JOAN OF ARCADIA
2X19: TRIAL AND ERROR
Original Airdate on CBS: 04/01/05
Written by Marc Flanagan, Matthew Donlan & Jeremy Martin
Directed
by Neil Israel
Posted on TWIZ TV.COM. Transcribed for Mysterious Messages
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Trial and Error begins with Will leading a grief stricken
woman out of an official looking building with a mob scene
of reporters all around.
Reporter: Were there any witnesses to the abduction?
Will - The department will make an official announcement
later this afternoon.
Reporter - Do you have a description of the killer?
Will - Not at this time.
Reporter - Mrs. Hoyt, can you tell us where your daughter
was last seen before she was abducted?
Mrs. Hoyt - She was walking home from third street
elementary, just like she's done 100 times before. We only
live a block away. (She looks into the camera) If there's
anyone who can help find who did this, please, for my little
girl... please, please...
Will - (Leads her away) ok.
Mrs. Hoyt - Please. Please.
Reporter - Do you have any leads, detective? Were there any
witnesses to the abduction?
The camera zooms in on the
photo of the little girl and then we go to Adam and Joan
walking in the halls with Grace and Luke.
Joan - It's our anniversary.
April second. One year.
Adam - You're kidding.
Joan - No. We kissed on my porch.
Luke - We kissed at the
science fair before that.
Grace - Why would you retain that?
Joan - Yeah, it's not the same thing. We were all, "should
we or shouldn't we?" For the longest time, and then, that
night on the porch, we definitely took the plunge. We should
celebrate.
Adam - Sure.
Grace - Stop talking like this in public.
Luke - Are you saying that you don't remember when we first
became official?
Grace - (Putting on her head phones) Bye-bye.
Adam - I can't believe you remember the day and everything.
Joan - [Giggles] My lips are an alarm clock. Briiiing! One
year.
Luke - History. French revolution. Au Revoir, baby.
(He tries to kiss Grace)
Grace - Don't mark me, dude. Biology closet, 2:15. (To
ADam) Come on, lover boy. We're late for Spanish.
Adam - Ok.
Joan walks a little down the
hall and then bumps into Locksmith God.
Joan - Oh, I'm sorry.
God - Sorry.
Joan - I didn't--
God - oh, no. Well, you shouldn't be. I startled you, so I'm
the guilty party.
Joan - God feels guilt?
God - Such an interesting question. Of all the life on
earth, only humans experience guilt. Or innocence, or that
matter. Dogs don't. Birds don't. Fish don't.
Joan - Ok, I got it.
God - You see, you're the only creatures with a conscience.
The only ones able to distinguish between right and wrong.
Recognizing it is the real problem, though, isn't it? Don't
you love exploring such a complex issue? You should join
mock trial. They love talking about these things, too.
Joan - Mock trial?
God - Oh, yes. The legal system affords you so many ways to
look at guilt and innocence. (Points at the floor) You
missed a few papers. I don't want you to overlook anything.
Joan - How 'bout one day I get to ask you to do something?
God walks away with a wave and
Joan stomps off to class.
Cut to opening
credits. When we return, we join Helen meeting Lily at the
coffee shop.
Lily - Ah, hey, look at this.
You actually showed. I never thought I'd see you again.
Helen - I just needed some time to think things over. Green
tea, please.
Lily - So, um, god's looking good to you again?
Helen - It's not that. I just have things to deal with at
home. You know that.
Lily - So you just needed some time away from the
ever-present one. How'd that go?
Helen - Is all the gloating really necessary?
Lily - No. Just one of the perks. You know, teaching the
catechism can get a little dull. So, did you bring your
notebook? Ok, then...
Helen - (To the waitress) thank you.
Lily - Now, where were we?
Helen - Um...confession.
Lily - Uh-huh. The sacrament of reconciliation-- conversion,
repentance.
Helen - Whoa, first day back and already I'm feeling like a
bad person.
Lily - [Chuckles] It's not about feeling bad. Confession is
a sacrament that's used to celebrate god's limitless
capacity to forgive. You know? He knew we'd feel guilty all
the time, so he gave us a way to deal with it.
Helen - Well, that' beautiful.
