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Previously on Laguna Beach…

Kristin: (V.O.) Jessica just couldn’t let go of Jason.

Alex M: What are you looking at?

Jason: What are you talking about?

Kristin: (V.O.) So after the bonfire she made her move.

Jessica: Wanna hang out?

Kristin: (V.O.) We were all shocked when we heard they hooked up.

Taylor: How do you know that for sure?

Alex M: Because Cami walked in on them.

Kristin: (V.O.) I couldn’t blame Alex for being pissed.

Alex M: Do you wanna be with me?

Jason: Yeah and no.

Alex M: I don’t know, maybe we should all go to Cabo, you go to Costa Rica, and we’ll talk when we get back.

Kristin: (V.O.) We were all so over Jessica’s issues.

Alex M: What a dumb little…how conniving is that?

Kristin: (V.O.) And with Spring Break coming up, I just wanted to stay away from her and have fun with some boys, like Talan.

Alex H: Kristin wants Talan.

Kristin: Shut up!

Kristin: (V.O.) But with Jessica and Alex both going to Cabo, we knew there was gonna be major drama.

Alex M: I hope Jessica doesn’t hit me on the wrong night in Cabo. It would not be good.

CUT TO: Kristin’s House

Kristin is packing while Alex H is there.

Alex H: You know how last year it was like “Whatever happens in Cabo, stays in Cabo”?

Kristin: Yeah.

Alex H: That doesn’t ever really work.

Kristin: Yeah especially when…all the same people go to the same place for Spring Break.

Alex H: I wanna hang out with Alex. And Taylor.

Kristin: (She laughs) I do too. But I really wanna do our own thing.

Alex H: Well yeah I wanna do our own thing but like if we see ‘em…

Kristin: Oh I know.

Alex H: It won’t be like “Ew, let’s leave”.

Kristin: I can see Alex and Jessica fighting.

Alex H: Yeah I was just thinking that.

Kristin: We can too.

Alex H: Yeah.

Kristin: Who do you think you’re gonna hook up with?

Alex H: Thinking of all the hotties going down there. (Kristin laughs) It’s funny. I think Talan wants you. And I think you know it too.

Kristin: I do know it. What do you want me to say? Yeah I know. Cool.

Opening Credits

CUT TO: Jason’s House

Jason is packing for Costa Rica while Cedric is there.

Cedric: What are you doing?

Jason: Packing stuff for Costa Rica.

Cedric: With your family?

Jason: Yeah I don’t want to go to Cabo. Who’s going to Cabo?

Cedric: Kristin, Jess is going and Alex. They hate each other now.

Jason: Whatever dude.

Cedric: What’s going on with you and Alex?

Jason: I don’t know, we’re just gonna chill.

CUT TO: Taylor’s House

Taylor is there hanging out with Alex M.

Alex M: I am so pissed off.

Taylor: Why?

Alex M: At Jessica. (Taylor looks at her) No seriously Taylor. I’m like really mad.

Taylor: Ooh that’s the pissed off look.

Alex M: Everyone’s on my side, everyone. I mean like Kristin is on my side.

Taylor: It’s like a code. You don’t hook up with your friend’s…

Alex M: Boyfriend.

Taylor: Well yeah. Something’s gonna happen. Something’s gonna go down. I’ll be like holding you back.

CUT TO: Jason’s

He is packing.

CUT TO: Jessica’s

She is packing.

CUT TO: Talan’s.

He is closing his suitcase.

CUT TO: Taylor’s House

Taylor and Alex M are leaving for Cabo.

CUT TO: Jason’s

He is leaving for Costa Rica.

CUT TO: Kristin’s

Kristin and Alex H are leaving for Cabo.

CUT TO: Airport

It shows the plane in the sky.

CUT TO: Cabo

Kristin and Alex H are going to the hotel.

Kristin: I’m so happy we’re here.

Alex H: Cheers. (They laugh)

Kristin: Yeah. (The get out of the car) Thank you so much Carlos.

Alex H: Thank you Carlos. (They go in the hotel) Ooh, here’s our bags.

Kristin: Oh my god. Wait do we have to grab them ourselves?

Alex H: Will you just look at this paradise we’re in right now?

Kristin: (A guy gets their bags) Yeah thank you. Oh we’ll get them. Thank you.

Alex H: Thank you.

Kristin: Oh my god.

Alex H: We’re here.

Emily and Jessica arrive

Jessica: (They get out of the car) Thank you. Cabo, Cabo, Cabo. (They check in) Thank you.

Emily: Thank you.

Jessica: Should we ask where like Kristin and them are staying and get their room numbers or should we just wait?

Emily: Let’s wait.

Jessica: (They go to their room) Whatever. This is a Jason free trip. Until Alex comes.  

