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Previously on Laguna Beach…

Kristin: (V.O.) We finally graduated. And while everyone was thinking about the future…

Alex H: What if we gain the freshman fifteen?

Kristin: You will I won’t.

Kristin: (V.O.) Lauren and Jason were secretly hooking up.

Kristin: What? That’s the most random thing I’ve ever heard in my life.

Kristin: (V.O.) I guess they were really into each other.

Jason: I love Lauren.

LC: Aw.

Kristin: (V.O.) But with Jason you never know. Then something really bad happened.

Dieter: All of these houses just like look at that yellow one. It’s split in half.

Kristin: (V.O.) A landslide destroyed like twenty homes in Stephen and Dieter’s neighborhood.

Trey: Is anybody raising money for them?

Kristin: (V.O.) With everyone home for the summer Trey and Lauren organized a benefit to help the victims.

Stephen & Dieter: Fight the slide 2005.

Kristin: (V.O.) Everyone was pitching in.  We were just hoping we could all get through one night without drama.

CUT TO: Jessica’s House

Jessica and Dieter are talking about the benefit.

Jessica: So wait, I know it’s a fundraiser blah, blah, blah but like what…?

Dieter: It’s called like Fight the slide and we have bands and like I’m MC’ing it and we’re gonna have one out loud auction and then one fashion show. Lauren’s doing like the fashion show aspect of it so she’s like…she’s looking for models and I told her I’d talk to you and then hopefully you can talk to Kristin and Alex.

Jessica: So all the girls are gonna model pretty much?

Dieter: So it’s like if we can get everyone we can do like a huge group effort and then it would turn out super good. I definitely want you to be involved in it.

Jessica: Oh no, I will for sure.

Dieter: We have like a dress rehearsal so call them and then let me know or let Lauren know.

Jessica: Yeah I’ll talk to them about it.

Dieter: I know you and Lauren are really close.

Jessica: I’ve never been close with Lauren though.

Dieter: Do you still talk to J-Wahl?

Jessica: To Jason?

Dieter: Uh-huh.

Jessica: Like I did…he called me yesterday and that’s…so yeah I’ve called him but…

Dieter: Are you f**king kidding me?

Jessica: What? Why would that matter?

Dieter: You don’t wanna go there. (He laughs)

CUT TO: Opening Credits.

CUT TO: Trey’s House

Everyone is there talking about the benefit.

Trey: We’re almost sold out.

Stephen: Of tickets?

Trey: Yeah.

Taylor: Already?

Trey: Yeah.

LC: That’s nice.

Trey: Yeah. It’s raising a lot of money so…

Dieter: Everyone, we need...this is where we need everyone’s help. We have to have everything together by Monday night.

Polster: I need to talk to you about what like fliers we still wanna make.

LC: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah I got that covered.

Stephen: Are you guys all modeling? What size like tanks and tees do you guys wear?

Morgan S: Small.

Taylor: I like mine like big.

LC: We’ll start and do sizes. Pants.

Dieter: Like 32.

LC: 32, height.

Dieter: 6’2’’

Trey: So everybody knows what they’re picking up all the gifts and everything like that right?

Alex M: Yes.

Taylor: Yeah.

Trey: The rock solid festival sounds good. We got the food down Dieter?

Dieter: Got it.

Trey: All right.

Dieter: Hold it thank you.

Trey: We got the music, all the bands are pretty much scheduled. (To Alex M) You’re set to go? (Alex M nods) Talan?

Talan: Yeah.

Dieter: Hell yeah.

Trey: At our rehearsal we’re actually gonna do this like we gotta really pull it together.

Stephen: Pull this together.

Trey: And it’s gonna be damn good.

Stephen: Hands in the middle.

Dieter: Fight the slide.

CUT TO: Muse

LC goes in.

LC: We’re talking to stores about donations. We’re doing a fashion show and a raffle and earn money for all the victims.

CUT TO: Laguna Surf and Sport

Stephen goes in.

Stephen: We want to do like maybe some big item, loud auction.

CUT TO: Sawdust

Morgan S: We’re doing a benefit over at seven degrees for all the mud slide victims.

Man: I can absolutely commit to a piece for sure.

CUT TO: Laguna Surf and Sport

Man: We can put together one of Raw Macato’s surfboards.

