LAGUNA BEACH: THE REAL ORANGE COUNTY
SEASON 1 - EPISODE 6: THE BEST PART OF BREAKING UP...
Original Airdate (MTV): 02-NOV-2004

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Previously on Laguna Beach…

LC: (V.O.) (Shows Cabo) Spring break in Cabo was a wild time. And of course Kristin took it a little too far. (Shows Kristin at the club dancing on the pole) Stephen wasn’t a fan of Kristin’s dancing. And he really lost it when she hooked up with Sam. (Shows her kissing Sam)

Stephen: Slut!

LC: (V.O.) (Shows them at dinner) And who did he come running to? Me. (Shows Stephen kiss LC on the cheek. Then walking on the beach) But what happens in Cabo stays in Cabo. (Shows LC and Lo talking)

Lo: You never hooked up with Stephen?

LC: Lo!

LC: (V.O.) (Shows Stephen looking at Kristin) But maybe this time they’re really done.

Stephen: (At the club) You look so good. Keep dancing on the bar slut.

LC: (V.O.) If I know Kristin, she’s already hard at work to get him back.

CUT TO: Kristin

She’s on the phone outside near her pool with Alex and Morgan S.

Kristin: Yeah. (Hangs up) Hey guys I just got tickets to Blink 182. I think I’m gonna ask Stephen. Do I have shade on me?

Alex: Kristin this is like so déjà vu. Like every time you guys break up.

Kristin: Me and Stephen?

Alex: Yeah. You guys like go through phases.

Kristin: I know.

Alex: It’s like “Okay we’re gonna broken up”. And then you’re back again + then you always somehow…

Kristin: I know. But it’s just like friends you know what I mean?

Alex: It’s like different this time than it was.

Kristin: Yeah.

Alex: It could turn into like you wanting to get back together again.

Kristin: I know.

Morgan S: But I understand like Stephen is really protective over you.

Kristin: He’s knarly like he’s like “I get jealous when you even hug another guy”. I’m like that’s ridiculous. And all I did with Sam was kiss him.

Opening Credits

CUT TO: LC’s House

Lo: Are you serious?

LC: Yeah, do you wanna go?

Lo: Yes. That’s fun. I’ve never been to a concert before.

LC: You’ve never been to any kind of concert?

Lo: Nuh-uh. So it’s Blink 182?

LC: Yeah.

Lo: Ooh, I’m excited.

LC: But I have to go ‘cause I just talked to Trey and I have to go help him ‘cause he’s doing that fashion show.

Lo: I thought you were gonna help me pick out clothes.

LC: Do we have to do that right now?

Lo: No.

LC: Well then we’ll do it later.

Lo: Wait for a fashion show?

LC: Yeah something for AYA.

Lo: I wanna go.

LC: Yeah he might actually need you to model hats for him. (Lo gets all excited.) It’ll be fun.

Lo: As long as it’s a cute hat.

CUT TO: Road

Stephen is driving in his car. Kristin calls him. It shows both Stephen + Kristin as they talk.

Stephen: Hello?

Kristin: Stephen.

Stephen: Hey.

Kristin: Hey what’s up?

Stephen: What are you doing?

Kristin: Nothing. What are you doing?

Stephen: Just driving.

Kristin: Hey, Stephen do you wanna go to a Blink 182 concert with me tomorrow night?

Stephen: Yeah.

Kristin: You don’t sound very excited.

Stephen: Nah. Where is it?

Kristin: You want to?

Stephen: Sure.

Kristin: It’s down in San Diego and we’d have to leave around like 3:00, 4:00, around there. You want to?

Stephen: Yeah I’m down.

Kristin: Okay. Cool. (Shows Stephen in his car. He hangs up the phone, then it shows Kristin hang up her phone.)

CUT TO: Trey’s Fashion Show Location

Trey, Polster, and LC are going inside.

Dora: How many models do we have total?

Trey: Well we have eight me, seven with Jessica, we have supposedly eight with Tanner. So we have both sixteen plus seven is…a lot. (Everyone laughs)

Dora: All right so we have four designers.

Trey: Right.

Tabatha: We’ve just found that the more details that you figure out ahead of time, just makes a smoother event. Especially because we do have 20-25 minute frame. We like the fashion show to be flowing rather to have all four designers go quick, have fast pace music, have the MC on it, so we just to make sure that you’re thinking about all these things.

