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Previously on Laguna Beach…

LC: (V.O.) The Black and White party was supposed to be the best party of our senior party.


CUT TO: The party

LC: I’m wearing a bathing suit. You can go naked.

LC: (V.O.) But Kristin made sure that didn’t happen.


CUT TO: Party

Kristin: Stephen’s like “we’re only here for 5 minutes”. This is bull s***.

LC: (V.O.) I guess she was mad when she found out Stephen and I left Trey’s barbecue together.


CUT TO: Trey’s barbecue

Stephen: (to LC) You coming over?

LC: (V.O.) I’d never steal a guy away from another girl, but with those two, you never know if they’re on or not.


CUT TO: Dinner.

Kristin: You just lied to me.


CUT TO: Kristin and Talan

LC: (V.O.) Especially with all the guys Kristin has on the side.

Kristin: You’re sick of hooking up with the same girl? Who?

Talan: You know it’s you.


CUT TO: The store

First it shows LC and Lo together doing stuff, then them going to the mall.

LC: (V.O.) So for now, I’m hanging out with my best friend Lo. And doing what girls do when things aren’t going their way, shop.

Lo: I love this place. Which way is Mac?

LC: (Points) Straight through there.

Woman: Hello.

LC & Lo: Hello.

Woman: So what brings you into Mac?

Lo: Makeup.

Woman: Of course. What a silly question.

Lo: Like, should we just get our makeup done for tonight?

Woman: Yeah, we can play around and do…

Lo: Here’s the rule.

Woman: Okay.

Lo: Not too much.

Woman: Okay. Not too much.

Lo: Not too heavy.

LC: Isn’t the more orange-y colors bring out the blue?

Woman: Yeah, the blue. Like we can do bronzes.

Lo: I’ve never had…

Woman: Coppers.

Lo: Let’s do something like that.

Woman: Okay.  All right.

Lo: But not too sparkly.

Woman: What is tonight by the way?

LC: One of our friends is having an open mic night at a coffee club that he set up.

Lo: And we’re doing to Sushi and then to a friend’s house.

Woman: Oh, cool. Nice. So are you going out solo tonight or do you have dates?

LC: We’re always solo.

Woman: No ball and chain?

Lo: No. No ball and chain whatsoever.

Opening Credits


CUT TO: The Beach

Stephen and Kristin are going surfing.

Stephen: (He’s showing her how to surf) Going down. One, two, three. And stand up. It’s as easy as that. One, up.

Kristin: Okay.

Stephen: One up. Two bring this foot back there. Three drag this forward. Bam! And then stand up.

Kristin: Okay.

Stephen: And the thing about it being like such a crazy place like this you gotta be aware of like everyone else around you.

Kristin: Holy s***!

Stephen: It’s not hard.

Kristin: I’m not good at that.

Stephen: Just like you watch out for people and people watch out for you.

Kristin: What are you going to be doing?

Stephen: I’ll be taking some waves too. Well mostly me pushing you in. Let’s go in the water.

Kristin: I’m really not into this. (They go in.)


CUT TO: Road

Christina calls Morgan while driving.

Morgan: Hello?

Christina: Morg.

Morgan: Hey. What’s up?

Christina: I got my letter from SMU.

Morgan: You did not.

Christina: Yeah.

Morgan: Ah! Are you in?

Christina: Uh huh.

Morgan: That is so rad Christina.

Christina: I know. I’m so excited. I’m so excited. It’s kind of scary though. What if I get a roommate and I just really don’t like her?

Morgan: Then you can call me and I can come visit you.

Christina: But what about BYU? Have you heard?

Morgan: Yeah.

Christina: Will you wait for me to open it?

Morgan: Sure.

Christina: I’ll come pick you up.

Morgan: Bye.


CUT TO: The Beach

They’re still surfing

Kristin: Stephen! Oh my God. (She tries to surf but falls off the surfboard) Ah! (She whines and then gets out of the water) Oh my god. (Stephen is still surfing but comes out when he sees Kristin sitting on the beach. He puts his shirt back on)

Stephen: (He sits next to her) So what did you think?

Kristin: Well I mean I didn’t really do much.

