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Previously On Laguna Beach…

LC: (V.O.) Our senior year in Laguna Beach wasn’t exactly going smoothly. (Shows the Black and White Affair and then Morgan getting rejected from BYU) Morgan got rejected from the only school she applied to.

Morgan: I’m not staying here. I’m not gonna stay in Laguna Beach.

LC: (V.O.) (Shows the dinner at Dieter’s) And Stephen was beginning to find out he wasn’t the only guy in Kristin’s life.

Kristin: What’s up, Sam?

LC: (V.O.) (Shows the bonfire) He tried talking to her at the bonfire.

Kristin: I don’t want to talk about it right now. I don’t want to talk about it right now. (She walks away)

LC: (V.O.) But typical Kristin. She just turned and walked away. With Kristin out of the picture, it looked like Stephen and I could hang out again.

LC: Stephen, if you wanted someone, you could have them.

LC: (V.O.) (Shows the fashion show Stephen, LC, and Trey went to) But yet another girl was about to catch Stephen’s attention. (Shows Kristin shopping for a new car) And meanwhile, Kristin had only two things on her mind: scoring a new car and a junior named Sam.

CUT TO: Kristin’s House

Kristin: All right, I have a question for you. Do you think I could persuade Dad into getting me a new car?

Mike: Keep dreaming.

Kristin: Why? Seriously, the car is falling apart. You had it. You know.

Mike: Kristin, you screwed that car up more than I did.

Kristin: All right, I’ve dinged it a few times, but you like, you need a new transmission and stuff because you messed it up.

Mike: I didn’t do that.

Kristin: Yeah you did. You need a new transmission.

Mike: Yeah but that’s not because of me. That’s just because the car was old.

Kristin: Exactly. The car is old and that was 3 years ago.

Mike: No that car is fine.

Kristin: Mike, you know that car is a piece of s***. Yeah.

Mike: I don’t think he’ll do it.

Kristin: Whatever.

Opening Credits

CUT TO: Restaurant

Jen: Did you guys have fun last night?

LC: Yeah, except I had a water balloon thrown at me at the bonfire. My eye like still hurts.

Lo: That was Talan.

LC: It was Talan.

Jen: I thought Stephen was going to talk to Kristin last night.

LC: He did.

Jen: Are they going back out now?

LC: No. He was all bummed on her last night. He was just like “I just wanna leave, I wanna leave right now, I hate this town, like there’s nothing here for me anymore”. I was like easy.

Jen: Aw. When does San Francisco State start? August?

LC: His starts August 25 I think.

Jen: How far are you and Stephen from each other?

LC: Like 5 minutes.

Lo: Really? I think you guys are gonna get married.

Jen: Mm-hmm.

LC: (She shakes her head) I think we’re gonna be best friends.

Jen: No that stuff happens though.

LC: I don’t wanna marry Stephen.

Lo: Why not? He’s cool. You’d have pretty babies.

Jen: You would have pretty babies. Your babies would be like the popular ones at school. (They all laugh)

LC: Sweet Jen.

Lo: They would.

CUT TO: Restaurant

Kristin: Okay, Stephen and I got in a fight at the bonfire.

Jessica: About what?

Kristin: Sam. He was like “Who knows what you’re doing with Sam”.

Jessica: Oh my god.

Kristin: I was like “Stephen you’ve gotta be kidding me”. So anyways, we got in a fight and I was like “I’m not talking about this right now” or whatever + I just walked away. So then he was like “Kristin, you know, you say one thing + you act completely opposite”. And I was like “All right, I’ll give you that”. I like told him that I liked him and then I act like I don’t give a s*** about him, you know?

Jessica: Yeah.

Kristin: And so I was like “I’ll give you that and that’s just my way of getting over things”. ‘Cause like a week and a half ago that’s when I told him I still liked him and to me it sounded like he was over it, you know? And last night, he was like “Kristin I said that I wanted to ease into things again”. And I was like “Well how? You never”…you know?

Jessica: Yeah.

Kristin: So now I don’t really know what the deal is and like how to act with Sam and I don’t know if I should call Sam.

Jessica: It’s so dumb.

Kristin: I don’t know.

CUT TO: Stephen

He is driving his car to Trey’s

Stephen: (He honks his horn and Trey comes out) Trey dog.

Trey: What up guy? (They high five)

Stephen: What’s going on?

Trey: Not too much. What’s going on with you?

Stephen: Not much. Just got off work.

Trey: Yeah any hotties walking?

Stephen: Not really. Waiting for summertime for that one. What’s going on?

Trey: We’re going to go to this fashion show thing. My parents said I could invite a couple friends.

Stephen: Fashion show?

Trey: A fashion show. Fashion show, models, after party, runway, everything.

