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First it shows the beach. Then Kristin in her room putting on a bikini. We find out she is narrating this season.

Kristin: (V.O.) This is Laguna Beach, California. A small town in Orange County. You may have heard of it. It’s a place I call home. That’s me Kristin. I just finished my senior year at Laguna Beach High School and my friends and I ruled the school. (Shows her walking outside school with Alex H and Jessica. Then shows Jessica and Kristin at the beach with boys) This is my best friend Jessica. With our ex’s off at college, it was our year to hang out with some new boys. (First shows Kristin in her house then shows Alex M and Taylor walking on the beach) But of course we had some competition. (Shows Alex M playing guitar, then crying, then singing in a school play) That’s Alex. She’s a drama queen. No really. When she’s not acting in the school plays she’s making a play for Jessica’s boyfriend. (Shows Alex M with Jason) Yeah that’s right. And that brings us to Jason. (Shows Jason on the beach) Jason is Laguna’s very own bad boy. (Shows him playing baseball. Then with Jessica at Winter Formal) I’ve warned Jessica to watch out for him. He’s so hot but such a heartbreaker. (Shows Kristin in her house again) Guess it takes one to know one. (Shows Talan with Kristin + then surfing with Jason and at the beach with Jason) You all know who that is, Talan. He’s best friends with Jason. Those types always stick together. (Shows Kristin’s birthday party where Kristin blows him a kiss and he hugs her) Talan really grew up this year and I really noticed. (Shows Talan with Taylor and then Taylor by herself) But so did Alex’s best friend Taylor. (Then shows Kristin annoyed) She may look all nice and innocent but I’m not buying it. (Shows Alex M + Taylor walking down the street watching Alex H and Kristin walk on the opposite side of them) As long as those two stay out of my life we’ll be okay. Right like that will happen. (Shows LC sitting by herself then on her cell phone) Oh + speaking of staying out of my life, you’re probably wondering what happened to Lauren or LC as her friends call her. (Shows her walking with Stephen) Well Lauren spent exactly one semester in San Francisco with Stephen before she balled. (Shows LC and Stephen talking)

Stephen: So what are you…what are you planning on doing then?

LC: I’m gonna leave San Francisco. I gave it a chance and it didn’t work.

Stephen: That’s weak.

Kristin: (V.O.) (Shows Kristin in her house then LC packing up her stuff + leaving) I called that the day she left. She thought it was her chance to finally get Stephen. Uh, yeah right.  I guess things didn’t end up happily ever after. How could they? (Shows Stephen walking alone) I mean, Stephen called me almost every day. (Shows Kristin at the beach with Alex H and Jessica) As for me, I was having the time of my life. But last year’s seniors were coming back for Christmas break and I had to tell Stephen I moved on.

Kristin: (Shows her talking to Stephen at the beach and him in his room) I think that it’d be better if both of us just sort of dated other people and do our own thing for a little while. (He hangs up)

Kristin: (V.O.) (She’s outside) I mean I felt bad. But I wasn’t going to let anything ruin my senior year.

Opening Credits

CUT TO: Kristin’s House

Her, Alex H, and Jessica are hanging by the pool.

Kristin: What are you guys talking about?

Jessica: We were just talking about how much better it is now that we’re seniors.

Kristin: Oh I love it.

Jessica: And not juniors anymore.

Kristin: Doesn’t it seem like we were just freshman?

Jessica: Mm-hmm.

Alex H: Yeah.

Jessica: Oh yeah. I remember freshman orientation, like what I wore, going in being so nervous, like walking around the school, getting a tour, I remember all of that.

Alex H: You got a tour?

Jessica: Yeah.

Alex H: Dork.

Jessica: Like where all my classes were, I didn’t know. I know I was a dork though.

Kristin: Yeah you were.

Jessica: I still am.

Alex H: I feel like being a senior, like you just kinda mature a lot more.  With drama and gossip, when you hear about it, you just don’t care anymore.

Kristin: Yeah, I love not caring. It’s so nice for December.

Jessica: I know.

Alex H: I know.

Christmas is in what, 2 weeks? All the people who graduated last year are coming back soon.

Jessica: I know.

Alex H: It’s gonna be weird.

Jessica: For Christmas break.

Kristin: It’s gonna be really weird to see Stephen.

Alex H: What did Stephen say after you called him and told him that you like wanted to see other people?

Kristin: He was pissed.

CUT TO: San Francisco

First it shows places in San Francisco then Stephen in his room. His alarm goes off and he gets out of bed. Then it cuts where he is leaving to go home.

Ryan: What are you looking forward to about going home?

Stephen: Just the beach. My own bed. Privacy dude.

Ryan: The girls?

Stephen: No girls.

Ryan: How are things going to be with you and Kristin?

Stephen: I don’t know.

Ryan Hey chill when you go back home. I’ll see you in So Cal.

CUT TO: Academy of Art University

LC leaves with her stuff. She hails a cab, puts her stuff in the back, + gets in.

