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(Just outside Larkhall, a meat wagon arrives, and out steps a blonde haired woman, and a dark haired woman. They both look up at Larkhall, then at each other and then hold hands and walk inside)

(On the G3 landing, Fenner is looking nervously over the edge, he then walks into Yvonne's cell)

Fenner: Morning Atkins, good weekend?

Yvonne: Hah, you should do stand up.

Fenner: I uh, i wanna know what you thought, 'bout what i said to ya.

Yvonne: Why? You gonna tell them how O'Kane's book turned up in my cell?

(Yvonne goes to leave)

Fenner: Look wait.

Yvonne: C'mon Fenner, motif, opportunity, evidence. I'm still the bloody prime suspect! What've you got on Purvis?

Fenner: Nothing i can use. (Yvonne huffs, then, again, goes to leave, but Fenner blocks the door) Look, i'll uh, i'll set her up for you. Keep a guard. Then you can beat the crap out of her 'till she squeals.

Yvonne: Stick my neck out a little bit more shall i?

Fenner: We've got to fix her.

Yvonne: You withdraw your statement first. No strings. Then i'll think.

(Yvonne leaves)

(In the reception dorm, the two women, who's names are Cassie and Roisin are packing their things up. Roisin is sitting down)

Roisin: He won't have left the butter out for their sandwiches now will he? Be rock hard.

(Cassie turns around)

Cassie: Rosh! (Cassie sits next to Roisin) He'll have got 'em to school won't he. C'mon.

(Cassie puts her hand onto Roisin's but Roisin pulls it away)

Cassie: I was only...

(Cassie gets up)

Roisin: You're not a mother.

(Mark and Hollamby enter the dorm)

Hollamby: Right everyone. Bags and bedding at the ready. Who's down for G-Wing?

Everyone: Dunno Miss. Aint been told.

Hollamby: Mouths shut. Ears open. When you hear your names come forward.

(Mark starts reading from a clipboard)

Mark: Cassie Tyler.

(Cassie picks up her things and steps forward)

Cassie: That's me.

Mark: (Pronounced Roy-sin) Roisin Connor.

Cassie: It's Roisin (pronounced Rosheen) actually.

(Roisin gets up and steps forward)

Mark: Sorry.

Hollamby: Any more?

Mark: Should be three. (Mark flicks through the papers on the clip board) Oh yeah. Danniella Blood.

Hollamby: Blood!

(Denny gets up from the bed she was lying on and walks over)

Denny: How's it going Miss? D'you miss me?

(Hollamby looks shocked)

(On the G1 landing, Cassi, Roisin, Denny, Mark and Hollamby are walking to the cells)

Hollamby: Back in the dorm for you Blood.

Denny: Wicked Miss.

Mark: (To Cassie and Roisin) Follow me you two.

(Mark walks up to a cell, and Cassie notices Roisin isn't paying attention)

Cassie: Rosh! (Cassie nods her head towards a cell and Roisin follows her)

(Fenner is standing on the G2 landing when he notices Denny and Hollamby walking towards the dorm. Fenner starts to look worried, especially when he notices Denny is smiling)

(Hollamby unlocks the door and looks at Denny. Denny stops smiling and gives her a dirty look. Hollamby walks into the dorm and Denny follows her)

(Hollamby stops dead and grabs hold of Denny's face and pins her against the wall)

Hollamby: You'll soon find out how much i missed you. You'll wish you were as dead as Dockley.

(Hollamby lets go o Denny's face and leaves)

(Just outside Cassie and Roisin's cell, Hollamby walks past and yells at someone. Cassie and Roisin are inside the cell and Mark is standing at the door)

Hollamby: What are you doing Wilson?! You're 'sposed to be at work!

Cassie: (To Mark) This is for two people?

Mark: Some nicks split up co-defendants you're lucky.

Cassie: I've got a wardrobe bigger than this.

Mark: Make your beds and get unpacked, lunchtime's 11:30.

(Mark goes to close the door but Roisin stops him)

Roisin: Please you've got to let me phone my husband it's urgent. I've got things to sort out with my kids.

Mark: You had your free call at reception didn't ya?

Roisin: No.

Cassie: Told us they didn't have enough staff on.

(Mark looks at his watch)

Mark: Okay. (To Cassie) D'you wanna make yours too?

Cassie: Give mine to her.

Mark: (To Roisin) C'mon then.

(In the Potting Shed, Shaz is covered in dirt and is sweeping up a great amount of it on the floor, which she then puts into a big black sac. Then she covers with two big bags of compost)

(On the G1 landing Roisin is on the phone to her husband. Mark is watching her)

Roisin: A visiting order. I filled it in for you and the kids they said it went in the post on Saturday. What? No i can't call you back Aidan this is the only time they've given me to make this call.

(Mark hears Di and Barry coming so he stops watching Roisin and walks over to them, they all walk into the Po's office. Di sits down)

Mark: Hello you two.

Barry: Hiya mate, sorry we're late but er, we had to go to the hospital. (Barry lifts up Di's hand and shows Mark all the bruises on it) Kettle on?

Mark: How d'you do that then?

Barry: She uh, caught it in the car door.

Mark: Ouch.

Barry: Ouch and the rest mate, i thought i heard language in the forces.

Mark: So d'you manage to get it sorted out after what happened at the registry office? They give you another date?

Di: Not yet.

Barry: No. Didn't wanna go on honeymoon with an injury did we?

Di: No.

(Mark notices that Roisin has just hung up the phone)

Mark: Look i gotta go.

(Barbara walks into the office holding a tray of mugs, she is smiling)

Barbara: Hello Miss Barker. So sorry to hear about the wedding. (Barry's face starts to look angry) Mrs Hollamby told us.

(Barara leaves and Barry walks after her but stops at the door)

(The officers let everyone back on the wing after finishing their work, Maxi and Al walk up to Fenner)

Maxi: Mr Fenner. Does it say me and Al's moving to enhanced...? Better be.