Stephen: If you do again you have to promise me that you’ll actually like wanna do it. So we don’t like waste our time.

Kristin: Sorry for wasting your time Stephen.

Stephen: You didn’t waste my time, it just seemed like you were wasting your time.

Kristin: Okay, whatever. Then I don’t like it.

Stephen: You wanna go? (She nods) All right, let’s go. (They get to leave)

Kristin: Thanks for taking me surfing.

Stephen: You and Jessica still cooking tonight?

Kristin: Yeah. We’ll meet you at Dieter’s.


CUT TO: Downtown

Trey: Mochos! Come here. I’ve been calling people. Okay. Think of something. Give us a beat. Okay? We’re gonna hook you up. (The guys says something) Yeah, yeah, there we go. Talk to you later. (On the phone) Matt, dude I’m sorry. My phone’s running out of battery right now, but I wanna talk to you about something real quick. We’re gonna be having an open mic night for Active Young America. It’s a non profit organization I’m in. I wanna talk to you about maybe singing a few songs. ‘Cause you have a great voice and I wanna expose you. (His phone runs out) Damn it.


CUT TO: The Beach

Morgan and Christina are reading Morgan’s letter from BYU.

Christina: I don’t know. I mean, senior year’s been so fun.

Morgan: It’s like, I’m so nervous, because like if I don’t get in, I’ve worked for this my whole entire high school.

Christina: Aren’t you so excited to open it?

Morgan: (Holding the letter) I’m so nervous Christina, you know?

Christina: Yeah.

Morgan: This is my only choice school. It’s the only school I applied to. Like if I don’t get in, then I’m still gonna go up there. I’m still gonna be a part of the scene because I’m not staying here. That’s for sure.

Christina: Yeah.

Morgan: I’m getting out of the bubble. Like I wanna be around those people, I wanna be around people with the same standards and I wanna get out of this party scene and stupid kids screwing up on their parent’s money.

Christina: Okay, open it.

Morgan: (She opens it and starts to read from it) Okay, ready? (They squeal)

Christina: Just do it.

Morgan: “Dear Morgan, thank you for selecting Bringum Young University for your undergraduate education. Your application has been carefully + thoughtfully reviewed. Because of the high number of competitive students applying to BYU, we regret to inform you that we are unable to offer you admissions”.

Christina: Oh no.

Morgan: What am I supposed to do now?

Christina: It’s okay. Give me a hug. (She hugs Morgan) Come here. It’s okay.

Morgan: I’m not staying here. I’m not gonna stay in Laguna Beach, you know?

Christina: I know exactly how you feel.

Morgan: This sucks. This totally sucks. (They get up and leave the beach)


CUT TO: The Store

Kristin and Jessica are getting food for the dinner they’re cooking for Stephen and Dieter.

Kristin: I think it’ll be really fun to cook for Stephen and Dieter.

Jessica: Do you know how to cook?

Kristin: I think we could pull it off. We could do it. Let’s both get a basket because we don’t know how much food we’re getting.

Jessica: All right.

Kristin:  (Jessica shows her the cheese) Fetta cheese for sure.  Do boys like fetta cheese though?

Jessica: Yeah.

Kristin: Are you sure?

Jessica: I don’t care.

Kristin: I don’t think boys do.

Jessica: Yeah, they do. They’ll eat it.

Kristin: Okay.

Jessica: Get this kind of lettuce. Just a little guy though. Like this one.

Kristin: I think that’s cabbage. Yeah that’s cabbage. Just kidding. Okay, here’s what we can do. We can make some kind of pasta and put like chicken in it.

Jessica: Yeah.

Kristin: How much chicken do we get?

Jessica: Just a little bit, ‘cause it’s gross when there’s a lot of chicken in your spaghetti, you know?

Kristin: Or it should be like shrimp or something.

Jessica: Shrimp’s too like…you can taste their veins.

Kristin: Jess, should I say can I have a pound?

Jessica: Half a pound?

Kristin: Half a pound.

Jessica: Did you say have a pound?

Kristin: Yeah. Well no, should I say a pound? Hi.

Jessica: Hi. Can we get one of the boneless skinless chicken breasts? Just a piece? Is that enough? Yeah, that’s plenty, ‘cause we’ll cut it up into little pieces.

