Transcript for “Amazons”
Episode 2x02
Originally Aired:  10/14/00
Writer:  David Barlow
Director:  Michael Offer
Transcribed by Carol Murdock for "TWIZ TV.COM" - www.twiztv.com
Feedback:  murdockcarol@twiztv.com


[Scene:  The jungle – Malone, Roxton and Challenger are walking on the trail 
back to the treehouse.  Malone walks through some cobwebs.]

Roxton:  Very nice.

Challenger:  It’s a cocoon. Look at this Lepidoptera Praegrandis Nigrum - if 
I’m not mistaken.

Roxton:  Challenger?  The treehouse is this way.

Challenger:  This Praegrandis would make an extraordinary specimen, the 
wingspan of over two feet now.

Roxton:  Were almost out of food and ammunition.  Why not leave the bug 
hunting until the next trip.

Malone:  The women were expecting us home yesterday.

Challenger:  Where is your scientific curiosity?  Those women can look after 
themselves.

Roxton:  You know Malone, I’ve a good mind to leave him.

Malone:  Do you think he’d notice.

[The men hear a scream in the jungle and run toward it.  Challenger comes 
across a woman fighting off a raptor with a knife.  Challenger shoots at the 
raptor but is only able to get off one shot before he runs out of 
ammunition.  He runs toward it and hits the raptor with the butt of the 
rifle.  The raptor attacks and knocks Challenger to the ground.  Malone and 
Roxton approach and start firing.  Three woman approach and Hippolita throws 
an axe killing the raptor.]

Roxton:  Why didn’t I think of that?

[The women go to their wounded friend while Malone and Roxton run to 
Challenger who is badly injured.]

Malone:  We’ve got to get him back to the treehouse.  These gashes look 
pretty deep.

Roxton:  We won’t make it that far if we can’t stop the bleeding.

**** Begin Intro****
At the dawn of the last century
A band of explorers searched for a prehistoric world
Driven by ambition
Secret desires
A thirst for adventure
And seeking the ultimate story
They are befriended by an untamed beauty
Stranded in a strange and savage land
Each day is a desperate search for a way out - of the Lost World
****End Intro****

[Scene:  The jungle]

Hippolita:  Does your comrade still live?

Roxton:  Yes but he’s badly hurt.

Malone:  What about your friend?

Hippolita:  Alive barely.  He needs attention right away.

Malone:  There’s nothing we can do for him here.  We have to get him home.

Hippolita:  Our village is near.  We have people skilled in healing.

Roxton:  Lead the way.

[Scene:  The treehouse – Veronica is trying to fix a leak on the hydraulic 
system.  It springs a new leak and sprays Veronica with water.  Marguerite 
approaches and hands Veronica a shirt.]

Marguerite:  Building a shower?

Veronica:  I’m trying to fix the hydraulic system on the elevator.

Marguerite:  Isn’t it Malone’s turn to do maintenance?

Veronica:  I’m tired of waiting.

Marguerite:  No no no no no… …don’t fall into that trap.

Veronica:  What trap?

Marguerite:  As soon as there’s a dirty job to be done the men magically 
disappear.

Veronica:  I really don’t mind.

[Veronica notices what she is drying herself off with.]

Veronica:  What is this?

Marguerite:  One of Malone’s shirts.

Veronica:  Aren’t you the least bit worried about them? They said they were 
going to be back yesterday.

Marguerite:  I bet they found something far more exciting than household 
maintenance.

[Scene:  The Amazon village compound – Roxton and Malone are carrying 
Challenger on a stretcher.]

Hippolita:  Wait here.

[Selena the leader of the Amazons approaches. Hippolita whispers something 
to her.]

Malone:  You’ve got to help him.  We were told that you had people who.

[Selena raises her hand to silence Malone.  She addresses her people.]

Selena:  These men stood by our warriors in a battle with the raptor.  Take 
this man to my quarters I will see to him myself.  Welcome them – honor 
them.

Roxton:  Seems to have gone awfully well don’t you think?

[Scene:  The treehouse]

Veronica:  I’m going to look for them.  You can do whatever you want.

Marguerite:  Look Challengers probably got them chasing after some rare 
revolting insect with a hundred and fourteen legs.

Veronica:  Or they’re lost.

Marguerite:  They’ll find their way, they usually do.

Veronica:  Okay, you can stay here, by yourself.

