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(In the servery/canteen, the Julies are preparing lunch, Julie S is on her headset to a babes behind bars punter)

Julie S: Oh yea, i'm taking it off, hmm, i'm unhooking my bra... oh, you're finished then. Alright then, till next time, big boy.

(Julie S makes a disgusted face and hangs up, Julie J laughs)

Julie S: Could do with a shower after that.

(Shell and Dawn are serving the food, shell puts some sausages on a plate)

Shell: So how long you in for this time Dawn?

Dawn: Three months.

Shell: Hmm, nice one.

(The two Julies walk over to Shell, and Shell hands them the plate)

Shell: Ere, them's for you girls, that's if you can face 'em after that phone call.

Julie J: You're in a good mood today Shell.

Shell: Yer well i'm moving back onto enhanced today int i, about time n'all.

Julie S: Yer well i suppose you deserve it after what you've been through with your kiddies.

Julie J: Yer.

Julie S: Must have been hard though i guess.

Julie J: Hard.

(Barbara walks up to be served, she is holding her diary)

Julie S: What you up to then Barbs?

Barbara: I'm keeping a weekly record of the food they give us in this place and then i'm going to show it to Miss Betts. I mean look at it, (food includes: sausages, mash, mushy peas and gravy) high colestrol, nothing fresh, hardly any fibre!

(Shell puts a huge dollop of mushy peas onto Barbara's plate)

Shell: Wouldn't wanna give you an heart attack would we?

Barbara: Now just a minute.

Shell: Next!

(Barbara leaves the queue)

Julie S: Why you being so hard on her? She's alright, Barbs.

Julie J: Yer, she helped us with the internet thingy.

Shell: So, she's a smug bitch! She's only been here two minutes and she thinks she owns the place, she needs taking down a peg or two.

(On the G wing landng, Barbara is sitting at a table and Zandra walks across)

Barbara: You can sit with me if you want Zandra.

Zandra: You sure you don't mind?

Barbara: Why would i?

Zandra: Oh might be catchy. That's what this lot seem to think any way. (Zandra sits down, then looks at her plate, on it is: three sausages, mash and gravy) I don't know why they give me so much. (Zandra notices Barbara's plate) You on a diet?

Barbara: Yes, inforced by Michelle Dockley. (Zandra scoops all of her food onto Barbara's plate) What are you doing?    

Zandra: No good to me innit.

Barbara: You've got to keep your strength up.

Zandra: I'm gonna die soon. (Zandra notices everyone staring at her) What are you staring at?! (Everyone turns around)

Barbara: Theyre just embarrassed, they don't know what to say.

Zandra: And you do, do you? Oh yeah, you're that mercy killer aren't you? Wanna do me while you're at it do you?

Barbara: It's okay.

Zandra: It's just that no-one talks about it. They all pretend that nothing's happening, apart from Crystal, and now they've gone and taken her away from me.

Barbara: Well i'm here, any time you want.

(Dominic walks over)

Dominic: Hi.

Zandra: Hi.

Barbara: I'm just gonna go and see someone.

(Barbara gets up and walks away)

(In the prison courtyard, Josh is walking across, when he spots the two Julies)

Josh: Hey. Did you er, did you get the message to her yea?

Julie S: Yer, she said she's sorry, but you're really not to worry.

Josh: What does she mean don't worry? She's mad.

Julie J: 'Cos she's not worried.

Julie S: The thing is Josh, she done the whole thing on purpose.

Julie J: Purpose.

Josh: What?

Julie S: She wanted to get caught.

Julie J: 'Cos she wanted to stay with Zandra.

Julie S: In her hour of need.

Julie J: And she hoped you'd understand.

Josh: Yer, well i wouldn't wanna spoil no-ones plans would i?

Julie S: No.

Julie J: Nah.

Josh: I mean, sod my plans, they don't count for nothing do they?

(Josh walks away)

Julie S: Maybe we could'a put that a bit better?

