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Scene: Outside somewhere.

(I think it looks like an alley of some kind behind an apartment building or something think that. Caitie and her friends are dressed up for Halloween. Jamie's the only one not dressed up. Mostly just lots of black and extra makeup. Caitie's got the beaded yellow thing on her hair. She's putting face paint on someone so he looks like a skeleton. Jamie's sitting in the background and there's another girl leaning against a building. Rock music plays in the background.)

Caitie: I think we should be trying to make a statement.

Kenny: Yeah right. TP-ing corporate logos in the industrial park is really gonna stop global warming.

Caitie: Okay. So what's your idea of the perfect Halloween? Ringing doorbells and hiding in the bushes? (Jamie sneezes.) Gesundheit.

Jamie: (Frustrated.) These allergies are killing me.

Kenny: Come on guys. This is, this is our night. I mean we've gotta come up with something totally cutting edge. What's do you say James?

Jamie: I uh, I can't hang out with you guys tonight.

Kenny: (Confused.) What?

Caitie: (Protesting.) Jamie, we always do Halloween together!

Jamie: (Apologetically.) It's the busiest night of the year for EMTs. Everybody's on the schedule.

Kenny: Come on man, just call in sick.

Jamie: I can't! They said they really need me.

Kenny: (Taunting.) Oh, they need me. They really, *really* need me. For what, man? So you can hold doors open for them?

Jamie: I do a lot more than that, Kenny.

Caitie: Jamie, Halloween's like a tradition. Especially with Kenny back from living at his dad's.

Jamie: I told them I'd be there. (Grabs his jacket and puts in on.)

Kenny: You know man, since you've joined this little geek squad thing you're completely brainwashed. I mean next you'll be wearing polo shirts and running for class president.

Jamie: (Annoyed.) Give it a rest Kenny. (Grabs another tissue from his pocket and sneezes again.)

Kenny: (To the rest of the group.) You see? Now he's allergic to us.

Jamie: (Angry.) Oh will you knock it off Kenny?! Look, I gotta work! That's it. It's got nothing to do with anything except I said I'd be there. I've got to go.

(Jamie walks off. They watch him go. Kenny starts to follow. Caitie gets in front of him and stops him.)

Caitie: Look Kenny, just drop it, okay?

Kenny: (Stops going after Jamie, but still taunts him.) They need me! They really, *really* need me!

(Jamie keeps walking, but he looks pissed.)

[Opening Credits]

Stock Shot: Outside Station. Day.

Scene: Station garage.

(Tyler, Hank and Val are loading the ambulance.)

Tyler: Only you would pick Halloween night to quit eating sugar.

Hank: Look, all I'm saying is that when you realize dinner has been coming out of the candy machine for the last five nights, something's gotta give.

Val: Oh come on, it's not that bad.

Tyler: (Takes a snack cake out of Val's back pocket.) Yeah, this is only her fourth night.

Hank: Face it guys. We're addicts.

Val: We are not addicts.

Hank: Oh no? I bet you can't get through one night without having a candy bar.

Val: Oh please. Of course I can. I, I can.

Hank: Prove it. (Tyler unwraps the food he took from Val.) Tonight no sugar buzzes to get us through and everybody has to stay away from the Halloween candy.

Tyler: (Protesting through a mouthful of cake.) Everybody? (Val puts a finger up to shush him.) Unt uh wait. . .

Val: We're in. (Turns to Tyler.) Come on Tyler, you can do it.

Tyler: (Still eating.) How did I get in on this?

Val: It's moral support. All for one and one for all.

Alex: (Entering.) That's what I like to hear. Hey guys, I just want to give you an update on tonight. Um, Halloween is not only our busiest night, it's also the craziest. (Jamie comes in.) You're late.

Jamie: (Looks at the clock.) It's one minute past.

Alex: Every minute you're late means the rest of the squad has to do more work. (Turns to the rest of the squad.) Calls are gonna come in fast and furious. (Jamie sneezes. Alex turns to face him.) Oh, don't tell me that you're sick.

Jamie: (Thinks about it for a few seconds. Makes his voice a little bit weaker to sound sick.) Yeah, yeah it's really got me.

Alex: What are thinking? Not only are you jeopardizing the health of your patients but you're putting the whole squad at risk of getting sick!

Hank: Hey Alex, he's just trying to do his job.

