JOAN OF ARCADIA
2X17: SHADOWS AND LIGHT
Original Airdate on CBS: 02/25/05
Written by Tom Garrigus & David Grae
Directed
by Kevin Dowling
Posted on TWIZ TV.COM. Transcribed for Mysterious Messages
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Shadow and Light begins with Joan, Adam, Stevie, Grace and
Luke walking in the halls talking about the up coming parent
teacher night.
Joan -
Parent/teacher night? That is just 3 words you never want to
see next to each other.
Grace - Should be called tyrant-oligarch-nacht.
Stevie - Oh, it'll be fun. What? All of us together, snacks.
Wait, we don't have to work at the design studio that night,
do we?
Adam - No, but we can ask.
Luke - Lischak asked me to do the student science
presentation.
Adam - Do you get extra credit?
Luke - Not really.
Grace - So it's for the love of sucking up? You're gonna
have to get your lips surgically removed from Lischak's--
Luke - (Ducking into a classroom) ok, I get it, grace.
Joan - Wow, they really make you believe in love, don't
they?
Down the hall is Helen and
Erica Marx.
Stevie - Mom!
Erica - Oh, hi, honey.
Joan - Didn't she just see her mom, like, 30 minutes ago?
Helen - Hey, Erica Marx, this is my daughter Joan.
Erica - Oh, hi.
Helen - And Adam rove.
Erica - Nice to meet you.
Adam - Hi.
Stevie - My mom is vice-president of the PTA. She won in a
landslide.
Erica - Oh!
Helen - And I'm her little helper. We're doing refreshments.
Erica - You want to help?
Helen and Erica smile and Joan,
who smiles and then quickly wipes the smile off her face
when she realizes she is being roped into something.
Joan - I want to help?
Helen - Yes, you do.
Joan - Ye--uh...yes. We'll do ice cream.
Stevie - I'll do chips and salsa.
Erica - Ok, great. Well, gotta run. So much soda, so little
time. Bye.
Stevie - Bye.
Erica - Love you, honey.
Stevie - Bye.
Helen - Can I count on you to be guides, too?
Joan - Wait, wait, wait. How hard is it for parents to find
classrooms? (Helen looks at her) Ok, but I want an Ipod.
Helen - Ok, we'll pretend that'll happen.
Stevie - Borrow mine.
Joan - Oh, no, no, I... I don't know what I'm saying. Great.
Helen - Bye.
Adam - Uh, wait, Mrs. G... listen, if you need me to do the
advanced art presentation...
Helen - uh, you know, I already asked Nicky Freezer to do
it.
Adam - Oh. Cool. She's great.
Helen - Yeah. Thanks. Bye.
Joan - What was that all about?
Adam - Nothing. I don't want to do it anyway.
Stevie - I'm gonna be late for Spanish. Hasta luego.
Adam - English. See you later, ok?
Joan walks a little down the
hall and is caught by female custodian god.
God - Hey there, Joan.
Joan - Oh, god.
God - The one and only.
Joan - Can we, uh, make this snappy? I have to get to the
library.
God - I'd like you to help Stevie get what she deserves.
Joan - What?! Like secret Santa? Christmas was 2 months ago,
and still I have not gotten my Ipod.
God - You got Stevie's. Now you can return the favor.
Joan - Oh... I've only known her for a few weeks. How--how
am I supposed to know what she deserves? (God walks away,
and Joan yells after her. I thought she learned her
lesson about this last year.. but at least the halls are
empty now) What about what I deserve? You ever thought about
that, huh? What about me?! Want about me?!
She pouts and we cut to opening
credits and a commercial break.
The next scene is Glynis, Grace and Luke walking.
Glynis - I'm a guide. I love
the button.
Luke - I got roped into refreshments. You think Einstein had
to pour punch?
Grace - I'm just gonna stare a lot and scare the parents.
What about Friedman?
Luke - Uh, he escaped. He's on another cruise.
Grace - Another one?
Glynis - Yeah. His mother won it selling vitamins.
Adam and Joan walk by and the
camera goes with them
Joan - So I say we get a few
tons of toppings. You know, like caramel, fudge,
butterscotch. Oh, hey, they have those gi-normous sprinkles.
You know, from the market. We--what? You want smoothies?
We're gonna be trapped with parents and teachers. You want
healthy?
Adam - Jane, did you tell your mom about us at the concert?
Joan - You didn't notice I was grounded for, like, a week?
Adam - No. I mean... about us. You know, that I wanted us to
sleep together.
Joan - Oh. That.