(Al and Maxi walk away and Fenner walks up to Yvonne)

Fenner: I've umm, i've changed my statement. (Yvonne smiles) Check with your lawyer.

(Denny is in the four bed dorm looking out the spyhole when she notices Shaz walk past)

Denny: (Yelling) Shaz! Shaz! (Shaz stops on the stairs and looks around, she then realises it's coming from Denny in the dorm) Over here! It's me babe! I'm back in here would you believe it? Shaz!

(Hollamby walks up to the door and unlocks it)

Hollamby: Get back from the door.

(Denny back away and Crystal walks up to Hollamby)

Crystal: It aint never Denny is it Miss?

Hollamby: All the more shame you're doing time for her isn't it.

(Hollamby walks away just as Buki and Tina walk up to Crystal. They all look up at Shaz who stares back at them. She runs up the stairs then looks back down again. She walks back to her cell)

(Crystal, Buki and Tina walk inside)

Buki: Yo Denny.

Denny: Wassup mate. (Denny sees Crystal walk inside) No way man! You aint still in here. How comes?

Crystal: How come you think?

Denny: But, didn't Josh get my video?

Buki: Didn't make no diference, boy you was in or deep shit.

Crystal: Shell back n'all is she?

Denny: No, but they aint found her body so...

Cystal: Yer well i pray she took a long time drowning and now she's burning in hell.

Buki: Amen sister.

Denny: Look she didn't know half of what she was doing man. She was speedballing off her face!

Crystal: And that's an excuse to go wrecking people's lives?

Denny: She didn't kill no-one. Did she? (Denny notices Crystal's baby bump)

Crystal: People's lives aint even started yet.

(Crystal sits down)

Buki: She got herself up the pipe since innit)

Denny: What?

Tina: So like, you all know eachother?

(All three look at Tina)

(In Shaz's cell, she is looking at her picture of her and Denny when Di enters)

Di: I wanna talk toyou Shaz. You feel good you canceled my wedding do ya? And don't deny it, 'cos i know you must have been involved. I just wanna hear what you think gave you the right.

Shaz: I told ya. 'Cos i know he's a bully.

Di: Well i'll tell you something i know about you love, you're a warped, spiteful, jealous little kid who hates men and you can't stand seeing someone else happy.

Shaz: You're not happy with him, you're kidding yourself. Just 'cos he's the first person ever told ya you're special.

Di: Huh, you talking 'bout me Shaz or yourself? 'Cos i'm not the one that was dumped by the roadside am i?

Shaz: No. You're the one who's a punchball aren't you Miss? You can't hide it from me 'cos i can see right through blokes like your lovely Mr Pearce. Always say they're soory after right? Didn't mean it? It won't happen again? 'Till it does! And don't pretend to yourself that it was half your fault, or, if you're nice to him he'll change, 'cos they don't!

Di: Anyone, can do things they regret under stress, and you don't think any the worse of them for it. It's the mark of beng a grown up.

(Di goes to leave but Shaz gets off of her bed and shows Di a horrible scar just below the left side of her spine)

Shaz: D'you wanna see my one Miss? See what my stepdad did with his belt buckle? I used to take it to spare him thrashing my dog. (Shaz rolls the top of her trouser back up) But that's okay he layed into us is it? Couldn't help himself? And i'm wrong calling him a cruel shit bastard. What d'you think? Well same goes for Pearce.

(Di leaves)

(In Fenner's office, Fenner is walking round in a huff and Hollamy is standing there)

Fenner: I don't know what the hell allocations were playing at! Could at least 'ave shoved her on another wing.

Hollamby: Well i think they've done u a favour. Now we can make her life hell. And i'm going to get out of her exactly what she knows about Shell Dockley.

Fenner: (Yelling) No you're bloody not! Just leave the Q & A to me, d'you mind!?

Hollamby: Sorry. Sir.

Fenner: (Normally) You see what that name does to me. I'm sorry Sylv.

Hollamby: Well i was only offering. If you'd rather see her yourself...

Fenner: Only 'cos it's my job, you can still do yours. Tough as you like eh?

(Neil walks into the ofice)

Neil: Jim! Sandwich? Catchup?

Hollamby: Err i was just going.

(Sylvia walks outside the door)

Neil: How are those pie charts coming along Sylvia?

Hollamby: Oh all in hand Sir. Soon have them cooked up.

Neil: Excellent (Hollamby leaves and Fenner walks out the door to face Neil) Right Jim, let's see if i can get you to tell me what's been bugging you.

(They both leave)

(In the servery, Shaz is eating lunch when Denny walks over and sits with her)

Denny: Hey Shaz! Told ya i'd be back for ya didn't i? And here i am. (Denny puts her arms around Shaz) I really missed ya man.

(Shaz breaks free of Denny's grasp with an annoyed look on her face)

Shaz: One postcard.

Denny: It was you who said to leave ya behind.

Shaz: Didn't take much persuading.

Denny: Look Shell made us.

Shaz: You've been gone a long time now, i've got a whole different life in here. And you're not apart of it.

Denny: Yeah but i wanna be. Babe...

Shaz: You don't know the half of what i've got going.

(Shaz gets up and walks away)

Denny: Shaz!

(Yvonne walks over to denny and kisses her head)

Yvonne: Welcome home Denny. Nice holiday?

(Yvonne sits down)

Denny: It's nice to see you mate.

(Yvonne notices how hurt and upset Denny looks)

Yvonne: Shaz giving you a hard time? (Denny nods) Look don't worry she'll come around.

Denny: I'm getting it from Bodybag n'all. She can't wait to beat the shit out of me. I kinda wish i had drowned innit.

Yvonne: No you're not. You're back on my payroll, and you deserve some treats.

(Yvonne puts two packets of fags on the table and Denny smiles)

(On the other table, Cassie and Roisin sit down)

Roisin: He called you a lesbian. First time! he was testing me to tell him.

Cassie: Yer well maybe you should then. Put the boring pug face out of his misery, put us out of yours sweetheart.