Alex: Home. Right now. You know better than to show up here in a contagious state.

Jamie: (In his fake-sick voice.) Yeah, sorry guys. Have a good one. (He keeps up the act until he's out the door. Then he smiles and laughs.)

Alex: (Off screen.) Okay, good luck guys. (Grabs the door just as it swings shut. Alex glances down the hallway after Jamie. We hear a cough.)

Tyler: Well, this is great. The most insane night of the year and we're already shot one.

Hank: And no sugar.

Val: Guys, come on. How bad can it be?

(The alarm goes off.)

Scene: Station common room.

(Starts off with a close up of an eye through a magnifying glass. The camera pulls back and we see that it's Brooke and Nick is the one holding the magnifying glass. Brooke is trying to put makeup on Nick. He's dressed as Sherlock Holmes.)

Nick: Ow!

Brooke: Hold still.

Nick: Then stop hurting me! I mean, what is that, a chisel? (Brooke holds up the eyeliner pencil.) So, what are you supposed to be, anyway?

Brooke: Duh. I'm Rose. From Titanic.

Nick: You're kidding. How's anybody gonna get that unless you're soaking wet and dragging an iceberg around with you?

Alex: (Entering.) Brooke, I though you were going to the Hoku concert tonight.

Brooke: They're picking me up here. It's on the way.

Alex: Well have fun. But don't forget, tomorrow we have to organize for the silent auction.

Brooke: Oh uh, I won't forget. (Alex leaves. Brooke sighs.) How could I? I promised to get something great and all I've got is a free car wash courtesy of you and me.

Nick: (Slowly.) Yeah um, why don't you auction off your ticket, to the concert tonight. I'd take it since I seem to be the only bonehead in town who doesn't have one.

Brooke: Why didn't I think of it before?

Nick: (Excited.) Really? I can have your ticket?

Brooke: Yeah right. But I just thought of what I can get. It's perfect.

Nick: What?

Brooke: Hoku's autograph.

Nick: Of course! Not. Okay, the chances of you getting within a mile of her are like less than nothing.

Brooke: There's gotta be a way.

Scene: The old water tower.

(The place is fenced off. There's a 'Danger, keep out' sign hanging on a chain link fence. The whole place is run down. Jamie, Caitie, and their friends are standing outside the fence. Kenny's got a can of spray paint.)

Kenny: The old water tower.

Caitie: Man, I haven't been here in years.

Jamie: I'm surprised it's still standing.

Kenny: Hey come on. Help me bust this thing open. (Kenny hands the paint to Caitie and starts rattling the gates until the rusted padlock keeping them closed breaks. He swings the door open.) Ta da! Now all we gotta do is wait 'til it's dark.

Scene: Ambulance.

(Val's in the passenger seat on the radio.)

Val: We're still loading for transport. Since we're one short everything's taking a little longer. Over. (Joins the guys in the back.)

(The guys are loading a guy in to the back of the ambulance. He's dressed in a burned hot dog costume and his hands are bandaged.)

Hank: Nice and easy, Sir. Don't worry, we'll get you fixed up.

Hot Dog Man: I didn't even see that pumpkin. I was just standing there, having a drink of punch, next thing I know I smell something burning and, and it was me.

Hank: Well it's a good thing they had that fire extinguisher. It could have been a lot worse.

Tyler: (Climbs into the driver's seat.) Couple of weeks, you'll be as good as new.

Val: I don’t know if we can say the same thing about that costume.

Hot Dog Man: Good. Good, I hate being a weenie. I hate it! My mother-in-law brought this stupid thing back from her meat packers convention. You don't say 'no' to my mother-in-law.

Tyler: You ready to roll?

Hank: Yeah, ready. So, what do we wanna write on the accident report?

Val: I'd put down Weenie Roast.

(Hank, Tyler and Hot Dog Man all laugh.)

Scene: Station common room.

(Nick is helping Brooke put on a necklace. The heart of the ocean thing that Rose had in Titanic.)

Brooke: I'm telling you, there's gotta be a way.

Nick: And I'm telling you there isn't.

(Phone rings. Brooke answers.)

Brooke: Kingsport EMS. (Beat.) Nicole, you and your mom should be here by now. We'll be late! (Beat.) You're kidding. (Holds the phone to her shoulder while she talks to Nick.) Hey Sherlock, Michelle's got food poisoning. Know anybody who wants to take her ticket for the concert tonight?