Adam - Oh, my-- I knew it. Oh...
Joan - what do you mean?
Adam - Jane, she hates me now.
Joan - Oh. Ok, now you're just being paranoid.
Adam - She asked Nicky Freezer to do the art presentation,
ok? She--she paints sunsets over the ocean with...seagulls.
Joan - Hey, you're lucky I didn't tell my dad, ok? He's the
one with the gun.
Adam - Ohh! I'm not even going to be able to look at her
now.
Stevie pops in and Adam
looks frustrated.
Stevie - Hey.
Adam - Hi.
Joan - Hey.
Stevie - Is this a bad time or something?
Adam and Joan - Yes.
Stevie - Look, I'm supposed to get my first paycheck from
work, but they won't pay me until I fill out one of those
w-4 thingies.
Joan - It's not hard. You just have to put down your social
security number.
Stevie - Right, but I didn't know it, and then when I asked
my mom for it, she got mad that I was working. She said that
I had to quit to focus on school.
Adam - You've been working or 2 weeks now. She didn't know?
Stevie - I said I was in the glee club. Look, I'm so sorry,
Ads. I know that you trained me and everything.
Adam -No, it's ok.
Joan - Wait a second, you can't quit. I mean, you really
love your job, right?
Stevie - Yeah.
Joan - Besides, you're 16. I don't even think it's legal for
here to stop you from working.
Adam - Jane, you really think you should be--
Joan - no, no, no, no, no, no. She deserves to work if she
wants to. Just tell her you want your social security
number. It's yours.
Stevie - But she got really mad.
Joan - Look, Stevie, I know you're all crazy into your
mother, but sometimes we have to stand up to our 'rents.
Besides, you really deserve this.
Stevie - Yeah.Yeah, you are totally right.
Joan - Of course I am.
Later that evening, Will is
cooking and the rest of the family (sans Kevin) is in the
kitchen.
Will - The kid has done it
again!
Helen - Mmm. Ooh, let me pick just a little bit of that
crunchy bit off.
Will - And spoil the presentation?
Luke - So I haven't yet settled on a thesis for my
parent/teacher night presentation yet, but you know, I'm
thinking, maybe just hit 'em with the big one-- super string
theory.
Helen - That's terrific, honey.
Luke - Yeah. I cannot wait to see the look on their faces
when I tie it into quantum field theory and general
relativity.
Joan - Yeah, they're gonna look like this. (she fakes
sleeping with Loud snoring)
Luke and Will go into the other
room and Joan whispers to her mom.
Joan - So, um, mom, you know
that thing we were talking about in confidence?
Helen - I didn't tell anyone.
Joan - I know, but, um... are you taking it out on Adam?
Helen - Of course not. He's a 17-year-old boy. He can't
helpthe wiring.
Joan - So why didn't you let him show his art at the
presentation?
Helen - I had other reasons. I would never take a personal
matter out on a student. I'm amazed you even asked me that.
Joan - Ok.
Luke - See, string theory provides a unified description of
the universe. I mean, it's the holy grail of physics.
Will - Yeah, like lasagna's the holy grail of Italian food.
Luke - Not an exact analogy.
Will - Well, maybe when I see the strings.
Kevin - (rolling in) This just in.
Helen - You're late.
Kevin - Indeed, ma'am, but Kevin Girardi has just been
contacted by WPFK TV news to return and grace the airwaves
as the human-interest story guy.
Helen - That is great!
Luke - All right!
Joan - Nice!
Will - My boy!
Kevin - Yes, I am. And you better believe it. Goin' in
manana to pitch ideas. Does anyone have one? Something
interesting or human?
Joan - Well, I got my friend Stevie Marx to do battle with
her controlling monster of a mother for the right to work.
Will - A little advice, Joan-- don't stick your nose where
it doesn't belong.
Joan - Trust me, I know what I'm doing. I'm helping the
meek, the ditzy. It'll be a great story.
Kevin - Local teen argues with parents. Riveting. Not!
Joan - Thanks for the support.
The next
day at school
Joan - Hey.
Adam - Hi.
Joan - So, I was thinking we'd go for that ice cream later.
You know, sneak a couple pounds of it, curl up on the couch
and groan.
Adam - I don't know. Why don't we ask your mom?
Joan - All right, I'm sorry you're mad that I told her, but
she is my mom, and I was confused, and it's a good thing
that I can trust her, you know?
Adam - Fine. But why'd you have to bring me into it?
Joan - You were kind of involved in the whole wanting to
have sex part. Anyway, she says she's not mad at you.