(Cassie hold Roisin's hand, then she starts eating her lunch)

Roisin: You must want me to lose my kids!

Cassie: I just want you to stop pantering to him! Especally now suddenly we're living together.

Roisin: Thirtenn years we've benn married. And Aidan's not done one bad thing to me, or to the kids. 

(Mark walks over)

Mark: (To Cassie) I was gonna say, would you like me to fix it for her to see the Doctor?

Cassie: You're asking me?

Mark: (To Roisin) You're not alone love. Alot of the mums need something to help.

Roisin: What pills?

(Roisin gets up and walks away)

Mark: Beats me why they give custodials to women with kids. Must be a danger.

Cassie: Yer well we never thought they would.

(Back on Denny's table, Yvonne has told Denny the whole story)

Denny: Shit man!

Yvonne: But i know who did kill her.

Denny: Yer?

Yvonne: Sitting down now. (Denny turns around to see Maxi and Al) They call themselves the Peckham Boot Gang. I need you to help me lace 'em up Denny. You up for it?

Denny: Sure mate. I aint gone soft in the sun, no worries.

Yvonne: Aah, but it's the soft spot i want this time.

Denny: Eh?

Yvonne: the razorhead, Al. (Denny nods) I want you to soten her tongue, get her juices flowing. Y'know what i mean? (Denny gives a confused look) However you dykes wonders do it Denny. Smooch her up, get some pillow talk yea.

(Denny looks at Al again)

Denny: You want me to crack onto that? (Yvonne smiles) No friggin' way mate. (Denny pushes the fags towards Yvonne)

(In the Julies cell, Denny is sitting down looking like a Shell Dockley wannabe, the Julies are trying to pluck her eyebrows, Yvonne is also there)

Denny: Get off!

Julie J: Nah, nah nah Jue, just there...

Denny: Ow!

(The Julies stand back and smile)

Julie S: Ere y'go what d'you think Yvonne?

Julie J: Yer magic.

Denny: Bet i look like a bleedin' drag queen.

Julie J: No you don't.

Julie S: You look like...

Julie J: You look like...

Yvonne: Tie me down begging for it chick.

Denny: Just 'cos we're both dykes don't mean she'll fancy me.

Yvonne: How can that dog face afford to be picky? You've got long hair, nice tits.

(Denny gets up and walks over to the mirror, Yvonne follows her)

Yvonne: Look seriously Denny, you pull this one off, and i owe you big time.

(Denny nods)

(In the Po's locker room, Barry and another officer are in there when Di walks in)

Barry: Hey, put your sivvies on Di, i'm taking you out for a treat. (The officer leaves) I've spoken to the registry office, next cancellation's ours.

(Di walks over to him)

Di: No, i don't want it. (Di takes her ring off) have it back, i'm sorry.

Barry: What?

Di: Have it!

(Di goes toleave)

Barry: Di!

Di: I don't wanna marry someone who doesn't love me!

Barry: What are you talking about? You know i love ya.

Di: No you don't, if you love someone, you don't beat them up ever! You only do that if you're sick! I know.

Barry: (Yelling) Yer, and i bet i know what know-all con's put that in your little head, eh! I'm gonna bloody well see to her.

(Barry leaves and walks onto the G1 landing, Di is following him, Barry walks up to an officer)

Barry: Where's Barbara Hunt?

Officer: Err, dunno.

(Di runs up to Barry and grabs his arm)

Barry: Get off me, (Yelling) Get off! (Barry walks into Barbara's cell where she is cleaning her teeth) You're the writer in here aren't you? The computer expert? You interfering old mother i'll clean you dry!

(Barry starts attacking Barbara with her toothbrush, Shaz hears Barbara's screams and runs into the cell)

Shaz: (Yelling) Stop it!

(Shaz kicks barry ad he goes flying, she hits him then goes to kick him again but he grabs her foor mid-kick and throws her to the ground, then then starts repeatedly kicking her in the ribs. Di sees Mark and begs him to go inside. They go into the cell and see what is going on)

Di: Barry Stop!

Mark: What the hell's going on?!

Barry: Don't ask me mate! I was just standing here, talking to this one and then whack! A bloody nother kicks me.

(Shaz gets up off the floor)

Barbara: No she didn't!

Barry: Tell 'em Di, you saw what happened, had to defend myself didn't i?

Shaz: He's lying!

Barbara: He attacked me!

Mark: Will you two just shut it! What happened Di?

Di: Barry's lying. Just like he lied about how this happened to me. (Di lifts up her hand)

Barry: What are you talking about Di?

Shaz: The truth! You're the bloody nutter who likes beating people up!

Barbara: You viscious scum bag!

Barry: I can't believe this. I'm telling you mate.

Mark: Well tell it to the number one.

(Mark grabs Barry's arm and drags him out of the cell, Shaz yells after them)

Shaz: Start pissing yourself Mr Pearce! (Shaz turns back to Di) You told him Miss.

Di: I did.

(On the G1 landing, Maxi walks up to Al)

Maxi: Here, check this.

(Maxi hands Al a piece of paper)

Al: What's that?

Maxi: It's an apt to the top gov to see us urgent. If he wants to know who really snuffed O'Kane.

(Maxi sits down on a table)

Al: Eh? You're not gonna tell him it was us?

Maxi: I will if i have to.

Al: Are you mad? I don't wanna be locked up in here for frickin' life.

Maxi: Fenner betta get us on enhanced, keep me quiet, aint he?

(On the other side of the room, a clearly rehearsed argument between Yvonne and Denny occurs, which Maxi and Al hear)

Denny: Give me a break will ya? I said no way!

Yvonne: I thought we were 'sposed to be mates.

Denny: Well think again yea.

(Denny walks off and sits at a table.. Maxi and Al go to sit with her)

Maxi: Alright, mind if we join ya? i'm Maxi, this is Al. (Denny nods) You're that take off artist int ya?

Denny: Names Denny.