Stephen: Sounds sick.

CUT TO: Muse

Woman: We can definitely do like a gift.

LC: That would be awesome.

CUT TO: Morgan S

Woman: Definitely.

Morgan S: Okay.

Woman: That sounds great.

Morgan S: Yeah.

Woman: Yeah I would love to

CUT TO: Alex M

Woman: No I’d love to.

Alex M: Oh.

CUT TO: Taylor

Taylor: Thank you so much for your help.

Man: Of course. All right.

CUT TO: Laguna Surf and Sport

Stephen: (High fives the guy) Thanks man.

Man: You’re welcome. (He leaves)

CUT TO: Kristin’s House

They’re all sitting outside in chairs as Jessica tells them about the benefit.

Jessica: You’ve heard about the benefit for like the landslide thing.

Kristin: Mm-hmm.

Jessica: Well Dieter just came to my house and asked me if I would model and…

Kristin: Like last year?

Jessica: Yeah. So would you guys…?

Alex H: Model?

Jessica: Model with me?

Alex H: I’ll model. It’s for a good cause.

Jessica: Today’s the rehearsal for it and then um, tomorrow’s like the benefit obviously.

Kristin: Okay.

Alex H: Yeah.

Kristin: Who’s in charge if this whole benefit thing? Trey? (Jessica shakes her head)

Jessica: Your like fav. person ever.

Kristin: Which one? (They laugh) I have a couple.

Jessica: Lauren.

Kristin: So Jason’s gonna be there? (Kristin laughs) I think you guys still like each other.

Jessica: I don’t still like him.

Alex H: Then why are you smiling? Why are you smiling?

Jessica: It’s such a predicament, God!

Kristin: Sorry.

Jessica: My life is so stressful.

Kristin: Don’t say that it’s such a predicament.

Jessica: Do you not know big words?

Kristin: Are you kidding? Are you kidding? (Jessica laughs) All right. Let’s do this.

Alex H: Okay. (They all get up)

CUT TO: 7 Degrees

Everyone is arriving there for the dress rehearsal.

Heidi: Show me your walk.

Kristin: I’m like “What?” (Kristin laughs. It cuts to LC and Jason. Jason kisses LC)

Heidi: Let’s first get in our bikinis.

LC: Okay who doesn’t have outfits yet?

Jessica: I have to actually be in the outfit?

LC: Yeah we’re all putting outfits on.

Jessica: Right now? Wait all four of them? Wait no way.

LC: This is a dress rehearsal.

Jessica: Are you serious?

LC: What do you think a dress rehearsal is?

Jessica: I don’t know, pretend.

Kristin: Oh goodness.

LC: Your most casual outfit.

Jessica: I don’t know which one is my most casual outfit.

Talan: Hey…Ooh! (Picks up a shirt) What? Oh no it’s mine.

Kristin: All eight so this and then should I get like a black tank top?

Talan: Trey I’m supposed to ask you. I was wondering if I could do like two songs, that’s what I was gonna ask you, if I could fit in two songs.

Trey: Dude we’re on a tight schedule already, that’s the thing.

Talan: That’s fine.

Trey: You’re actually set up for 15 minutes. Let me get the schedule.

Talan: If it works out…okay.

LC: Do we have everyone out here? Guys, is everyone in order? Ready?

Kristin: Shut up!

Trey: Three, two one. (Kristin walks first.) Go. (Then Polster. Then Jason. Then Jessica. Jason flirts with Jessica as he walks past her. Jessica laughs. Then Casey.)

Jessica: Guess who’s trying to be nice to now?

Kristin: I don’t really understand you guys.

Jessica: ‘Cause if I, if I had him then I’d be over it. (Jason goes out) Or maybe ‘cause he won’t have me.

Kristin: Whatever. Maybe you guys are just really good friends.

Jessica: Yeah. (Kristin laughs)

Jason: (Jessica walks out) Hi baby.

Jessica: Stop!

Trey: All right everybody set? Everybody knows what they’re doing? All right thank you.

LC: (Everyone leaves) Bye guys.

CUT TO: Kristin’s Car

Kristin: You guys Polster’s like kind of hot.

Alex H: I don’t know. Some boys like when they get like older looking they either get hot or like ugly.

