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Previously on Laguna Beach…

Kristin: (V.O.) (Shows the night Jason and Cedric played the prank on the girls) It was obvious Jason was trying to get closer to Alex.

Alex M: I accept your apology. 

Jason: Come here. (They hug)

Kristin: (V.O.) Up till then, Alex was pretty much innocent in the whole thing. (Shows Alex M and Jason outside) But that was about to change.

Alex H: (On their girls’ night) No you can’t trust him.

Kristin: (V.O.) And Jessica was finally starting to wise up.

Jessica: (She and Jason are outside her house) Are you lying?

Jason: No.

Jessica: Swear?

Jason: Yeah.

Kristin: (V.O.) (Shows Talan and Taylor’s dinner) As for Talan, he had finally moved in on his longtime crush Taylor.

Talan: Every girl I try to date, I compare to you, but there’s no comparison.

Kristin: (V.O.) But I think he was getting tired of her good girl act.

Talan: (Shows Kristin’s birthday party) This is to Kristin. Happy birthday Kristin. (She blows him a kiss. Then them hanging out)

Kristin: (V.O.) He and I had been hanging out.

Kristin: Are you dating Taylor? (He shakes his head)

Kristin: (V.O.) Now the question was were we gonna hook up?

CUT TO: Alex H.’s House

Her and Alex H are hanging out when her cell phone rings. It shows her + Talan as they talk.

Kristin: It’s Talan. Hello?

Talan: Kristin.

Kristin: Hey what’s up?

Talan: Nothing what are you doing?

Kristin: Nothing just hanging out at Alex’s.

Talan: Tell her I said “Hi”.

Kristin: Talan says “Hi”.

Alex H: Hi.

Kristin: Hi.

Talan: It was good to see you today.

Kristin: I know, I know. I’m glad I saw you, that was fun.

Talan: What are you gonna do tomorrow? Do you wanna go to dinner?

Kristin: Yeah.

Talan: Around like 8:00-ish?

Kristin: Okay, cool.

Talan: Awesome. We got a lot to talk about. There’s a lot on my mind. All right Kristin.

Kristin: See you tomorrow.

Talan: Bye.

Kristin: Bye. (They hang up)

Alex H: What’d he say?

Kristin: He wants to go to dinner tomorrow night.

Alex H: Aw. I think he likes you like…

Kristin: Whatever. (They laugh) 

Opening Credits

CUT TO: The Beach

Talan, Jason, and Cedric are surfing as Morgan S, Alex M, and Taylor go to their car to get back at them for when they did the prank at Morgan S.’s House.

Alex M: You guys I’m so excited.

Morgan S: Okay who’s holding first?

Alex M: No I go around, you hold.

Morgan S: God! Okay but we have to switch off though. (They put saran wrap around the car.) Okay let’s do this. (It shows them as they do it and the guys surfing. Alex M drops a box) Ooh! Alex! (They laugh)

Alex M: (She is under the car) Taylor I need your help. (Morgan S is on the top of the car and drops a box and they all laugh)

Taylor: Oh perfect, perfect. Even more perfect. (It shows the boys get out of the water. The girls put silly string on the car)

Alex M: We’re doing “Ha ha” right here. (The boys start to come up.)

Morgan S: Put all the trash on the top of the car. (They do that as the boys walk up the stairs. Taylor goes to look) Did you see them?

Taylor: They’re coming, they’re coming. (The girls run and hide as the boys come to the car)

Alex M: Taylor hurry.

Jason: Oh my god. Oh! The car got so f**ked up!

Talan: Dude is that paint?

Cedric: Is this from that night when we put blood on their windows + stuff?

Jason: Talan wasn’t even there. (The girls come out and spray them with silly string. Talan and Jason move so mostly Cedric gets hit. Taylor puts it down Talan’s shirt)

Cedric: That’s real funny guys. Who’s gonna pick all this up?

Morgan S: Not us.

Taylor: Okay guys leave.

Alex M: We are funny, we are funny. (They leave)

Jason: oh my god they have it under your car.

Cedric: Why’d we have to drive my car today?

Talan: This crap’s all over hands. Payback’s a bitch dude.

CUT TO: Koffee Klatch

Alex H, Kristin, and Jessica are in there.

Jessica: I sat in Jason’s car and looked through his whole entire phone book. Every single text message, every single call log.

Alex H: Jessica!