Trey: It’s definitely on our minds.

Tabatha: We’re thinking of a dress rehearsal tomorrow at 3:00.

Polster: How about like 4:00?

LC: You know what’s really easy? If you take pictures with a digital Polaroid of the T-shirts and the outfits and put them on a big poster board and put them in order, with people’s names under them.

Trey: Oh LC!

LC: Well that’s what we had to do, we used to use the Polaroid’s. Otherwise it’s really confusing.

Trey: Well we gotta go.

Tabatha: Yeah do what you gotta do for tomorrow.

Dora: Definitely have work to do. (Trey, LC, and Polster leave)

LC: Trey I’ll see you at the Blink concert.

Trey: All right. Good deal.

CUT TO: Stephen’s Work

Stephen: Kristin she wants to get back together so bad.

Cara: She does.  So are you gonna hang out more?

Stephen: We have so much fun together.

Cara: Yeah.

Stephen: Like I don’t have that much fun with anybody else. And that’s why we’re good together. Like every other girl that I was with didn’t compare.

Cara: Didn’t compare.

Stephen: She said the same way about me. Now…

Cara: You guys are just kinda maxing out.

Stephen: I know.

Cara: Kinda thing.

Stephen: That’s why it’s so hard. On top of that there’s Lauren. Like she’ll say “Oh I don’t care, I don’t care”, but whatever, but still. I don’t know. She acts a completely different way. We’ll see.

Cara: Yeah.

CUT TO: The Blink 182 Concert

Lo and LC are finding their seats.

Lo: Wait, we’re in section 101?

CUT TO: Outside

Kristin and Stephen are going in. Then Trey and Dieter go in.

CUT TO: Inside.

LC is on her phone.

Stephen: Hello?

LC: Stephen.

Stephen: (Shows him coming in with Kristin) What are you doing?

LC: What are you doing?

Stephen: Just got in here.

LC: In where? Wait are you coming here?

Stephen: Yeah.

LC: Oh I didn’t know you were coming.

Lo: Wait is Stephen coming?

LC: Who are you here with? (Stephen and Kristin have come in)

Stephen: With Kristin.

LC: Are you serious? What is your seat number? (She looks for him. Stephen tries to get her to see him)

Stephen: LC!

Lo: Is he here?

LC: Where is he?

Lo: Stephen! Kristin! (Kristin ignores them) Where’s your guys’ seats? Wait I thought that Sam and Kristin were hooking up.

LC: Where are you sitting? Okay.

Lo: Okay Kristin. Kristin hates us.

LC: No Kristin hates me but that’s okay. (Someone points to where LC + Lo are because that’s where Kristin and Stephen sit) Oh are you kidding me? (Stephen and Kristin go over there and sit) She looks like a happy camper. (LC and Lo laugh)  ‘Cause you called him right?

Lo: So? Kristin wore like her P.J.’s 

Stephen: What a coincidence.

LC: There’s Dieter and Trey. Dieter! Trey! (They go over to them. LC hugs Trey) Thank God. You just saved me from Kristin.

Lo: What seat are you guys in?

Dieter: How much was that? Like 8 bucks? I’m just gonna grab two of these all right?

Trey: Three bucks right there. Three bucks. (He high fives Stephen)

Lo: Oh I see smoke poofs. Smoke poofs. Does that mean people are blazing?

LC: That’s not cigarette poof.

Lo: That’s definitely not a cigarette poof. (People start cheering) Ooh it’s starting. Look.

LC: Whoo! (The show starts. People cheer. LC takes a picture of her + Lo)

Lo: I know this one. (It shows them watching the show and having fun)

CUT TO: The Parking Lot

Everyone is getting ready to leave.

Trey: That was awesome.

Lo: Where’s my car? That’s what I wanna know. (As they try to leave a short guy comes up to them. Lo runs away)

Guy: Hey slow down! I’ve got a fast car and you’d look good in it. What the f**k bitch? What do ya got to say M***** F****r?

LC: Okay now we bail.

Dieter: What up?

Guy: What?

Dieter: I’m not saying anything.

Guy: What’s up dog? Where are these sluts at? I gotta big d**k!