Al: So, Atkins give you the dry book n'all did she Denny?

Denny: Like i wanna hang about with an old loser.

Maxi :we like a girl who don't like Atkins. Don't we Al?

Al: Aye, we do Maxi.

Denny: Yer well, like to like innit.

Maxi: Yer well you know the score now Denny, i'm running this wing, so if you want in on the action, come in wth us.

Denny: Right.

Maxi: I'm gonna get this apt off.

(Maxi gets up and leaves)

Denny: So like, are you two together then?

Al: Me and Maxi? She's as straight as a stock of rock. Why? You didn't fancy your chances with her? Did ya?

Denny: Not with her.

(Denny smiles and so does Al, then Hollamby walks over)

Hollamby: What's this getup Blood? Another disguise for your next breakout?

Denny: Wear what i want can't i?

Hollamby: Not if it amounts to a change of appearance no. You need to make an apt for that.

Denny: Eh?

Hollamby: Which you haven't. So you're on report.

Denny: For wearing a friggin' skirt? Piss off.

Hollamby: And that's another offence. Mr Fenners office. Now.

Denny: What?

Jump.

(Hollamby grabs Denny's arm and pulls her out of the chair. They go and Al watches Denny as she leaves)

(In Fenners office, Hollamby is marching Denny in and then pushes her into a chair)

Hollamby: (To Fenner) I'll be outside the door if you need me.

Fenner: No you go back on the wing, i can deal with this little lady. (Hollamby leaves and Fenner gets up from behind his desk and sits at the front of it. He tried to look down Denny's shirt so she shuffles to the side in her seat) I hope you're feeling co-operative, 'cos i've got a few questions for you. (Denny shrugs her shoulders) Good. (Fenner hold out a packet of fags) Go on. (Denny takes one) I want you to feel nice and relaxed. (Fenner lights Himself a fag and then he lights Denny's) So, where's that phyco girlfriend of yours? Still swimming for England?

Denny: Look i already told cops, last i saw Shell was when we jumped in the water, she's done for innit.

Fenner: Police tell you what happened to that poor bastard soundman? The one that helped you leg it? (Denny shakes her head) Banged up in his own cell now.

Denny: Do the crime you gotta do the time.

Fenner: He's still claiming he's innocent. (Denny nods her head, so Fenner presses the button on the moniter to tak to the officer outside his office) Sheila, call us an escort for Blood will you?

Denny: What? Is that it?

(Fenner holds out an ashtray)

Fenner: Snuff it. (Denny puts her fag out) This is just the beginning for you sweetheart.

(All the inmates are queing up to go to work, when Barbara walks over to the Julies wo are cleaning the servery)

Barbara: Have you seen Miss Barker today?

Julie J: Nah she's took time off, we asked.

Julie S: Best thing.

Julie J: Best thing.

Barbara: Well as long as he doesn't get to her again.

(Mark walks past)

Julie S: Err Sir.

Mark: Yer?

Julie S: D'you know what happened to Mr Pearce? Did they do him?

Barbara: It's Miss Barker we're worried about.

Mark: He's resigned. If he pesters her again, we'll press charges.

Barbara: You mean they've let him walk scot free?

Julie S: Yeah?

Mark: He wasn't walking too well. I lasted a few of my mates on him.

(The Julies smile and give an a-okay hand gesture)

(In cassie and Roisin's cell, Cassie is reading a magazine and Roisin is frantically cleanin her shirt when Mark enters)

Mark: Due in for visits now. You ready?

Roisin: Sorry just trying to get this spot out.

Mark: Don't worry it won't show under your bib.

Roisin: What?

Mark: If you're so keen to see your kids it beats me why you risked what you did. Top city bank, weren't you paid pretty good?

Roisin: I didn't do it for the money.

Mark: Well she did, and you covered up for her.

Cassie: She was on the bank's side; tried to make me pay it back before they missed it.

(Roisin puts her blazer on)

Mark: Uh-huh, and you thought you'd be the next Nick Leeson did ya?

Cassie: People zero mate.

(Roisin and Mark leave)

(In the visiting room, Roisin walks in wearing a bright orange bib and then she walks up to Mark)

Roisin: Do i have to keep this on?

Mark: It's the rules now take a seat.

(Roisin sits down then sees all the visitors coming into the room, she looks desperately for her husband)

Mark: Right find your prisoner and sit down please.

(Her husband enters. Roisin gets out of her chair and lifts her hand)

Roisin: Aidan! (They hug) Where's Michael and Niamh?

Aidan: School.

(Aidan sits down but Roisin stays standing)

Roisin: What?

Aidan: Will you sit down?

Roisin: Well why didn't you bring my children i want to see them!

(In Fenner's office, he is sitting behind his desk when Neil enters)

Neil: I just got this in my tray, from Maxi Purvis. (Neil hands Fenner the apt Maxi had been showing Al earlier) Better have her brought up right now.

(Neil goes to use the moniter but Fenner stops him with his hand)

Fenner: Sir! Sorry but erm, i'd, i wouldn't give her the satisfaction. She's a right little schemer Purvis, she'll just be winding us up to show off to her gang. Bet you my wallet.

Neil: You don't pussy about do ya Jim? I like that about you. Alot.

Fenner: I just think y'know, pull her aside, low-key, call her bluff.

Neil: Your call.

(Neil leaves)

(In the visiting room Roisin is now sitting down)

Roisin: This is the cruellest thing you've ever done to me.

Aidan: D'you think the kids would want to see you like this?

Roisin: I wouldn't be like this if you'd brought them here.

Aidan: It's me that's having a hard time with them Rosh, not you. Hearing them crying at night, asking me how come their mother's a thief!

Roisin: I'm not a thief.  

Aidan: How do i know what you are now? Let God have mercy on your soul for what's coming out in the papers!

Roisin: I told you didn't i? That's rubbish!

Aidan: I said to you straight of i didn't take to her. That do at the dorchester, did i not say that? If i thought that she was after my wife...