Marguerite:  No I better come with you.  We should stick together.

[Scene:  Selena’s bedchamber - Challenger is being tended to.]

Selena:  No bones were broken he was lucky.

Challenger:  Where am I?

Roxton:  It’s all right George you’re in good hands.

Selena:  Don’t worry - he will recover.

[Scene:  Outside the Amazon village - Malone is sitting up resting his eyes. 
  Two women approach.]

Phoebe:  Fruit? Eat.

Thea:  Drink.

Malone:  It was a long haul with that stretcher.

Thea:  Would you like to bathe.

Phoebe:  Have your muscles rubbed with oil.

Malone:  Maybe later.

Phoebe:  Anything you like.

Thea:  Just ask.

Malone:  Where are the men of the village?

Phoebe:  There are no men.

Malone:  None?

Thea:  No, there never have been.

Malone:  There was a famous tribe of woman they were called the Amazons.

Phoebe:  We have been called that name, by people we have met in battle.

Malone:  Have you ever heard the term Aiorporta?

Phoebe:  That sounds like fun.

Thea:  Is it?

Malone:  It’s Greek.

Phoebe:  Oh

Malone:  It was what the Scythians called the Amazons.

Phoebe:  We’ll be back.

[Scene:  Selena’s bedchamber]

Selena:  Man killers?

Malone:  The Scythian legend said the Amazons kept men for one purpose only 
– procreation.

Roxton:  You say it like it’s a bad thing Malone.

Malone:  Then they slaughtered them - along with all the male babies.

Selena:  Our society isn’t based on a hatred of men.  It’s based on a desire 
to exalt women.  Let them be all they can be without having to depend upon 
men.

Challenger:  You certainly don’t need men of medicine.  I can attest to 
that.

Malone:  There are young girls in the village.  Who fathered them?

Selena:  We regularly join together with men from villages for celebration 
babies often result.

Malone:  And what happens to the male babies?

Selena:  Men raise the male children we raise the female we don’t kill 
babies Mr. Malone.  We believe in celebrating life not destroying it.

Challenger:  Much like our custom of educating boys and girls at separate 
schools.

Roxton:  And we all know what a big success that has been.

Selena:  We’re not saying that everyone must live this way.  Our way is best 
for us.

Challenger:  Quite so – What is fascinating is the world’s infinite variety 
of customs.

Selena:  If you are typical of the men of your tribe.  I’m sure your women 
must be very satisfied.

Roxton:  Yes well speaking only for myself of course.

Challenger:  One does try to be fair.  But no society is perfect of course.

Selena:  I think your friend needs more time to recover.  If you have no 
further questions?

Malone:  No please.

[Scene:  The trail – Veronica and Marguerite are tracking the men.]

Marguerite:  Yuck

Veronica: Shhhhh

Marguerite:  Don’t shush me.  This stuff is disgusting.

Veronica:  We’re in cannibal country.

[They spot Pterodactyls circling overhead.]

Veronica:  Pterodactyls, something must be dead over there.

Marguerite:  Or somebody.

Veronica:  Come on.

[Cannibals are watching the women from a distance.]

[Scene:  The Amazon village.]

Malone:  Something still feels out of whack.

Roxton:  Yes well why wouldn’t it?  It’s been a very long time since either 
of us have seen this many women in one place.

Phoebe:  A bath. now?

Malone:  Thank you no.

Thea:  Well just call us when you’re ready.

Phoebe:  Anytime.

Roxton:  Forget your schoolboy stories Malone the Amazons were a myth.  
These women are very real.

Malone:  I still think the sooner we get out of here the better.

Roxton:  I think a man would be a fool not to relax and enjoy the scenery.

[Scene:  The trail]

Marguerite:  It’s probably just some dead animal

Veronica:  Sure - an animal. [Marguerite finds two rifle casings on the 
ground and shows them to Veronica.] I hope you’re right.

[Veronica gets closer to where the Pterodactyls are hovering in the sky.]

Marguerite:  Veronica

[Marguerite shoots at the Pterodactyls chasing them off.  They find the dead 
raptor on the ground the one that attacked Challenger earlier.]

Veronica:  It’s only a raptor.

Marguerite:  Thank God.  Let’s get out of here before those vultures come 
back.

[Veronica spots the Amazon knife on the ground that killed the raptor. She 
picks it up.]