CUT TO: The Beach

Kristin and Alex H sit down and watch the boys in the water.

Kristin: Oh my god. Sam’s a little hottie pottie. Let’s have a cheers to hopefully, cross your fingers, hot boys like that in our rooms.

Alex H: Okay. (They do cheers and Kristin laughs)  

CUT TO: Pool

Jessica swims in the pool and gets out and sits on a lawn chair.

CUT TO: In front of the hotel.

Alex M, Taylor, and Morgan S arrive. They head inside.

Morgan S: Let’s go to the pool. There’s Sam. Sam! Woo! (They run down to the pool. They hug people.)

Alex M: I don’t wanna say hi to dumb Jessica. Let’s go say hi to the boys. (Jessica makes a face like she wants to kill Alex) Jake! (She hugs them) What’s up boys?

Jessica: This is ridiculous. You wanna get our nails done?

Emily: Okay. (They leave and go to the nail place.)

CUT TO: Nail Place.

They go inside.

Jessica: Hi. Sorry. (She sits down) Look at my neck. I look like I have a birthmark.

Emily: No you don’t. It looks like a hickey.

Jessica: It looks like a birthmark.

Emily: No it doesn’t.

Jessica: Well Jason and I aren’t together anymore so it doesn’t matter. All horrible things get put into the past.

Emily: Oh yeah. Too bad it’s not in the past.

Jessica: How is it not in the past? We’re not together.

Emily: You hooked up with him a week ago.

Jessica: Okay so what? It’s not like it like meant anything.

Emily: That’s lame.

Jessica: Why is that lame?

Emily: ‘Cause.

Jessica: Because she’s gonna try to like kick my ass.

Emily: I already told she’s not gonna ruin your Cabo trip. We already talked about it.

Jessica: Ruin my Cabo trip? That would be her like dream.

CUT TO: Pool

Everyone is there hanging out except Jessica and Emily. They go down the slide and hang in the pool. Alex M and Kristin wave in the pool. Jessica watches from her room. Talan comes to the pool and jumps in.

Kristin: Talan, give me a hug! (Kristin and Talan hug. Taylor watches.)

CUT TO: Kristin and Alex H’s room

Alex H: Oh are you doing your make-up right now?

Kristin: Yeah.

Alex H: I’ll join you.

Kristin: Okay.

Alex H: I feel like Jessica doesn’t want to hang out with us.

Kristin: I don’t care ‘cause we’re in Cabo. Aye aye aye!

Alex H: Talan was like all over you at the pool.

Kristin: Hell yeah.

Alex H: Obviously I think you guys are gonna like get your groove on. (Kristin laughs)

CUT TO: The Beach

Everyone is dressed up. They are walking on the beach to a table.

Alex M: Come on guys. Woo!

Talan hugs a friend. Everyone cheers and claps. Kristin winks.

Kristin: Get over here Talan. Come here cutie. (Talan gets up and goes over to Kristin.)

Taylor: Jake you’re in my seat. Get up.

Kristin: (She sits on Talan’s lap) Hola senor. Aye, aye, aye.

Morgan S: Talan doesn’t Kristin look hot ‘cause she’s wearing all my clothes. (She laughs)

Talan: You’re really naturally pretty.

Kristin: No oh my god Talan. (She rubs her hand on his head and she does the fake tear on her cheek with the other hand)

Talan: I really mean that. (Taylor watches Talan and Kristin) You ready?

Kristin: I’m ready.

CUT TO: Club

Everyone goes in.

Alex H: Where’s Jessica?

Kristin: Beats me. (Kristin dances with Talan. Kristin laughs as Talan is all over her.) Talan! Hey Talan. Let’s go!

CUT TO: The Next Day – The Beach

Kristin and Alex H are sitting in the sand.

Alex H: Oh my god. Oh my god that was so big.

Kristin: The waves are huge.

Alex H: That was so big. Yesterday was a lot of fun, the pool. That was fun.

Kristin: That was fun. That was such a good idea.

Alex: Well it was good with Talan.

Kristin: I think I know what I do. I think I like tell guys s**t I don’t really mean.

Alex H: Probably.

Kristin: And then I like lead them on.

Alex H: Like with Talan. Yeah you just like…

Kristin: Yeah.

Alex H: “I love you man”.

Kristin: I go and like kiss him or whatever and to him he probably thinks that yeah, I do like him.

Alex H: Well yeah, at this moment right now, I think he thinks that you like him.

Kristin: It’s interesting to see what happens, with Jessica and Alex.

Alex H: Yeah, ‘cause they didn’t resolve anything.

It goes to Jessica walking on the beach. She gets out her phone and calls Jason.