Lily - And, um, in the spirit of confession, I should
probably tell you that Kevin and I are dating. He's been too
freaked out to tell you.
Helen - Oh?
Lily - Yeah. So, the key is the sacraments are an outward
sign of inner grace. Is this weird for you? It's weird for
you.
Helen - No. No, no... it's terrific.
Lily - Because he-- he's so cute... and sensitive. I mean,
he listens--
Helen - ok. All right. Ab-absolutely. L-let's just go back
to confession.
Lily - Well, I'm not gonna tell you any details, if that's
what you mean.[Chuckles] Ok, um...confession.
Back to Joan, who is just
joining the mock trial.
Grace - [Clears throat] Shut
up. Why are you here?
Joan - Well, because we are creatures with a conscience. But
you... victim of the ruling class.
Teacher - Hear ye, hear ye. Mock trial is now in session.
I'm Mr. Harbison, civics teacher and legal enthusiast.
Glynis - He even has his own gavel.
Joan - This is gonna be ugly.
Grace - If he pulls out one of those giant wigs, I'm out of
here.
Mr. Harbison - You're Polk. Miss Hoder sent you because
you're failing history.
Grace - Not failing. Refusing to answer questions about our
so-called justice system, which everyone knows is a corrupt
capitalist farce.
Mr. Harbison - Excellent. You'll be the defense attorney.
Grace - Wha--no. I just want to do my time and leave.
Mr. Harbison - Not without a fair trial. Ha ha ha ha.
Mock trial was created by the American bar association in
order to teach youngsters how the court system works. A
hypothetical case is assigned, using the time-tested
structure of a well-known fairy tale. In this case, jack and
the beanstalk.
Joan - Wait. We're trying jack, from Jack and the beanstalk?
Mr. Harbison - For the murder of the giant.
Joan - I don't understand. I mean, Jack obviously did it.
Any 5-year-old knows that.
Grace - It was self-defense, dude. The giant was trying to
eat him.
Joan - [Scoffs] Jack broke in and stole stuff. That's
breaking and entering and murder one.
Mr. Harbison - Am I hearing the sound of a prosecutor?
Joan - Oh, no. I-- sorry. I can't help myself. My dad's a
cop.
Mr. Harbison - (hands her a pamphlet) You'll need this-- a
basic approach to law.
Joan - Oh, you know, I really don't want to.
Mr. Harbison - Welcome to mock trial, counselor. [Bangs
gavel]
Next scene, Will is at the
station when a man comes in.
Man - Detective Girardi?
Will - Yeah.
Mr. Karon - Yeah. I recognize you from the tv. I'm James
Karon.
Will - Yes. The front desk said you had some information
about the hoyt girl?
Mr. Karon - I killed her. It was me.
Cut from Will's
confused face to Grace and Adam talking about the trial.
Adam - I don't get it. I
mean... why would I kill a giant?
Grace - He had food. You were oppressed... poor.
Joan - She roped you in? You're gonna be jack?
Adam - I don't think I said yes.
Joan - Oh... you are so guilty.
Adam - She says I'm not responsible for my actions.
Joan - Right.
Adam - Yeah.
Grace - My client was a working man exploited by the
interests of the wealthy. I.E. One Mr. Giant.
Joan - Huh. You're actually getting into this.
Grace - I'm gonna prove law doesn't apply to the common man,
and Hoder is going to regret the day she sent me to mock
trial. (as she leaves) See you in court councellor)
Joan - Hey, look. Bonnie's got a new boyfriend. Eww. How
weird does he have to be?
Adam - Yeah.
Joan - So you're not gonna mind if I tear you apart on the
stand, are you, my little felon?
Adam - I'm a victim.
Joan - [Chuckles] Oh, hey, I know another place we can go
for our anniversary. The unurban? Remember that coffee shop
that exhibited your stuff?
Adam - Oh, yeah. Sure. Wherever you want. (He looks at his
watch) Oh, man, uh... I'm supposed to be at work at 4:00.
Joan - I hope Michael's paying you overtime. You've been
working like crazy.
Adam - I have to pay my defense attorney. I'll call you
later, ok?
Joan - You're goin' down, jack. You're goin' down.
Adam leaves and Joan goes to a
vending machine that wont take her money.