Kristin: That used to piss me off. Stephen used to look at my call log like on a daily basis. And like get mad at me he’s like…

Alex H: “Who’s that?”

Kristin: Yeah and you’re like…”Oh my god”.

Jessica: I’m not like that yet.

Alex H: Yet. (They all laugh)

Jessica: Today Kelly comes up to me and is like “Jessica, I’m so mad at you” and I was like “Why?” And she goes, “Because you were always the girl who’s like if a guy cheats on you, if that’s it, they’re cut, they’re done, like no more”. I’m like “I’m still like that Kelly”. She’s like “Really? Well then what about Jason?” And I’m like “There’s no proof that he cheated on me”. And if I went by what everyone said, I’d be broken up with him right now. (Kristin rolls her eyes.)

CUT TO: Morgan S.’s House

Alex M, Morgan S, and Taylor are outside talking.

Alex M: How funny was that today?

Morgan S: The prank?

Alex M: That was really fun.

Taylor: Yeah.

Alex M: Sitting on the car, me crawling underneath the car.

Taylor: I know. I was closer to Talan and I was like “I feel so lame right now”.

Alex M: Jason’s so cute you guys.

Morgan S: He’s your type.

Taylor: Yeah.

Morgan S: For sure. Definitely your type.

Taylor: He’s a bad boy. Isn’t Casey good friends with both Cedric + Jason? (Alex M nods) You guys should all like…

Morgan S: Go to dinner or something.

Alex M: I’ll talk to Casey then.

Taylor: Are him and Jessica together?

Alex M: Does it matter? He’s so hot, he’s so hot.

CUT TO: Car

Jessica and Alex H are in the car.

Alex H: So who’s all going to Ben Brown’s tonight?

Jessica: Please go.

Alex H: Oh it doesn’t sound like fun.

Jessica: Jason, Cedric, me, maybe Tyler, Kendra, Cami, Morgan, Casey.

Alex H: Wow. That’s gonna be fun.

Jessica: The only reason I’m going is ‘cause Jason’s gonna be there you know?

Alex H: Right.

Jessica: Like I don’t wanna be with all of them. Although, whenever Jason’s around…

Alex H: Yeah he gets all tense and doesn’t know how to act.

Jessica: He’s so awkward and it’s so frustrating because I’m like “Dude! Lighten-…” He won’t touch me.  Like God forbid he like even gives me a hug.  You know?

Alex H: Yeah.

Jessica: Like it’s so frustrating.

CUT TO: The Restaurant

Morgan S: My parents eat here all the time and they say it’s really good.

Cedric: Are you gonna order food or what?

Morgan S: No I’m not hungry. I ate like…

Cedric: What are you gonna do?

Jessica: Eat some of yours.

Girl: Where’s Kristin?

Alex H: She went out with Talan.

Cedric: I would get either…(Jason comes in) Yeah you’re sitting right there now. (Jason sits down)

Jason: Oh I am?

Cedric: It’s not bad.

Jessica: What’s wrong hon?

Jason: Nothing. (She rolls her eyes and leans closer to Cedric)

Jessica: Why are you so weird?

Jason: I’m not.

Jessica: Yeah you are.

Jason: No I’m not.

Jessica: Why?

Alex H: Wow. Entertainment.

Casey: Why is this so awkward? Can we make this fun?

Jessica: Will you come outside with me?

Jason: Yeah. (They go outside to talk)

Jessica: Why are you acting like this?

Jason: You know exactly when it’s over.

Jessica: No I don’t know when it’s over. If I did I wouldn’t be asking you right now.

Jason: Yeah you do.

Jessica: ‘Cause I sat next to Cedric and talked…

Jason: No, no.

Jessica: Then when is it over?

Jason: Just the way you’re acting.

Jessica: How am I acting?

Jason: You tell me.

Jessica: If I knew how I was acting, I wouldn’t be asking you right now. How am I acting?

Jason: You’re acting funny.

Jessica: Oh my god.

Casey: Poor Jason.

Cedric: Poor Jason? Poor…

Alex H: Poor Jessica.

Jessica: What do you mean you don’t know?

Jason: Well it doesn’t come off like that.

Jessica: That I don’t want to be with you? How does it not come off like that when you’re the one who doesn’t call me and you’re the one who doesn’t do anything?

Jason: All right then we’ll solve it.

Cedric: What are they talking about?

Casey: So stupid.