(Roisin interrupts)

Roisin: She was not. God how many times? Look all she was after was making a big stir.

Aidan: Oh yer, well she's gone and done that.

Roisin: Oh don't blame her, i'm the one that tried to cover up for her. That was my own stupid doing, and God knows do i regret it.

Aidan: I hope you do.

Roisin: But you and me made a mistake Aidan; keeping it secret from the kids. That's why i've got to see them, to explain to them.

Aidan: You're not seeing them in here. No way.

Roisin: What?

Aidan: You'll explain it to them in a letter. Well they don't need exposed to the sight of this.

Roisin: You can't keep them away for good. (Roisin stands up, and yells) No! You can't do this to me, i didn't even kiss them good-bye!

(Mark walks over)

Mark: Do you want me to terminate this visit? 'Cos you either sit down or go out.

Aidan: That's fine by me.

(Aidan gets up and walks away)

Roisin: (Yelling) Aidan! Aidan!

(In Cassie and Roisin's cell, Roisin is sitting on the bed visibly upset, when Cassie walks up to the door)

Cassie: You gonna tell me what happened? (Roisin ignores her) Huh, sorry, am i getting some kind of piss off here? (Cassie walks inside) Why? Hubby tell you not to speak to me?

(Roisin gets up and starts hitting Cassie)

Roisin: Bloody stuppid stupid show off!

Cassie: Roisin what the?

Roisin: Oh go to hell!

(Roisin sits back on the bed and Cassi walks out)

(In the Canteen, Al watches Denny in her new outfit sit down to eat her dinner. Denny smiles at Al and Al smiles back, then Shaz walks upto Denny)

Shaz: What the shit are you doing Den? Trying to look like Shell?

Denny: Nah i just, just felt like a change.

Shaz: I don't know you do i?

(Shaz walks over to Buki and sits with her)

Buki: She have a sex change in Spain?

Shaz: Don't ask me.

(Denny is visibly upset that Shaz is refusing to have aything to do with her and gets up to clear her plate, Al notices this and pushes her dinner tray towards Tina)

Al: You can have this Teen, i'm, off for a smoke.

(Al gets up)

Tina: Must be sick.

Maxi: Yer love sick.    

(As Al walks past Denny she gestures for her to follow her, but Denny is clearly sickened by the thought. Yvonne walks over to her)

Yvonne: Now's your chance, go after her.

Denny: I'm not up for this mate.

Yvonne: C'mon Den.

Denny: Look i told ya, i got enough shit coming off bodybag, nothing you pay me's gonna change that.

Yvonne: Trust me, you get close to Al and i'll get bodybag off your back. Deal?

(At another table, Cassie is eatng by herself when barbara walks up to her and sits with her)

Barbara: Hello may we be introduced? I'm Barbara.

Cassie: Cassie.

Barbara: I perfectly understand you and your friend being a bit anxious about mixing in, but, we're not all scary y'know.

Cassie: Sorry. It's been a bit of a shock, especially for Roisin.

Barbara: I think i read a bit about you in the papers; they gave you three years?

Cassie: Me yeah. Gave her four. 'Cos i pleaded guilty she didn't. That's the whole nobbing joke.

(In Al and Maxi's cell, Al is standing with Denny. Al is also rolling a fag)

Al: After you doll.

(Al hands Denny the fag)

Denny: Cheers. So, you aint got a girlfriend in here then?

Al: Huh, all i've had in here's fights.

Denny: Bet you aint lost any. Muscles like yours.

Al: You like muscles do ya? (Denny smiles and nods) Feel this.

(Al holds her arm out and Denny feels her muscle) 

Denny: Ooh, i can see why Yvonne Atkins don't mess with you mate.

Al: She'll know again for sure.

Denny: Yer but you better watch her. I mean she's already murdered onein here innit. I mean respect. And Maxi aint no match for that.

(Denny hands Al the cigarrette)

Al: Aye well, there's things you don't know Denny, and i can't tell ya. But if you want to be with the best...

(Al takes a puff of her cigarrette)

Denny: I just want to be with you Al.

(Denny smiles and Al lets out a puff of smoke)

(In the corridor, the officers are leading the inmates to work, in the line are Maxi and Tina when Fenner walks around the corner)

Fenner: Purvis. (Maxi and Tina turn around and Jim points at Maxi) You, word. (Maxi walks over to Fenner and everyone else walks around the corner)

Maxi: What word's that? Enhanced?

Fenner: I know about your apt to the number one. He's not gonna see you, and he's not gonna let me change your regime neither.

Maxi: Right, i'm gonna have to 'fess us up. Straight to me lawyer then.

(Maxi turns to leave but Fenner grabs her and pulls her back)

Fenner: You'd rather see Atkins get off and you and me totally stuffed? I don't think so.

Maxi: You don't know the Purvis way then do ya Mr Fenner? Anyone who pulls out on me pays, and that's it. No shit.

(Maxi leaves just as Yvonne and Mark walk around the corner)

Yvonne: Mr Fenner.

Fenner: Oh it's not about your legal again is it?

Mark: C'mon Atkins.

Fenner: No it's okay. (Mark walks away) I uh, i hope you've had some thoughts.

Yvonne: Yeah. I know where we can get the juice on Purvis. That's why i've got Denny Blood halfway down the Scotch dykes y-fronts. But if you want her to stay on the job until she scores, you better get Hollamby to take the heat off of her.

Fenner: Okay.

Yvonne: And keep it off alright?

Fenner: Yeah, but you better turn it up then, because time's running out.

(Yvonne leaves)

(In the potting shed, Shaz walks in and places the compost bags against the door. She then takes a small garden spade, and uses it to lift a floor board)

(On the G1 landing, Maxi and Tina are talking)

Maxi: C'mon i'm bored. (Maxi and Tina walk over to where some other girls are playing pool) Ere game's over girls. Our turn.

(On the other side of the room, Yvonne is reading the paper when Cassie walks up to her)

Cassie: Where's the phone?