Adam - You told her I thought she was?
Joan - No, I said I-- I thought she was. It was all
me...mostly, I think.
Adam - This is a nightmare.
In a class room, Joan and Adam
stop to hear Stevie and her mom arguing.
Erica - I said no.
Stevie - But other kids work!
Erica - I don't care about them. My daughter is not working!
Stevie - Why not?
Erica - I don't want to talk about it. This is not
negotiable.
Erica leaves the room and Joan
and Adam go in.
Joan - Hey, are you ok?
Stevie - Yeah. I guess I'm gonna have to quit after all.
Adam - That's ok.
Joan - No, it's not. She deserves to work if she wants to.
Adults are all about kids taking responsibility and building
character.
Adam - It's kind of a private thing, Jane. I know that
doesn't mean all that much to you...
Joan - look, we'll call the social security place and get
your number.
Stevie - I tried, but because I'm adopted, they couldn't
find it.
Joan - Stevie, this may seem weird, but I am positive you
need to be able to work, so--
Stevie - look, I have never seen my mom freak out like that,
ok? Just forget about it.
Stevie leaves and Adam tries to
apologize to Joan
Adam - Look, Jane, I'm sorry
about what I said. But this thing with your mom and us--
Joan - (cutting him off) I needed my mom. So I talked to
her. This is not my problem. It's yours.
Later, Joan is walking in the
park. A boy calls out to her.
God - Hi, Joan.
Joan - You're getting, uh, junk all over your uniform.
God - What kind of god would I be if I was afraid of gettin'
a little dirty?
Joan - Look, uh, I think you should handle this whole Stevie
thing yourself. It's a mess.
God - Because she doesn't have what she needs... like the
person who lost this. (He holds up a glove) Keep looking,
Joan.
Joan - She doesn't want me to.
God - Sometimes, when the search gets too hard, it seems
easier to stop. But the search is all that's important. It
allows people to discover the truth about themselves. Help
Stevie find hers.
Joan - Like, she has a dog, but she's really just a cat
person?[Sighs] What? Her life seems fine!
Still later that
evening, Joan and Kevin are sitting around the kitchen table
pouring over records.
evin - There's no adoption
record for a Stevie Marx.
Joan - Yeah. But you said without an adoption record, we
can't find her social security number.
Kevin - You're a quick study. I had an adoption investigator
do a 50-state search. He didn't find anything about her.
Even if her parents adopted her from out of the country,
there should be a domestic record somewhere.
Joan - No, then you're missing something.
Kevin - This guy is the best. The paper uses him all the
time.
Will comes in, going for the
fridge
Will - If there's one life
lesson I impart to my children, it's that lasagna is even
better cold the next day.
Kevin - I thought it was to pee before leaving.
Will - Well, that, too.
Joan - Maybe her parents changed her name.
Kevin - Yeah. But her current name would have to be on
record somewhere.
Will - What are you doing?
Kevin - I'm just showin' off my investigative skills, which,
by the way, are coming soon to a TV near you.
Joan - Unh. This whole TV thing is gonna turn you into a
monster, isn't it?
Kevin - Oh, yeah.
Will - Adoption records?
Joan - I'm sticking my nose where it doesn't belong. My
friend Stevie deserves something, and I'm trying to help.
Kevin - Uh, she told Joan she was adopted. But according to
my investigator's report, she's not.
Joan - Which is wrong, right? Why would her mother tell her
she's adopted if she's not?
Will - (Looking at the records) I don't know.
We cut to another commercial
break and when we return, Joan is working up the nerve to
tell Stevie the truth.
She sees Stevie sitting alone
on the stairs and sighs.. Then she turns around and sees
Custodian God walking by.. She turns around again and goes
over to Stevie.
Joan - [Clears throat] Hey,
how's it goin'?
Stevie - Look, sorry I got mad at you yesterday.
Joan -Oh, heh. Mothers and daughters are like, uh...
dynamite and a match.
Stevie - Yeah.
Joan - Look, uh... I found out something when I was looking
for your social security number.
Stevie - Look, I told you to just forget about it.
Joan - No, I know. But I--I think-- I think you should know
about this. Um... I think it's important to discover new
things about ourselves.
Stevie - So you're searching for stuff about me?
Joan - Yeah, but... not like that.
Stevie - 'Cause you're startin' to creep me out over here.
Joan - Yeah, I know. But you deserve to know the truth even
if you think it's easier not to. But according to my brother
who's a real reporter... the reason you can't find your
social security number is because... Stevie, you were not
adopted.