Stephen: Shut up.

Trey: Yeah.

Stephen: Who’s going to go? Like me and you?

Trey: Me, you. I was thinking of asking LC.

Stephen: Oh Lauren?

Trey: Yeah. ‘Cause it seems like she’s kind of into fashion things.

Stephen: Cool, nice. It’s a good call.

Trey: Yeah.

Stephen: That’d be sick. I wanna go.

Trey: I’m beat bro. All right, well go home. Give me a call later.

Stephen: Yeah. Later. (He starts his car up and leaves as Trey leaves on his skateboard)

CUT TO: Kristin’s House

Kristin, Alex, and Sam are leaving to look at cars.

Alex: Hey Sam.

Sam: Are we taking your car Kristin?

Kristin: Yeah.

Alex: It’s a good day to go car shopping.

Kristin: Sam, I was talking to my brother about it the other day and he was like “There’s no way you’re getting a new car”.

Sam: Just try to get good grades.

Kristin: No I have a 3.6.

Sam: That’s not bad.

Kristin: I know. Well like my dad used to tell me if I got a 3.5 or better I’d get a new car. Nothing ever happened.  I don’t know. This car is seriously falling apart though.

Alex: Wow. (They’re pulling in to a car dealership) These are some rich cars.

Kristin: Oh my god.

Alex: I’d feel like such hot s*** driving that.

Kristin: Oh my god yeah.

Alex: They’re all like shiny and like clean.

Kristin: I know.

Alex: They’re staring at you. “Buy me”.

Kristin: “Buy me”. (They go inside)

Sam: Oh my god.

Alex: (They’re looking at cars) $150,000. There’s no door. I guess it’s just a thing to look at.

Kristin: (She gets in one) I want this car.

Sam: I can see you in a car like this.

Kristin: Oh my god. (Alex and Kristin get in a black one)

Alex: This is like the Batmobile.

Kristin: Look at Sam. He is so hot.

Alex: Sam.

Kristin: Sam. Come here. (He walks over to them)

Alex: Look at the gear changer. It’s like a nub. (It shows them looking at the cars)

Sam: (They go to leave) I hate going to car shops.

Kristin: So do I. Now I want a new car. Here’s the old Suzu.

CUT TO: Highway

Trey, LC, and Stephen are driving to the fashion show in LA.

Stephen: Here’s good old LA. It’s so different from Laguna. It just reminds me of a big city.

Trey: Yeah.

Stephen: I can’t even tell what city I’m in. I’m just in a big city.

LC: These stores are so weird. They’re just like open.

Stephen: Best way to attract people to come in.

LC: I guess.

Trey: I like it though. I think it’s sort of LA. It’s generally really flat.

Stephen: I have no idea what to expect tonight.

LC: It’s a fashion show. There’s a big catwalk and music playing.

Stephen: And a bunch of anorexic models cruising up and down.

LC: Oh yeah.

Stephen: Too skinny is definitely unattractive. Like, there’s a fine line between skinny and unattractively skinny.

LC: They made skinny sexy.

CUT TO: Highway

Kristin is driving back to Laguna. Her car is making funny noises.

Sam: Your car sounds pretty good.

Kristin: Do you hear that? I need a new car. Oh my god.

Alex: Kristin, pretend like something’s wrong and be like “Dad, this is normal”.

Kristin: Listen to that. That’s not normal. Oh yes, please break down on me.

Alex: Oh Kristin no way.

Kristin: Yeah way. I want a new car.

Alex: It breaks down and then you don’t have a car.

Kristin: Oh right. Do you hear that? (The car starts to hiss)

Sam: Oh no.

Kristin: Oh my god. (Alex screams) What if it explodes?

Alex: I want to get out. I’m really scared right now. I’m not driving. Your car is smoking.

Kristin: My car is dunzo! You guys I don’t know what to do. Should I call AAA?

Alex: Yes.

Kristin: Okay. (She gets her phone and calls)

Alex: Oh my god I hate this. This happened to me last year.

Kristin: (Someone honks at her) What do you want me to do a******? God! (Someone swears at her. She gets a shocked look on her face)

Alex: Idiot. Oh my god.

Kristin: (On her phone) Okay thank you. (Someone honks)

Alex: F*** off!

Kristin: Bitch.

Alex: God. How do they expect Kristin to move her car?

Kristin: Okay bye. (She hangs up) 30 minutes or less.

Alex: Are they coming to tow it?

Kristin: Uh-huh.

Alex: My sister’s coming right now but that’s not gonna do anything.

Sam: Such a big traffic jam.

Alex: What?

Kristin: Oh my god. That’s bad. That’s like knarly traffic. Well it’s kind of like an accident. Like, you know?