Nick: Are you kidding me? Yes, yes, yes.

Scene: Old water tower. It's night now.

(Kenny shakes the can of spray paint as he walks to the base of the tower.)

Kenny: All Glow Orange. You can this stuff for miles, day or night.

Caitie: See what?

Kenny: My initials. Proof that I'm the one who actually did it. Nobody's been up there for years.

Jamie: There's a reason no one's been up there. That thing is ready to fall down.

Kenny: (Turns to Jamie.) Oh, what's the matter James? You scared?

Jamie: No, not I'm not scared. I'm just not stupid.

Kenny: Hey come on, I'll race you to the top. Or uh, do you miss your little geek squad friends too much?

Jamie: You've turned into a real jerk, Kenny. (Walks away.)

Kenny: And you've turned into a real chicken, James. (Taunting/clucking.) Bawk baw-aw-k. Bawk bawk baw-aw-k. (Jamie stops in his tracks.)

Jamie: Okay, you're on.

Kenny: First one to the top calls the rest of the night. (Starts climbing.)

Jamie: That's cheating! (Starts climbing.)

Kenny: No, it's fast. Besides, I'm lugging the paint.

Caitie: Losers.

Scene: Ambulance.

Hank: Dispatch says move fast. They're up to their eyeballs.

Val: Man, Alex really wasn't exaggerating.

Tyler: What is that? (Points to candy bars in Val's pocket.)

Val: What? (Sees the candy. Takes it out of her pocket. She's flustered.) Oh no, it's because, I forgot because the, the police officer at the last call. . . he, he shoved them in my pocket and I didn't want to seem rude. (The guys give her looks that say they're not buying it.) Okay, next trashcan, I promise. (Puts them on the dashboard.)

Scene: Hallway/stairwell.

(The marquee says 'In concert. Hoku. Tonight only. Inside, there's a sign on a door that says 'No admittance' We can hear The Fabulous Rudies playing. Nick and Brooke sneak through the door.)

Nick: We're gonna miss the whole concert.

Brooke: It's just the opening act.

(They look around a corner to make sure nobody's coming. When they see it's clear they hurry up another flight of stairs.)

Nick: We have no idea where we're going.

Brooke: Well, why do you think I brought along the world's greatest detective?

Scene: Old water tower.

(The 2 girls and Skeleton guy are watching from the base of the tower.)

Caitie: Okay guys, this is a really bad idea.

Jamie: (Climbing.) She's right man, this thing is pretty shaky.

Kenny: Bawk bawk bawk. (Makes barking sounds as well.)

(Kenny takes a step up a rung of the ladder and it creaks and bends when he lifts his foot off.)

Caitie: Guys I mean it, okay! Grow up! We really don't feel like watching this little testosterone fest. (Walks away.)

Kenny: (Taunting.) Come on James, can you keep up?!

(Jamie grabs onto the bent rung with his hand. The rung breaks. Jamie catches his breath and grunts trying to catch himself. The rung his foot's on breaks as well. Caitie hears him and turns around.)

Caitie: (Terrified.) Jamie!

(Jamie slides down a few more rungs that break under his weight.)

Caitie: (More terrified.) Jamie!

(Jamie stops falling. He got a grip with his hands, but he feet are still dangling. We can hear the fear in his breathing.)

[Commercial Break]

Scene: Old water tower.

(Continued from before commercials.)

Girl in Background: Kenny help him!

Caitie: Kenny, hang on. (Kenny keeps climbing. Caitie's terrified.) Kenny, Jamie's in trouble.

Kenny: (Looks down. He's unconcerned.) Yeah, but how am I supposed to get to him? He blew out all the rungs.

Caitie: (To Jamie.) Look, try to, try to pull yourself up, okay?

(Jamie struggles to get his footing and finally does.)

Jamie: Kenny! Don’t move! (To The guys.) Get some rope from the truck! (Starts to climb back down.)

Skeleton Boy: Yeah, I'll get it man.

Kenny: Yeah, well first I'm going up to finish the job.

Caitie: Kenny, are, are you, are you brain dead?! Just get down, okay?

(Skeleton Boy hands Jamie the rope. He starts to go back up.)

Jamie: Come on man, it's too dangerous! Just wait there!