CUT TO: Bard College

Trey is packing his stuff. He leaves on his skateboard.

CUT TO: Lo

She is putting her stuff in her car.

CUT TO: Morgan

She walks to her car. She puts her stuff in her car and then gets in it.

CUT TO: Trey

He is getting on a train to go home.

CUT TO: LC

She is still in the cab.

CUT TO: Stephen

He is on a bus, listening to music.

CUT TO: Lo

She is driving home.

CUT TO: Trey

He is still on the train.

CUT TO: LC

She is on the plane home. It shows the plane land.

CUT TO: Laguna Beach.

It shows the beach and then downtown Laguna.

CUT TO: LC’s House

She is un-packing her stuff in her room when the doorbell rings. When she goes to get it, we see it is Lo. LC opens the door and she and Lo hug.

Lo: Hi how are you? Hello. You look so pretty.

LC: Look how cute you look.

Lo: Give me a hug. (They hug) Oh are you so happy to be home?

LC: Yes.

Lo: I’m happy to be home too. (LC shuts the door) Oh my gosh your house is so pretty. It’s all furnished and beautiful.

LC: I know. We had the furniture done.

Lo: How was San Francisco? Are you like back for good?

LC: (She nods) Mm-hmm.

Lo: Aren’t you excited?

LC: Mm-hmm. I did all my packing and it’s all in my room and it’s everywhere.

Lo: Ooh, I wanna see. (They hug) I’m so happy that you’re home. Yay! Now we can hang out again before I have to go back to school. Oh god!

LC: I know.

Lo: Oh my goodness it’s beautiful. (They sit on the couch) I’m so excited.

LC: You’re all cold.

Lo: I know it’s cold at the top of this hill. I’m so excited for my Christmas party tomorrow. Everyone’s coming. Yay. It’s Christmastime!

CUT TO: John Wayne Airport in Orange County

Stephen comes out of the airport. He gets in a cab to go home. As he sits in the cab he has flashbacks of him and Kristin last summer.

CUT TO: Kristin and Stephen at the beach

Kristin: I’m gonna miss you next year. (He kisses her)

Stephen: I wanna come down and hang out with you. Even if you have a boyfriend which is hard.

Kristin: I’m not gonna have a boyfriend.

End of Flashback.

It shows Stephen in the cab.

CUT TO: Flashback

Stephen and Kristin at the beach again.

Stephen: You’re my first and only like actual real relationship. What would happen in your perfect world?

Kristin: Everytime you’d come back we’d still be together. And you wouldn’t hook up with any girls. And I wouldn’t hook up with any guys.

Stephen: Then don’t hook up with any guys.

Kristin: Okay then don’t hook up with any girls.

End of Flashback

It shows Stephen in the cab again.

CUT TO: Flashback

Stephen is listening to a message from Kristin.

Kristin: Stephen hey it’s Kristin. I just wanted to tell you this before you heard it from someone else. I’ve been seeing this guy Matt. Well why don’t we just talk when you are in Laguna?

CUT TO: Cab

Stephen is sitting in it still. It pulls up to his house. He gets out + goes inside. He puts his stuff on his bed. He sees his cat and pets it.

CUT TO: Outside

Kristin and Jessica are walking.

Jessica: So when does Stephen get back into town?

Kristin: He comes back today, but I haven’t really talked to him for about a week.

Jessica: Really? That’s the last time you talked to him?

Kristin: Yeah.

Jessica: How’d that go?

Kristin: I mean fine. We just…we haven’t really talked. I think it’s better that we don’t talk as much you know what I mean?

Jessica: Yeah.

CUT TO: Stephen’s

He takes out his phone and calls Kristin (It goes back and forth between Kristin and Stephen)

Kristin: Hello?

Stephen: Kiki Cavalleri.

Kristin: Oh hey. (Kristin mouths to Jessica that it’s Stephen on the phone)

Stephen: What’s going on?

Kristin: Nothing. What are you doing?

Stephen: You wanna meet up?

Kristin: Yeah what do you wanna do?

Stephen: You wanna meet me at Oak Street lookout or something?

Kristin: Right now?

Stephen: Uh yeah. I’m like I’m finishing un packing, but uh…

Kristin: Well do it later. I have to go to the mall.

Stephen: You what?

Kristin: I have to go to the mall so can we just meet like now?

Stephen: Uh, yeah.

Kristin: Okay.

Stephen: All right, bye.

Kristin: Bye. (They hang up)

CUT TO: Road

Kristin is driving to meet Stephen.

CUT TO: Road

Stephen is walking to meet Kristin

CUT TO: Oak Street Lookout

Kristin is parking her car. Stephen is waiting for her. He walks down the steps to meet her. She walks the steps too.

Stephen: What up, bud? (He hugs her) How you doing?

Kristin: Good, how are you?

Stephen: What’s up?

Kristin: Nothing.

Stephen: Yeah.

Kristin: So?

Stephen: So?