(Nikki is playing pool, whilst Shell is getting her stuff ready to move back up to enhanced. Jim is waiting at her cell door)

Jim: C'mon Dockley, get a move on.

Nikki: Aren't you gonna go in there and give her a hand Sir?

Jim: Shut it wade.

(Shell picks up her bags then walks out of her cell)

Shell: (To Jim) I really appreciate all the support i've been given Sir. I aint gonna let you and miss betts down, i promise.

Jim: Cut the speeches Dockley, theres no Oscars in here.

Shell: (To Nikki) Don't be a stranger now!

Nikki: Place won't be the same without ya!

Shell: (To Barbara) Ahh Babs don't worry, i'll keep in touch.

(In the courtyard, Zandra and Dominic are walking)

Dominic: What's up?

Zandra: Just thinking about Robbie. What's gonna happen to him? 'Spose you think i'm a sad case don't you?

Dominic: Why?

Zandra: Choosing to stay in here when i could have got out.

Dominic: No. I'm glad you did that.

(Zandra suffers a headache)

Zandra: Ahh.

Dominic: What is it?

Zandra: Nothing, it's just the painkillers wearing out that's all.

Dominic:Well we'll get you some more. C'mon i'll help you get back in.

(Crystal walks back onto the G1 landing and walks over to Zandra, so zandra gets up out of her chair)

Crystal: Hiya girl.

Zandra: She let you out!

Crystal: Course! Laid it on the line didn't i? (They hug) Got extra days, no problem.

(Sylvia walks up to them)

Sylvia: (To Crystal) Hey, you should be in your class not here.

Zandra: You're the best mate ever.

Sylvia: C'mon move it.

(Crystal gives Sylvia an evil and walks away)

Zandra: (Yelling) Love you Crystal!

(Zandra walks across the room to Shell and Denny and sits with them. Shell is on her head set to a babes behind bars punter)

Shell: Oh yes, we have alot of naughty girls here. I have to keep them all in check, punish them if they be really bad!

Denny: (To Zandra) Shell's doing her Olga. She pretends to be this bitch screw, gets some of them going sad bastards.

Shell: Oh there are alot of ways,sometimes i give them strip search. I make them take all their clothes off and then...(Shell starts laughing)

Denny: (To Shell) Hey i'm getting turned on myself. (To Zandra) Hey it's a laugh though. I get to give them tossers a load of abuse, and i get paid for it. You should give it a go mate.

Zandra: I'd have to think of a name.

Denny: I know, you could be hairy Mary.

Zandra: Hairy Mary?!

(Girls laugh)

Denny: Yeah! Nah i aint kidding, all he wanted her to do was tell him about her shoes, then he starts going on about sniffing them and all sorts man.

Zandra: Hey, i could be Nellie with the smelly po...

(Zandra suffers a bad headache, her vision blurs, and she can't recall a word)

Denny: You alright Zan?

Shell: You alright Plackett?

(Barbara hears what's going on and leaves her cell)

Barbara: Zandra?

(Zandra runs back to her cell, followed by Barbara, Denny, Shell and more or less the rest of G-wing)

Barbara: Zandra are you alright?

Zandra: Yer, just bleeding dying that's all. (Zandra notices everyone looking at her) What are you all staring at? What am i? Some bloody freakshow or what? Shame i can't split open my skull so you can all have a good gawp at what's inside.

(Everyone, except Barbara leaves, Zandra starts crying and Barbara gives her a hug)

(Crystal is walking in a corridor when she notices Josh in the laundry room, so she goes in)

Crystal: saw you come in. Aint you pleased to see me?

Josh: So er, how long'd you get?

Crystal: Thirty days.

(Josh nods)

Josh: Congratulations. I hope you're happy now.

Crystal: Don't be like that, please. You should see the state she's in Josh, i couldn't leave her.

Josh: Nah but you can leave me standing outside like an idiot yeah? Just waiting and waiting.

Crystal: I was gonna tell you, but i thought you might talk me out of it. Look it's not like you think.