Cedric: Will you go out there and get them? (Casey looks and comes back as Jessica and Jason kiss)

Jessica: Love you.

Jason: You too baby. (They kiss again)

CUT TO: Restaurant

Kristin goes in and sits down with Talan.

Kristin: Hi.

Talan: Hi.

Kristin: What’s up?

Talan: How are you? (They hug)

Kristin: Good. How are you? Good to see you. (They sit down) How long have you been here?

Talan: You look good.

Kristin: I so do. So you said you needed to talk to me about something?

Talan: Yeah, um…

Kristin: Good or bad?

Talan: Good.

Kristin: What’s it about?

Talan: Us.

Kristin: Okay.

Talan: Yeah. You think I care about you?  

Kristin: Oh my god. What’s up with you and Taylor?

Talan: Me and Taylor? What?

Kristin: Do you guys have a little thing or something?

Talan: I don’t even know. Taylor, I don’t get her. She’s probably one of the girls I’ve never got. Honestly, it’s like a tease, that’s like not a tease. Because she like…

Kristin: You’ve always had that little thing for her though.

Talan: It’s a waste of time.

Kristin: Yeah. Well…

Talan: You know what sucks?  Is I’m like the nice guy who finishes last. You know what I mean? And like I try to play games, I used to know how to play games.

Kristin: I play games.

Talan: Oh yeah you do. (She laughs) Yeah you do. But see I know your games that’s the funny thing.

Kristin: Yeah you go but like…

Talan: But I’ve known you for like five years.

Kristin: Yeah. I can’t believe it.

Talan: At my house that one night?

Kristin: What night?

Talan: The first night.

Kristin: Oh like the first time we ever hooked up?

Talan: That feels like six months ago.

Kristin: That was sophmore year.

Talan: I’m trippin’.

Kristin: That’s so weird.

Talan: I don’t know.

CUT TO: Road

Talan is skateboarding with his friend JP.

Talan: I’ve been hanging out with Kristin a lot lately, like we hooked up. Basically we were at my house, sitting on my deck you know, like looking at the stars and chilling and like it was like late at night after we went to dinner + like I started kissing her.

JP: No, no, no. You know what? Here’s the deal. This is how I feel about Kristin. She is like super cool but like you couldn’t really like get too, too…

Talan: Well like the way that Kristin is she’s got so much confidence that she knows she can get every guy. Like that’s as soon as she like backs off. It’s like “All right I got Talan”.

JP: Oh yeah.

Talan: You know what I mean?

JP: Chicks do that so much.

Talan: Dude that’s so lame.

JP: That’s what they do. The guy has no interest in them and then they can like hook him and like once the guy’s hooked, and like starts getting amped on the chick, then they’re like “Okay, I move to a new guy”.

Talan: Well it’s like, it’s like conquer you know what I’m saying? (They high five)

JP: Wanna cruise?

Talan: Let’s cruise. (They leave)

CUT TO: Kristin’s House

She is looking at pictures when Alex H comes in.

Alex H: Kristin?

Kristin: Hey. What’s up? I’m looking at these pictures and like it’s cracking me up. These are funny.

Alex H: I love looking at old pictures.

Kristin: Oh my god. Look at this picture.

Alex H: Let me see. Oh my god.

Kristin: I liked…I had like a secret crush on Jason.

Alex H: Jason was like a nice guy.

Kristin: Oh my god. Remember this night? This is the first night I hooked up with Talan.

Alex H: Look at how different the two of you guys look. That’s when you were like nerdy Kristin.

Kristin: Talan…

Alex H: Talan has made like the biggest transition I think. I wanna hear about your dinner Kristin. Was it like a fun dinner?

Kristin: I don’t know. It’s a lose/lose situation with that boy. (She laughs) I’m just kidding.

Alex H: I feel bad for him.

Kristin: Why?

Alex H: Because you mess with his mind.

Kristin: No I don’t Alex. (They laugh) No I don’t.

Alex H: I mean you don’t do it to like…

Kristin: I don’t do it on purpose. I just…I think…I don’t know.

Alex H: You guys have that kind of relationship where you can do that.

Kristin: Yeah.

Alex H: But he can’t do it to you. (Kristin laughs) Kristin!

Kristin: But I do. I f**k with his head and that’s not good for his little, you know little heart.

Alex H: But it’s not because…you like flirting with him and like kissing him and stuff like it really doesn’t help him because then he doesn’t want to date other people because then he thinks you like him.