Kristin: Yeah, for sure.


CUT TO: Dieter’s House

Kristin and Jessica go inside to cook dinner.

Jessica: This is gonna be an adventure for me. Do you think Stephen could be in a jealous rage again?

Kristin: With Stephen, you never know. Are we gonna knock?

Jessica: We never knock.

Dieter: Wild Oats? No.

Kristin: Guys, get out of the kitchen. You can’t see what we’re making.

Dieter: (Shows Stephen the box) Organic cake.

Stephen: Oh my god.

Kristin: Hey! Shut up.

Dieter: Fetta cheese? (Kristin laughs) Fetta cheese?

Kristin: I told you, they don’t even know what it is. Fetta it’s…

Dieter: You know what this is? It’s like goat.

Kristin: (She laughs) Told you. You guys, just get out. You don’t even know like anything about cooking. Just get out.

Dieter: Hey. I’ll have my pasta without fetta cheese please.

Kristin: It doesn’t go on the pasta, dumbass.

Dieter: Hey Stephen.

Stephen: Yeah?

Dieter: Wanna go to Jack In The Box?

Kristin: Shut up. You guys are so mean.


CUT TO: LC  and Lo

They’re going to Open Mic Night.

Lo: So Trey’s thing starts in 45 minutes. We’re gonna be late.

LC: So we’ll make an entrance and then we’ll just leave early.

Lo: Okay. Can we stay for like 10 minutes?

LC: No, we can stay for at least a half an hour. Personally I would like to support Trey because I think what he’s doing is really cool.

Lo: I really like the idea of AYA, the Active Young America thing.

LC: Me too.

Lo: I think it’s cool. I will give them money because I think it’s cool.

LC: So you’ll give them money, but you won’t give them like an hour of your time?

Lo: Well I just don’t like the whole like hippie lets play guitar and sing soul songs.


CUT TO: Open Mic Night

Music is playing as people listen. LC and Lo go over to Trey and hug him.

Lo: Hi.

Trey: Hey Lo. (LC hugs him) Hey LC. How’s it going? This is just the first one. It’s only going to get bigger.

LC: Okay.


CUT TO: Inside

Trey: Tonight, we are pretty much exposing Active Young America, which is a non profit organization. That a bunch of us kind of, all kind of pitched in ideas. The whole goal of Active Young America is kind of much unite young people through our common goals of giving the future a voice. (As he talks it shows LC and Lo listening)


CUT TO: Outside

LC: There they are.

Lo: Hello! (They go to their friends)


CUT TO: Inside

Polster: I’m sorry I gotta catch up really quick. This is not an organization called AYA. This is a movement. This is like woman’s liberation or civil rights. It’s going big. Woo!


CUT TO: Dieter’s

Jessica: (She’s laughing) Nothing, your face. (Everyone’s eating) You like it?

Kristin: I don’t think they like it.

Dieter: Hey Jess, have you checked on your cake?

Jessica: Oh, I didn’t set a timer. (Everyone laughs. Jessica goes to check it) Oh no. (She pulls it out) Oh it looks so good, it’s perfect. (She moves it around) Look, it jiggles.

Stephen: Oh god.

Dieter: Why does it taste so bad?

Kristin: ‘Cause the dressing’s like retarded. (Stephen smells it)

Jessica: Everything else is good. Other than the sauce, you know, like the noodles and the chicken’s good. (Everyone keeps eating. Kristin’s cell rings but she ignores it)

Stephen: Want me to get your phone?

Kristin: I don’t care that much about it.

Stephen: Did you ask me to or not?

Kristin: No.

Stephen: Why don’t you just turn your phone off?

Jessica: We get detention tomorrow Kristin.

Kristin: Mm-hmm. (Kristin and Stephen drink their water) Why is everyone so quiet? (Her phone starts to ring again. Stephen gets mad. She gets up to answer it) Hey Sam. What are you doing? Oh, you are?

Stephen: (He sighs) Damn it.


CUT TO: Open Mic Night

Someone finishes playing and everyone claps.

Guy: Love you Trey. Remember this possible with you.

