse is forked leading to a bigger crate 
of gunpowder under the table.]

[Scene:  Roxton and Tribune enter the palace.  Tribune looks around.]

Roxton:  Well, where are they?  I thought you knew how this palace was laid 
out?

Tribune:  The bitch redecorated.

[A guard charges them.  Roxton kicks him a pulls his sword to strike.  
Tribune takes the sword and plunges it into the guard.  Roxton gives him a 
look.]

Tribune:  Sorry

Roxton:  Come on.

[Scene:  Centuria’s chamber]

Malone:  Now Empress, Marguerite…get ready.

[Malone lights the fuse.  Veronica and Challenger behind the curtain plug 
there ears.  Malone and Marguerite dive for cover.  A massive explosion hits 
the room.  Roxton and Tribune hear the explosion and turn to follow the 
noise.]

Roxton:  This way.

Veronica:  Come on Malone.

Challenger:  We haven’t got much time before those guards…

Marguerite:  Veronica!  Challenger! What are you doing here?

Challenger:  Saving Malone.

Veronica:  Which is more than you tried to do.

Centuria:  Stop them Marguerite!

Marguerite:  Centuria?  [Marguerite cracks the whip at Centuria.]  Stay 
back!  We’re leaving.

Centuria:  [to the guards] Get up!

[A fight breaks out.  Marguerite takes on Centuria while the others take on 
the guards.  Veronica knocks out the last two guards by butting their heads 
together.]

Veronica:  See, two heads are better than one.

Centuria:  I knew I never should have trusted a weak willed human.

[Roxton and Tribune enter the chamber.]

Marguerite:  Roxton!  You wouldn’t know this Empress but a lady always 
leaves a dance with the man who brought her.

Roxton:  Everyone all right?

Malone:  Were fine.

Marguerite:  You okay Roxton?

Roxton:  Yes.

Veronica:  Can we leave the welcome wagon till later.  Let’s get out of 
here.

Tribune:  What about Centuria?  Humans.

[Tribune walks over to Centuria pulling Roxton along.]

Centuria:  Tribune after all we’ve meant to each other.

Tribune:  Ah you look as delicious as ever my love.  I shall savor every 
mouthful.

[The group groans as sounds of Tribune eating Centuria fill the room.]

Roxton:  Well that gives new meaning to the words good enough to eat.

[Epilogue]

[Scene:  Centuria’s chamber – Challenger sets a blast to un-tether Tribune 
and Roxton.]

Roxton:  Thank you Challenger.

Tribune:  Yes thank you, though I could have separated us.

Marguerite:  Oh really?

Tribune:  Of course I would have chewed your hand off.

Roxton:  Well thank you very much.

Tribune:  Well it would have grown again.

Roxton:  Afraid not.

Tribune:  Really?

Challenger:  Humans don’t have the ability to regenerate lost body parts.

Tribune:  You have so many evolutionary shortcomings.

Veronica:  Oh we’re not without our advantages.

Malone:  Admit it, without our help you’d still be Centuria’s prisoner.

Roxton:  Now you have your throne back.

Tribune:  If I must - I must.  [A guard drops something]  Be careful with 
those!

Guard:  Our humble apologies sire.

Tribune:  Besides who else would have it.  Marguerite?

Marguerite: Fraid not Tribune.

Tribune:  Wise choice Marguerite.  Lizards are two reptilian, even for you.

Marguerite:  I’ll take that as a compliment.

Tribune:  Yes, I think it will take someone like me to control them.

Challenger:  Which just leaves one question?

Veronica:  Who will control you?

Malone:  Marguerite?

Marguerite:  If I must – I must.

[Marguerite cracks her whip encircling Tribune wrist.]

[End of episode]