Kristin: I do that. I f**k with boys’ heads. Look at this picture.

Alex H: You do, but whatever it’s so much better to be that kinda person than…

Kristin: I’d rather be like that than like you. (They laugh)

CUT TO: Alex M.’s House

Alex M and Casey are getting ready to go to dinner with Cedric and Jason.

Alex M: This is gonna be interesting tonight, this dinner you know?

Casey: Jason and you are gonna be so cute.

Alex M: At least you and Cedric are going so it’s not gonna be like…

Casey: Awkward.

Alex M: Too like “Hey! What’s up man?”

Casey: Okay this is what I’m gonna do. In the middle of the dinner or something, I’m gonna be like “Oh Cedric, hey, I forgot something in your car”. And I’m gonna talk to Cedric about it.

Alex M: That’s good, that’s good. Talk to the friend, talk to the friend. 

Casey: Let him know that you like have something for him but don’t act all like needy and like…

Alex M: Oh no. Oh hell no.

Casey: Clingy you know? Yeah I know you.

Alex M: I got it.

Casey: Yeah. (The guys shows up and honk. The girls go outside and get in)

Alex M: I’m nervous.

Casey: Be confident, Al.

Cedric: Hi.

Alex M & Casey: Hi.

Alex M: Boys honking, what is that? Come up and get us.

Cedric: Yeah I tried it didn’t work out.

Casey: Hi.

Alex M: Hi Jason.

Jason: What’s up Alex? (Casey laughs)

CUT TO: Jessica’s House

She is calling Jason. He doesn’t answer.

Jason: (On machine) Hey this is Jason. Leave me a message and I’ll call you back. 

Jessica: Jason, it’s Jess. Call me back on my cell when you this, k, bye. (She hangs up)

CUT TO: Restaurant

Jason holds the door open for the girls.

Casey: Thank you J. How gentleman of you.

Cedric: Yeah good job bud.

Jason: Thanks.

Casey: Thank you. (They sit down)

Alex M: Oh thanks Ced.

Casey: I’m excited for dinner, aren’t you?

Cedric: This place is really good.

Alex M: Have you eaten here before?

Cedric: No.

Casey: Hey Ced.

Cedric: Yes my name.

Casey: I left my phone in your car. Will you come with me to get it?

Cedric: Yeah.

Casey: We’ll be right back. (Alex M and Jason laugh)

Jason: This is not about…

Cedric: You too have a good time.

Alex M: Oh. (She laughs)

Jason: What’s so funny?

Alex M: I just…I don’t know. Nothing.

Jason: You got something to ask me?

Alex M: No. Why, what do you think I’m gonna ask you?

Jason: I have no idea.

Alex M: I don’t have anything to ask you.

Jason: Just wondering.

Alex M: What’s wrong?

Jason: Nothing. (They laugh)

Alex M: So you and Jessica?

Jason: It’s good.

Alex M: It is? (She laughs)  So…were you guys having like a…last night were you having a family party at your house?

Jason: Not last night…Oh yeah there was one. Why? How did you know?

Alex M: ‘Cause I drove past, ‘cause I was going towards the park. Like over by there in that area. I was like “Oh”.

Jason: What were you doing over there?

Alex M: Just hanging out with some friends.

Jason: Who?

Alex M: I don’t know…just some friends.

Casey: Hi.

Jason: Hey that was pretty long.

Casey: I had boy problems.

Jason: Nah that’s cool.

Casey: Sorry!

Cedric: Hey cutie.

CUT TO: Jessica’s House

She tries calling Jason again.

Jason: (Machine) Hey this is Jason. Leave me a message and I’ll call- (Jessica Hangs up)

CUT TO: The Next day – Morgan S.’s House

She is in the kitchen when Taylor comes in.

Morgan S: Hey.

Taylor: Hey Morgie.

Morgan S: Stopped by to get some cereal?

Taylor: My house ran out of milk. My brother drank all the milk.

Morgan S: Where’s Al?

Taylor:  I don’t know. She was out really late last night to dinner with Cedric and Jason +…there’s a hair in my cereal.

Morgan S: Probably yours.

Taylor: It probably is. Cedric and Jason and Casey.

Morgan S: I can just see this escaulding into drama.

Taylor:  I know. Of course it is. Everything with Alex and everything with Jessica escauldes into drama.