Alex: People are getting mad because of what you’re doing. (Someone honks and swears so Kristin laughs)

Kristin: This is a lot of stress on me. Is that Katherine? Katherine! My car overheated. I called AAA. (Someone honks so she leaves) Katherine got really pretty. How ironic is that we go look at a bunch of cars and my car breaks down on the way home.

Alex: It’s fate telling you that you need to get a new car.

Kristin: Exactly. I’ll be like “Dad, you’re Buddhist. Do you believe in that?” Oh my god.

Alex: Notice every person that honks is driving a nice car.

Kristin: BMW, Mercedes, f***ing Range Rovers. Yeah.

Alex: There’s a cop right there.

Kristin: Where?

Alex: Right there. Passing.

Kristin: Oh. I hate talking to cops.

Alex: He turned on the lights.

Kristin: God. I can’t move my car you idiot. Yeah. Get off your motorcycle you lazy ass.

Alex: You have to get out and talk to him.

Kristin: What the f*** do you want me to say to him?

Alex: Just be like “My car is overheated. I’m waiting for AAA”.  (Kristin gets out) Oh my god.

Kristin: My car overheated. I can’t move it. It turned off on me. I’m waiting for AAA.

Cop: You’re telling me your car doesn’t start?

Kristin: It won’t move, yeah. It starts but it won’t move. It just completely shut off on me. The steering doesn’t work or anything. I can’t move it. And I don’t want to because it’s overheating.

Cop: Go wait in the car. (Kristin gets back in the car)

Alex: What did he say?

Kristin: I was trying not to be mean to him.

Alex: What did he say?

Kristin: He was like “You’re telling me”. He was just being an a******.

CUT TO: LA (The hotel for the pre-show)

Trey: I wonder how it’s gonna be. I’ve never been to a fashion show.

LC: Neither have I.

Trey: I think it’s cool about fashion. It’s straight up wearable art, you know? It’s the way I see it. An expression. Just the same as art.

Stephen: I went through my sandwich so fast.

LC: Are you kidding? Do you want half of mine? You can use it. (LC slaps Stephen. Stephen and Trey laugh) Makeup’s so cool. You can make the ugliest person attractive with makeup. What is he doing?

Trey: Don’t ask.

LC: Go get dressed. Go. It’s like wearable art on our faces.

Trey: That sort of brings out an artistic sense.

LC: It does. I wear my makeup according to mood. You can always tell when I’m in a bad mood ‘cause I wear a lot of dark eye makeup (Stephen looks at her face)

Stephen: Bad mood?

LC: Nuh-uh. It’s just blue. ‘Cause it matches my shirt.

Stephen: Oh. (She laughs) Just making sure.

LC: But I’m in a good mood when I take the time to match. Are you done honey?

Stephen: Are you ready honey? (LC laughs)

CUT TO: Highway

Kristin is moving her car as Alex and Sam push it.

Alex: Kristin steer to the side. (Then the car gets towed)

Kristin: Oh my god.

Alex: Kristin you can get out now. (Kristin gets out) You’re gonna have bad luck.

Kristin: My dad, my dad.

Sam: Where’s your dad?

Kristin: He’s hanging around. (Her dad looks at the car) He’s so mad. He’s so mad. What?

Dennis: So she’s gonna drive you guys home?

Kristin: Yeah. She has her car here though.

Dennis: Oh you do? (It shows the car getting towed away and Kristin being driven home by her dad)

CUT TO: Dinner

Alex and Kristin are eating

Alex: So what did your dad say about your car?

Kristin: Oh. That I need to learn to love it because I’m going to have it for the next four years.

Alex: That sucks.

Kristin: That it was my fault because I didn’t put oil in it. So I should not rewarded for stupidity.

Alex: How are you supposed to know how to oil in your car?

Kristin: I don’t know. Do you check your oil?

Alex: No.

Kristin: All right then.

Alex: If anything happens, I just tell my dad.

Kristin: Does everyone check their oil or something? I never knew.

Alex: Anyway, where’s Stephen?

Kristin: He went to a fashion show up in LA with Trey and LC.

Alex: Is he there for the night or is he coming back?

Kristin: He’s there for the night.

Alex: Are you bummed or…?

Kristin: No I’m not bummed. She’s probably thinks she’s all cool.

Alex: Yeah.

Kristin: “I’m with Stephen at a fashion show”. Like someone at a fashion school.

CUT TO: LA

They’re going to the fashion show

Stephen is watching the models. LC doesn’t look happy.

LC: Was that unattractively skinny?

Stephen: She’s hot. That’s hot.

LC: That’s what?

Stephen: That’s hot. (One model comes out that Stephen likes) Trey, check that one out. (They bump fists. The model looks at Stephen) She’s not too skinny. (LC leans to hear) She’s not too skinny at all. She has such a hot face.