Joan - [Exasperated sigh] Come
on!
Skinny Kid - You better prepare. This trial could get
personal, Joan.
Joan - Reality check. Shouldn't God be able to remember this
is a fake trial about a fairy tale?
God - Symbols and metaphors can stir up a lot of passion.
You know, wars have been waged over what a flag represents.
(God puts her money into the machine)
Joan - Is this about Grace? Because she doesn't even believe
in the legal system. Oh. Am I supposed to let her win to
show her how important this all is?
God - Would it be right to let a guilty person go free?
Joan - So I should wipe her out?
God waves and leaves. We go
back to the station. Will is calmly questioning the
suspect, his answers being recorded on video.
Will - What was the murder
weapon?
Mr. Karon - A knife. I don't know how long it was. 8 inches,
maybe. Stainless steel. You'd find it under the floorboards
in my kitchen with the shirt I was wearing.
Carlisle - How many times did you stab her?
Mr. Karon - 5, I think.
Will - And where on her body did you stab her?
Mr. Karon - Look, do we have to talk about this?
Will - Yes. Yes, we do.
Mr. Karon - In the stomach and the chest. And once in the
back. That was the first time. I didn't want to touch her
face. She was--she was so pretty. I saw that woman-- her
mother--on tv. I saw what I did to her. The pain and
suffering that I caused. I just couldn't live with it
anymore.
Cut to Joan reading in the
kitchen later that night. Luke is making a sandwich.
Joan - Hmm. Did you know that
if you admit you did something, it's less of a crime than if
you deny it?
Luke - I didn't know it was the last piece of cheese. Kill
me.
Joan - Interesting. A guilty conscience always rises to the
surface. I was actually talking about mock trial. What is
that?
Luke - A dagwood. A sandwich named for the husband of the
long-running comic strip blondie. See, his constant hunger
could only be satiated by making a foot-tall sandwich.
Joan - Ooh, grace was right. [Clears throat] Some things
just should not be remembered. Look, when you're done
inhaling the entire deli section, I'm gonna need your geek
services in compiling some data.
Luke - Sorry, Joan. I'm already serving as legal advisor to
the defense.
Joan - You're helping Grace?! What happened to blood is
thicker than water?
Luke - Got trumped by make-out sessions in the biology
closet.
Joan - Well, guess that leaves you on the losing team.
[Clears throat] Jack is totally guilty. The only question is
can I up the charges? Murder in the commission of a felony
carries lwop-- life without parole.
Luke - Don't you think it's weird that you're prosecuting
your boyfriend?
Joan - Can it, Sigmund.
Luke - No, really. This sounds like a classic case of
playing out latent feelings of resentment and aggression.
Joan - Things are fine. It's our anniversary.
Luke - Yeah. I know how weird it was when you two... went
away for the night.
Joan - I don't think you should be the one hosting loveline.
Your love life consists of making out next to jars of
pickled frogs. Adam and I are fine.
She eyes his sandwich, takes the top piece of bread off,
licks the mustard off and then slaps it back onto his
sandwich.
Next scene.. We see someone
with long dark hair pulling a shirt over her head. At
first I thought it was Joan, but then she turns around and
we see it's Bonnie. She talks to someone that we don't
see till later in the scene.
Bonnie - You don't have to go.
My parents won't be home for a long time.
The person sits down on the
couch and she lays her head on their lap...
Bonnie - I think it'd be nice sometime to talk.
The camera pans up and we see
it is Adam she's talking to
Adam - You know about Joan. I
didn't lie about anything. Ok?
Bonnie - Yeah, I know. It's cool.
Adam gets up and leaves her
apartment. He stops in the hall and puts his head against
the wall in frustration.
Cut to a commercial break as
hundreds of people yell at their TV "ADAM what are you
doing."
We come back with Adam and Joan
talking about the case.
Joan - So, I tried to go
to sleep, but I just laid there thinking about the case. How
you just have to pay for what you did. I mean, Mrs. Giant
gave you food, but you still went back and stole from her.
Adam - Jane, you and Grace have to get a grip, ok? It's not
real.
Joan - Well, we'll be in court. And then it will be
personal. Grace is going to see that laws have a purpose.