Jason: (voicemail on cell) Hey it’s Jason, leave me a message and I’ll call you back.

Jessica: Jason, it’s Jess. Um, I was just calling to see what you were up to, uh, I just wanted to see how you’re doing. So give me call back. K? Bye. (She hangs up)

CUT TO: Pool

Alex M and Taylor go down the slide and then sit on a raft in the pool.

Alex M: I don’t know. I love it here.

Taylor: What?

Alex M: I said I love it here.

Taylor: It’s our last Spring Break ever.

Alex M: Well at least we’re all down here together.

Taylor: Do you miss Jason at all?

Alex M: No, I haven’t really been thinking about him.

Taylor: It’s easy to not think about the guys when you’re like…down here having fun, ya know?

Alex M: Like it just hasn’t been something that’s been on my mind.

Taylor: Well he’s not worth being on your mind.

Alex M: He’s an idiot. So is she kinda. I am so mad at Jessica like…

Taylor: I think she’s just scared of you.

Alex M: Yeah, s**t’s gonna hit the fan.

CUT TO: The Hotel – Jessica and Emily’s Room

Emily, Jessica, and Cedric are there.

Cedric: I love this place.

Jessica: I can’t wait to go home.

Cedric: I’m caught in the middle of it.

Emily: You’re caught in the middle of it?

Cedric: Yeah.

Emily: I’m friends with both of them and they’re both bitching at me about it.

Jessica: I have not once bitched at you about it. I bitch at you about it because…

Emily: You don’t wanna go out because…

Jessica: Because Alex wants to kick my ass.

Cedric: Yeah, she does.

Jessica: What am I gonna do if she tries to fight me? I’m not gonna like fight her back. It’s like “Okay hit me” and then what’s that gonna solve? I’ll have black eye and it’ll be really cute. Okay, it can match my hickey, it’ll be really hot. But like…

Cedric: What is she talking about? (He laughs)

Jessica: (She laughs) I’m just saying like what am I gonna do if she tries to fight me?

Cedric: All right guys.

Jessica: Ugh! God! (She walks in the room. She talks in a sing song voice) Should be an interesting night!

CUT TO: Roxx

Alex M, Taylor, and Morgan S go in.

Alex M: Hola! (It then goes to inside, showing everyone dancing and having fun. Then Jessica and Emily come in. Alex M starts looking around for Jessica. Morgan S points Emily out to Alex. She goes up to Jessica) Jessica better not be here.

Emily: Alex! Alex! Alex. Please don’t ruin my Cabo trip. Alex, please don’t ruin our Cabo trip.

Alex M: I can ruin her Cabo trip.

Emily: Please don’t. Cause if you ruin her Cabo trip, you’re ruining my Cabo trip.

Alex M: I don’t care. I’m sorry Emily.

Emily: Alex, come on. I can talk to her. That’s not cool. (Alex leaves. It goes to outside where Jessica and Alex are fighting)
Alex M: Listen.

Jessica: What do you want me to say Alex?

Alex M: I can’t f**ing believe you ass!

Jessica: What do you want me to say Alex?

Alex M: You are a f***ing such a little h*!

Jessica: I’ve tried to apologize

Alex M: Oh apologize? For what Jessica?

Jessica: I’m sorry for being a slut. I don’t even remember doing it Alex.

Alex M: Bull **** you f***ing told me! I don’t even remember doing it Alex? Oh well that’s even better. You f***ing have an attitude!

Emily: She’s saying sorry.

Alex M: No she’s not. She’s like “I’m so sorry…nah, nah, nah.”

Jessica: I said I’m sorry.

Emily: What do you want her to do?

Alex M: Are you a slut? Yeah I think you are.

Emily: Alex, people make mistakes.

Alex M: You know what? They do make mistakes and I completely understand that Emily. But if she were to call me and say “Alex I f**ed up. I am so sorry”.

Jessica: Alex…

Alex M: Shut up! Instead of walking around and being like “Oh whatever. Alex is such a bitch”. You’re so lucky I’m not hitting you right now. I raid at you.

Jessica: I’m sorry.

Alex M: Do you not think this is wrong?

Jessica: I do think it’s wrong, that’s why I’m trying to apologize.  

Alex M: Oh really? You’re trying to apologize?

Jessica: What do you want me to say to you?

Alex M: That you’re a slut.

Jessica: Okay I’m a slut. What do you want me to say?

Alex M: How low are you dude?

Jessica: Super low.

Alex M: You’re one low chick.

CUT TO: The Next Day – Outside

Alex M, Alex H, Taylor, and Kristin are sitting outside talking about what happened the night before.

Alex M: Did you guys have fun last night?

Kristin: Yeah but last night was my worst night out. What the hell happened last night with Jessica?