Josh: I know exactly what it was like Chris, some secret little pact between you, and your god that i obviously wasn't good enough to let in on.

Crystal: What d'you mean my god? He's yours n'all y'know.

Josh: Even now, you can't let it go can ya? If i'm gonna marry someone yeah, i want it to be a real person, not some kinda saint, how can i compete with that?

Crystal: Marry?

Crystal: Josh!

(Josh sighs then goes to leave, but turns back and takes the ring box out of his pocket)

Josh: You know what, you know what, you might aswell have it. It's no use to me, and they can sod my notice n'all. I just want out of here.

(Josh leaves)

Crystal: (Yelling) Josh!

(In the four bed dorm, everyone islseeping, except Crystal, who is looking at the engagement ring, when all of a sudden Zandra wakes up)

Zandra: Crystal, you awake?

Crystal: Yeah.

Zandra: Can i come in with you?

Crystal: Course.

(Crystal puts the ring back in the box and Zandra gets out of her bed and into Crystal's)

Zandra: Crystal, i don't wanna die.

Crystal: It aint dying, it's like, walking out of prison, into the fresh air and the sun shine, leaving all the bad things behind.

Zandra: You know all this god stuff, d'you really think it's true?

Crystal: I know it is.

Zandra: What if he's angry with me? I've never been to church, prayed.

Crystal: He'll understand.

Zandra: I know a prayer, someone taught it to me when i was little; now i lay me down to sleep, i pray the lord, my soul to keep, and if i die, before i wake, i pray the lord, for my soul to take. D'you think that will do?

Crystal: I think that will be fine girl.

(Zandra and Crystal fall asleep)

(The next morning, Dominic is entering when he sees Zandra at her window, she waves at him, so he waves back)

(That morning, at breakfast, Shell watches Barbara and Nikki go dor their lunch, when she's out of eyesight, goes and ransacks her cell looking for her diary. At the same time, Barbara realises she hasn't got her diary)

(In the canteen line)

Barbara: Oh i've forgotten my notebook, i think i'll just go back and get it.

Nikki: Still recording our diet for Betts?

Barbara: Absolutely.

(Barbara leaves the queue)

Nikki: Save you a place in the queue.

(In Barbara's & Nikki's cell, Shell is reading Barbara's diary)

Barbara: What d'you think you're doing?

Shell: Having a good read.

(Shell holds up the diary)

Barbara: You've got no right.

Shell: Oh really i reckon i got every right, after all, some of it's about me innit. Now where was that bit again? (Shell looks through the diary) Oh yea here we are, Shell Dockley, is definately, a phycopath. (Shell closes the diary) Now that's not very nice is it Babs?

Barbara: Give it back!

Shell: I think we've forgotten our manners haven't we? What d'you say?

Barbara: Please.

Shell: 'Fraid i can't, not 'till i've finished it.

Barbara: I'll report you!

Shell: Who to? Hollamby? That, idle, good or nothing biggot?

(Shell laughs then leaves the cell)

(In the four bed dorm Zandra appears to be writing a letter when Dominic enters)

Dominic: Hey. If you're busy i'll come back later.

Zandra: No, it's okay.

(Dominic sits down)

Dominic: I heard you got a bit upset yesterday.

Zandra: Yer, i lost it didn't i.

Dominic: Yer well, it's good to let it all out sometimes. I think you're coping really well, all things considered. I just wish i was more use.

Zandra: You are, you helped me get get through. Just like you helped me get of the smack. Sometimes i...

Dominic: What?

Zandra: Sometimes i daydream about what things could have been like, if i didn't have this. I got clean, i'd have finished my sentence,  and then, when i got out maybe...yer hmmph, don't spose it would have worked would it?

Dominic: Don't 'spose...It might have. (Zandra gets upset) Hey, (Zandra kisses Dominic, then pulls away, then Dominic kisses Zandra, then quickly gets up)

Dominic: I shouldn't have done that...sorry.

Zandra: Don't be... at least one of my dreams came true.