Kenny: Yeah, for some of us maybe.

(The ladder that Kenny's on starts to creak. The ladder breaks at the top and falls back so that Kenny's at about a 20 degree angle to the tower. He catches his breath as the ladder falls and all cockiness is gone. Jamie's still far below him.)

Girl: Kenny!

Skeleton Boy: Kenny!

Girl: Kenny!

Scene: Stairwell/hallway.

(Brooke and Nick are still creeping around. We can hear The Fabulous Rudies playing. They see someone in the hallway. He doesn't notice them yet.)

Brooke: (Looks for a place to hide. Grabs Nick's arm.) Come on. In here. (She pulls him into a room. There's a sign on the door that says 'Caution. Door locks automatically.')

Nick: (Tries to stop the door from closing.) Didn't you see the huge sign on the other side of the door?

Brooke: Well why didn't you say something?

Nick: Well I tried.

(Brooke slumps against the door.)

Hoku: (We can hear her in the background.) Hey Kingsport! How ya doing?!

(Brooke and Nick start banging on the door.)

Brooke: Help! Help us!

Nick: Help! We're in here!

(The man they were hiding from doesn't hear them and walks away.)

Nick: They shoulda put a speaker in here. (Slumps down.)

Hoku: (Off screen.) Okay, let's go!

Stock Shot: Ambulance driving. Night.

Scene: A woman's house.

Police Officer: (Beckons for them to follow.) She's in here.

(The squad wheels the stretcher over to a woman. She's slumped on the floor against a chest of drawers. There's a man in a rat costume struggling to get through a dog door. He's grunting in pain.)

Police Office: Do you believe this guy? (Points to the Rat Man.)

Rat Man: (To another police office. Sarcastically.) Oh that's great. Where exactly do you think I'm going?

Tyler: What happened here?

Rat Man: Ow. Careful.

Police Officer: We call him the Rat Burglar. His MO is to ring doorbells as a trick-or-treater, then if nobody answers he breaks in.

Rat Man: (Struggling against the other police officer.) Hey, what about me?! I think I pulled a muscle here!

Police Officer: (About the woman.) She gonna be okay?

Val: She's stabilizing and that's a good sign.

Rat Man: Hey guys, I really did hurt myself.

Hank: Load her up.

(The squad helps the woman up.)

Scene: Old water tower.

(Kenny is clutching the ladder to keep from falling anymore. Caitie screams.)

Kenny: Help!

Caitie: Kenny, hang on!

Jamie: Hold on, I'm coming.

(Kenny's weight is too much for the ladder. It slips again. It's at about a 45 degree angle.)

Jamie: Whoa!

Caitie: Kenny!

(Seconds later it falls again. This time Kenny's foot slips and he's dangling there.)

Jamie: Kenny!

(Kenny keeps kicking his feet, causing the ladder to fall even more. The ladder falls as much as it can. It's completely flat like a set of monkey bars.)

Girl: Don't swing so much! Just hang on tight!

Skeleton Boy: Help him, Jamie!

(The can of spray paint falls out of Kenny's pocket.)

Caitie: Jamie, look out!

Girl: Watch it!

(Jamie swings out of the way to avoid being hit by the can.)

Kenny: Help me, man!

Jamie: Hold on, I'm coming! Don't move.

Girl: Go slow!

(Kenny starts trying to cross the ladder like the rungs were monkey bars.)

Jamie: Kenny, be careful!

Caitie: Kenny, don’t move!

(One of Kenny's hands slips and he falls. He screams. Cut to Caitie when he hits the ground. We hear a thud. Caitie screams and cover's her eyes. Seconds later she runs to him.)

Caitie: (Worried.) Kenny.

Jamie: (Still on the ladder.) Call 911! Now!

(Caitie jumps of to do it. Jamie finally makes it down the ladder.)

Jamie: Get back. (Everyone moves out of the way.)

Scene: Ambulance.

(They all climb in and slam the doors. Hank and Val in front.)

Val: I am totally wiped and we still have an hour to go.

Hank: I know.

Tyler: Me too.

(Their eyes all land on the candy. At the same time all three of them reach for it. The radio stops them.)

Dispatch: Call one five six. Code four. Unconscious sixteen year old male injured in a fall. Forty three hundred Centennial.