Stevie - What?
Joan - Yeah. He had a professional guy investigate it.
Stevie - I'm adopted. Why would you say that I wasn't?
Joan - I just think you deserve to know the truth.
Stevie - Yeah, that you're a freak.
Joan - I'm not.
Stevie - Just leave me alone.
Joan - Stevie.
Stevie - Just stay away from me.
Stevie leaves and Joan is left
sitting there. She catches god's eye and gives her the
thumbs up.
Joan - Great. Thank you. That
went... That went great.
Cut to Grace, standing in the
biology closet. She has her back to the door. It opens
and she thinks its Luke.
Grace - Fire up those lips,
whiz kid.
Adam - Uh...grace.
Grace - Ok, you could choose to forget this or I could
inflict brain damage.
Adam - I'm sorry. I--I just... uh, listen. I, uh, uh,
I--I... kinda, I have-- I have an issue that I...
Grace - ok, lose the Hugh Grant stuttering thing. Who'd you
kill?
Adam - When Jane and I went to the concert, we spent the
night in the back of my dad's pickup truck.
Grace - Do I really wanna hear this?
Adam - We didn't do anything. But I wanted to. And I tried.
Grace - Dude, there are certain images I don't want seared
in my brain.
Adam - Grace, she told her mom.
Grace - Ha ha ha! Ah. Nice knowin' ya, Rove.
Adam - Look, she--she said her mother was cool, ok, and, you
know, that she understood. And...
Grace - and you believe that?
Adam - No. Heh heh. No. Mm-mmm.
Grace - You had to choose someone who has a good
relationship with her mother.
Adam - So what do I do?
Grace - You can invent a time machine.
Adam - I have to sit in Mrs. G's class every day. See her in
the hall, at their home-- she has to write me a college
recommendation, Grace.
Grace - And you want me to tell you that she really does
understand. Because she knows underneath all of this that
you are a decent, upstanding guy.
Adam - I am.
Grace - I know. But to a mom, you're just another
pimply-pubescent-horndog trying to get into her daughter's
pants.
Adam - Oh. Oh, god. How the hell did this happen?
Grace - Ask the little friend in your pants.
Cut to Will at the station, working with Carlisle to
find out what's up with Stevie.
Carlisle - I had reggie run
that girl.
Will - Yeah?
Carlisle - Your kids were right. Stevie marx wasn't adopted.
Died in a fire 14 years ago in Dallas. She was 2.
Will - Joan's friend is 16. It adds up.
Carlisle - To what?
Will - Identity theft.
Carlisle - By a 2-year-old?
Will - "Mother also died in the fire. Erica Marx."
After school, Kevin is just
getting back from his big meeting. Luke is sitting at the
table and Kevin goes to get a beer from the fridge.
Luke - Hey. How'd it go, man?
Are you a star?
Kevin - Nah. I told them I wasn't interested. Is that your
presentation? You're gonna make people's heads explode.
Luke - Wait. You turned them down? Did they want you to do
the news naked or something?
Kevin - It doesn't matter.
Luke - Last night, you were ecstatic. What happened?
evin takes a bunch of paper
from his bag and drops it on the table.
Luke - (reading) "Electrical
stimulation therapy for spinal cord injury patients."
Kevin - It's a gimp story... and they want a gimp reporter
so they can feel good about themselves.
Luke - Kevin, there's probably a waiting list for treatment.
So, I mean, you know, if you can jump the line--
Kevin - I'm not gonna be anybody's trained monkey. So let's
just drop it, ok?
evin wheels out of the room.
Then it is time for the Parent Teacher Night.
Joan is standing there and Adam
leads some people by, saying Hi to Joan as he passes. Then a
woman with blond hair and a horrible sweater comes up to
talk to Joan.
Woman - Hi, joan.
Joan - Great. I knew you wouldn't be able to keep away.
Where'd you get that sweater, a dumpster?
Woman - Excuse me?
Joan - It's the truth. You like that, right? You know,
here's something else. Stevie hates me, and it's all your
fault.
Woman - Who's stevie?
Glynis - (rushing over) Oh, you met my mom. I'm so glad.
Regina Figloia - Yes. I'm thrilled. I--I think I need some
punch.
Joan looks down to see her name
tag.. no wonder the Woman knew her name.
Joan - Oh, god.
God - Yes. Here I am, Joan.
She turns around, and there is
an older man standing behind her with the name tag A. Vatar
(HAHA .. seeing that the gods are called Avatars, this is
very funny)
Joan - Cute. So, what is the
big lesson supposed to be here? Stevie deserves to hate me
or something?