Adam - Good luck. She's going at this like she's bringing
down Enron.
Joan - Oh, she's just justifying immoral behavior because of
a past injustice. That's a society based on revenge. Like
before the magna carta. Actually, it's in this book, which
is pretty cool--
Someone knocked Joan's bag on
the floor and Adam freaks out
Adam - hey, watch it, moron!
Joan - Are you ok?
Adam - Yeah, sure. I'm fine.
Something feel out of her bag
and Adam picks it up.
Adam - [Sighs] Jane. An
airbrush?
Joan - Yeah. Anniversary present. I was going to give it to
you on Friday night.
Adam - I've been saving up for this for months.
Joan - Well, I didn't want to have to watch you drool in the
art supply store anymore. (Adam is silent) What's wrong? You
look like you're gonna hurl.
Adam - I thought you said we weren't getting each other big
presents.
Joan - I know, but you've been working so hard, and I wanted
you to have it.
He is shocked. and it is such
an interesting moment on your second viewing. Her
trusting nature, his guilty thoughts.
Joan - Don't I get a hug?
They hug and we go to the
station again, where Will is talking to Mrs. Hoyt.
Will - Thanks for coming in,
Mrs. Hoyt.
Mrs. Hoyt - Have you caught him?
Will - A man came in yesterday and confessed. His story
matches the details of the crime. The lab ran tests on his
shirt and the murder weapon. They found blood and hair that
matches Melissa's. (HEHE.. I've never seen my name on TV
Before... anyways, Will shows her a photo) Have you,
uh... ever seen him before?
She shakes her head.
Mrs. Hoyt - So just like that,
it's over.
Will - He's gonna be arraigned tomorrow.
Mrs. Hoyt - So Melissa will get justice. I guess that's all
I can hope for... knowing that he's been caught. I, uh... I
haven't been able to let my little boy go to school. You
know, I mean I just kept thinking... he was... yeah. Maybe
now. Maybe now. Thank you.
Back to Joan. She is
at the book store reading law books when Old Lady God pops
in behind her.
God - Preparing the case, Joan?
Joan - Yes. Does god want to sit second chair?
God - This one you're gonna have to figure out for yourself.
Joan - Oh, well, there's a first. I can't believe they're
going for self-defense. He so killed that guy.
God - Everyone has their own rationale for why things
happen.
Joan - Yeah, and sometimes things are either wrong or right.
You said so yourself.
God - Yes, but figuring it out can be a real trial.
Joan - Cute.
God - [Chuckles] Thanks. You see, a trial is just an outward
representation of what goes on inside people all the time.
The moral debate: Am I good or bad? How do I behave in this
or that situation? It's a state of examination where
hopefully, you find the truth.
Joan - Have I done something that I don't know about?
God - I shouldn't bother you anymore you have a lot to do.
Joan - No. See, if you answer the question then you're not
bothering me.
God - Knock 'em dead, Matlock.
Joan - Matlock?! What are you, like a million? Oh, that's
right. You are.
Next, Helen is in a
confessional.
Helen - Bless me, father, for I
have sinned. [Laughs] That sounds so old-school.
Father Ken - How long has it been since your last
confession?
Helen - Father ken, is that you?
Father Ken - Helen? Oh, what a surprise. Is everything ok?
Helen - Oh, yeah. Um, I'm back in catechism class, and, uh,
we're covering confessions, so I though I'd do a field trip.
Father Ken - Wonderful. So, uh, how long has it been?
Helen - Um...I'm not sure of the exact date, but... ford had
just pardoned Nixon, so I felt inspired.
Father Ken - I see. Well, welcome back. Um, why don't we
skip the Reagan and the Clinton years, and we'll start with
something more recent.
Helen - [Sighs] Sometimes I nap through planning period at
school... a few times.
Father Ken - I'm sure god understands. What else?
Helen - And... sometimes I give students A's when they only
deserve B's. That's about it. Thanks.
Father Ken - Helen.
Helen - Ok, but, um, can we do this somewhere else? I feel
like I'm in the exorcist.
Cut to Grace and Adam going
over the mock trial stuff. Adam is sort of depressed.
Grace - Please sate your name
for the record.