Marguerite:  Where are you going - more souvenirs?

Veronica:  We have to find the men right now.

Marguerite:  Yeah sure that’s why we’re here.  Just give me an hour or two 
to catch my breath.

Veronica:  Run Marguerite Run Now!

[Cannibals chase after the women.]

Veronica:  Come on this way.

[Fade Out]

[Scene:  The Amazon village.  Roxton approaches Hippolita who is sharpening 
her blade.]

Roxton:  Who’s coming to dinner?

Hippolita:  We’re having a special celebration to honor you and your 
friends.

Roxton:  How’s the woman who was injured?

Hippolita:  Recovering very well.

Roxton:  That’s good.  Are you carving a roast?

Hippolita:  These are for the games.  We have games every celebration for 
sport.  Women only we wouldn’t want the men to get hurt.  Are you a 
swordsman?

Roxton:  Some might say.

Hippolita:  I wouldn’t mind warming up.

[Hippolita throws Roxton a sword.]

Roxton:  Whatever you like.

[Roxton and Hippolita begin to fight.  A crowd gathers to watch the fun.]

Roxton:  You’re good.

Hippolita:  You’re not so bad yourself.

Roxton:  Warming up?

Hippolita:  Warming up nicely thank you.

[The fight gets more intense.  It turns into more like foreplay for 
Hippolita.  Hippolita pops a few of Roxton’s buttons off his shirt.]

Hippolita:  There are women in the village who do sewing.

Roxton:  Yes well why do I get the feeling you’re not one of them.

[The fight gets serious.]

Hippolita:  Had enough?

Roxton:  I wouldn’t want to finish before you.

[Hippolita gets the upper hand.  She cuts through Roxton’s belt.]

Hippolita:  I think we’ve both had enough – for now.

[Roxton drops his sword and the crowd claps and cheers.]

[Scene:  The trail – Marguerite and Veronica are running from the 
cannibals.]

Marguerite:  Maybe they’re not hungry.  Maybe they just want to talk.

Veronica:  Do you want to stop and ask?

Marguerite:  No just trying to be optimistic

Veronica:  That’s a change.

[Scene:  Selena’s bedchamber.  Challenger is resting.  Malone wakes him up.]

Malone:  How are you feeling?

Challenger:  Much better.  That woman is a miracle worker.

Malone:  So you’ll be able to travel sooner than we thought.

Challenger:  You’re not still on about those Amazons are you?

Malone:  The similarities.

Challenger:  They were a mythical race from the other side of the world.

Malone:  How do you think the Amazon River got its name?  Spanish explorers 
captured a tribe of women who fought as fiercely as the men.  That was this 
side of the world.

Challenger:  But over three centuries ago.

Selena:  You are free to go whenever you wish Mr. Malone.  You’re our guests 
not our prisoners.

Challenger:  You must pardon my friend.  He’s a journalist they’re 
suspicious by nature.

Selena:  How very unfortunate for them.

[Selena motions for Malone to follow her out of the bedchamber.]

Selena:  Your friend needs more time to recover.  And Lord Roxton seems to 
be enjoying our hospitality.  I wish I could convince you to do the same.

Malone:  We’re grateful for everything you’ve done for Challenger but our 
friends will be worried.

Selena:  The decision to leave is yours.  But I won’t be able to spare any 
warriors to escort you.

Malone:  That’s all right I won’t need an escort.

Selena:  You’re a brave man.  You’re not afraid to travel alone through 
cannibal territory.

Malone:  Cannibals?

Selena:  That’s the way you came.

Malone:  Well perhaps I will wait and see how Challenger’s feeling tomorrow.

Selena:  I’m sure he’ll be feeling much better – after the celebration.

[Scene:  The trail – The cannibals get the drop on and surround Veronica and 
Marguerite.]

Marguerite:  Now what?

Veronica:  Start talking if you think it will do any good.

Marguerite:  I knew we should have waited at the treehouse.

[Marguerite starts talking to the cannibals in a native language.]

Veronica:  I think you’ll have to do better than that.

Marguerite:  I don’t know anymore.

[Veronica pulls out the Amazon blade she had picked up earlier.  The 
cannibals back off and run away.]

Marguerite:  Where can I get a knife like that?

Veronica:  I’ll explain on the way.

[Scene:  The Amazon village – The two young women who have been eyeing 
Malone come up behind him and put a necklace around his neck.]