Kristin: Well he got hot.

Alex H: Who’d you rather hook up with? Just kidding.

Kristin: Let’s play this game. No but seriously…

Jessica: Polster or Trey?

Kristin: Polster.

Alex H: Jessica, Jeff or…?

Kristin: Jason, Jeff or Jason?

Alex H: Yeah.

Kristin: Be completely 100% honest.

Alex H: Jeff or Jason, Jessica?

Kristin: 100% honest ‘cause I know your little ways. Jason, it would be Jason.

Jessica: Uh…I…yeah.

Alex H: Yeah.

Jessica: But it’s like if both of them were like there and I could choose one to hook up with I’d probably pick Jason.

Kristin: What? It would be Jason? (They laugh) Oh my god!

CUT TO: Day of the Benefit – Jessica’s House

Alex H, Kristin, and Jessica are getting ready.

Alex H: Pretty. (Kristin laughs) You look really pretty right now.

Kristin: Shut up!

Alex H: Why are you pushing my hand away?

Jessica: What time do you guys have to be there? (Kristin tries to get Alex H with her eyeliner pencil and Alex H laughs) 

Kristin: I don’t know. I don’t think we have to be there at a certain time. Should we like call Lauren or something?

Alex H: Lauren who?

Kristin: LC.

Alex H: Oh.

Kristin: I’m sure she’ll be all over Jason.

Alex H: She’s not the smartest one when it comes to guys you know.

Kristin: So…

Jessica: She likes to be hurt or something.

Kristin: Who cares? I’m gonna be nervous, I’m gonna be nervous, I’m gonna be nervous, I’m gonna be nervous.

Alex H: It’s gonna be fun.

Jessica: I am so excited to see Talan!

Kristin: Oh my god.

Jessica: Oh my god.

Alex H: I’m so nervous for him.

Kristin: I’m so excited.

Alex H: I’m gonna be freaking out when he goes on.

Jessica: I’m gonna be laughing my ass off. Oh my god.

Alex H: I’m scared he’s gonna be bad and we’re gonna like laugh.

Jessica: Do you think he’d actually be good?

Alex H: Alex is singing too.

Kristin: I know. She’ll be good. She’s always good but…

Alex H: Yeah, Talan.

Jessica: Oh I’m so excited…oh my god.

CUT TO: Seven Degrees

Everyone is getting ready for the benefit.

LC: Hey guys! We need to back down here at 8:15! Everybody!

Jason: You’re almost done?

Jessica: Yeah. She’s just touching me up.

Jason: I wanna get touched up.

Jessica: I know you want to get touched up. (She laughs)

LC: Where’s Jason?

Heidi: (Points) He’s over there.

Jason: Dah!

Jessica: Drama in the LB! (Jason laughs. LC sighs.)

Kristin: They’re starting. (Everyone goes up stairs. People cheers. Dieter gets on stage)

Dieter: All right. First want to thank everybody for coming out…(Jason cheers) We like to call this event Fight the slide…(Raising his hands up)

Crowd: 2005!

Dieter: Tonight we have a fashion show with guys you’ll never see walk up this again. We have one live auction. (CUT TO backstage with Alex M and Talan)

Talan: I’m gonna be so nervous.

Alex M: I’m so nervous too and I do this all the time. It’s okay. (She hugs Talan)

Dieter: We checked it out with this people.

Talan: I’m gonna get dressed.

Alex M: Okay.

Dieter: Make some noise for Talan.

Crowd: Talan! Talan! Talan!

Jason: (To Jessica) Come with me. Come with me. Sit with me. (Jessica gets up and sits down on Jason’s lap)

Heidi: (To LC) Look, Jessica is on Jason’s lap. (People cheer as Talan starts to sing)

Talan: This one’s called “Somewhere dead in Hollywood”. (Jason laughs and Talan sings) I love you Jason. (Jessica dances on Jason’s lap. Everyone claps and cheers when he’s done)

Taylor: Next is our best friend, Alex. (Alex M comes out and Taylor hugs her)

Morgan S: Woo! (Jason gets up)

Alex M: It’s called “Hello”. (Jason goes over to LC)

Heidi: Hello.

Jason: Shut up.

Heidi: Hey.