Val: (On radio.) This is one five six. We copy and we're ten eight.

(Hank flips on the sirens and they drive away.)

Scene: Old water tower.

(Kenny is still unconscious. Jamie's taking vitals and everyone else is standing around them. They hear the sirens and the ambulance pulls up. Caitie runs to meet it.)

Caitie: Guys! Guys, over here.

Val: Caitie, what? (Pause.) Caitie, what are you doing here?

Hank: What's Jamie doing here?

Val: I don’t know.

Jamie: Okay, he, he's breathing but his resps are shallow. (Backs off so that the squad can do their job.) He's been unconscious the whole time.

Hank: Pulse is one twenty, respiration eight. What happened?

Jamie: (Worry/slight distress.) Uh, we were climbing the tower and the ladder broke.

Hank: (Quietly to Val.) We need the collar.

Jamie: Right, right. (Starts to kneel down by Kenny.)

Hank: (Yells.) No! You're off duty, remember?

Val: (With a pointed look to Jamie.) I'll get it.

Jamie: (Backs off. The worry's back now that he's just a bystander. He's talking more to himself than to the squad.) Try to keep his head stable.

Tyler: BP one forty over eighty.

Hank: Backboard. (Jamie moves in to help again. Hank yells at him again.) I said back off! You wanted the night off, you got it. (To the squad.) Let's move him. Count of three. One two three. (Jamie backs off again. He's biting his lip and he looks really upset.)

Scene: Storage room.

(Brooke and Nick are sitting on the ground. We hear the concert music stop.)

Hoku: (Off screen.) I just love you guys and I just want you to know that I can't wait to come back! So. . . bye! (Brooke and Nick put their ears to the door.)

Nick: (Disappointed.) It's over. We missed the whole thing.

Brooke: (Apologetic.) It's all my fault. (She sighs.)

Nick: (Hears something and starts banging on the door again.) Help! We're in here!

(A security guard opens the door and looks surprised to see them.)

Carl: What the heck are you two doing in here?

(Brooke sighs and walks out the door knowing that Security is just going to throw her out. Nick is still stunned. The guard grabs his coat and drags him out.

Brooke: I, I can explain, Sir. Mister, really. We weren't trying to do anything wrong.

Hoku: Is there a problem here, Carl?

(Nick and Brooke realize exactly who it is that they're talking to.)

Nick: (Slowly.) Oh my. . .

Brooke: (Quickly.) Hoku. Hoku, oh my gosh. Um, we were trying to get your autograph for a really good cause. The high school EMS program. Maybe you've heard about it. They do totally amazing work and they're a great role model for kids. (Dejected.) But then we got locked in that room and missed your whole concert.

(Hoku looks touched.)

(Nicole and her mom walk around a corner. Nicole's Mom is angry.)

Nicole's Mom: There you are! What do you think you're doing?! We missed most of the concert trying to find you!

Nick: (Protesting.) What are you talking about? She was the one who dragged me all into this!

Brooke: (Same time as Nick.) We missed the concert for a really good cause!

(Hoku lets out a piercing whistle and everyone stops talking.)

Hoku: (Laughing.) Okay, so let me get this straight. All of you missed my concert just so you could get my autograph for charity?

Brooke: (Nods and looks sorry.) It's all my fault. I just thought it would help raise some money but I never meant for anyone to miss the concert or get in trouble. I'm sorry.

Carl: Alright, time to go so. . . (Starts to guide them out.)

Hoku: Actually Carl, before they go I'd like them to come with me.

Scene: Hospital.

(Jamie is leaning against a wall by an administration desk. He's barely holding up. Everything moves in slow motion when he sees the squad come in through a set of double doors across from his waiting place. He probably chose that place to wait because he knew they'd come that way. They're wheeling Kenny in and talking to the doctors. We can't hear what's being said. They walk right by Jamie like he's not there. He's even closer to losing it when he slumps down a wall to the ground. Caitie walks up to Jamie.)

Jamie: (His voice is wavering.) I'm such a jerk.

Caitie: (Comforting.) Look, you couldn't have stopped Kenny.

Jamie: (He's about as close to crying as a person can get without actual tears.) I was so worried. . . that ever since I started doing all this stuff that I've become a different person. But now I just think I'm so stupid. It was really stupid.

Scene: Dressing room.

(Everyone sits down and Carl closes the door.)