Phoebe:  Don’t be frightened.

Thea:  It’s only a necklace.

Malone:  Thank you it’s very nice.

Phoebe:  We were worried you were going to leave.

Thea:  We’re glad you’re staying for the celebration.

Malone:  Yeah I wouldn’t miss it.  Excuse me ladies I’ve gotta go now.

Thea:  Can we come too?

Malone:  No I think it would be better if I went by myself.

Thea:  Well don’t go too far.

Phoebe:  We’ll give you a head start.

[The women follow Malone.  He tries to ditch them.  Malone is hiding by a 
doorway as he watches the women go in the opposite direction.  He hears men 
yelling for help from the other side of the door.  He follows the voices to 
a jail cell with men locked up.]

Man1:  Help us!

Man2:  Save us!

Malone:  Who are you?

Man1:  Prisoners like you.

Malone:  I’m not a prisoner.

Man2:  Let us loose we can help you.

Man1:  They’re she devils you’ll see.

Man2:  They’ll feed you to the cannibals.

Malone:  What the hell’s going on here?

[Hippolita enters and holds a sword to Malone’s throat.]

Hippolita:  You……come with us.

[Fade Out]

[Scene:  The trail.]

Veronica:  After the Amazons mate with the men the cannibals show up.

Marguerite:  You mean afterwards they give them to the cannibals to eat?

Veronica:  They don’t give them – they trade them for supplies.

Marguerite:  Talk about love ’em and leave ’em.

Veronica:  That’s why the cannibals stopped fighting when they saw the 
knife.  They thought we were an Amazon.

Marguerite:  I see, it’s kind of like eating your butcher.  How do you know 
all this?

Veronica:  When my parents disappeared the women used to help me out every 
now and then.  When I got older they invited me to join them.

Marguerite:  I can imagine the initiation.

Veronica:  I didn’t want to join a tribe.  I wanted to find my parents.

Marguerite:  And you think Roxton, Challenger and Malone are with these 
women?

Veronica:  Well everything points to it; the shell casings, the cannibals 
gathering.

Marguerite:  Celebration tonight and in the morning they get handed over?

Veronica:  Just in time for breakfast.  Let’s go.

[Scene:  Selena’s chamber – Hippolita has a knife to Malone’s throat.  
Selena is being dressed.]

Selena:  You are determined to believe we are the scourge of mankind.

Challenger:  Is this absolutely necessary?

Hippolita:  He broke into the prison he was going to release the men.

Malone:  I heard voices I didn’t release anybody. But you know there didn’t 
seem to be a lot of celebration of life going on down there.

Hippolita:  They were prisoners of war captured in battle.

Selena:  Battles we did not start.

Challenger:  This is their world Malone and scientifically speaking it’s not 
right for us to apply our standards to them.

Selena:  If you do not have prisons in your homeland or wars with your 
neighbors.  We would be very interested in finding out how you made it so.

Roxton:  Anyone want to describe the resounding success of the League of 
Nations?

Malone:  What happens to the prisoners?

Selena:  We use them to work the fields and for building.  And we exchange 
them for women who have been captured.

Hippolita:  You can imagine what our enemies do to captive women.

Selena:  And at times of celebration we release a number of men, as you will 
see.

Hippolita:  We may be warriors but we’re not without mercy.  But now we must 
get ready for the celebration.

Roxton:  You know, Malone, old boy, I refuse to let your misplaced puritan 
morality ruin what promises to be a delightful evening.

Malone:  You think I’m suspicious of these women because I’m a prude?  Do 
you know there are spiders who eat their mates right after.  The praying 
mantis - she bites his head off during the act and he keeps right on 
going……blissfully unaware.

Roxton:  What a way to go.

Challenger:  Still we best be on our guard.

[The two women who have been eyeing Malone enter]

Phoebe:  Why are you still here?

Thea:  You should be getting ready, come on.

[Scene:  Marguerite and Veronica enter the Amazon village, Hippolita 
approaches]

Veronica:  Hippolita it’s been a long time.  This is my friend Marguerite.

Hippolita:  What sort of a warrior are you?

Marguerite:  Well armed and extremely dangerous.

Veronica:  We found this in the jungle.

Hippolita:  Near a dead raptor?

Veronica:  Yes

Hippolita:  Which means you came through cannibal country.