(Dominic leaves the cell)

(In the courtyard, Crystal runs up to the two Julies and Barbara)

Crystal: Alright.

Julie S: Alright.

Crystal: I'm holding a prayer meeting for Zandra in the chapel in half an hour. You all coming?

Julie S: Yeah, we'll come wn't we Jue?

Julie J: Yer, it'll be nice.

Barbara: I'll come aswell.

(Denny and Shell walk up to them)

Shell: What to? Don't we get an invite?

Crystal: Sure you do, we're holding a prayer meeting for Zandra.

(Shell sighs)

Shell: Forget it, i aint sitting around, talking to a load of fresh air, anyway if there was a god he wouldn't have given her a bleedin' brain tumour would he? Unless ofcourse he's a phycopath like me.

Crystal: What about you Denny?

Denny: Ahh, i'm not much good at that kind of thing.

Crystal: Well it aint too late to try.

Julie S: Well we thought we'd do something nice for Zand.

Julie J: Maybe give her a party.

Julie S & Julie J: What d'you think?

Crystal: Hmm maybe.

Shell: Yea right, a party's really what you want when you're about to peg it.

Barbara: Well i think it's a good idea, it's a way of showing her we care.

Shell: Oh, agreeing with these two are ya? I thought you reckon that they was a bit backward.

Julie S: Eh?

Julie J: What you on about?

Shell: Nothing, i dunno where i picked that up from.

Julie J: Ooh phone, hi whiplash Wanda, what can i do you for today? Oh hi John.

Julie S: (To Crystal) We'll turn 'em off for chapel.

Julie J: Aah, he's invited me out to dinner, the soul.

Julie S: Jue.

(Julies, Denny and Crystal walk off, Shell follows Barbara, as she sees Jim walk past)

Shell: I dunno why you think Mr Fenner's untrustworthy Babs, wht's he evr done to you?

Jim: Keep it shut Dockley.

(Barbara walks over to Nikki and Shell walks off)

Barbara: Just one of Michelle's little jokes, as allways.

(Barbara walks off and Nikki walks up to Dominic)

Nikki: No Zandra today then?

Dominic: Crystal said she's not up to coming out.

Nikki: You alright?

Dominic: Fine.

Nikki: I know she really appreciates everything you've been doing for her.

Dominic: I dunno about that. I think it might be better if she had another personal officer, someone who was, i dunno.

Nikki: Less involved?

Dominic: If you can't step back from it, you hand over to someone else. It's a good rule.

Nikki: What's more important though, that someone who's had nothing but shit all her life finds a little bit of love at the last minute, or that you have the satisfaction of knowing that you haven't broken any rules? What i'm saying is, don't beat yourself up about it.

(Dominic nods and Nikki walks off)

(In Barbara and Nikki' cell, Barbara is sittng down when Nikki walks in)

Nikki: Didn't see you at lunch.

Barbara: I wasn't hungry.

Nikki: C'mon spit it out. It's Dockley isn't it?

Barbara: She's got my note book.

Nikki: I see. Didn't think she'd know aa word like untrustworthy.

Barbara: And i can't report her because, there are things in there about...

(Nikki interrupts)

Nikki: The screws? (Barbara nods) You wouldn't wanna do that anyway, if you grassed it wouldn't just be Dockley that was on your back.

Barbara: Then what do i do?

(Nikki sighs)

Nikki: I would offer to go and kick her face in for you but...

Barbara: No i know, you've got to keep out of trouble if you're going to appeal.

(Nikki sighs)

Nikki: Not just that, look, it would only put her off for a while. She'd catch you on your own at some point, you have to take her on yourself.

Barbara: Oh yea i can just see that. Me, a fifty year old woman fighting Michelle Dockley?

Nikki: Whatever, you can't keep running away or she'll make your life hell.