Morgan S: Everything dealing with Jason escauldes into drama. Tay, I drove home the other night and Kristin’s car was right outside of Talan’s house.

Taylor: He’s such a hypocrite. Ugh.

Morgan S: I don’t know. Just talk to him.

CUT TO: Jessica’s House

She is outside when Kristin and Alex H show up.

Alex H: Hi J.

Kristin: Hi J.

Jessica: What’s up biatches? What ya doin’?

Alex H: Not much.

Kristin: We just got Sidekicks.

Jessica: Ooh. Fun.

Kristin: They’re so much fun.

Jessica: Let me see.

Kristin: Here you can flip through it.

Jessica: Okay so I have to tell you something but you can’t yell at me + like get really mad.

Kristin: Uh oh.

Jessica: Last night Jason and I were supposed to hang out and he like never called me to tell we wouldn’t hang out. Just completely stood me up.

Alex H: Wow.

Kristin: I’m not gonna yell at you, I’m just gonna say Why why are you still with him? Like look what he does to you Jessica.

Alex H: It really doesn’t surprise me. It doesn’t.

Kristin: Have you talked to him since then?

Jessica: Nope.

Kristin: But you don’t care.

Jessica: Of course I care. Are you kidding me?

Kristin: Why don’t you do something about it Jess?

Jessica: I know, I know.

Kristin: I mean like all I ever talk about with anymore is how Jason keeps hurting you.

Jessica: So how about your dinner with Talan?

Kristin: Yeah let’s forget about Jason. It’s your relationship not mine. So fine. Well anyway Talan’s fun.

Jessica: Ooh.

Kristin: No it’s not “Ooh”. It’s just fun.

Alex H: But he likes you so that makes it “ooh” on his part.

Jessica: Yeah.

Alex H: What’s the deal with him and Taylor?

Kristin: I don’t know.

Alex H: He’s like obsessed with Taylor and Taylor like falls for it.

Kristin: No Taylor just like…

Alex H: She doesn’t fall for it.

Kristin: She likes the attention. So she’s like “Wait what Talan?” (They laugh)

CUT TO: The Beach

Taylor and Talan are talking.

Talan: You and Kristin? You’d go “What? Don’t compare me to Kristin”.

Taylor: Oh Talan you like her. You like her…

Talan: I don’t like her.

Taylor: You’re like “I don’t like because she won’t be with me”. Oh my…

Talan: Well that’s true.

Taylor: You said that. You’d be with Kristin?

Talan: Taylor…

Taylor: You’d be with her if she would be?

Talan: Yeah ‘cause I couldn’t get anyone else.

Taylor: Oh my…That’s just… Okay then go be with a whore. Go be with Kristin.

Talan: Taylor you’re being so mean to me right now.

Taylor: ‘Cause I care about you. It’s not like I’m like “F**k you”. Don’t do that.

Talan: Why do you care about me?

Taylor: Why do you care about me Talan?

Talan: I don’t.

Taylor: Okay.

Talan: You know that I’ve been so…

Taylor: You can say whatever you want to say. You don’t act like it.

Talan: I don’t act like it? I don’t act like it.

Taylor: You don’t act like it. You won’t say…this is such bull s**t.

Talan: I do! I am real. I’m just…I guess I do care about you but I don’t want to admit it. ‘Cause when I admit it all I do is kid myself and I’m just doing something…

Taylor: You’re kidding yourself?

Talan: I’m totally kidding myself. Because all I’m doing is I’m caring about some girl that I’m never gonna be with I’m never gonna have any intimate relationship with.

Taylor: Because you hook up with girls like her.

Talan: Listen to me. Just listen to what I’m gonna say.

Taylor: Because you want girls that are not like me.

Talan: Taylor you know I’ve done everything I could do in my power and it’s retarded. Listen. What do you want me to do? I’ve tried so many times. I told you how I feel all the way to the point where it’s like sad and I’m like crying to myself. What happens? Nothing. Nothing’s ever happened after that. So why am I gonna do it again? Why am I gonna get involved? I don’t wanna crash and burn Taylor. Look you know that I care.  You honestly know that I care. Even if I said I didn’t care a million times over you know I care.

Taylor: I hate you so much.

Talan: Why? I love you I don’t hate you. I don’t love you I L-U-V you. (They get up and leave. As they walk Taylor puts her arm around Talan and kisses his cheek then rubs his back.

The End

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Transcribed by SARAH NICHOLETT for http://www.twiztv.com
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