Kristin: What are you doing for Christmas?

Stephen: I’m here. Just hanging out with family I guess.

Kristin: What?

Stephen: Just hanging out with family I guess. What are you doing?

Kristin: Just sitting home. (Stephen sits down. She hits him on the head + he hits her back) Cheer up.

Stephen: You’re my buddy.

Kristin: Get out of here.

Stephen: Why cheer up? I’m fine. (He gets up) You cheer up.

Kristin: I’m fine. You’re being weird.

Stephen: I’m not being weird.

Kristin: Yeah you are.

Stephen: Cool.

Kristin: What the hell’s your problem? Are you still mad at me?

Stephen: What?

Kristin: Are you still mad at me?

Stephen: Dude, there’s nothing wrong with me.

Kristin: Then cheer up.

Stephen: Sorry I’m not…

Kristin: Sorry what?

Stephen: Am I supposed to be really happy to see you or something?

Kristin: Uh, no. That’s not what I’m saying.

Stephen: Dude, I’m good. (Kristin says something) What was that?

Kristin: Nothing. (They don’t say anything for a while) All right, well…

Stephen: What are you doing?

Kristin: I don’t know. I guess I’m gonna go because there’s no point in me staying here. (Kristin leaves. Stephen sits down again. Kristin gets in her car and calls someone.) Hi I’m coming to get you right now. Stephen’s a f**king idiot. I’m just leaving the beach. He like he’s so immature, like he can’t even hang out with me, for like, God he’s such a idiot. Like he…like he can’t handle the fact that I’ve like moved on so he has to be a d**k about it and he can’t just be mature and like have like a normal conversation. He gets like this little attitude and like I hate boys! No like…I hate boys…yeah, ‘cause they’re immature + stupid. (Then it shows Stephen at the beach)

CUT TO: Shop

Alex H, Jessica, and Kristin are shopping. They go in a place and run into Morgan.

Alex H: What if you were like you had a husband and he saw that…

Kristin: Well at least you found out about it you know what I mean? Morgan!

Morgan: Hey! What’s up?

Kristin: What are you doing here? (They hug)

Morgan: How are you?

Kristin: How are you?

Morgan: Good. Hey girls. So anything new with you guys?

Kristin: You look cute. You always look cute though.

Morgan: Oh yeah right. But…

Kristin: What’s going on?

Morgan: I don’t know. I’ve been dating a lot lately.

Kristin: I was gonna ask if you had any boys in your life. I’ve been dating.

Morgan: You have? Who have you been dating?

Kristin: A boy named Matt.

Morgan: Matt? Cute. How you know him?

Kristin: I met him up at USC.

Morgan: Fun.

Kristin: Yeah you have to meet him.

Morgan: College boy.

Jessica: He’s cute. I met him.

Kristin: He’s such a gentleman and he’s such a nice guy.

Morgan: It’s because he’s in college, I tell you.

Kristin: I know.

Morgan: Those high school boys…(shakes her head)

Kristin: I know.

Morgan: Well does that mean no more Stephen?

Kristin: No more Stephen.

Morgan: You’re just totally over it?

Kristin: Yeah. It’s time to like move on.

Jessica: (Claps) Yay!

Kristin: And like do our own thing.

Morgan: Can’t hold on forever.

Kristin: Exactly. And I wanna do my own thing, he needs to do his own thing, so I’m just doing my own thing.

Morgan: Good.

Kristin: (Her phone rings) That’s him.

Morgan: Ooh.

Kristin: I’m gonna get this. (They all laugh) Hey.

Morgan: That’s funny. Well you guys I’m gonna like head home now.

Alex H: Bye Morgan.

Morgan: It was good seeing you. (She leaves)

Jessica: Alex make me stop lusting Jason.

Alex H: If you’re aware with the fact that you’re like obsessed with him then why don’t you like stop it?

Jessica: Because I can’t. I’ve tried and it just doesn’t work.

Kristin: Bye. (Hangs up her phone and goes over to them)

Jessica: It doesn’t work.

Kristin: What are you talking about?

Jessica: Jason. What do you think?

Kristin: How did I know? Let’s go to Surf and Sport.

Jessica: You’re driving there?

Kristin: Yeah unless you wanna walk ‘cause I don’t.

Jessica: That sucks.

Alex H: What? I don’t like driving.

Kristin: You should like pay me for gas ‘cause I’m always driving.

Alex H: But you offer most of the time.

Kristin: Look there’s Jason and Tyler. There’s your boyfriend.

Alex H: Oh my god.

Kristin: You guys are dorks.

Alex H: Hi guys.

Kristin: What up?

Jason: What’s up ladies? 

Jessica: Ok bye darling.

Jason: Bye baby.

Kristin: (They walk away) I hate when friends get boyfriends. (Jason + Jessica kiss) Jessica! (She gets in Kristin’s car)

Jessica: He’s so cute. (Jason and Tyler drive away)

CUT TO: Stephen’s House

He is outside hanging with Dieter

Dieter: You think LC’s gonna have a rough couple of months here?