Marguerite:  Oh yes.

Hippolita:  Just to return a knife?

Veronica:  We’d like to join you.

Marguerite:  The jungles no place for two women alone.

Hippolita:  When you were a little girl you ran away from us.

Veronica:  I’m a big girl now.

Marguerite:  She’s found out a few things about men.

Hippolita:  Follow me.

Marguerite:  I hope you know what you’re doing?

Veronica:  Don’t worry.

[Scene:  Veronica and Marguerite are brought to Selena.]

Selena:  Veronica I’ve long wished for this moment.  How fortunate that you 
should arrive today.

Marguerite:  Just in time for the big celebration.

Selena:  Yes, and once you’re both inducted into our tribe you’ll be able to 
claim a man.

Marguerite:  I hope you’ve got a good selection?

Selena:  This year we have a little of everything.  The competition will be 
fierce; I hope you’re well prepared?

[Scene:  Two Amazon women are competing in a sword fight.  Roxton, Malone 
and Challenger are seated with Selena watching the spectacle.  Selena makes 
a toast.]

Selena:  To Strength, Courage and Loyalty - The Virtues of the Warrior 
Sisterhood.

[The fight continues, Roxton and Malone become a little anxious.  Roxton 
takes the wine he was served and pours it out of his goblet.]

Malone:  I thought you didn’t believe me?

Roxton:  It’s going to be a long day.

[The fight is over and the woman victor takes one of the slave men as her 
prize.  Veronica and Marguerite are brought in to compete.]

Marguerite:  If I survive this, I get to make the plans from now on.

Roxton:  How the hell did they get in here?

Malone:  What are they doing?

[Marguerite and Veronica are given weapons.  Hippolita faces Marguerite Thea 
faces Veronica]

Marguerite:  You’ve been practicing I can tell.  Any time you wanna give up 
just say the word.

Malone:  Shouldn’t we ah?

Roxton:  What?

Malone:  I have no idea.

[Hippolita wins against Marguerite and Veronica wins against Thea.]

Selena:  Approach.  Congratulations Marguerite you have shown courage.  We 
now induct you into are tribe.

Marguerite:  Well I’m glad I didn’t go through all that for nothing.

Selena:  And Veronica if you should win again next year you will be allowed 
to pick a man.  Hippolita?

Hippolita:  Him [point to Roxton]

Selena:  Phoebe Thea you may take Mr. Malone.  And you [strokes Challenger’s 
chin] shall be my guest for the night.

Hippolita:  You initiates get to clean the kitchen.

[Hippolita goes to Roxton and pats his chin with the tip of her sword.  He 
follows smiling.]

[Scene:  Phoebe’s and Thea’s chamber.]

Malone:  Can we discuss what’s expected here.

Phoebe:  Why talk.

Thea:  When we can show you.

[They push Malone onto the bed and start kissing him.]

[Scene:  Hippolita bedchamber – Hippolita and Roxton are getting hot and 
heavy.]

Roxton:  Very nice.

Hippolita:  You like that?

Roxton:  Ah huh.

Hippolita:  What else do you like?

[Roxton rolls on top of Hippolita.]

Roxton:  The truth?

[Scene:  Selena’s bedchamber.]

Challenger:  With all due respect Selena do you really think it…

Selena:  How else can you fully understand our customs?

Challenger:  I suppose when you put it that way.  But I have obligations – 
duties.

Selena:  So do we all.  Only this way can we each serve our purpose.  You 
your God of science – I the future and security of my people.

[Scene:  Marguerite and Veronica are doing the dishes.]

Marguerite:  egh

Veronica:  Think the men are having this much fun?

Marguerite:  Grab that bucket and come with me.

Veronica:  What are we doing?

Marguerite:  I get to make the plans now remember.

[Marguerite and Veronica are stopped by two Amazons]

Woman:  Where do you think you’re going?

Marguerite:  To wash these.  Can you hold them?

[The woman takes the plate and Marguerite sucker punches her.  Veronica 
takes out the second Amazon.  Marguerite shakes her wrist hurting from the 
punch.]

Marguerite:  The only part of me that wasn’t already bruised. [Marguerite 
and Veronica cover up the unconscious women.] Let’s go!

[Scene:  Hippolita’s bedchamber – Roxton is tying Hippolita’s wrists to the 
bedpost.  Roxton kisses her neck.]