Adam - Jack. My last name isn't beanstalk, is it?
Grace - No. Profession?
Adam - Farmer.
Grace - Why did your mother ask you to sell your cow?
Adam - I can't do it, Grace. I can't do this right now.
Grace - Are you gonna bail on me? (Adam walks away) Hey. Did
your girlfriend get to you?
Adam - No. It's just...
Grace - what?
Adam - I cheated on Joan. (He Stops and Grace is shocked)
Say something.
Grace - What? What do you want from me?
Adam - It was just sex, a couple of times. It didn't mean
anything.
Grace - And you had to tell me this, why?
Adam - I don't know. But I had to tell someone. I figured
you'd understand. I mean, you're the one with the whole view
on relationships not being possessive and everything.
Grace - So I'm supposed to tell you it's ok?
Adam - Well...yeah. Yeah--no--
Grace - look, dude, don't drag me into this.
Adam - So you think people are supposed to own each other?
Grace - It doesn't matter what I think. It matters what you
think and what Girardi thinks, and I think you know what
that's gonna be.
Adam - I'm sorry, ok, but it's over. It was bonnie, and--
Grace - no, no, no. I don't want details.
Adam - You're not going to say anything, are you?
Grace - No... but thanks for putting me in the middle of
this. I've missed this in my life.
Back to Helen's
confession. She and Father Ken go to the balcony of
the church, where Cute Boy God once sat in the finale of
last season.
Helen - So I've been overtaken
by these angry, negative feelings about a certain ex-nun.
Father Ken - Anger can be very destructive.
Helen - [Sighs] What am I supposed to feel? She's dating my
son... and it's weird, and it feels wrong and awful, and I
hate it, and I want them to stop.
Father ken - So you want to put your happiness before
theirs?
Helen - I want them both to be happy. I do. Just not with
each other.
Father Ken - Because your son could get hurt.
Helen - No, because... [Sighs] I could lose Lily, and
she's--she's more than a teacher. She's a friend. A nasty,
abrasive... honest friend, and I need that. [Sighs] And when
their relationship ends, and it will... [Sighs] I have to
take Kevin's side. So what's that gonna do to our
friendship? Oh, god, I'm such a horrible person. I feel...so
guilty.
Father Ken - Guilt is the spiritual equivalent of physical
pain, and like pain, things go horribly wrong when we ignore
it.
Helen - I'm not ignoring it. I confessed. So why don't I
feel better?
Father Ken - It's not enough to just say it, Helen.
Confession only works if it's accompanied by change.
Helen - How about a few hail Mary's?
Father Ken - Sorry.
Helen - I'll do a lot of them. 100.
Later that night, Joan is
working. Adam comes by to see her..
Adam - Hi.
Joan - Hey. I thought you were "special projecting."
Adam - No, no. I'm not doing that anymore.
Joan - Did something happen with Michael?
Adam - No. No, it's just finished.
Joan - Oh, well, that's great, right?
Adam - Yeah. 'Cause now we can spend more time with each
other.
He Kisses her like he hasn't
seen her in a long time.. and its kind of weird. It doesn't
fit.
Joan - Oh... mmm. Wow. You
should finish special projects more often.
The next day, the day
of the trial, Joan is in the kitchen getting some breakfast.
Will is there too.
Will - pop tarts? Not exactly
brain food. Let me make you some eggs.
Joan - Oh, uh, no time. I have to be in court this
afternoon. That sounds so cool, doesn't it?
Will - As long as it's not Juvie.
Joan - No. Mock trial. Jack is going down.
Will - Tough going up against a self-defense claim. The
giant was chasing Jack, right?
Joan - That's jack's story. Everyone takes his word for it
because the giant is this total mean, scary ogre, but jack
stole his golden goose.
Will - Well, the family was hungry. There are mitigating
circumstances.
Joan - Jack's family is starving, so he trades their only
cow in for 5 crummy beans? Gimme a break.
Will - Stupidity is not a crime.
Joan - Maybe he's not stupid. Maybe he knows those beans
will take him to the giant's castle.
Will - You're arguing it was premeditated.
Joan - If he was starving, why didn't he harvest the beans?
I mean, why did he have to climb that stalk instead?