Stephen: Dude I feel sorry for her.

Dieter: It’s not gonna be fun for her.

Stephen: I don’t want her to stick around here.

Dieter: I’d go crazy.

Stephen: So what you up to today?

Dieter: Meeting with Jessica for the first time since coming back.

Stephen: Seriously?

Dieter: Yup. It should be fun. That’s like done, there’s nothing there, obviously but I don’t know, I like love the chick so I’m like confused, I don’t know.

Stephen: You’re stupidly in love.

Dieter: Yeah.

Stephen: What happened with her and Jason?

Dieter: He’s the equivalent of Jess. Which is like a no win situation. And that’s like how Jess is kinda so like… All right. I gotta go do this thing.

Stephen: Good luck with that.

CUT TO: Surf Bench

Jessica is waiting for Dieter.

Jessica: Answer your phone. Where are you? Hurry f**king up please. (Shut her phone. Dieter shows up) Thanks for being so prompt and studious + cerdious and responsible.

Dieter: Hi.

Jessica: Good. How are you? (They hug)

Dieter: Good. Look it’s 3:00.

Jessica: No it’s 3:15. You should change your clock.  (They sit down)

Dieter: How are the kids? (He laughs) I’m just joking. Smile. (She gives him a fake smile)

Jessica: How you’ve been?

Dieter: How have I been? I’ve been great. How about you?

Jessica: I’ve been absolutely wonderful. Thank you.

Dieter: How’s your boyfriend treating you?

Jessica: Fine.

Dieter: That’s good to hear.

Jessica: Why?

Dieter: I’m just wondering.

Jessica: You have a girlfriend?

Dieter: What? No, hell no. (Shakes his head)

Jessica: Why not?

Dieter: What?

Jessica: Why not?

Dieter: Definitely the last thing I want.

Jessica: Sorry.

Dieter: Sorry for what? Why say sorry? I just wanna be chill and like…

Jessica: We are.

Dieter: I don’t know. It’s weird ‘cause Jason like doesn’t let you talk to me from what I hear.

Jessica: He doesn’t care if I talk…No Dieter he doesn’t care if I talk to you or not but its like a common like respect thing.

Dieter: After what we had we shouldn’t be like this. We shouldn’t be like so on edge.

Jessica: But Dieter you know and you’ve admitted it before you make it like this. (She puts on her turtleneck)

Dieter: I don’t want like him to think I still want involved in it, I don’t want him to care but if I hear that he’s f**king someone else, I’m gonna get pissed and I’m gonna call you because I still care about you.

CUT TO: Batting Cages

Jason is playing there with Cedric

Jason: All right so you’re gonna let me go? All right sweet. Ok bye. (Jason hits Cedric with the bat)

Cedric: Got a game today?

Jason: Yeah.

Cedric: Against who?

Jason: I don’t know. You gonna come?

Cedric: Is it part of a tournament?

Jason: Yeah.

Cedric: Yeah? You gonna pitch?

Jason: Probably.

Cedric: Yeah I’ll come. So how are you and Jessica? Do you get along?

Jason: Do I get along?

Cedric: With her?

Jason: Yeah. Pretty good. (Cedric hits the ball and they laugh)

Cedric: So, uh, do you have a crush on Alex?

Jason: What? What makes you say that?

Cedric: I don’t know. I hear rumors. Casey.

Jason: Casey said what? What she’d say?

Cedric: She’s like…(They hit each other) like uh, not to like date but just to be kinda like, you know, hook up buddies.

Jason: Are you serious?

Cedric: Yeah.

Jason: What do you think about Alex?

Cedric: She’s kinda wild?

Jason: Wild?

Cedric: Isn’t she kinda wild?

Jason: No. I heard she’s kinky though. (They laugh)

CUT TO: The Mall

Alex M and Taylor are shopping.

Taylor: There’s a cute guy right there.

Alex M: Where, where?

Taylor: To the left.

Alex M: To the left. Walking? (They laugh. They go in a store)

Taylor: Does Jessica Simpson have them? Those are so cute.

Alex M: Those are so cute. (Tries on shoes) How cute would these be with like a short jean skirt?

Taylor: You should get those.

Alex M: (She pays for the shoes) That was so well worth the $607.00 that they were. (They leave the store and go in another one)

Taylor: I know. Okay if Jason and Jessica weren’t together would you hook up with him?

Alex M: What? I don’t know.

Taylor: You don’t know? Do you think he’s cute?

Alex M: I can’t…Of course, Jason’s really cute.

Taylor: I know.

Alex M: But I couldn’t…I couldn’t really…I don’t know. That would be very interesting. Probably. Probably would. Probably just kiss him or something. But he’s off…

Taylor: With guys it’s like “Oh wow!” You know? Like you just kinda…

Alex M: But he’s off limits though.