Alex M: She has the worst f***ing attitude I’ve ever seen in my life. I went up to her last night.

Kristin: We all knew it was coming.

Alex M: I was like “Listen, you’re a slut and how could you disrespect me that way?”  And like she goes, the whole time she was going like “I’m sorry. Whatever I’m sorry”. I’m like “Take your bitch ass out of here. Don’t f***ing act like you’re five years old”.

Kristin: Well I think she thought that like you guys were friends and she thought that it was just like weird for you to like go out with him.

Alex M: Whatever, like I understand if she was upset about it, but I honestly thought I was gonna hit the chick. I was shaking, I was clenching my fists like this. (Shows what she did) I was like shaking. Because she kept on having attitude, she was not nice. I’m like at least if you’re gonna say sorry, be sincere about it. If you’re not sorry, don’t tell me you’re sorry.

CUT TO: Jessica’s Room

Jessica: So I’m standing there getting bitched at, just waiting for her to punch me in the face. I’m just like I’m just gonna stay anything to just have her stop like screaming in my face and stop like wanting to kick my ass. I’m gonna turn over a new leaf and it involves no Jason or anything.

Emily: There’s never gonna be no Jason in your book.

Jessica: Why do you say that?

Emily: Cause.

Jessica: There can be no Jason, shut up. God. There will be no Jason. I really wouldn’t go back out with him. That’d be really stupid. Okay I swear on my grandmother’s grave that I will never go back out with Jason, ever. Well maybe not ever. But I wouldn’t go back out with him ever again. I can’t wait to go home.

Emily: I know.

Jessica: I really can’t.

CUT TO: Pool

It shows it empty because Spring Break is over.

CUT TO: Outside

Emily and Jessica head home. Jessica looks behind her before she goes.

Then Morgan S, Alex M, and Taylor get in a van. It shows them as the van drives away.

Then Kristin and Alex H get in a van.

It shows one last look of Cabo.

CUT TO: Laguna Beach

Alex M is driving with her friend Courtney.

Alex M: I had so much fun.

Courtney: Did Jason have fun in Costa Rica?

Alex M: Yeah I guess he had a lot of fun. I don’t know. I wasn’t really like…I haven’t talked to him really since I got back. I did a little bit but like it’s weird ‘cause right before Cabo, we kind of left it at like…like “You have fun in Costa Rica and I’ll have fun in Cabo and then we’ll just talk when we get back”.

Courtney: Have you talked at all about it?

Alex M: No we haven’t talked since I got…we got back. So it’s like…

Courtney: Is he in town right now?

Alex M: Yeah Cedric said that they were gonna play basketball up at the park.

Courtney: Should we do a little stalking mish? (Alex M laughs)

Alex M: We’ll just drive by to see if they’re there.

CUT TO: The Park

Talan, Cedric, and Jason are there playing basketball.

Cedric: It’s the alloy oop. (Jason shoots) Did any of you guys see that fight between Alex and Jess in Cabo?

Talan: What, Alex and Jess?

Cedric: Yeah. I don’t know if you were there you know.

Talan: What happened?

Cedric: It was such a knarly fight.

Jason: That was pretty great dude. (Alex M and Courtney show up)

Alex M: Hey boys. What’s going on?

Jason: Shoot it.

Alex M: Jason?

Jason: Yeah?

Alex M: Can I talk to you really fast?

Jason: About what?

Alex M: Just come here really fast.

Jason: All right let me just go next and we’ll go. If I make it, it counts though.

Cedric: Yeah.

Alex M: How long have you been in town for? (They shoot the ball around) This is embarrassing.

Jason: Okay sorry. (They walk to talk)

Alex M: You don’t like to talk to me anymore, do you?

Jason: I do.

Alex M: No you don’t.

Jason: Yeah I do.

Alex M: You like think I hate you or something.

Jason: I don’t think that at all. What’d you want to talk about?

Alex M: I’m just really confused right now. I still have feelings for you. I haven’t talked to you in a long time. (They both nod) Nice.

Jason: Yeah.

Alex M: So…

Jason: Well…

Alex M: I don’t know. You know you can always call me sometime since...

Jason: I’ll call you. (They get up. Jason goes back playing ball with Talan and Cedric. Alex M and Courtney walk back to the car.)

Courtney: Did you guys talk about what you are right now?

Alex M: No, obviously we’re nothing. We’re not anything.

Cedric: Did she cry?

Jason: Murdog.

Alex M: That was the most awkward thing I’ve done in my life.

Courtney: It’s not going away. (Goes back to the boys then Alex M and Courtney as they get in the car. It shows Jason. Then the girls drive away.)

The End

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Transcribed by SARAH NICHOLETT for http://www.twiztv.com
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