Trey: What did you say?

Lo: I can’t believe that guy called us sluts.

Guy: What you got on it?

Trey: You called these girls sluts?

Guy: What you got on it? Got something on it M***** F****r?

Trey: No, man I got nothing on it.

Guy: What? Yeah bitch!

Trey: I got nothing on it.

Guy: F**kin shut your mouth then M***** F****r!

LC: (Trey looks at the guy) Trey, Trey, Trey! Trey, Trey! (Trey walks away from him)

Guy: I got my boys right here dog! What you got on it?

Trey: You call my girls sluts you’re going to get the s**t kicked out of you.

Guy: Shut up bitch! I got my boys right here to beat your ass! You + your boys! (LC holds off Trey)

Lo: No guys stop.

Stephen: Whoa, whoa, what the F**k? What did I miss?

LC: Let’s just go.

Stephen: What the f**k?

Kristin: What just happened?

Lo: The guy called us sluts. So Trey was like “Why did you call them sluts?” He called me a slut.

Kristin: Lauren looks like a slut.

Guy: I’ll beat your f***en little p***y ass!

Trey: I bet you will. I bet you will.

Kristin: So stressing. Oh god.

LC: Open your car please. I wanna go.

Guy: Bring it dog, bring it! You and I right now dog! (Stephen goes over there)

Kristin: Stephen, Stephen, Stephen.

Trey: This guy calls these girls sluts.

Stephen: Dude we’re over this dude.

Guy: Heard of bum fights? This here is shorty fights right now dog!

Trey: Shorty fights?

Guy: Shorty fights kick your ass! (He laughs)

Trey: I put $10.00 on you.

Guy: You little bitch! That little bitch right there!

Stephen: Why don’t we just go our separate ways? Let’s just go our separate ways. (Everyone goes home)

CUT TO: The beach

LC and Lo are talking while sitting outside near the beach.

LC: (Lo is laughing) Who do you think would have won between Trey and the little person?

Lo: That’s what I was just thinking about. That little tattooed man had lots of big tattooed friends with him.

LC: With the big tattooed friends he would’ve lost.

Lo: Yeah.

LC: I’m talking like Trey and little man.

Lo: Oh, I think Trey. I was afraid.

LC: He was rude. That’s why Trey was mad at him. He was defending us.

Lo: I know. It was appreciated.

LC: I like when Stephen came up and he was like “What is going on?”

Lo: It was funny though. The concert, it was just, it was fun.  Thanks for taking me.

LC: You’re welcome.

Lo: So the fashion show is later on today. That’s gonna be cool. Are the hats like for AYA?

LC: I love Trey’s hats. He basically wants to make young people feel like they can make a difference. And that they can do things. I mean it should be fun.

Lo: Well I support that.

LC: Yeah.

CUT TO: Trey’s

He is getting ready for the dress rehearsal

Polster: Well yeah kind of, I mean Trey and I are back at his house, trying to plan out and like time the event.  It’s gonna be huge. It’s gonna be great. (Trey is measuring something) To the door is about like right here.

Trey: It’s like guy is walking across, shows off…wait. Then they walk over here.

Polster: Trey check this out. I know this is kinda crazy and complicated but you got people coming in from both entrances.

Trey: Yeah. One and then the other.

Polster: So this guy crosses over to that corner, cruises around here, comes out, when he goes out there, this guy comes out, and goes to that corner + he comes…oh no dude.

Trey: That might blow your time so much.

Polster: I wish Lauren came. She’s like good with this stuff.

Trey: I know.

Cu to: Kristin’s House

Mike: So when are you going to see him? You gonna go work out?

Kristin: Uh huh.

Mike: Why are you still hanging out with him?

Kristin: With Stephen?

Mike: Yeah. What the hell is about with that? (She laughs) You’re such an idiot. (It shows Stephen driving)

Kristin: Uh, no we’re just friends. We’re not like…

Mike: You’re just friends but you go to the gym together?

Kristin: All right we’re like good friends but obviously we still like each other. (Stephen gets out of the car) But we’re not together.

Mike: Just to hook up? Sorry.

Kristin: I don’t know.

Mike: That’s cool.

Stephen: Let’s go guys. Yeah.

Kristin: What’s up?