Taylor: Yeah but you never know if that could last. (Alex nods)

CUT TO: Restaurant

Jessica and Jason are there on a date

Jason: Is this where we’re gonna eat?

Jessica: Yeah.

Man: Hey guys.

Jason: How’s it going?

Jessica: Hi.

Man: Good, two?

Jason: Yeah.

Jessica: Two yeah.

Jason: This place is mellow.

Jessica: It’s good.

Jason: Take a bite.

Jessica: What is this meat stuff?

Jason: Probably meatball.

Jessica: That’s not what a meatball looks like.

Jason: Like it?

Jessica: (Nods) Good. (To Waiter) Thank you.

Jason: (She starts to put her hair up) Don’t put your hair up. (She stops) What time is it? What time do you have to be home tonight?

Jessica: Why don’t you just sleep at my house?

Jason: You wanna do that? (It shows their feet then Jason nods at her)

Jessica: Thanks honey.

Jason: Of course.

Jessica: Ready? (They get up and leave)

CUT TO: The Next Day – Christina’s House

Morgan knocks at the door. Christina gets it.

Christina: Got it! (She opens the door and hugs Morgan) Hi!

Morgan: Hi! How are you?

Christina: I’m good. How are you?

Morgan: Good.

Christina: You look so good. Look at your hair. It’s so long.

Morgan: I know.

Christina: It looks good. And your bangs.

Morgan: You look so pretty. Your style it’s really improved. (They go in the kitchen)

Christina: So how’s life Morg?

Morgan: Um, great. Utah’s fun.

Christina: Good.

Morgan: And um, I’m having such a good time out there. It’s so different. Like it’s total culture shock. But I mean it’s fun. And people are different. The whole thing’s been kind of this humbling experience, which makes me miss home.

Christina: Yeah. Well tonight should be fun.

Morgan: I know.

Christina: Like to see everybody.

Morgan: I’m excited. I’m way excited. I ran into Kristin actually yesterday and she said that she was going to Lo’s.

Christina: That’s gonna be weird, like her and Stephen.

Morgan: I know. That’s what I said. I was like “So like what’s with you + Stephen? Like are you guys going together or like hooking up now that you’re back home?” She’s like “No, I’m over that”.

Christina: That sucks ‘cause he really likes her.

Morgan: Oh yeah. At Lo’s, it’s gonna be Stephen wanting Kristin, Kristin over Stephen, Lauren…uh…Lauren following Stephen. It’s gonna like you know back to high school.

Christina: I wonder if anyone’s changed.

Morgan: I know.

Christina: I’m excited. It’s started.

Morgan: Let’s go get ready.

Christina: Okay, yeah, let’s go get excited.

CUT TO: Lo’s House

Everyone comes to her house for the party.

Lo: I’m so excited to see you for break. (She hugs LC) I know we’ve already like seen each other but it’s nice to have you home.

LC: It’s nice to be home.

Lo: It is nice to be home.

LC:  It’s like every time I see a new person, it’s so cool ‘cause like when we left we were sick of everyone.

Lo: I know.

LC: And now we see them and we’re like…

Lo: At the end of summer it was kind of like a relief to go to school.

LC: But now it’s really cool to see everyone. I’ve missed everyone so much. (Christina and Morgan come in. Then Stephen comes in)

Lo: Stevie! (LC goes over to him and they hug. Then Stephen hugs Dieter)

Stephen: Trey! (They hug)

Trey: What’s up?

Jen: This night needs to stop and it’s only 10.

Lo: This night does not need to stop.

LC: This night has only begun. 

Jen: You guys are not on east coast time apparently.

LC: No we’re on south coast time.

Lo: South coast?

Jen: South coast?

Lo: You mean…

LC: West coast.

Jen: West coast.

Lo: Whoa, LC.

Stephen: We’re back home dude. I’m so glad to be back dude. It’s on, it’s on. Dude we’re on break.

LC: What’s your name?

Lo: Then you grew on me.

Stephen: Buddies.

Lo: Stevie, baby.

LC: Where the hell’s my present? Is this it?

Morgan: Guys we should have done a gift exchange.

LC: There’s nothing there. Really though, do you have my present with you?

Stephen: I do. It’s at home.

LC: Will you just tell me what it is? (She gives him a face and he grabs her nose)

Stephen: It’s not a gift.

 LC: I know it’s just that you…

Stephen: It’s just something to prove that I was thinking about you and I do love you.

LC: I know you love me. (He hugs her)

Stephen: (Someone knocks over a couch) Whoa! (Then they put it back up. A plant is knocked over. Then Kristin and Alex H come in. Kristin hugs Morgan S. Then she hugs Gary)

Gary: Woo! (Alex H laughs. It shows Stephen looking annoyed)

Kristin: (To someone) How are you? (She hugs Talan)

Stephen: Oh thanks for the hug.

Kristin: Hi. Oh shut up Stephen. (They hug. She walks away) Hi cutie.

Talan: So you’ve moved back in with your parents?