Jason: I just wanna be with her. (He hugs LC and kisses her)

Taylor: Yeah Alex! (People cheer)

LC: I don’t like other girls on our lap.

Jason: Hey if she hadn’t sat down…I just wanna be with you. (Hugs LC)  Yeah Murrel! Sorry, I didn’t mean to make you mad. (Kisses her cheek)

LC: It makes you mad when I talk to a guy. You had a girl dancing on your lap. (Alex M starts to sing. Jason and LC go downstairs)

LC: We need to talk.

Jason: I don’t know what to do.

LC: Just talk to me for a minute.

Jason: What do you want to talk about? (Cuts to upstairs where Alex M is singing. Then cuts to Jason and LC)

LC: You make it so hard, Jason.

Jason: I do?

LC: Like what was the point of that? Do you still like Jessica?

Jason: I wanna be with you too, but it’s just like annoying like that you don’t trust me. It’s like…

LC: I don’t trust you?

Jason: Well you make it come out that way. Well gross as it sounds I’m like obsessed with you like I wanna be with you…

LC: Then why can’t you just be happy with me? (She sighs, then it cuts to Alex M as she finishes singing. Everyone cheers. Then people go downstairs.)

Jason: We’ll talk later.

Trey: Another 5-10 minutes we’re gonna be lining up.

Jen: In 10 minutes.

Trey: Yeah.

LC: Okay guys 10 minutes and we have to line up. Jessica needs to be touched up with make-up. (Morgan S touches Jessica up) And hair.

Jessica: Are you serious?

LC: Jessica.

Jessica: Why are you looking at me funny?

LC: Right now you are a very rude girl. You sitting on everyone’s laps and you’re dancing around, you need to get your make-up…

Jessica: Whose lap was I sitting on?

LC: Well you should know that, okay? So you just wanna put your make-up on…

Jessica: Whose lap was I sitting on?

LC: I can’t even talk to her. She’s like a two year old right now. Jessica…just fix her make-up, put her in clothes, and make her walk. If she falls, it’s her own fault.

Jen: You were such a bitch to Jessica.

LC: I was? No I just a little angry.

Jen: Oh I’ve never seen you like that before in my life.

LC: I just wanna make sure everyone’s here. (Jessica walks outside) We’re missing people. Where did Jessica go?

Jessica: (With Jason) I’ve been looking for you everywhere ‘cause I just wanna be with you.

Jason: I still care about you. Don’t worry about it. (They kiss and LC sees it. They walk away, holding hands)

LC: (Hands over her mouth) Oh…My…God…(Jason and Jessica go upstairs. LC in downstairs with her hands over her face. Jason and Jessica are hugging.) Jason kissed Jessica in front of me.

Heidi: Are you freaking kidding me?

LC: He grabbed the back of her head and kissed her. I saw him do it.

Heidi: I’m gonna kill him, I’m gonna kill him.

Trey: We’re lining up. (People go upstairs) We’re lining up for the show.

LC: (Hanging up stuff) You don’t tell someone you’re in love with them and then go kiss your ex-girlfriend in front of them. (Jason kisses Jessica again)

Stephen: (On stage) All right before you guys’ entertainment tonight we have a little fashion show we put together. We have a lot of models tonight. Everyone…a lot of people, familiar faces (Shows Jason and Jessica backstage) all Laguna born people.

LC: (CUT TO downstairs) It’s just…you know what? I’m not in high school anymore. I don’t think I should have to deal with this. I’m just so beyond it.

Stephen: (CUT TO the stage) Let’s bring the ladies and the guys down the runway! Hit the music! (Music starts. Heidi and Kristin come out) A couple of cuties. (People are dancing backstage) Give it up for Alex! (Alex H comes out and Kristin high fives her. Talan follows her. Then Jason.) Oh yeah! (Then Jessica) Next up we got Jessica. (Jessica sticks her tongue out. It cuts to Heidi and Kristin going downstairs. Jessica is down there putting on another outfit)

LC: Okay. Outfits, second outfits.

Heidi: Second?

LC: Sorry Jen, yeah. I’m fine, I’m fine. (People are changing) Everybody walk really slow.

Jessica: What do I do about my shoes?

LC: Get your own shoes Jessica. (It cuts to the stage where Kristin and Heidi are walking again.)