Hoku: So I've got this new acoustic version of 'How Do I Feel'. I was wondering if maybe I could play it for you guys?

Brooke: Absolutely.

Nick: Yeah.

Nicole: Yeah.

(Nicole's Mom nods.)

Nick: Are you kidding?

Hoku: Okay, awesome. (Grabs her guitar and sits down in front of them.)

Lyrics: I was free/ When we met/ You were eating a burrito/ With a girl/ Some brunette/ At El Torosco's/ Then you smiled/ Like you knew/ That someday we'd be together/ And together we were for awhile/ How do I feel?/ Ever since I walked away from you/ I miss you for real/ Every day of my life/ Now that it's over/ Well the thing that I miss the most/ Is missing you.

(For full lyrics go here: http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/hoku/howdoifeel.html )

Hoku: So what do you think?

Nicole: It was perfect.

Nicole's Mom: Great.

Brooke: Amazing.

(Time lapse. Hoku is signing a CD. Brooke already has three in her hands. Hoku hands this one to Nick.)

Hoku: It sounds like a really good cause Brooke. I hope this helps.

Brooke: Are you kidding me? This will be the best fundraiser ever. Thank you so much.

Hoku: You're welcome.

Nick: (Shakes her hand. He's a little bit star struck.) Hoku, uh, it was really. . . just so totally. . .

Hoku: Thanks Sherlock. (Nick backs out the door.) Bye. (He's still in awe and he backs into the doorframe and trips. Hoku laughs a little. Brooke grabs Nick's arm to drag him away. Nick waves.)

Scene: Hospital.

(Hank comes out wheeling an empty stretcher. Tyler and Val are with him. Jamie and Caitie are still sitting against the wall. Jamie quickly stands up and leans against the wall.)

Hank: I just saw Kenny's parents. A broken leg, lots of contusions and a concussion. But he should be up and around before you know it.

Jamie: Thank you.

Hank: Yeah, well uh, just thought you'd want to know. (Turns to leave.)

Jamie: Yeah. Um Hank. (Hank turns back around.) I'm sorry. . . for letting you guys down. And after you stuck up for me with Alex and everything.

Hank: (A little harshly.) Yeah well uh, maybe next time you could try deserving it.

Jamie: It just. . . it got to me, man.

Hank: Look, there's no big mystery with Alex. Either you earn his respect or you don't. But you definitely have to earn it. And besides, you've got to wanna be doing what we're doing.

Jamie: I know.

Hank: (Looks at Val and Tyler. They take the hint and leave.) Just so you also know, our reports. . . they don’t usually include the names of the bystanders during an accident. (Sighs.) This is one night I'll be very glad to forget all about. (Walks away.)

Scene: Hallway.

(Tyler is taking a candy bar out of a vending machine.)

Hank: You got 'em? (Tyler shows him the candy bar.) Where's Val?

Tyler: Pit stop. (Looks down the hallway.) Shhh. Here she comes. (They hide candy behind their backs and stand shoulder to shoulder. He clears his throat.) So Val uh, in honor of us having completed our first Halloween shift.

Hank: And because we know now that you're the worst afflicted of all of us we decided it wasn't right to deprive you any longer.

Tyler: And besides, tonight you earned it.

(The present her with as much sugary junk food as they can. She just looks at it.)

Val: Oh, no thanks. (They look shocked, they clearly expected her to take the junk food. Val takes a few steps back and pulls a candy bar out of her pocket.) I already got mine. (Starts backing quickly down the hallway.)

(Tyler and Hank look at each other and start chasing after her. She turns and starts running. They throw the candy at her. They're all laughing.)

[Fade Out]

Transcribed by: MM

Written by: Maggie Marshall
Original Air Date: October 14th, 2000

Cast Info
Kevin Hicks- Alex Freeman
J. Adam Brown- Kenny
William Greenblatt- Nick
Special Guest Star: Hoku- Herself
Allan Redford- Rat Burglar
Nicole Hardy- Nicole
Carol Rigg- Nicole's Mom
Tim Post- Officer Reed
Hazel Gorin- Mrs. Alden
Karl Campbell- Carl
Rob Smith- Hot Dog Man

Music:
How Do I Feel- Hoku
Keep On Movin'- The Fabulous Rudies
Rearrange- The Fabulous Rudies