God - You tried to share the truth with her and it's hard to
accept sometimes. How is she supposed to accept it if she
doesn't even understand it? Well, how can she understand it
if she doesn't see it?
Joan - Ok, this is very chicken-egg, tree falling in the
woods kind of stuff. I think you need Luke's help on this
one.
God - I think you're doing fine. Just help stevie
understand.
Joan - Ugh. But I don't even understand!
Joan looks up to see Will and Carlisle coming into the
school with a woman (we don't know who she is)
Joan - Hey, dad. I thought you
were at work. Luke's doing his geek-a-palooza speech in room
113, so he'll be psyched to see you here. With...backup. Is
something wrong?
Will - Do you know if Erica Marx is here?
Joan - Stevie's mom. I think so. Why?
Carlisle - Will.
Joan - Dad, does this have to do with what we talked about?
Will - Honey.
He brushes Joan off and he and
Carlisle walk down the hall to where Erica and Charlie
Marx's are standing.
Will - Excuse me. Um, Alice
Sokol?
Erica/Alice - Call a lawyer, Charlie.
Charlie - Why? What is this?
Will - We don't have to do this in front of everyone.
They go into an empty classroom
and close the door.
Will - You're under arrest for
the kidnapping of Bridget Verkin.
Charlie - Who? This is obviously a mistake. Erica?
Erica/Alice - He didn't know. I swear.
Charlie - What don't I know?
Carlisle - We still have to bring him in. As a possible
accessory.
Charlie - To what? Who's Bridget Verkin?
Joan comes into the class room
with Steive/Bridget.
Joan - Hey, dad, what's going
on?
Will - Joan, please.
Stevie - He's your dad? What are you doing to them?
Charlie - Honey, I'll take care of this.
Erica/Alice - Stevie, it's ok. It's ok. Your father's gonna
be home real soon.
Will - They have to come with us so we can ask them a few
questions.
Charlie - This is our daughter, and we are not leaving her
until you let us know what the hell is going on!
Will - We can put the cuffs on in the car if you both
cooperate. We'll make sure that she's ok.
Erica/Alice - Ok. I love you, stevie. You know that I love
you. It's gonna be all right.
Social Worker - Stevie, Hunny, Wait right here.
Steive/Bridget - No, I wont!
They leave the room and Stevie
leaves after them.
Stevie - Wait! Somebody tell me
what's happening!
Erica/Alice - It's gonna be all right, sweetheart.
Charlie - I'll take care of this.
Social Worker - Come with me, stevie. We need to talk.
Stevie - (Yelling at Joan) You did this! Why did you do
this?!
The camera pans in on Joan and
we cut to a commercial break.
It is much later that night when we return. Helen and Joan
have been waiting up for Will.
Helen - Hey. You're still up?
Joan - We wanted to know what happened.
Helen - Are you sure there isn't some mistake, Will?
Will - Erica's real name is Alice Sokol. She kidnapped
Stevie from a woman named Melody Verkin 14 years ago. There
was an outstanding warrant, prints. There's no mistake.
Helen - Erica Marx is the perfect mom. This is surreal.
Joan - Why did you have to come barging into school like
that? In front of everyone?
Will - She was a flight risk, honey. We got information that
Erica had withdrawn a lot of cash, was planning to leave the
country.
Helen - Oh, my god.
Will - I guess when she found out that people were looking
for Stevie's social security number, well, we couldn't take
the chance that we'd be too late.
Joan - What's gonna happen to Stevie?
Will -We're trying to track down her real parents now.
She'll be in foster care until then. Now, if you want to see
her--
Joan - me? No. I already ruined her life.
Helen - You were just trying to help her.
Joan - Yeah, well, I won't be doing that again.
The next morning the school is
a buzz with the news.
Grace, Luke, Joan and Glynis walk in the halls.
Luke - Kidnapped and raised by
strangers. It's dickensian.
Grace - And I thought I had it bad. At least I know who my
mom is.
Glynis - You did the right thing, Joan.
Joan - I didn't mean to do anything!
She turns the corner and sees
Adam standing there at his locker.
Joan - Hey!
Adam - Hi.
Joan - How come you weren't in physics? I tried calling you
all morning.
Adam - Oh, they heard about what happened to Stevie at work
and gave me some cash to bring to her.
Joan - Oh.
Adam - She's in this foster home on willow street.
Joan - How's she doing?
Adam - Freaked. And they sent her a shrink to make sure that
she's not gonna hurt herself.