(In the four bed dorm, everyone is having a party for Zandra. Present are: the two Julies, Denny, Shell, Zandra, Crystal, Nikki and Barbara)

Julie S: (To Zandra) Here y'are my darling. (She hands Zandra some ciggarettes)

Julie J: Ere look what Yvonne give us. (She holds up a miniature bottle of alcohol and hands it to Zandra)

Zandra: This i so nice of you.

(Julie S hands every one else a miniature bottle)

Shell: (To Zandra) They thought a party would be a good idea what with you dying, n'all.

(Everyone goes quiet)

Zandra: She's right. I am dying, 'bout time someone mentioned it, doesn't stop me from enjoying myself though while i' m here does it? (Holds up bottle) Cheerz guys.

Everyone: Cheerz Zan.

Dominic: (From outside the cell) Anyone seen Zandra?

(Shell hears this and looks out the door)

Shell: Screw!

(Everyone hides the drinks and stops talking, Shell hides hers in the tootbrush pot, then Dominic enters)

Dominic: What's going on in here then?

Julie S: Oh just popped in to see Zan Sir.

Julie J: Cheer her up like.

Julie S: Yeah.

(Dominic looks round the cell, then sees the bottle in the toothbrush pot)

Dominic: One hour, max.

(Dominic goes to leave the cell)

Zandra: Thanks. (Dominic turns round and nods) Dominic.

(Girls laugh)

All: Cheerz Mr McCallister.

(Dominic leaves, then everyone gets their drinks out again and laughs)

Shell: (To Barbara) So what's it like sharing a cell with Wade then?

Barbara: Fine.

Shell: Only i thought lesbians give you the creeps. (To everyone) Babs reckons if you could only meet a nice young man, all your problems would be solved.

Nikki: I think you'll find your informations a bit out of date. (To Barbara) That right Barbara?

Barbara: Yes.

Nikki: Why don't you tell us where you got this from Dockley?

Shell: Alright, i will. (Shell puts bottle on the table) I nicked her little diary didn't i? 'Cos i didn't see why this bleedin' neuro should stand around making notes on all of us, without us having a right to see 'em.

(Shell gives Barbara an evil)

Crystal: What aint right is you nicking someone's diary. (To everyone) That's her private thoughts innit.

Shell: Oh, so it's alright for her to sit here being all nice to Zan, when what she really thinks is you deserve to have your baby taken off ya.

Barbara: How dare you use Zandra to get back at me like that. Why don't you go and get the notebook Michelle and then you can show it to them all in black and white. (Barbara looks around) She won't because then she'll see all the other things i wrote about you. But it's true, i did write those things she said, but it was stupid, and it was ignorant and it was before i got to know you all.  (Barbara looks at Shell) The only person i haven't changed my mind about is you. You are a phycopath, and you are cruel and you are spiteful!

(Shell walks up to Barbara)

Shell: (Yelling) You wanna get out of here quick before i cut your smuf little face off!

(Zandra walks in front of Barbara to face Shell)

Zandra: She aint going nowhere, this is my party, and i can ask who i want. So it's you who can piss off Shell!

Shell: Suits me. (Shell looks around) It's boring anyway. It's like being at a bleedin' funeral.

(Shell leaves the cell)

Crystal: Your alright Barbara. I still think it's disgusting the way they treated Zan.

Julie S: Oh yea.

Denny: Hey, maybe they're making it all up.

Zandra: What?

Denny: About the brain tumour, trying to teach you a lesson for being a smack head. I wouldn't put it past those bastards!

Zandra: Well Denny, be sure to knock on my coffin yea? Just in case i'm having you on.

(Everyone laughs, but Denny gives a confuse look)

Zandra: It's a joke girl.

Julie S: Hey Jue ma phones vibrating.

Nikki: I think i'm gonna get one of those.

Julie S: (On the phone) Hiya darling, it's saucy Sonia, you wanna play? (To everyone else, whispering) Oh my god it's a bleedin' pervert. You never guess what he wants me to do.

Julie J: What?

Julie S: Baaa.

Julie J: Baaa?

Julie S: Like a sheep, a sheep!

Zandra: Dare you.