Stephen: Lookin’ good, lookin’ good ladies. (Taylor and Talan come out) The new trends, worn as a hat at one time. (Polster comes out on the phone, pointing at people. Then Jason comes out. Then Jessica comes out and he touches her hand.) We got Jessica again. (Trey comes out, followed by Cedric in just underwear) Everyone, close their eyes, close their eyes. I’m sorry. I don’t know where this came from. I don’t know.

LC: (Cuts to backstage) We’re done? We’re officially done? Okay. (Jason goes over to LC)

Jason: Lauren.

LC: Just…get away from me. Get the hell away from me.

Jason: What’s going on? Talk to me please.

LC: Don’t touch me.

Jason: Please.

LC: Jason, don’t. I don’t…don’t…Jason…(She moves away from him) No…I don’t ever wanna talk to you again. I don’t like it when people make me look dumb.

Jason: Please.

LC: I’m serious. Jason, please.

Jason: Please.

LC: Jason I don’t want to…get away from me. Jason!

Jen: Are you okay?

LC: I am fine just get him away from me right now. I am gonna hit him so hard.

Jen: I will keep him 10 feet away from you.

LC: Okay good just do that.

Jen: On our friendship.

LC: Okay good just do that.

Jen: Just look at me. Stop for a second. You’re freaking out, aren’t you?

LC: No I’m just trying to get rid of all this stuff so I can go. I just wanna go.

Jason: (Goes up to LC) Lauren.

LC: Jason, Jason.

Jason: 5 seconds and be mature.

LC: What do you want?

Jason: Please talk to me.

LC: Be mature?

Jason: Be mature?

LC: Be mature? Be…? (She leaves and he follows her) What? I watched you stand there…I watched you talk…I watched you kiss Jessica.

Jason: You’re so…

LC: I watched you…

Jason: Will you stop?

LC: Will you get…what?

Jason: Will you stop?

LC: Get away from me! (She moves away from him) Don’t talk to me.

Jason: Please…

LC: Don’t touch me. Get away from me. Please keep him away from me. (Dieter closes a curtain) Keep him away from me. (He hugs LC)

Dieter: Hey…hey. Just hold it. Just hold it.

LC: Okay.

Dieter: Just hold it. Just hold it…hold it. Got it? Hold it. All right?

LC: Okay. (He walks away and goes up to Jason)

Dieter: Hey. Talk to me, talk to me.

Jason: What dude, what?

Dieter: Come here. Come here.

Jason: Hey I am pissed.

Dieter: Bro, you’re my bro right?

Jason: Yeah.

Dieter: Straight up? Did you kiss Jess?

Jason: Dude, no. She forced herself on me. What else could I have done?

Dieter: That’s one thing…Lauren…it’s what I’ve always told you. You and I will be chill…she kissed you?

Jason: Yeah.

Dieter: You sweat on your life?

Jason: Yeah.

Dieter: Swear to f**king God?

Jason: Yeah.

Dieter: We’ll figure out what happened. We’ll do it right now. You wanna do it right now?

Jason: Yeah.

Dieter: We’ll do it right now. I’ll put it on speaker phone and we’ll figure out what happened. (He calls Jessica and puts her on speaker phone)

Jessica: Hello?

Dieter: Hey.

Jason: Hey. (Dieter tells him to be quiet)

Dieter: Hi. Why would…why would you go to Jason and kiss him when you know perfectly well him and Lauren are hooking up?

Jessica: That’s funny because I know him and Lauren are hooking up and I didn’t kiss Jason.

Dieter: You’re the biggest f**king liar I’ve ever met.

Jason: I admitted we did.

Dieter: Hey why is he admitting you did right now and you’re not?

Jessica: Um…no bull s**t, when would Jason and I have kissed, ever?

Dieter: You’re so full of s**t.

LC: Hey Dieter, did you just yell at Jessica because I watched it and it really wasn’t her. I saw it, it was all Jason. (Jason paces and LC hangs up clothes. Jason sits down in a chair with his hands on his mouth.) Are we done? (Hugs someone) Thank you so much for all your help. Thank you.

LC: All right well…you guys have a good night. (LC leaves with Heidi. Dieter hugs LC before she leaves)

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