Adam opens his locker to find
Stevie's art
Adam - I forgot. [Sighs] Stevie
wanted my help with this for class.
Joan starts to cry and walks
away
Adam - Hey! Hey, Jane! Hey,
Jane! Jane! Hey, Jane! Jane!
Joan - I'm ok.
Adam - No, you're not.
Joan - [Crying] You're right. But there's probably not
anything anyone can do about it. (They Hug) I thought
you were still mad at me.
Adam - No. I don't really matter right now.
They hug again and we cut to
the police station.
Carlisle is eating again and on the phone.
Carlisle - [Sniffles] Uh-huh.
Ok. Thanks. Yeah. We'll be here. (Hangs up the phone)
Will - Do you know every hot dog has meat from a thousand
different cows in it?
Carlisle - And I am grateful to every one of them. State
police in Texas couldn't find any current DMV info on the
girl's biological mother.
Will - So she likes the bus.
Carlisle - They'll send some uniforms out to her last
address and run her through the system.
Will - Stay on 'em. I don't want to leave this kid hanging.
Back to Joan. She is now at
work. She puts some books away and turns a corner to find a
man on a step latter changing a light bulb.
Joan - Whoa. When did you get
here?
God - I'm always here, Joan, even when you can't see me.
Joan - Subtle. Why don't you let me fiddle with the light
bulbs and you can do your own dirty work.
God - Ahh. It's painful what happened to your friend. It's
very difficult to see something like that.
Joan - Yeah, what did Stevie do anyway to deserve that big
lightning bolt from on high?
God - I don't punish people and I'd never ask you to harm
anyone. You know that. What you witnessed was the power of
the truth.
Joan - Uh, but isn't that supposed to set you free, not kick
you in the head?
God - Heh. The light of the truth can be harsh to those who
have been in the dark. In the republic, Plato writes about
prisoners who lived their whole lives in a cave, chained in
place. A fire throws shadows against the wall in front of
them. That's all they ever see, so they have no reason to
believe there's more to the world. Stepping out into the
light after that can hurt your eyes. But once you adjust...
can you flip that switch?
Joan - Isn't it your job to "let there be light"?
God - It's everyone's.
Back to the Girardi house,
Kevin is watching Jeopardy.
Contestant - "Fix the
proverb" for 400, please.
Alex Trebek: "All root is the evil of money." Wes?
Wes - What is "money is the root of all evil"?
Trebek - Correct!
Wes - I'll take "canadian flags" for 400, please.
Trebek - "This province's flag depicts the setting sun
over wavy blue stripes that symbolize the pacific ocean."
Luke - What is British Columbia?
Kevin - Uh-uh. Yukon territory. What is Yukon Territory,
dude.
Luke - For the bugles?
Trebek: Wes?
Wes: What is British Columbia?
Kevin - Geek.
Luke Ahh... you're home early.
Kevin - Took a few days off for that TV thing. Thought I'd
burn them anyway, catch up on some quality television.
Luke - Kev, I think I know why you bailed on the story.
You're worried that you may have peripheral nerve loss.
Kevin - You win a bag of bugles, now you're a neurologist?
Luke - I did my presentation on electric stim. I used the
materials that you tossed.
Kevin - I don't need a lecture. I know all about it. They
strap you to some shopping cart--
Luke - (as Kevin Continues) it's a walker with braces.
Kevin - .... Hook you up to a car battery--
Luke - (Again, as Kevin Continues) a microprocessor.
Kevin - (To make the final point) Which makes your legs
twitch. For what? A few baby steps. 20% of paraplegics don't
even respond to it.
Luke - Which means that there's an 80% chance that you will
respond.
Kevin - And if I don't, it means my nerves are fried, which
means I'll never walk again no matter what sci-fi crap they
invent some day.
Luke - Yeah, but don't you want to know if you can do it?
You're a journalist. Isn't it your job to find the truth?
Kevin - Spend a day in this chair and then we'll talk about
the truth. Actually, you'd be ok with that, wouldn't you?
You wish you were Stephen Hawking. Just a big brain in a
chair. Too bad this isn't you!
Trebek: "Attached by a stalk to the base of the brain is
this master gland which controls the others." Ann?
Ann: What is the pituitary gland?
Trebek: That's it.
Ann: "Brain tease" for 2,000.
Trebek: "These brain cells that transmit nerve impulses
number in the billions." Amy?
Amy: What are axions?
Kevin - What are neurons, idiot!
Wes: What are neurons?
Trebek: Neurons, yes.