(Yvonne nods her head in the direction of the phone)

Yvonne: Name's Yvonne. What's yours?

(Cassie raises her phonecard)

Cassie: Give you three guesses. You call the odds.

Yvonne: Never take a bet when i'm sobre.

(Cassie shrugs and walks away)

(The Julies walk over to Yvonne)

Julie S: Ere Yvonne, do you want a mars bar?

Julie J: Galaxy?

Julie S: Lucky dip? Babs got 'em dunno how.

(Yvonne shakes her head)

(Denny walks onto the G1 landing and Shaz, Buki, the Julies, Maxi, Tina and Yvonne all turn to see Al stop her midway)

Tina: K'i'nell Max.

Maxi: What you on your honeymoon already Al? Teen wants a game of pool, when you're ready.

Al: Aye alright.

(Al grabs Denny's hand and takes her upstairs, it is obvious denny is reluctant)

(The Julies turn back to Yvonne)

Julie S: So uh, how's it working out?

Yvonne: I dunno. I can't get close enough to her to find out, there's one of them with her around the clock.

Julie S: Anything uh...

Julie S & Julie J: ...we can do?

(In the PO's office, Hollamby is sitting down reading a magazine and eating a chocolate bar when Barbaraknocks on the door)

Barbara: 'Scuse me.

(Hollamby gets up)

Hollamby: What is it?

Barbara: Here are your graphics.

(Barbara hands Hollamby a folder)

Hollamby: Thankyou.

(Barbara turns to leave but quickly turns around again)

Barbara: I meant to say i've uh, absorbed my remune arration under damaged stock.

(Barbara leaves just as Fenner enters)

Fenner: I need a word. About Blood.

Hollamby: Twice on report in one foul swoop.

Fenner: Yeah well uh, i'm letting her of with a warning.

Hollamby: I beg you're pardon.

Fenner: Softly softly Sylv. That's how we've got to loosen her tongue about Dockley.

Hollamby: Hmm, i'll loosen her tongue alright, once i get her down the block.

Fenner: Number ones orders not mine. Sorry but if you want to keep in sweet with him, you're gonna have to come on smiley with Blood.

Hollamby: I'm going to wish Bobby and i had pressed charges against her and Dockley. Well we still can you know.

Fenner: Sure, if you want it in the papers that you served them coke... dressed up as a french maid. (Sees Sylvia looks embarrassed) And you don't want Blood blabbing it out either eh?

(In the G3 toilets, Denny walks in and stands next to asink, al follows her in and as she passes Denny, Denny smiles at her. Al then walks outside a toilet cubicle. Denny has a disgusted look on her face, she then walks over and stands with Al)

Al: After you.

Denny: The thing is, i've got this cold soar coming back.

(Denny points to her mouth and Al takes her hand)

Al: D'you think i'm gonna rape you or something?

Denny: Nah i didn't mean... it's just i like to, you know, take things nice and slow.

Al: Aye, romantic. (Al pushes Denny inside and then locks the door) I've got you a present, so's you know how special you are to me, only you've got to keep it secret, even from Maxi and Tina. Just, wear it for me yeah. You promise?

Denny: Okay, i promise.

(Al moves Denny infront of her)

Al: Right, shut your eyes 'till i say.

(Al puts Viginia O'Kane's necklace around Denny's neck)

(In the servery, everyone is lining up to get some drink, the Julies are serving and when Yvonne sees Maxi walk into her cell, she nods at the Julies. Julie J spills water all over Al and Tina and as Julie J goes to wipe it up, Julie S pulls Denny to the side)

Julie J: Whoops! Sorry.

Al: Show you sorry you frickin' spaz.

Julie S: (To Denny) Have you got anything or Yvonne?

Denny: What?

Julie S: Has she told you anything?

(Hollamby walks over)

Hollamby: What's the fuss now McKenzie?

(Maxi walks over)

Maxi: Ere don't blame Al Miss.

Al: 'Kin soaked us.

Tina: Yer look.

Denny: (To Julie S) I aint got nothing 'sept...

Julie S: What?

Hollamby: (To everyone) Off into your jim-jams. Straight to your cells now.

(Denny goes to get something out of the top of her shirt)

Hollamby: (To Julie S) Saunders! Mop!

Julie S: Yes Miss.

(Julie S leaves)

Hollamby: (To everyone) C'mon, c'mon hurry up. Haven't got all day. Move it! Come on!

(As Yvonne walks away she smiles at Denny)

(Hollamby is escorting Buki, Crystal and Tina in to the dorm)

Buki: It ant fair Miss. I'm gonna wake up dead of thirst.

Hollamby: Suck her top then.

Tina: What?

(Hollamby watches as Denny struggles to walk in the high shoes the Julies have supplied her with)

Hollamby: Come along Cinderella. Trip we dainty.

Denny: Eh?

(Hollamby walks over to Denny and grabs her arm)

Hollamby: You're off report. Wing governors orders. Just watch your step around me.

(Hollamby leaves and Denny smiles to everyone in the dorm)

(In Cassie and Roisin's cell, Roisin is on the bottom bunk and Cassie is on the top bunk)

Roisin: I've never hit anyone sobre in my whole life.

Cassie: You mean you've only hit drunks or you've always been drunk when you've hit someone.

Roisin: Both.

Cassie: Big first then. Lucky me.

Roisin: Every damn thing with you is a big first for me. Now it's prison.

Cassie: You ever gonna give me a break? We can't keep going round the plane loop. (cassie leans over her bunk to look at Roisin) I'm all sorried out okay? We've just gotta get on with it now. Mix in, make the most of it... Rosh.

Roisin: Will you please just get into my bed.

Cassie: Are you gonna push your hubby out of it then?

(In Maxi and Al's cell, Al is lying on the bed and Maxi is at the mirror)

Maxi: You give your girlie a good seeing to then?

Al: No, she's no slag Maxi she's dead...shy.

Maxi: Yer well don't you be shy when the police come to grill us will ya.