LC: I’ve moved back. My mom…

Talan: We should hang out. Like seriously.

LC: I wanna hang with you because I love you but I don’t want it to be like high school parties.

Talan: I don’t even do that anyway.

Jen: Like every person should get out of Laguna…once in their life.

Kristin: Oh, I agree. I know, that’s why Lauren’s moving home. I’m like…you’re a dumbass, dude. Dumbass! (Jen looks at her and tells her LC can hear her. LC looks their way) I don’t care.

Gary: I wanna talk about all about this new boy.

Kristin: I know, I know. Oh we will.

Gary: Does Stephen know?

Kristin: Um, kind of but he doesn’t know the extent of it. So…(zips her lips) exactly. (Her phone rings and she answers it) Oh! I’m in love, I’m in love, I’m in love. Don’t you just love him? Oh my god, let’s send him one back. (It shows Stephen upset) Okay. All righty, let’s press replay. (It shows Kristin with Gary laughing. Then it shows LC looking for Stephen)

Stephen: (Kristin laughs) Ow, that was right in my ear.

Kristin: Sorry, was that yours? (Stephen grabs her face and she pushes him away. She looks annoyed at him) Oh, oh, are you talking about Marine Biology? (LC looks over at Stephen)

Stephen: I’m so mad. You don’t even know. It’s so hard to like look you in the eye. It’s weird. (He shrugs)

Kristin: We’ll talk later. (He kisses her on the forehead)

Stephen: Call me…call me.

Kristin: I’ll call you.

Stephen: Please.

Kristin: I will. (She walks away from him. Then it shows Stephen walk + then Kristin and Alex H leave Lo’s party. Then it shows Stephen)

CUT TO: The Beach

Stephen and Dieter are there talking.

Dieter: I wanna sauce.

Stephen: The waves, low tide. What are we gonna do? (They go down to the beach and sit down) Last night was mellow.

Dieter: Obviously, Kristin is done, but like…she just needs to end that, dude.

Stephen: It’s weird.

Dieter: And about LC and stuff. LC’s my best friend in the world, but no matter what she says, she still wants you and I can tell. (He doesn’t say anything) You got like no comment? We’ll see.

Stephen: I’m very cautious about that one.

CUT TO: Road

Alex H, Kristin, and Jessica are walking.

Kristin: You are street walkers.

Alex H: You guys are both street walkers bitch.

Kristin: I’m proud of it though.

Alex H: Anyways, my brother just got a poker set, so I was thinking we should have a poker party.

Kristin: That’d actually be a lot of fun.

Jessica: Yeah.

Alex H: But like girls only and like we dress up.

Kristin: Let’s do it tonight.

Alex H: Yeah.

Kristin: Isn’t…that’s when Casey’s party is.

Alex H: Yeah I just thought about that.

Kristin: Ah whatever. I don’t need to go to that.

Jessica: Learn how to be more fake.

Kristin: Yeah that’d be good too. Like where she gets her make-up. Look like a Barbie doll.

CUT TO: Casey’s House

She is in her room with her hair stylist getting ready for her party.

Casey: What are we gonna do with my hair?

April: Do you wanna do it big with the rollers?

Casey: Yeah. Curly?

April: And then we can touch it up. Yeah, with the curling iron.

Casey: Yeah.

April: Are you excited about your party tonight?

Casey: Yeah I am.

April: Who’s all coming?

Casey: A bunch of my girlfriends and some guys +…

April: Oh how fun.

Casey: Yeah it’s gonna be really fun I think.  

April: What’s going on with you?

Casey: No, just stuff.

April: How’s school?

Casey: I love it.

April: Much better than your other school?

Casey: Oh yeah. I love it. I love Laguna. It’s so much fun.

April: You’re a beauty queen.

Casey: Like pageant girl.

April: Remember that one pageant you were in?

Casey: Oh yeah. You did my hair. I love pageants though. They were fun don’t you think?

April: Yeah. How many were you in?

Casey: Like five.

CUT TO: Alex M.’s House

She and Morgan S are getting ready for Casey’s party

Alex M: I’m excited ‘cause I’ve never been to Casey’s house before.

Morgan S: It is probably one of biggest houses I’ve ever been in.

Alex M: I’m happy Casey came to our school. I think she’s really sweet.

Morgan: I think she’s really sweet. It must be hard to go to four different schools.

Alex M: Honestly, like, I remember the first day of school and Kristin was like “Don’t talk to her”. I’m like…

Morgan S: I think she’s probably one of the sweetest girls I’ve met.

Alex M: Yeah she is really sweet. And she just seems really genuine.

Morgan: Ooh, thanks.

Alex M: Likey?

Morgan: Mm-hmm. Do you have eyeliner on right now?

Alex M: Mm, just the bottom.

Morgan S: Um, Jason just called me and Jason’s going.

Alex M: Uh oh.

CUT TO: Alex H’s House

Everyone is there for the poker party.

Kristin: Who put Jessica in charge of the cards?