Roxton:  Comfy?

Hippolita:  Of course now that I’m bound [Roxton is kissing her stomach] you 
could run.

Roxton:  Now why would I want to do that?

[Marguerite pulls away the curtain and watches the two, slowly entering the 
bedchamber.]

Hippolita:  Fortunately I have other ways of keeping you here.  [Hippolita 
puts Roxton’s neck in a vice grip with her legs.]  Now let’s see you try to 
get away.

Roxton:  I wouldn’t dream of it.

[Marguerite takes a pillow and puts it over Hippolita’s face.  Hippolita 
releases Roxton.]

Roxton:  What kept you?

Marguerite:  I wasn’t sure you wanted me to interrupt.

Roxton:  She just about broke my neck.

Marguerite:  Ahhhh I had no idea you went in for the sort of thing John.

Roxton:  A complete ruse; play acting to gain the advantage.

Marguerite:  They say the best acting comes from life. [Hippolita stops 
struggling becoming unconscious.]  Well that should just about do it.  Oh 
dear better gag her anyhow.

[Scene:  Phoebe and Thea’s bedchamber – The three are laughing under the 
covers.  Veronica enters the bedchamber.]

Malone:  Oh that feels good.  Where did you learn to do that?  Wow.

[Veronica taps Malone on the shoulder with her sword to get his attention.  
He pulls the covers down.]

Malone:  Veronica oh boy am I ever glad to see you.

[Veronica gives Malone a big grin.]

Veronica:  Sure - can’t handle just one?  Open your mouth [Veronica stuffs a 
gag in Phoebe’s mouth.]  You know we kind of had a tough time getting here.  
The least you could have done was try to escape.

Malone:  You don’t think I was enjoying this do ya?

Veronica:  Turn over.

Malone:  Do you think its easy fighting off two live energetic young 
aggressive…aggressive warriors?  You should try it sometime.

Veronica:  I did!  You got to watch.  Tie her up we need to free Challenger.

[Scene:  Veronica and Malone sneak through the Amazon village.]

Malone:  I tried to tell the others we were in danger.

Veronica:  Shhh

Malone:  Really I did.  I’m not kidding.

Veronica:  Shhh.  Somebody’s coming.

[Veronica lifts her sword.  Roxton and Marguerite turn the corner.]

Roxton:  It’s no good, Selena’s place is surrounded by guards.

Marguerite:  It would take an army to get him out.

Malone:  Or a major diversion.

Roxton:  All right.

Malone:  This way.

[Scene:  Hippolita gets loose from her bonds.  Marguerite, Veronica, Malone 
and Roxton free the men prisoners.  They put two of the Amazon Guards in the 
cell.  Veronica runs through the village sounding the alarm.]

Veronica:  Sound the alarm the prisoners have escaped!

[The village is in an uproar.  Veronica catches up with the others.]

Veronica:  Let’s go.

[They break into Selena’s bedchamber.  Selena has a knife against 
Challenger’s throat waiting for them.]

Selena:  Any closer he dies

[Fade Out]

[Scene:  Morning – The group is lead to the middle of the Amazon village.]

Malone:  Hope the celebration was worth it.  We should have left when we had 
the chance.

Roxton:  And when did we have the chance?  Challenger was injured.

Marguerite:  So that’s how you got yourself into this predicament.  Thanks 
for dragging us into it.

Roxton:  Seems to me you invited yourself.

Malone:  Any suggestions on how to get out of this predicament.

[Selena approaches]

Selena:  It pains me that you sided with the men.

Veronica:  These men are my friends Selena.  Please let us go.

Selena:  You would have made a great warrior.

Veronica:  Great warriors don’t kill innocent people.

[The group is tied up to be burned at the stake.]

Selena:  Challenger I felt that there was something between us – a meeting 
of minds.

Challenger:  Meeting perhaps but not a conversion.  This is wrong!

Selena:  We must defend ourselves.  Your friends have released the men who 
would destroy our way of life.

Malone:  They went away.  The men are gone.

Selena:  Do you know how close their village is?  Don’t you understand?  
These men will stop at nothing to master you.

Marguerite:  They were prisoners.  All they wanted was to be free.

Challenger:  And there is no reason why men and women can’t strive to live 
in harmony.

Selena:  Noble sentiment.  But these men will never agree to that.  They 
will attack us as they have always done.  Burn them!