Al: Eh?

(Maxi walks over to Al's bunk)

Maxi: Called Dad tonight, to get his brief in to see me. Looks like we gotta  get up on the three's the hard way.

Al: What 'fess up to murder?

Maxi: Yer but 'fess up clever. Fit up Fenner like he got us to do his dirty work for him.

Al: Alright, atleast we'll get respect for doing the job eh? (Maxi walks away) eh Maxi?

(In the four bed dorm, Denny is lying on the bed writing a note, it says: "got nuffin Sept a friggiN luV Bite and this puke can't wE Just torcher Her! D xxx" Tina, Buki and Crystal are talking to each other)

Tina: It didn't even seem like it was an accident. It was like she wanted to soak us all. Them Julies are frigging mental.

Buki: Takes one to know one. Shoulda got out the way quicker.

Tina: How could i? It all happened dead quick.

Crystal: Cool it girl it's only a bit of water innit.

Buki: Huh, i thought you'd enjoy being in a wet t-shirt contest anyway.

(Denny takes the necklace Al gave her and scrunches it inside some tissue paper, she then puts it together with the note. Denny turns to the other girls)

Denny: D'you fancy some sweeties girls?

(In the Julies cell, they are both wearing face masks and talking)

Julie S: Well, we tried Jue.

Julie J: Yer we tried... and then we failed.

Julie S: Well it was Denny what failed if you ask me, bleedin' that long.  i mean how long'd it use to take us to get a punter tell us his secrets?

Julie J: Yer well how long's a finger up the...?

(The julies stop talking as they hear a yell from another cell)

Denny: Julies! You there!?

(The Julies move towards the window)

Julie S: That you Den?

Denny: You gonna send us a swinger?

Julie S: Eh?

Denny: You owe us some choccie innit.

Julie S: Oh yeah, owe Yvonne n'all don't we?

(In the four bed dorm, Denny is at the window trying to catch the swinger, and Buki walks up to her)

Buki: They sending choccies?

Tina: For us?

Buki: For us man.

Tina: Cor.  

(Denny catches the bag and empties the chocolate into Crystal's hands)

Denny: Share 'em out Chris.

Buki: I want a mars.

Tina: And me.

Crystal: Hold on i want my share man c'mon,what d'you want?

(Crystal, Buki and Tina walk away and Denny puts the note and necklace inside the bag and attaches it to the swinger)

Denny: It's on Julies.

(In Yvonne's cell, she is waiting impatiently)

Julie S: Yvonne! You ready for yours?

Yvonne: Swing it.

(It doesn't go high enough and Yvonne can't reach it)

Julie S: Whoops! Sorry!

Yvonne: Go on! (Yvonne catches it this time) Pull it! (Yvonne reads the note, she looks annoyed but then she sees the necklace and looks hopeful)

(The next morning in the po's office, mark walks in and sees Di)

Mark: How's the hand?

Di: Healing up. Thanks... for asking.

(Fenner walks in)

Fenner: Morning everyone.

Hollamby: Morning.

Mark: Morning.

Fenner: Right then Mark umm, perhaps you can fill me in on our new inmates, Tyler and Connor, settling down?

Mark: Not really, no.

Fenner: Well i'm making you their personal officer. See if you can work your magic charm. Have we err, have we got any legal's in today?

Hollamby: Oh yes, nichtshift said they had a call didn't they? Booked a room for this afternoon.

Fenner: Who for?

(Hollamby starts looking through a file)

Hollamby: Well i'm looking, Maxi Purvis.

(In Yvonne's cell, Yvonne is sitting down when Fenner enters)

Yvonne: Forget to knock?

Fenner: Just tell me, have you got us anything on Purvis yet?

Yvonne: The tartan toughie's got more upstairs than i gave her credit for i hate to say.

Fenner: What se hasn't said a bloody dicky?

Yvonne: Her mouth's too busy round poor Denny's neck.

Fenner: Well if you don't get us something i can use by lunchtime that's you seriously bolloxed love.

(Fenner goes to leave but stops when Yvonne starts talking)

Yvonne: Yer? And that means you n'all. The only reason you're doing deals with me Fenner is because Purvis is twisting your balls aswell.

Fenner: Sod what my reason is. If you can't deliver...

(Yvonne shows Fenner Virginia O'Kane's necklace)

Yvonne: Virginia O'Kane's necklace; Al gave it to Denny last night. And i'm sure you'll be able to testify that the last time you saw this was round O'Kane's neck the night she died.

Fenner: Yeah, but..

(Yvonne interrupts)

Yvonne: And i know what other proof we need, and i know where we can get it. I just want guaranteeing that i'll be there when you give it to your boss.

(In the garden, Shaz is pouring a wheelbarrow full of mud and dirt into one of the plant beds, then Di walks up to her)

Di: How's your garden growing?

Shaz: Oh hi Miss. You're back.

Di: Just had to pack his stuff up. Put it in the post.

Shaz: So, he's gone for good then? No phonecalls?

Di: Just the one you warned me about. Wrattling the pills, told him to take 'em.

Shaz: Cool.

Di: How about you? You and Denny?

Shaz: You and me's in the same boat Miss. Both the saps who get shat on.

Di: No Shaz, you're not a bit like me. If i'd had your guts when i was younger... you stay hopeful.

(Di walks away)

(In the toilets, Denny walks in to see another girl washing her hands, she hides in one of the cubicles untill she leaves, she then pushes all of the doors open until she comes to the last one)

Denny: Yvonne?

(Yvonne opens the door)

Yvonne: In here.

(Denny walks inside)

Denny: Look mate i'm really sorry...

(Yvonne interrupts)

Yvonne: Shut up you daft Donna you're doing fantastic.

Denny: Yeah?

Yvonne: One more session.

Denny: Euuhh, k'in'hell man.

Yvonne: On this. (Yvonne holds up a tape recorder) Get it all gospel.

(In the PO's ofice, Barbara is cleaning and Hollamby is sitting down, when Neil walks in)

Neil: Sylvia!