Will - Textbook breaking and entering.
Joan - Exactly. He takes what he wants, kills the giant,
pleads self-defense. Sweet young jack is a stone cold
killer.
Will - Nice job, counselor.
Joan - Thank you. You know, you can't take anything at face
value. There's always something else going on. That's mock
trial handout 3-F. Bye, dad.
Will stops for a minute and
thinks about his own case.
On to the school.
Adam: So I--I called spumoni,
and they don't take reservations, but, I, uh, told the guy
in the back I'd pay him 10 bucks if he didn't bus the corner
table for us.
Joan - That'll cost more than the whole dinner.
Adam - Well, I wanted to remember it exactly how it was.
Like we were...
Grace - stop fraternizing with the enemy, Rove.
Joan - I hope you're ready, because the prosecution is
locked and loaded.
Grace - You don't know the real jack. Save it for the trial.
Luke - Ok, I found another legal precedent for your defense,
if other fairy tales are admissible.
Joan - (To Adam) Good luck, dead man.
The skinny god comes over to
Joan.
God - Your I.D. Badge.
Joan - I don't even get a name?
God - You know who you are. Please hang on to that.
Joan - Hmm. Bailiff god. I figured that you would be the
judge or something.
God - Actually, I'd prefer to stick to the sidelines,
maintain a sense of order.
Joan - You know, if I'm supposed to, um... hold back for
grace's sake, you should probably tell me now. Otherwise,
she's going down.
God - I would never ask you to compromise what you believe
to be right.
Joan - Sounds like there's a "but" in there.
God - These proceedings are about justice. You know, it's a
powerful force. It has the power to reveal the true nature
of things, as well as the value of innocence.
Joan - But he's guilty, right?
God sees the judge come in and
stops.
God - Hear ye, hear ye. Mock
trial is now in session.
Mr. Harbison - We are happy to welcome a real superior court
judge, the honorable Patricia Claymore-- [Applause] Who will
be presiding.
We stop here to go with Will to
the police station. Carlisle is eating again. A piece of big
blue cake.
Will - Someone rob the good
humor man?
Carlisle - Got it from my nephew's birthday. Forgot he's
lactose intolerant. Want a piece?
Will - Can't celebrate just yet. I've been going over all
the evidence in the Hoyt case.
Carlisle - Problem?
Will - No. Blood splatters on the shirt, fibers, murder
weapon. It all adds up.
Carlisle - I though that's what we were going for, being
cops and all.
Will - Yeah. Except the guy. It was too easy, him walking in
like that.
Carlisle - First timer, suffers remorse, turns himself in.
It happens.
Will - He did everything but type up the report. Can you
stop eating for a minute?
Carlisle - Sorry. Was I eating?
Will - Yeah. I wanna send the knife back to the lab.
Carlisle - Will, the blood's a match.
Will - I know. I want them to look at it again, as if it's
all we've got.
Carlisle - Sure.
Back to the Trial. Glynis
is sitting on the stand.. pretending to cry over her dead
husband. She is playing Mrs. Giant.
Joan -- Mrs. Giant, I know this
must be a very difficult time for you right now, but can you
please tell us what happened when jack came to your house?
Glynis - I let him in. He said he was hungry, so I gave him
breakfast. Eggs, bacon, toast, some juice.
Grace - Big meal. Then what happened.
Glynis - Um, after my husband came home and went to take his
nap, jack grabbed our golden goose and ran out of the house.
My husband chased after him. He loved that goose. He just
wanted it back.
Then it cuts quickly to Grace's
cross examination
Grace - This is about more than
a pet goose. This is about oppression. History has shown
that the rapacious ruling class will always exploit the poor
unless someone rises up.
Joan - Objection. She's making a speech, right?
Judge - Sustained. Get off the soap box and ask a question,
counselor.
Grace - When Mr. Giant came home, what did you ask jack to
do?
Glynis - I... I told him to hide in the cupboard.
Grace - Hmm. Why?
Glynis - My husband was a jealous man. He had a temper!
Grace - So you were afraid that he would kill jack if he saw
him.
Grace goes to sit down.
Judge - Rebuttal, ms. Girardi.