[The women start chanting BURN THEM!  As they light the fires out of nowhere 
an Amazon warrior is hit with an arrow.  The Amazons get their weapons. The 
released men climb over the walls of the Amazon village.  The battle begins. 
  Hippolita is shouting orders to the other warriors]

Selena:  Is this what you call harmony?  I told you they’d be back.

[The men shoot flaming arrows into the village.  Some of the arrows start a 
fire by the explorers.]

Marguerite:  Roxton do something!

Roxton:  Thank you Marguerite the thought had occurred to me.

[The men outside the village ram the gate with a wagon.  A flaming arrow 
hits the stake Roxton is bound to.  It burn through the ropes holding him.  
The flames are getting higher surrounding the explorers]

Marguerite:  Hippolita, cut us loose

Malone:  This is getting out of control.

[Roxton gets loose.  Arrows are whizzing by.  Roxton unties the others.]

Malone:  I feel like I’m back in the trenches.

Roxton:  Nothing survives in no mans land.  Isn’t that what they used to 
say?

[The gate is broken through.  The battle wages on.]

Marguerite:  Do either of you know the quickest way to the jungle.

Roxton:  We can’t just leave.

Marguerite:  Why not?  This isn’t our fight.

Veronica:  We released the prisoners.

Marguerite:  And like idiots they came right back.

Malone:  We started this slaughter Marguerite we have to stop it.

Marguerite:  You know these people are determined to wipe each other out.  I 
say we leave them to it.

Challenger:  No Marguerite, Malone is right we have an obligation here.

Marguerite:  What?  Get ourselves killed?

[More fighting]

Hippolita:  Fall back!

Veronica:  We have to help them fight!

[The group retreats into the inner part of the village; sealing out the 
prisoners.]

Selena:  You didn’t run.

Veronica:  We’re here to help you fight if you’ll let us.

Hippolita:  All of you?

Malone:  This battle is insane.

Roxton:  We should be worried about the cannibals.

Veronica:  You’ll know they’ll be here soon.

Marguerite:  They are not going to be pleased when you can’t deliver the 
prisoners.

Hippolita:  We’ll tell that to them.  We didn’t start this war.

Challenger:  We’ll it’s about bloody time somebody stopped it.

[Challenger runs off]

Marguerite:  Where the hell is he going? [The prisoners drop from above]  Oh 
I think we backed the wrong horse.

Roxton:  Too late to change sides.

[The battle continues.  Thea is killed.  Challenger arrives back with the 
rifles and pistols.  Challenger fires a shot to get everyone’s attention.]

Challenger:  That’s enough!

Roxton:  Fade Away! Now!

[The fighting stops and the prisoners retreat.]

[Scene:  The village - Phoebe cries over her fallen sister.]

Phoebe:  She died in battle.  She will be honored.

Malone:  For now – and later she’ll be missed.

[Roxton helps tend to Hippolita’s wounds.]

Veronica:  You all right?

Marguerite:  Yeah

Challenger:  Isn’t it time you and the men tried to find some way of living 
in peace.

Selena:  I don’t even know where we’d start.

Challenger:  You could start by joining forces against your common enemy.  
Because if you don’t those cannibals are going to destroy you both.

Selena:  And if we should drive them away what then?  We’re still women 
they’re still men – can we ever really get along.

Challenger:  We must try.

Roxton:  Do we?

Marguerite:  What?

Roxton:  Have to try.

Marguerite:  Of course – we need each other.  Like a cat needs a ball of 
string.

[Epilogue]

[Scene:  Nighttime the treehouse]

Roxton:  I don’t think I’ll get out of this chair for the rest of the month.

Marguerite:  Wishful thinking can be very tiring.

Roxton:  What about you Challenger – ready to sleep for a week?

Challenger:  What…no I wasn’t thinking about Selena.

Malone:  Ahhh Selena.  What exactly did happen between the two of you?

Challenger:  I found her very stimulating - intellectually stimulating.

Roxton:  Did you serve your purpose?

Challenger:  My purpose?  I’m not sure what you’re implying.

Veronica:  What about you?

Malone:  Oh nothing.  Nothing happened, nothing at all.

Veronica:  I mean are you ready to serve your purpose?

Malone:  Yeah…sure…I guess.

Veronica:  Good – It’s your turn to fix the elevator.

[End of episode]