Polster: Yeah Trey. (He high fives Trey)


CUT TO: Outside

Girl: Where did you guys go shopping?

Lo: Southcoast Plaza. Who’s ready to go to Sushi? I’m ready to go to Sushi.

Girl: Yeah, I’m ready.


CUT TO: Inside

Trey: (LC hugs Trey) Thanks for coming by.


CUT TO: Outside

LC and Lo leave.

LC: That was interesting.

Lo: I thought it was fun.

LC: It was really cool.

Lo: It was cool.

LC: It would’ve been nicer if we stayed for a while and sit down and stuff.

Lo: Yeah. I like more upbeat fun music.


CUT TO: Dieter’s

Everyone’s cleaning up while Kristin is still on the phone.

Kristin: What? Oh my god. Me, Stephen, Dieter, and Jessica. Oh my god. I’ll tell you about it later. All righty, bye. (She hangs up the phone)

Stephen: Why are you being so weird?

Kristin: Me?

Stephen: Yeah.

Kristin: I’m not acting weird. I’m just tired. I’m really exhausted.

Stephen: Seriously.

Kristin: What? I’m not being weird. I’m just really tired, seriously.

Stephen: You’re being weird.

Kristin: I’m not being weird.

Stephen: Why you going home?

Kristin: ‘Cause I’m tired and I have detention tomorrow morning. Besides I’m not doing anything.

Stephen: Standard. What are you doing tomorrow night?

Kristin: Jake’s house, probably. What?

Stephen: Nothing. No comprende tu. (She gets a weird look when he walks into the kitchen)

Jessica: Ready?

Kristin: Yeah. Bye Dieter.

Dieter: Thanks for dinner.

Kristin: Yeah. ‘Cause I hate Stephen. No. Anytime I’m not like all over him, he freaks out and doesn’t know how to act or anything. It pisses me off. (First shows them leaving, then Stephen and Dieter in the kitchen)

Stephen: Just so f***ing frustrated.

Dieter: Both of them together, I can’t deal.

Stephen: They’re probably saying the same thing about us right now.

Dieter: Probably.

Stephen: I’m so over that. What do you want me to do with that cake Dieter? Just wrap it?

Dieter: Just throw it away.


CUT TO: Laguna Beach High School

LC is leaving to go home, when Talan sees her and goes to talk to her.

Talan: Sup LC?

LC: Hey. What’s up?

Talan: Nothing. What are you doing?

LC: Going home.

Talan: Are you going to that bonfire tonight? I like it heard about it.

LC: Yeah, yeah, yeah. We’re trying to get a few people to go down there. Are you gonna go?

Talan: I don’t know. Where is it?

LC: Just down on the beach.

Talan: We’ll see, we’ll see. My busy lifestyle. All right, I’ll see ya.

LC: Bye. (She pulls out and leaves)


CUT TO: Ice Cream Place

Morgan S and Kristin are getting ice cream.

Morgan S: Thank you.

Kristin: Here you go. (They sit down outside to eat it) Last night with Stephen was really, really weird.

Morgan S: Why?

Kristin: It wasn’t so weird, it was just like, I don’t know.

Morgan S: What did you cook for them last night?

Kristin: (She laughs) Um, like bow tie pasta with chicken and Alfredo sauce. It tasted like feet.

Morgan S: Did they like it?

Kristin: (She shakes her head) Nuh-uh.

Morgan S: What did you do after?

Kristin: I went home. I didn’t want to hang out with Stephen.

Morgan S: Are you just annoyed?

Kristin: Yeah, I’m annoyed with him because he gets mad at me when I’m not all over him, you know?


CUT TO: Stephen’s Work

Stephen calls LC when she’s at work


CUT TO: LC’s Work

LC: Thank you for calling Second Reef. This is Lauren.

Stephen: Thank you for calling Second Reef. (It shows Stephen and LC on screen as they talk) What’s going on?

LC: Oh nothing, working. You?

Stephen: How stoked are you to be inside right now? This beautiful day.

LC: Shut up. I wanna be at the beach so bad.

Stephen: I can’t wait to get out of here. You going to the bonfire though, right?

LC: Yeah, I’m gonna go straight after work.

Stephen: Good.