Mike: What’s up? (Mike and Stephen high five) How’s it goin’ man? How you been?

Stephen: Good.

Kristin: Hi. (They get in his car and leave)

CUT TO: The fashion show location – Backstage

LC goes backstage.

Trey: LC all right here’s the deal. Let’s do this.

LC: Do we know what order we’re doing these all in?

Trey: Yes I have your order.

LC: Okay cool. Are we doing like how we did in the dress rehearsal?

Trey: No.

LC: How are we doing it?

Trey: I just need to make sure I have all the hats prepared for the right person at the right time.

LC: Why don’t you take tape and stick it on the inside and be like “LC 1”, “LC 2”.

Trey: Okay.

LC: Or like “Lo 1”.

Trey: We have to do that in 10 minutes.

LC: Go get tape. I’ll do it.

Trey: Whoever claims the green hat…

LC: What green hat?

Trey: Good question. (We see all the hats) I thought I had more than this.

LC: Where’s Stephen?

Trey: He’s with Kristin.

LC: Are they coming?

Trey: They should be coming.

LC: Is someone gonna call and find out?

Trey: Is this all my hats?

CUT TO: The Gym.

Shows Stephen and Kristin working out together.

Stephen: Hi. (When he comes back up, he touches her face and then he does it again. Then he stops.)

Kristin: Keep going.

Stephen: Hold on a second.

CUT TO: The Fashion Show

Polster: Just tell me who I’m after on the second run. Who’s the last person?

Trey: After LC and Lo.

Polster: Okay.

Lo: This is my second hat. This is my first hat. Lauren and I know what we’re doing. Jessica’s gonna do this and then we’re gonna hand it to this and then Lauren has to have it here.

CUT TO: Car

Stephen is driving to the fashion show.

Kristin: (We hear a ringtone) This is for when my Dad calls me.

Stephen: Which one?

Kristin: This one. (Plays it) That’s for my Dad. But my phone’s always on vibrate but yeah. (Plays another one) This is yours. (She laughs)

Stephen: That’s only mine?

Kristin: That’s like “oh”.

Stephen: That’s mine? Really?

CUT TO: Fashion Show.

Trey: You guys ready to go? You guys ready to go? You guys ready to go?

Polster: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Trey: No it’s Polster, then…

Polster: Everyone needs to relax over here.

Tabatha: Guys 5 minute warning.

Trey: Dude who the f**k did this?

CUT TO: Outside

Kristin and Stephen and Alex are going in.

Kristin: I wanna get in the front row.

CUT TO: Inside

Polster: The designer and owner of charge of put some clothes on clothing companies, first of all I just want to say a big thanks to Trey Phillips. (Shows backstage as he talks on stage) Because Trey Phillips is the starter of Active Young America which is a non profit organization that was started here in Laguna Beach to increase and empower the youth’s potential. (People clap) So here comes the line and have a nice night. (Trey comes out)

Kristin: Whoo! (He does something funny. Kristin laughs. Dieter comes out) Come on Dieter, attitude. Oh what? (She laughs) (It shows other people modeling including Morgan) Come on Morgan. (Shows backstage then shows onstage)

LC: Here we go. (LC and Lo go out)

Kristin: Why would she ever wear that? Lauren a model? Not! (She shakes her head)

Alex: Oh god.

Kristin: (Polster and Dieter go out) Yeah! (They switch hats so Kristin laughs) Whoo!

Trey: (Shows Backstage) Which one is it? Which one is it?

Guy: Dude it’s that one.

Trey: This one.

Guy: Trey, Trey, Trey! (Shows Trey and Polster onstage)

Kristin: Those two are both hot. (Everyone who modeled goes onstage. Stephen hugs Kristin and kisses her head)

Trey: I just want to say thank you to all the designers and all who donated their time to a good cause. Thanks again.

Guy: You rock Trey. Good job Trey.

Trey: How did that work? (Shows Stephen and Kristin together as they leave)

CUT TO: LC’s House

Lo: So what’s up with you and Stephen? (She shrugs) I’m sorry. If it was 10 degrees warmer, we could so be at the beach right now.

LC: We could be at the beach right now. No big deal.

Lo: Yeah. When are we going to go to Newport and find boys?

LC: Soon hopefully. There’s none here. We’ve used them all up. (Lo laughs)

Lo: We’ve used them all up.