Alex H: I don’t know.

Jessica: I know, I know. (She moves the cards with another card)

Alex H: Oh, can I do it? Let me just…wait let me just…

Girl: You should have seen Casey in Albert’s today.

Kristin: Here’s the thing. Casey, is just like, everything from her hair to her personality is fake to me. (Jessica laughs) From her hair to her personality.

Alex H: That’s why I can’t take her seriously.

Kristin: They look like s**t. When she puts her hair up in a ponytail you can see them and I’m like “Ew, dude”.

CUT TO: Casey’s House

She is outside as everyone shows up.

Casey: Hi. Thanks for coming. (Hugs Morgan S) Hello. How are you?

Alex M: Look at her hair. Oh my god look at your house.

Morgan S: Is this the Jacuzzi?

Cedric: No it’s just bubbling for the hell of it.

Alex M: Holy crap. I never knew it was as big as this.

Casey: This is so cute.

Alex M: Casey your whole set up is like the cutest thing in the world.

Casey: Want one?

Alex M: She’s like a Susie Homemaker.

Jason: Where’d you get this?

Casey: Do you want a pink lemonade?

Jason: Of course.

Casey: Here you go.

Jason: Why is it bubbling?

Casey: I don’t know.

Cedric: Who you calling? (Jason goes to call Jessica)

CUT TO: Alex H’s House

Jessica answers her phone.

Jessica: Hello?

Kristin: Is that Jason?

 Jessica: I’m playing a game.

Kristin: Give me the phone. I want to say “Happy Birthday”.

Jessica: Hold on. Kristin wants to ask you something really fast. Hold on. Hold on.

Kristin: Jason, I haven’t seen your girlfriend for a really long time because you’re always with her. So let me…

Girl: Yeah I second that.

Kristin: Yeah we all second that and fourth that and fifth that so let us…don’t give me s**t now Jason. Okay bye.

Jessica: Wait here let me talk to him.

Kristin: No.

Jessica: Okay great.

Kristin: God Jessica.

Alex H: Jason’s cool and all but like honestly like…

Kristin: No not for a boyfriend.

Alex H: Honestly, Jason’s fun but…

Kristin: Not boyfriend material.

CUT TO: Casey’s House

Jason sits down with Alex M and Casey.

Jason: What’s up ladies?

Casey: Hey Jason. How you doin’ babe?  

Alex M: I’m excited to go Formal with you man.

Jason: I know. What’s my surprise? What does it have to do with?

Alex M: I can’t tell you.

Jason: Does it have to do with Formal?

Alex M: There’s two surprises. There’s one for Formal and one tonight.

Jason: Tonight? Is it bad? (She shakes her head no)

CUT TO: Alex H’s House

Kristin: I think he lies to you.

Jessica: You want to bitch at me some more at Jason? Ok bring it on. I hear from everyone every single f**king day.

Alex H: Oh Jessica stop it.

Kristin: Jason lies to you. I’m ending the conversation. Let’s not even talk about it.

Jessica: Okay it’s done then.

Kristin: Jessica I love you but I don’t love your boyfriend. (It shows Jessica and then Jason talking with Alex M)

CUT TO: Kristin’s House

Kristin: What are we doing tonight going bowling?

Alex H: Yeah it’s gonna be fun. All the boys are gonna be there.

Kristin: If you could…Okay if you could hook up with any one in our grade at our school right now, who would it be?

Alex H: There’s absolutely no one. But there’s nobody.

Kristin: Okay I agree with you at that but if you had to choose, had to. Like life or death situation.

Alex H: Um, if I had to choose a boy…

Kristin: No, girl. Alex…

Alex H: If I had to choose one person, probably just ‘cause he’s really hot.

Kristin: Oh really?

Alex H: But like…it’s…see, no, just because he’s the hottest guy. Who would you wanna hook up with?

Kristin: I don’t know. There’s like nobody I really like.

Alex H: Really?

Kristin: I don’t think I’m attracted to guys with blond hair. (In a whisper) I guess I still like Stephen.

Alex H: You’re always gonna have something for Stephen.

Kristin: Yeah. Well it’s too hard…first of all, it’s unrealistic to like have something with him right now and I don’t want anything with him right now. I hope there’s cute boys there tonight. (It goes to outside. A limo shows up + everyone gets in) Run bitches run. Oh my god. You guys. It’s so cool your dad got us a limo. Earlier I was like “Am I driving?” She’s like “No”. She’s like “Don’t worry about that”.

CUT TO: Road

Stephen is driving.

Stephen: How’s it going? Stephen for Lauren. Just go ahead? (Stephen pulls into LC’s driveway. He gets out of the car when she comes outside) Hello.

LC: Hey.

Stephen: How you doing?

LC: Good.

Stephen: Hungry? (They get in the car)

LC: Yeah I was starving and then I kinda ate. No I didn’t eat dinner. But I sat at home and I was like eating little bits.