CUT TO: Outside

The Model: (To Stephen) You’re super gorgeous.

Trey: Isn’t he?

LC: What did she just say to you?

Stephen: “You’re super gorgeous”.

LC: Oh.

Stephen: I love that girl, dude, she’s so hot.

LC: I’m a little pissed about it.

Trey: He wants to take a picture with you. (Trey takes a picture of Stephen and the model)

Model: I smiled! Take another one.

Trey: No. It’s great. All right. Thank you. Are going to the after party? (She nods) Well I’m sure we’ll see you there.

Model: She’s mad. (She leaves)

Stephen: What was that all about?

Trey: She thought you were his girlfriend and you were gonna get mad at him.

LC: Ohhh. That was random. (They go to the after party)

Trey: Right, let’s go to the after party.

CUT TO: The After Party

LC: I don’t feel comfortable here.

Stephen: Really?

LC: I don’t know, I don’t like it.

Trey: Tonight is gonna be fun.

Stephen: I’d think, gimme about two hours. (Checks his watch) Two hours. Here we go. Right now, I’m apologizing ahead of time for how I’m gonna act in about an hour and a half.

LC: Just don’t leave me, please.

Stephen: We won’t leave you.

LC: Yes, you will.

Stephen: Well I’m gonna be around here, but it’s easy to find us.

LC: I’m gonna get left.

Trey: Let’s go inside, she’ll be fine.

LC: Yeah, go, go.

Stephen: Let’s get in there. (They go inside. Stephen starts dancing with the model and Trey is standing with LC. Then as LC dances, she watches Stephen with a sad face)

LC: I don’t want to be here right now. (LC walks outside. She goes to her car and calls a friend) Ok. I am so hurting right now. I’m chilling in my car alone. (We see Stephen outside with some models) And Stephen has like three models around him. And one of them walks up and she’s all, she looks at him and “You are so gorgeous”. I’m just like ugh! This is not working. (She starts her car + goes home) No. (She sighs) No I don’t know. This sucks.  

CUT TO: A golf course in Laguna

Stephen and Trey are golfing

Stephen: She was kind of acting weird. ‘Cause I was dancing one of these girls I met there. One of the models chicks from the show. She was acting all weird. One minute she was all bitter. She took off. She was like “I can’t believe those models. So stupid” and all that stuff. Kind of making fun of the girl I was talking with. Like we’re cool, I just, I was like making jokes. This is gonna be such a hard shot.

CUT TO: Road

LC: The fashion show was really, really cool.

Jen: And the models were like drop dead?

LC: They were cute. They were all skinny. One of them, this girl like loved Stephen. She walks up. This girl was cute, and so Trey’s like “Oh dude I’ll get a picture with you and her”. And she looks over at me after she takes the picture and like “Oh my god, you’re so mad at me”. And she like runs away.

Jen: What? Was she a bitch?

LC: No, she wasn’t. She was like dumb as dirt. She’s all stupid. And Stephen made friendly with a couple runway models.

Jen: I’m sure he made friendly. Does Kristin know about this friendliness?

LC: I don’t know. (She waves at someone)

CUT TO: Restaurant

Kristin and Stephen are going to dinner

Kristin: So what’s up?

Stephen: It was so much fun. The fashion show, the after party. (She nods) All the models were so hot.

Kristin: Yeah.

Stephen: It was knarly.

Kristin: Why didn’t Lauren wanna go to the party?

Stephen: She was stressing out a bit, I don’t know. Me and Trey had so much fun, though. I don’t know. What did you do last night?

Kristin: I went to dinner with Zac.

Stephen: Really?

Kristin: Yeah.

Stephen: Just the two of you?

Kristin: Uh-huh. He has a girlfriend and oh my god, they’re so cute. Oh my god.

Stephen: How do you know?

Kristin: How do I know?

Stephen: Yeah.

Kristin: ‘Cause his screensaver’s a picture of her and she like called him + they were talking and they’re just really cute.

Stephen: What did you guys do?

Kristin: We just went to dinner.

Stephen: And then what?

Kristin: What?

Stephen: And then what?

Kristin: I just went home.

Stephen: He just dropped you off?

Kristin: Yeah.

Stephen: That was it?

Kristin: Yeah.

Stephen: Random.

Kristin: Yeah.

Waiter: You guys want any more bread?

Kristin: I’m okay.

Stephen: We’re all right. Thanks.

Kristin: Thank you.

Stephen: So do you want to go home after this?

Kristin: * She shakes her head

Stephen: No?

Kristin: No.

Stephen: What do you want to do?

Kristin: I don’t know. What do you wanna do? (They get up and leave. They go to a house and go inside)

The End

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