Joan - Yes, I just have one thing. Mrs. Giant, you said your
husband was napping when jack snuck out of the cupboard. Um,
so when did Mr. Giant wake up?
Glynis - When jack was running out with our golden goose. It
squawked. (Glynis squawks like a goose)
Joan - So, if jack hadn't stolen the goose, he would've
escaped without ever waking up Mr. Giant, and none of us
would be here today, isn't that correct?
Grace - Objection. Leading the witness.
Judge - Overruled. Answer the question, ma'am.
Glynis - Absolutely. Yes.
Then it is break
time. Adam has just been examined by Grace and they are
taking a break.
Joan - Nice job, counselor, but
wait until my cross-examination. You're toast, bean boy.
Adam - I don't know. Grace is on fire.
Grace - Law is such a joke. You can manipulate it however
you want. Well, I can.
Joan - Well, there are still absolutes. And there's such a
thing as innocence and guilt.
Grace - Says who?
Joan - Says very important people.
Bonnie - (Out of no were with a "Listen to me, so help me
god" look on her face) Can we talk?
Adam - I'm kind of busy.
Grace looks away and Joan
doesn't know what's going on.. so she is just normal.
Joan - Hi, bonnie. Are you, ok?
Bonnie - You can give me 2 minutes. I think I deserve that.
Joan - What's going on? (Bonnie walks away when Adam doesn't
answer her.) What was that all about?
Adam - Nothing. Um, I--well, I lost some of her art
supplies. She's a freak.
Joan - Adam--
Joan is looking around in
shock. She knows what happend.
God - please return to the
courtroom! Court is back in session.
God has THE SADDEST look in his
eyes. He knows this is hurting Joan. The only other time I
remember this look is at the end of "Only Connect" when god
says "Do you miss yourself.. because I do"
Its a commercial and then
Joan's turn to cross examine Adam.
This scene is FULL of double meaning. You and I know
what Joan is thinking when she speaks.. but the the court
room, it looks normal.. but very emotional.
Judge - Your witness, ms.
Girardi.
Joan - (can't look at him.. she keeps her head towards her
paper) Um... jack, I understand you sold your cow. Why?
Adam - It wasn't making milk anymore.
Joan - And what did you get for it?
Adam - Some magic beans. I was hungry.
Joan- Is that why you... climbed up to the giant's house?
Adam - Yeah, I was hungry.
Joan - Hungry?
Adam - Yeah, hungry. I--I already said that.
Joan - So maybe it was your hunger that diminished your
mental capacity. You weren't thinking clearly.
Adam - Yeah, that's right.
Joan - That would explain why you... stole the goose from
the giant, because if you were thinking clearly, you would
have realized how much you were risking by going over there.
(She takes her first look at him) Right? (Turns away)
Adam - I guess.
Joan - But you needed to satisfy your hunger. It's all you
were thinking about, right? (Looks at him again)
Adam - Yeah. But, um...
Luke - (Whispering to Grace) isn't she leading the witness?
Shouldn't you object or something?
Joan - You're lying.
Adam - It's not like that.
Joan - Mrs. Giant had just given you a huge breakfast, isn't
that right?
Adam - Yeah.
Joan - So you weren't really hungry when you stole the
giant's goose, were you?You just took it because you wanted
it. That's the only reason, isn't it? I'll rephrase the
question. (She is pissed off now and has a very strong
voice. Adam is talking softer than ever and can hardly
look at her) Do you believe that just because you want
something, that that means it is ok for you to take it no
matter what the consequences are? Answer the question!
Adam - I didn't think that far ahead.
Joan - Did you need to steal the goose to survive, or did
you just want it?
Adam - I felt like I needed it.
Joan - You stole the goose, and you didn't care who you hurt
in the process, did you?
Adam - Jane... it wasn't like that.
Joan - Then what was it like? What?! (She is crying and
yelling)
Grace - Objection. Badgering the witness. (She is regretful
that she knew)
Joan - I'm done. (the Double meaning here gave me goose
bumps and Joan looks like she is going to throw up because
of anger) The prosecution rests.
Back to Will, who is going over
the details he found with Mr. Karon.
Will - So, we ran a few tests
on your knife.
Mr. Karon - The murder weapon?