Julie S: Oh no! (Unenthusiastically) Hmm baa.

(Girls laugh)

Julie J: Ask if he wants a twosome.

Julie S & Julie J: Baaa, baaa, baaaaaaaaaa.

(Girls laugh)

(On the G2 landing, Dominic is watching over the four bed dorm when Sylvia walks up to him)

Sylvia: What's all that noise coming rom the dorm?

Dominic: Leave 'em, they're not doing any harm.

Sylvia: Well they'll be up to something. Anyway it's lockup time.

(Sylvia goes to walk downstairs when Dominic pulls her back)

Dominic: I said leave it!

(Back in the dorm, Denny takes the phone from the Julies and starts mooing, then all the girls start making farm yard noises. They're all laughing)

Barbara: Oh c'mon Crystal even you can see the funny side of it.

(Zandra suddenly stops smiling and drops her ciggarette to the floor. Crystal sees this)

Crystal: (Screaming) NOOOOOOO!

(Zandra falls to the floor in a terrible fit and Nikki runs to get Dominic. All the girls jump off the bed and crowd around Zandra. Blood starts pouring from Zandra's mouth)

Dominic: Zandra.

(The next day, in the Po's locker room, Di walks over to Dominic)

Di: The girls are holding a memorial service for her. (Dominic nods) Two 'o' clock.

Dominic: Well, we're the only ones she had aren't we? Don't spose anyone will go to her funeral.

Di: Did she not have any family?

Dominic: Just her baby.

(Di walks away)

(In the four bed dorm, Crystal and Denny are looking at Zandra's bunk, knowing they have to clean it out)

Crystal: C'mon girl, let's get this over with.

(Cystal walks over to Zandra's locker and lits up her glasses. Then she picks up a letter that's adressed to Crystal)

(In the Julies' room, Julie S is looking at her clothes and Julie J is looking at a picture)

Julie S: I aint got nothing black, the nearest i've got is blue d'you think Zandra will mind?

Julie J: Nah.

Julie S: What about this? (holds skirt up) Nah, it's a bit short innit. Whatsa matter? you alright?

Julie J: Yeah, i was just thinking about Zandra's kiddie. How he's gonna grow up never knowing who she was, just like mine.

Julie S: Eh, well theyre back in touch with you now Jue.

Julie J: Yer but it's not the same is it? It's not the same as having them with you all the time. I miss years Jue, years.

(In the reception room, potential new inmates are sitting and Di is waiting at the table)

Di: Next.

(A girl walks up to Di and puts her bag of belongings onto the desk)

Shaz: Hiya.

Di: Hi.

Shaz: Hey miss, are pets allowed to visit?

Di: Aah no sorry that's against the rules.

Shaz: Aah shame. Have you got karaoke in here?

(Di laughs)

Di: Yer, every friday night.

Shaz: Cool, and have you got a pool table? I'm good at that.

Di: Hey, this is not some kind of holiday camp you know.

(Shaz smiles)

(Barbara walks into the chapel, and sits at the organ. She lifts up the lid and sees scrawled all over the keys in red lipstick it says: Your funeral next. Barbara quickly rubs this offf as everyone walks in. Shell smiles evily at Barbara as she walks in, everyone sits down)

(In the corridor leading upto the Chapel, Karen walks over to Jim)

Karen: Right, here goes. (Sylvia walks over to them) Err, where's Dominic?

Sylvia: Oh he said he had something to do.

Karen: The service is due to start.

(Karen sighs, and then Dominic walks in, holding Zandra's baby)

 Dominic: I thought Zandra would have wanted him here.

Sylvia: How did you manage that?

Dominic: Don't ask.

Jim: Well done son. C'mon.

(They all walk into the chapel, just as Barbara starts playing the organ, Dominic hands baby Robbie to Julie S, who hands him to Julie J)

Chaplain: We are here today to celebrate the memory of Zandra Plackett. When Jesus was on the cross, he said to one of the criminals being crucified with him, this day you shall be with me in Paradise. It makes no difference to God that Zandra was in prison, or why she was there. What is important, is that Zandra made her own kind of peace with God beore she died. And today i believe that she is with him, in paradise.