Stephen: Oh really? (LC laughs)

LC: But I’m still hungry.

Stephen: Ok good. You look very nice tonight.

LC: Thank you Stephen. So do you.

Stephen: Hottie with a body. You’re warm.

LC: A marshmallow. A burnt marshmallow. (She laughs)

CUT TO: Limo

They get to the bowling alley and get out.

Kristin: Oh my god. The boys. (They hug the boys. Then it shows them bowling) Woo! (A boy high fives Kristin after she bowls. Then Kristin calls someone on her phone)

CUT TO: Restaurant

Stephen and LC are having dinner.

Stephen: At the same time like…(To waiter) Thank you.

LC: Thank you.

Waiter: This is for your shells. Toss them in there.

LC: Okay thanks.

Waiter: You get points for each one.

Stephen: Is that good?

LC: Yeah it’s really good.

Stephen: This place is really good. I love this place.

LC: I’ve never been here. What’s up with Kristin and Matt? (Stephen shrugs) You don’t talk to her?

Stephen: I talked to her in there.

LC: Well no I was just wondering ‘cause I didn’t know. Someone told me they were dating and then someone told me that they weren’t.

Stephen: Doesn’t matter to me.

LC: Good.

CUT TO: Bowling Alley

Jessica: Let’s go bitches. (Kristin is still calling someone. It shows them bowling.)

CUT TO: Restaurant

Stephen: That was good. (Stephen’s phone rings. He shows LC that it’s Kristin calling. LC laughs and takes the phone.) No don’t. (She hangs it up) We’ll leave that one at bee.

CUT TO: Bowling Alley

Kristin hangs up her phone. She listens to someone tell a story.

CUT TO: Restaurant

Stephen: Shall we Jacuzzi?

LC: Yeah we shall.  

Stephen: We shall? (They go to the car) I’d open the door for you but it’s all the way over there.

LC: And you’re rude.

Stephen: I’m not rude. I’m nice. (They get in the car) Thanks for gracing me with your presence.

LC: (She’s putting on lip gloss) Aw, same to you. (LC sings to a song on the radio) It goes on and on and on and on.

Stephen: Just this part, just this part. (LC keeps singing. They pull up to LC’s house)

CUT TO: Bowling Alley

Kristin and everyone are leaving and getting back in the limo.

Jessica: I can’t let him control my emotions as much as he does.

Kristin: Woo-hoo!

Alex H: Yeah baby.

Jessica: (On the phone with Jason) Where are you though? You’re not in your f***king car don’t lie. Swear? Swear on our relationship? When are you going home?

Kristin: Jess I don’t trust him.

Alex H: Jessica end it.

Kristin: Be like f**k you. Bye.

Alex H: Why are you dealing with it?

Kristin: I’ll do it for you.

Jessica: (Kristin tries to get the phone) No, no stop.

Alex H: Why are you doing this?

Jessica: Stop it.

Girl: Jessica it’s just gonna put you in a bad mood.

Jessica: Where are you going?

Alex H: Who cares? Get off the phone. (Jessica hangs up)

Kristin: Jess he has the full upper hand on the relationship and he knows it because you let him.

CUT TO: LC’s House

They are going in the Jacuzzi.

Stephen: I get that mood every time I’m in here.

LC: Stop.

Stephen: It’s just like “Just stop, it’s a drop of water. I’ll dunk you”.

LC: It’s different.

Stephen: You look really pretty. I couldn’t have called it any better when I sat right about…

LC: What?

Stephen: When we came here that one day and it was just all empty and we sat in the Jacuzzi, saying “I can’t wait until this thing’s filled”.

LC: Oh yeah.

Stephen: And now it’s filled and we’re sitting here. It seems like so long ago.

LC: It was long ago.

Stephen: This is seriously like my favorite cup of tea in the whole wide world.

CUT TO: Limo

Kristin: Jessica he knows that he can lie to you. I’m sorry, I used to do this with Stephen all the time.

Alex H: Jess…

Jessica: Can we please put on a little music?

Emily: Be happy.

Jessica: I am.

Emily: You look cute in that top.

Kristin: Yeah number two. I know the words. My God. (Kelly Clarkson’s “Since You’ve Been Gone” starts to play and they sing along)

All: Here’s the thing. We started out friends. It was cool but it was all pretend. Yeah, yeah. Since you’ve been gone. (It shows Stephen and LC in the Jacuzzi) Since you’ve been gone. And all you ever hear me say is I picture me with you. That’s all you ever hear me say. But since you’ve been gone I can breathe for the first time. (Shows Stephen and LC again. Then the girls in the limo.) And again, and again, and again. (Shows Stephen and LC as they get out of the Jacuzzi. Then it shows Kristin looking sad. Then Stephen and LC go inside her house. Then it shows Alex H and Kristin in the limo. Then it shows Stephen and LC + then Kristin in the limo and the limo as it drives on the road.)

The End

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Transcribed by SARAH NICHOLETT for http://www.twiztv.com
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