Back to Joan, She is
sitting at Stevie's new foster home.
Stevie - What are you doing
here?
Joan - Uh...I wanted to see how you were doing. Great. I
share a room with Janey who cries all the time because her
parents just died.
Joan - I'm sorry. I mean, you probably hate me.
Stevie - Hey...you're the only person that's been honest
with me.
Joan - Have you talked to your mother?
Stevie - Don't know who she is, remember?
Woman - Bridget, more visitors.
Charlie - Hi, sweetheart.
Joan - What's going on? What are you doing here?
Will - This is an ongoing investigation, honey. I think you
should come back later. We need to talk to stevie.
Stevie - Stay. I've dealt with enough secrets. Just tell me.
Social Worker - Your biological mother, Melody Verkin... she
passed away 12 years ago.
Joan - [Sighs] Are you sure?
Will - Yeah.
Stevie - Who was she?
Social Worker - When she had you, she was addicted to
heroin. You were in a very dangerous environment. Social
services was called quite frequently when you were little.
The social worker on the case was Erica, the woman you
always believed was your mother.
Charlie - She found you hungry... with bruises... once
almost dead.
Stevie - And my real father?
Social Worker - Melody never knew who he was.
Will - Erica tried to get you into a foster home, but the
court ruled in favor of melody. A week later, a neighbor
called. You'd been crying for hours. Melody was passed out.
Charlie - Erica knew that you were in danger, and she didn't
want to risk that the court would leave you in the house, so
she took you.
Will - After you left, melody had a baby boy. He drowned in
the bathtub. He was 4 months old. Melody went to prison for
killing him and died while serving her time.
Joan - Oh, my...
Will - the D.A. Is making a deal for a light sentence.
You'll be able to see her.
Stevie - What if they could have helped my real
mother?
Charlie - Honey, she tried. She loves you.
Stevie - Yeah? Is that why she was leaving?
Charlie - What could she do? Take you? Make you live like a
criminal? She sacrificed herself so that you could have a
life.
Stevie - Yeah. And that's working out great.
Charlie - Stevie, we can get through this. And they're sure
that a judge is going to grant me custody so that you can
come home.
Stevie - I don't have a home. (she gets up and leaves)
Joan - Stevie, wait! You do! Listen! (Joan catches her on
the stairs) I know it's hard to see, but your eyes will
adjust.
Stevie goes upstairs and we go
to commercial break.
The next scene starts with Joan
making a giant bowl of ice cream. Kevin comes in. The scene
takes place as they eat.. their mouths are almost almost
either full or licking a spoon.
evin - Sunrise ice cream.
What's the occasion?
Joan - Oh, I nuked a whole family. With your help.
Kevin - The Stevie thing. I heard.
Joan - Yeah. I was supposed to help her. Instead, I just
ended up stealing her Ipod.
Kevin - You gonna keep it?
Joan - [Laughs] No. I already feel bad enough.
Kevin - I hear you.
Joan - Ooh. So, uh, what about you? Ice cream for breakfast
usually comes with a dark underbelly.
Kevin - Tv thing didn't happen.
Joan - Sorry. That sucks.
Kevin - Yeah. I took it out on Luke.
Joan - Mmm.
Kevin - Told him he should've been the one to get paralyzed,
not me.
Joan - Ouch![Chuckles] Yeah. Well, that calls for some more
whipped cream. Open your mouth. (She sprays some into his
mouth then hers.) Mmm. That's good. Didn't we used to
be good people?
Kevin - I think so. What happened?
Joan - Huh. Maybe it was just easier to dump on other people
than deal with our own garbage. But...have to face it
eventually.
Kevin - Why?
Joan - Well... you can't live in a cave.
Later that day, Adam is at the art class. He is handing in
Stevie's Art when Helen comes in.
Helen - Hey.
Adam - Hi.
Helen - What's up?
Adam - It's stevie's. I was just dropping it off.
Helen - It's still so hard to believe, isn't it?
Adam - Yeah.
Helen - Joan said Stevie's pretty destroyed.
Adam - Yeah.
Helen - Are you ok?
Adam - Sure. (RE: his art piece) Uh, you know, if it's ok, I
wanted to take this home.
Helen - Oh, yeah. Go ahead. I already graded it. I gave you
an "A." It's great work.
Adam - Why didn't you use it for the presentation?
Helen - It's not what you think, Adam.
Adam - No?
Helen - That's between you and Joan.
Adam - So you're saying you don't care?
Helen - [Sighs] Of course I care. She's my daughter. I don't
want to see her get hurt or used... but I choose to believe
that you wouldn't do that.