Will - Funny thing is, Mr. Karon, the edge is clean. If that
knife would have done what you say, it would've hit bone.
The edge would've shown damage, even slight. The knife you
gave us was the same as the murder weapon, but it wasn't the
murder weapon.
Carlisle - You worked for a temp agency as a janitor. We
checked with them this morning. March 29, you were assigned
to the coroner's office. Isn't that correct?
Mr. Karon - Yeah.
Will - The night Melissa Hoyt's body was brought there.
Carlisle - You knew where all the wounds were, how the body
was found, You had access to the hair and the blood samples.
Mr. Karon - [Sighs] She looked so little, lying there on
that table. And that room was so cold. And I kept thinking
to myself, "there's somebody's baby." And those people...
they just lost their child, and all they wanted was an
answer. And I wanted to help them. I lost my little girl.
One day, she just died. Her heart stopped. She was 3-years
old. No one could tell me why. And I couldn't live with
that. I couldn't live with the fact that I had no answer I
left my house one day, and I just-- it just-- I never really
did anything with my life. You know, I just... I just wanted
to help these people. I just wanted to give them an answer,
that's all. I'm sorry.
He seems like he is
remorseful. We go back to the court room. The case is over.
Luke - See? The law is precise,
grace. It has a mathematical construct into which the moral
variables must be placed. I mean, your idealism has no part
in it.
Grace - Zip it, dude.
Mr. Harbison - Congratulations, ms. Girardi. Quite an
achievement for a novice.
Joan - Thanks, feels good. (She stands up) Well...
seems like everybody knows something but me.
Luke - I'm definitely out of the loop here.
Grace - I think we should leave you two alone.
Joan - Yeah, I think so, too.
Now it is just Joan and Adam.
Adam has his head down on the table with his arms around his
head. He can't look at her.
Joan - I always trusted you.
Adam - I am so sorry. It didn't mean anything. It was just a
hook-up, and I thought that's the way it would be. I
thought-- I just kept thinking that it could stay like that.
That it could just be about sex.
Joan - (Just realizing it is much worse than she thought.
She thought Kissing) Sex? You had sex with bonnie? Because I
wouldn't?
Adam - No. I don't know. I... it kind of just happened, I
mean... I love you, Jane. I love you so much. Nobody will
ever be what you are to me, and if I could take it back,
then-- I understand why you don't wanna have sex, ok? I just
thought that with bonnie--
Joan - shut up. I don't wanna hear it. I don't wanna hear
you try to convince yourself that it was ok. How long have
you been lying to me?
Adam - I wanted to tell you. And I just wanna get over this.
Joan - You don't understand. We're not gonna get over this.
You gave her A... a part of yourself... because I wouldn't
sleep with you? But you had my heart, Adam. And that's what
you took with you when you went to... hook up with her.
Adam - Jane.
Joan - No, we're done. It's over.
Joan storms out. She gets
on a bus to go home and she sees Old Lady God and takes a
seat beside her.
Joan - You knew and you didn't
tell me. That's your idea of justice?
God - I don't interfere. You know that.
Joan - Yeah, well maybe free will wasn't such a great idea.
I believed in him.
God - I know. That's what makes it hurt so much.
Joan - What did I do to deserve this?
God - Nothing. This isn't punishment, Joan. It's simply part
of being alive, of being involved, of loving.
Joan - Yeah. I'm not doing that anymore. I'm never doing
that again.
God - I know how painful this is. But what you and Adam had
was beautiful, too. And that was every bit as real as the
pain that you're feeling now. You experienced how deeply two
people can be connected.
Joan - So what do I learn when someone I trust destroys all
that, huh? Maybe it was never real. Maybe you're not even
real, you know? This whole morality thing, right and wrong,
it's all just junk. We're all just animals, taking what we
want.
God - Do you know what innocence is, Joan?
Joan - You know, I don't want a mock trial right now.
God - Well, it's more than an absence of guilt. It's having
faith that there's goodness in the face of cruelty and pain.
Someplace, you still feel that way. And that's me. And I'll
always be there. Oh, honey.
Joan starts to cry and puts her
head on God's shoulder. God comforts her and we fade
to black on Trial and Error.