(Hollamby gets up)

Hollamby: Oh, morning Sir.

Neil: Heh, these graphics, umm, is this the artists signature?

(Neil shows Hollamby three chocolate finger marks)

Hollamby: Oh, i'm sorry... occupational hazard.

Neil: Yeah just print me a new back page, you've done me a fab job... love it.

Hollamby: Oh, well.

Neil: Y'know you've inspired me Sylvia, skills like yours should be put to maximum use to hell with scenemarcation. What do you say to running a regular IT workshop for the benefit o the inmates? (Hollamby smiles) Right then! Write me up a plan lets kick off next week. (Neil leaves) Morning!

(Barbara smiles to herself)

(In the four bed dorm, Denny and Al walk in with their lunch trays)

Denny: Pretend we're out at some swanky restaurant yeah? Table for two.

Al: Next to a bog?

Denny: At least we can sit close and talk. I got things i wanna tell ya, private like.

Al: Aye?

(Denny nods)

Denny: Shut the door. (Al goes to shut the doo and just as she turns her back, Denny takes the tape recorder out and hits the record button, she quickly hides it again just as Al sits down) And i don't have to hide this lovely chain you give me now do i?

Al: You like it?

Denny: I love it Al. It makes me feel dead special.

Al: Aye well, it'll be even more special when you know how i got it.

Denny: Yer? Why how's that then?

Al: Well, i thought i couldn't tell ya but Maxi says we're 'fessing up.

(Denny nods)

(In Fenner's office, present are; Fenner, Neil, Yvonne and another PO, they are listening to Denny and Al's conversation)

Al: (On the recorder) You shoulda seen O'Kane's face when she saw us come round the door, she porbably knew we were gonna kill her n'all.

Denny: Yer, so like you mean, i was really you and Maxi what done her in? Not Atkins?

Al: I'm telling you aye. It was Maxi put O'Kane's book in Atkin's cell, she set her up... You gonna give us a snog then Den?

Neil: I think we've heard enough. (Neil presses the stop button on the tape recorder)

Fenner: I think we owe Yvonne here an apology. Big hands up, i feel terrible. What you've been put through.

Yvonne: Just lucky i'm not the suicidal type.

Fenner: What can i say Sir? I totaly read it wrong. Just like those cunning devils planned it. (Fenner lifts Virginia's necklace up)

Neil: I don't think this was Atkin's douche of integrity Jim. (To Yvonne) Or you wouldn't have confided this evidence to him would you?

Yvonne: Speaks for itself Sir.

(On the G1 landing, Shaz is walking away from Denny, when she walks over to a table, Denny follows her)

Shaz: You're telling me shit.

Denny: Look you gotta believe me man.

Shaz: Why should i?

Denny: Oh God, (Denny looks around then she sees the Julies) Julies Julies come here. (The Julies walk over to them) I did all that girlie stuff for Yvonne didn't i?

Julie J: Eh?

Denny: Got you two to make me up yeah, tell her.

Julie S: (To Shaz) You think she could do that to herself? (To Julie J) K'in'hell Jue. Be like bodybag trying to make hersel into a bond girl.

Julie J: Bond girl yea.

(The Julies walk away and then Shaz tries to walk away but Denny follows her and grabs her shoulders)

Denny: It's me and you babes, that's all i want.

Shaz: It's all i want Den.

(Denny and Shaz smile then they hug just as Al walks up to them, she pulls Shaz away)

Al: (To Shaz) What're you doing bog brush? (To Denny) And what's happened to you? (Denny's face get's angry and so does Al's. Al pushes Denny back) Right you.

(Hollamby walks up and grabs Al's hood)

Hollamby: Eh eh eh eh, Mr Fenner wants to see you.

(Maxi walks up to them)

Maxi: Oi! What's going on?

Hollamby: And her.

(The other Po's grab Maxi's arms and drag her and Al across the G1 lading)

Maxi: what? what for?

(As they are being taken to Fenner's office, they see Yvonne)

Yvonne: (To Maxi) Life's a bitch... just like me.

(Maxi and Al are then dragged the rest of the way. yvonne smiles and as she passes Denny and Shaz they hug)

(In the garden, Di is at the gate when Shaz and Denny walk up to her)

Shaz: Miss, is it okay if i show Denny what i've planted and that. 

Di: Course you can.

Shaz: Cheers Miss.

Denny: Cheers Miss.

(Shaz and Denny leave)

(Roisin is sitting on the garden bench when Cassie walks over and sits with her)

Cassie: Come on Rosh.

Roisin: Leave me alone.

Cassie: You gotta get some exercise.

Roisin: Or what? You'll go and chat up some other dykes?

Cassie: Huh, Jesus. The one bloody freedom we've got in here is to be ourselves and not be ashamed of it and you want us to live in a cave.

Roisin: Well why don't you just do what you want Cass?

Cassie: Sakes.

Roisin: No i mean it, go on. This is a sweetie shop for you i can see it is. Just go and pick what you fancy.

Cassie: Tell you what i'm gonna do, i'm gonna do your time for ya. Yer i am... i'm gonna tell my lawyer i lied. I'll say you only covered up for me 'cos i forced you. Otherwise i was gonna tell your husband you'd been shagging this guy, and you got pregnant, had an abortion. Oh i tell a good bloody story. Yer i'll get you back home with your family, 'cos i know for sure you don't wanna be with me.

(Cassie gets up and leaves) 

(In the potting shed, Shaz and Denny are removing planks of wood from the floorboards which reveal a tunnel)

Denny: K'in'ell man.

Shaz: In three weeks we're gonna be out of here Den, just you and me.

(Denny laughs)

(In Fenner's office, there are two policeman. Hollamby brings Maxi and Al in)

Maxi: What the friggin' hell's this all about?

(Fenner walks up to Al)

Fenner: You know, don't you Romeo. (To the policemen) All yours gentlemen.
 

END OF EPISODE

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