Adam - I...I didn't want to mess things up with you. I mean,
it's complicated with me and Joan, but--but I don't have
anyone else like you in my life, either.
Helen - [Laughs] I--I knew how hard it was for you to
finally paint your mom. I...didn't think you'd feel
comfortable sharing it in front of so many strangers. I
should have asked you first. I'm sorry.
Adam - Thanks.
After School, Joan goes to
visit Stevie, and catches her on her way out.
Joan - Stevie!
Stevie - It's Bridget.
Joan - Bridget, right. I'm just returning your Ipod. So,
where are you going?
Stevie - They gave me my social security number, so I have a
couple job interviews.
Joan - Well, you could still work with Adam at the design
studio.
Stevie - I don't think so.
Joan - What about school?
Stevie - I can't go back there! And legally, I don't have
to. I can get a job, get emancipated, and be on my own.
Joan - But you're a kid. And you do have a family.
Stevie - Not anymore.
Joan - Look, Charlie's been your dad for years. He didn't
have anything to do with this. Look, it's horrible what
you've been through. But you still have your mom. Call it
what you want to. She gave up her life for you. A lot of
real moms wouldn't even do that!
Stevie - I didn't ask her to!
Joan - You're right, you didn't, but she did it anyway! You
really think she's a criminal? All she ever did was love
you! That's what matters, isn't it? Look, if you're still
gonna run away and not see what's been given to you, then I
guess you're getting exactly what you deserve.
To Kevin now. He decided to go
ahead with the piece about the treatment.
They are hooking him up to a machine and he gets ready to
hold himself up by his arms.
Doctor - The microprocessor
fires electrodes on the quadriceps, the gluteal muscles, and
the peroneal nerve, causing muscle contractions.
Kevin - So basically it's like my battery is dead and I'm
getting a jump from another car.
Doctor - Basically. We'll send a signal to your peroneal
nerve. If it still functions, your quadriceps will twitch.
Are you ready?
evin holds himself up by his
arms on the parallele bars. His feat just touching the
ground by the toes.
evin - [Sighs] Uh-huh.
Doctor - We can take a break if you're not.
Kevin - No. Let's just do it. [Clears throat] Randy, make
sure you get this. It's the money. Ok. [Grunts] Light me up,
Igor.
There is a lot of beeping and
nothing happens .
evin - (To the camera) Uh...
20% of paraplegics don't respond to this type of therapy.
Guess your humble reporter falls into that group.
Doctors - Sometimes you just have to adjust the electrodes.
Kevin - Ok. Hey, brainy doctor copping a feel. Ha! Guess
this hasn't been a total loss for the viewers. Ha ha! I'm
gonna try this again.
He takes a deep breath.
Doctor - Ok. I'm increasing the
voltage, Kevin.
There is more beeping and his
legs take a flimsy step forward. I don't think it could
support him, but they moved none the less.
evin - Whoa! [Dr. Davis
laughs] Does this mean...
Doctor - congratulations. Want to take a stroll?
Kevin - Are you kidding? Ha ha! [Kevin gasping] It's alive!
It's alive! Uh... just, uh... for WPFK, this is Kevin
Girardi. I'm running the marathon at Hogan county hospital.
Back to you, Chuck and Maria.
To Joan, and the last scene of
the episode. She is looking in on Stevie and her mother.
Erica - Hi, baby.
Stevie - [Sniffles] They told me why you did it.
Erica - I had you in my arms. You were so small. And you
looked at me and I couldn't let anything happen to you.
Outside the room
Joan - (To Will) - So, what's
gonna happen now?
Will - The D.A. Cut a deal. She'll get 3 years, minimum
security.
Joan - That doesn't seem right. Going to jail for saving
someone's life.
Will - I know.
Joan - (sees the electrician god) I'll be back in a sec. (To
God) You're not actually gonna let her go to jail, are you?
God - It's all working out the way it has to.
Joan - So Stevie has to lose her mom for 3 years because of
me?
God - Mmm.
Joan - They would have been fine if I'd just stayed out of
it.
God - No. That relationship was built on a lie, and a lie,
even if it's motivated by the best of intentions, blinds
people from the light. Love can't survive in the dark, Joan.
Joan - But look at them. How are they gonna get through
this?
God - Eh, you made them see what they have, what they were
going to lose. You let them see the truth. That's the light
they need to find their way.
Joan goes back to her father, The camera goes over to Stevie
crying, huging her mom and fades to black on Shadow and
Light