LC: Okay, I’ll see you in a little bit. Okay bye.

Stephen: Talk to you later. (They hang up. It shows Stephen at work talking to his co-worker, JD)

JD: A lot of fun, juggling these two girls around?

Stephen: No, I’m not juggling two girls around.

JD: Okay.

Stephen: Me and Lauren, it’s interesting and at the same time it’s kinda weird. It’s not like it’s complicated as with me and Kristin, so…

JD: Predicament.

Stephen: Yup.


CUT TO: The Bonfire

Everyone is going to it.

Stephen: Hey, let’s get this fire going.

Morgan: I’m good at lighting fires.

LC: I’m just putting on the new logs.

Stephen: You’re like Jessica Simpson like with lighter fluid. (She tries to poke Stephen with the poker. It shows Lo trying to make a call on her phone but she can’t)

Christina: Morgan, will you hold it still?

Polster: I did my whole senior project on the humanal step potential movement.

LC: Mm-hmm. I don’t really know this.

Polster: All right. In the ‘50s and ‘60s there was this humanistic psychologists that introduced this idea that instead of being told your problems were and have to had your problems fixed, it was more like putting it within themselves and like trying to solve it within themselves.

Lo: (She’s trying to find service on her phone) Doesn’t my f***ing phone know I need to make a phone call?

Kristin: I won’t be, okay. I won’t be.

Stephen: Whatever. Let’s just do it later.

Kristin: Stephen, I don’t want to talk about it right now. I don’t want to talk about it right now.

Stephen: That’s what I’m saying. I don’t want to do anything right now.

Kristin: Okay.

Stephen: I just want to be able to talk to you as friends.

Kristin: Stephen, I’ll call you when I know what I’m gonna do, okay? (She walks away)

Polster: It’s a life changing experience for me. Most people say that if they could have gone back and won the lotto, that they would have rather gone back and done like the seminar.

LC: Personally, I think I’d go for the lotto.

Morgan: Do not go in the bathroom. I already checked them out.

Stephen: You’re hogging my chair.

LC: Where the hell have you been?

Stephen: Talking on my phone.

LC: Oh. What’s wrong with you?

Stephen: I’m bummed.

LC: What is wrong with you? Do you really not wanna tell me?

Stephen: I wanna get the hell out of here so bad. I wish it was August 25 right now. My first day of school. We’re gonna have so much fun at school.

LC: I wanna go right now. I just wanna leave.

Stephen: I wanna leave so bad. I’m not trying to bring anything up, but there’s so many things I wish I could take back and just like not have happened.

LC: Like what?

Stephen: Like I don’t regret that we ever hooked up or anything like that, we became better friends from that, but like I regret the situation I got put into.

LC: For a really long time, I did regret everything. I mean, it was like fun while it lasted. But it just almost wasn’t worth it because of all the s*** we went through.

Stephen: It’s so standard. I learned a lot though. Like I’m glad I went through it, like the one time.

LC: Don’t lie to two girls that are gonna end up, you know having the same friends.

Stephen: I am trying. What do you suggest I do to have fun?

LC: Stephen, if you wanted someone, you could have them. Yeah you could. (Everyone says good bye as they leave. When Kristin leaves, her phone rings)

Kristin: What’s up Sam? I’m leaving the beach right now but Stephen + Dieter and stuff are still chilling. Stephen? No I’m over it.

LC: We need to figure out a senior prank ‘cause we haven’t done one yet.

Trey: Yeah, I’ve have like 5 pranks in the making, bro.

Dieter: I like the f***ing fish prank. That’s kinda funny.

LC: Fish filling?

Trey: We’re gonna buy a 100 goldfish and put them in the pool.

LC: No they’ll die right away. It’s chlorine.

Trey: Exactly.

LC: You guys are so mean.

Stephen: No it’s so standard for a goldfish. That’s why they’re like 99 cents. It’s like 99 cents for the month. And then you’re done. (LC laughs) They’re good for a month and then you say good bye. Time to cry. (LC laughs)

LC: 1, 2, 3. (They throw water on the fire so it goes out.)  Woo!

Stephen: Whoa.

LC: Let’s go. (Everyone leaves)

The End

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