HOUSE ^M.D.

DISCLAIMER - The following are not novelizations or actual scripts. They are dry transcripts of the aired episodes that include accurate word-to-word dialogues. They are posted here courtesy of the now defunct HOUSE: TRANSCRIPTS AND MORE! [S1-S2] and CLINIC DUTY [S3-S4]. Transcripts also include settings descriptions, action scenes and camera movements where the transcriber felt they were needed.

SEASON 1

ORDER/DVD RELEASE 1-01 - Pilot 1-02 - Paternity 1-03 - Occam's Razor     »» Must Read: Production Draft 1-04 - Maternity 1-05 - Damned If You Do 1-06 - The Socratic Method 1-07 - Fidelity 1-08 - Poison 1-09 - DNR 1-10 - Histories 1-11 - Detox 1-12 - Sports Medicine 1-13 - Cursed 1-14 - Control 1-15 - Mob Rules 1-16 - Heavy 1-17 - Role Model 1-18 - Babies & Bathwater 1-19 - Kids 1-20 - Love Hurts 1-21 - Three Stories 1-22 - The Honeymoon DOWNLOAD ALL

11/16/04 11/23/04 11/30/04 - 12/07/04 12/14/04 12/21/04 12/28/05 01/25/05 02/01/05 02/08/05 02/15/05 02/22/05 03/01/05 03/15/05 03/22/05 03/29/05 04/12/05 04/19/05 05/03/05 05/10/05 05/17/05 05/24/05

SEASON 2

ORDER/DVD RELEASE 2-01 - Acceptance 2-02 - Autopsy 2-03 - Humpty Dumpty 2-04 - TB Or Not TB 2-05 - Daddy's Boy 2-06 - Spin 2-07 - Hunting 2-08 - The Mistake 2-09 - Deception 2-10 - Failure To Communicate 2-11 - Need To Know 2-12 - Distractions 2-13 - Skin Deep 2-14 - Sex Kills 2-15 - Clueless 2-16 - Safe 2-17 - All In 2-18 - Sleeping Dogs Lie 2-19 - House vs. God 2-20 - Euphoria (1) 2-21 - Euphoria (2)* 2-22 - Forever 2-23 - Who's Your Daddy? 2-24 - No Reason (1) DOWNLOAD ALL

09/13/05 09/20/05 09/27/05 11/01/05 11/08/05 11/15/05 11/22/05 11/29/05 12/13/05 01/10/06 02/07/06 02/14/06 02/20/06 03/07/06 03/28/06 04/04/06 04/11/06 04/18/06 04/25/06 05/02/06 05/03/06 05/09/06 05/16/06 05/23/06

SEASON 3

ORDER/DVD RELEASE 3-01 - Meaning (2) 3-02 - Cane & Able 3-03 - Informed Consent 3-04 - Lines In The Sand 3-05 - Fools For Love 3-06 - Que Será Será 3-07 - Son Of Coma Guy 3-08 - Whac-A-Mole 3-09 - Finding Judas 3-10 - Merry Little Christmas 3-11 - Words And Deeds 3-12 - One Day, One Room 3-13 - Needle In A Haystack 3-14 - Insensitive 3-15 - Half-Wit 3-16 - Top Secret 3-17 - Fetal Position 3-18 - Airborne 3-19 - Act Your Age 3-20 - House Training 3-21 - Family 3-22 - Resignation 3-23 - The Jerk 3-24 - Human Error DOWNLOAD ALL

09/05/06 09/12/06 09/19/06 09/26/06 10/31/06 11/07/06 11/14/06 11/21/06 11/28/06 12/12/06 01/09/07 01/30/07 02/06/07 02/13/07 03/06/07 03/27/07 04/03/07 04/10/07 04/17/07 04/24/07 05/01/07 05/08/07 05/15/07 05/29/07

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