LC: Are coming over to watch The OC tonight?

Lo: Duh!

CUT TO: A shop

Alex: What are you and Stephen doing tonight?

Kristin: He’s getting sand sego and we’re gonna take it down to the beach by like the montage and then we’re gonna play miniature golf. Isn’t that cute?

Alex: You guys are a lot alike huh?

Kristin: Oh my god, yeah. And that’s why we fight so much ‘cause we’re both stubborn and neither of us will be like “Okay I’m sorry”.

Alex: You both want your way.

Kristin: Yeah.

Alex: And you guys have different opinions. You’re like “No I’m right”.

Kristin: Yeah. Always.

Alex: It’s really cute what Stephen’s doing though. Really cute.

Kristin: Things are really good right now. Which is good.

Alex: You’re really in love with him huh?

Kristin: Uh huh.

CUT TO: Kristin’s

Stephen is going to her door and gets a flower from a bush to give to her. He knocks.

Kristin: (To her dog) Who’s here? Who’s here? (She opens the door. He gives her the flower and she hugs him. Then it shows them at the beach)

Stephen: Picnic on the beach. Looks good. (She laughs) Let’s clear the dubree. (He moves a stick. She laughs) Ooh! (He lays out the blanket) It’s gonna fit one of us. (She laughs) Rice. (She lays on the blanket) Ooh, addamame. (He hands them to her)

Kristin: what did you call it addamame?

Stephen: Addamames.

Kristin: Like add?

Stephen: Soy sauce?

Kristin: No. (He lays down next to her)

Stephen: How was coffee?

Kristin: It was good.

Stephen: What did you guys talk about?

Kristin: Um…

Stephen: You’re not telling me something.

Kristin: (She laughs) What am I not telling you? We were just talking. I don’t remember.

Stephen: You don’t remember? It’s like something I would say.

Kristin: I don’t know.

Stephen: Why are you all the way over there?

Kristin: Because all the food’s right here.

Stephen: You’re not eating the sushi yet are you?

Kristin: Okay I’ll lay right here. (He laughs)

Stephen: Oh my god.

Kristin: You were gonna bring candles? Oh!

Stephen: Damn it.

CUT TO: LC’s House

She is having her OC night party.

LC: Do you see what time it is?

Lo: Yeah. It fell.

LC: It fell?

Lo: Yeah I don’t know if it was yours. See it’s all sticky?

LC: It’s on. Everyone watches The OC.

Morgan: Do you really think so? Or do you think it’s just interesting to us to like live in it?

Jen: It might just to us.

LC: When you meet other people like when we were in Mammoth we met some guy who’s I don’t know…+ we were talking about home and he was like “you guys live in The OC?”

Morgan: Yeah.

Lo: Like when Dieter went to Ohio to go look at schools…

LC: They were so stoked on him.

Lo: They were so amped on him.

Morgan: That’s like the new pick up line.

Lo: It’s like I’m from the OC.

Morgan: It’s going down. It’s going down in the OC,

 

CUT TO: Stephen and Kristin

Stephen: Nice grip. Did you remember to lock your little fingers?

Kristin: Yeah.

Stephen: Oh. Your little fingers.

Kristin: All right ready? (She swings)

Stephen: Oh my god.

Kristin: Oh my god. Did you see it?

Stephen: That’s a joke. Where does this lead?

Kristin: Three.

Stephen: Oh.

Kristin: Three. Yeah. Okay fine.

CUT TO: LC’s

Jen: Did they already break up?

Morgan: They break up like every episode and get back together (Also shows Stephen and Kristin on the screen)

Jen: They are going out.

LC: Oh in the show.

Jen: Oh.

Morgan: That’s what we were talking about.

LC: I meant real life.

Lo: I like her Marc Jacobs necklace.

Jen: I like her hair. It’s how you wear it.

LC: I have her jeans. (They all gasp) Uh oh.

Morgan: Oh my gosh.

Jen: Damn.

LC: Oh. Ew, ew, ew. Ew stop kissing.

CUT TO: Stephen and Kristin

He is kissing her. She kisses him. They get up and then kiss again. Then they walk away.

Stephen: I’m stoked we got back together.

Kristin: So am I.

The End

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