(Crystal gets out of her chair and walks to the altar, carrying her guitar in one hand, and her letter in the other)

Crystal: Zandra left me this, (Crystal holds up the letter) she wanted me to read it to you all, so here goes. (From letter) The good thing about knowing you're gonna die, is you get to say stuf that you wouldn't get away with if you were still alive. I can just picture you all sitting there; my mates, and all the screws. Old bodybag, and Mr Fenner eyeing up all the women when he thinks the Gov's not looking. (Everyone laughs) I want to say thanks to all my special mates for sticking by me: Denny, you aint the brightest person in the orld, but you always made me laugh, the two Julies have been like a mum to me, Mr McCallister, i'm sure he wont mind me calling him Dominic, Dominic, you stuck by me, and got me off the smack, but most of all, Crystal, my best friend, she helped me not to be afraid of dying, love you Crystal. I done alot of bad things in my life that i aint proud of, the best thing i ever did was have my baby Robbie, but i even messed that up in the end. I'd like to hold him one last time and tell him how sorry i am, and how much i love him, but i can't. I hope one day one of my mates can tell him instead. (By this time, more or less everyone is crying) P.s, i'd like you to sing Kum by ah when you've finished this, not 'cos i like it but i remember how it used to drive old bodybag mad when you sang it all the time. (Crystal picks up her guitar and starts playing) Kum by ah my lord, kum by ah, kum by ah my lord kum by ah, kum by ah my lord, kum by ah, oh oh lord kum by ah.

(Everyone starts singing, including Shell, Denny, the two Julies, Yvonne, Barbara, Jim, Sylvia and Dominic. Dominic starts crying)

(Di lets Shaz into the four bed dorm)

Shaz: Hiya. (Shaz runs in and puts her stuff on Zandras old bed) Oh cool, i'm sharing.

Di: Yer, there's two others; Denny and Crystal. Crystal's just got off the block.

Shaz: What for?

Di: Losing her temper. We don't like that in here so be warned.

Shaz: I never lose my temper me.

(Di laughs)

Di: Anyway, that's your bed, (Di points to bottom bunk) and er, that's your locker.

(Shaz sits down)

Shaz: So where is everyone anyway? Or is it allways this quiet?

Di: Well most of 'em are at a funeral, well a memorial service.

Shaz: Why who died?

Di: Zandra. Actually she used to be in here.

(Shaz looks down at the bed and jumps up)

Shaz: Shit i've not got her bed have i? You know this is the second time this has happened to me. (Shaz looks acroos room to the other bottom bunk) I'll have the other. (Shaz walks across and sits down) So what are they like? The ones i'm sharing with.

Di: Alright, yeah. Crystal's got religion and Denny's... (Di laughs) Denny's got charm.

(Shaz smiles then Di leaves)

(On the G1 landing, Barbara walks past Shell and Denny, whilst wiping the red lipstick off of her fingers. Shell walks up to her and spins her around)

Shell: Nice playing Babs, shame about the hands.

Barbara: How could you? And inchurch too that was blasphemous!

Shell: Good at the long word aint ya Babs? Not so clever at staying out of my way. (Shell walks onto the steps just as Nikki walks past) Well i'm going to my cell now, see if i can remember where i hid that nice sharp razorblade.

Nikki: Dockley do us all a favour, when you find it use it on yourself.

(Nikki guides Barbara away)

(On the other side of the landing,Yvonne, Crystal and te two Julies are playing with baby Robbie, the officers are at the wall)

Karen: So wheres Robin?

Dominic: Waiting outside in the car park. I thought if he came in here he might get lynched.

Jim: You're probably right.

Dominic: Anyway, i better get him back.

Jim: You did well Dom, i know it hasn't been easy for you. You should be proud of yourself.

(Jim walks one way and Dominic walks the other)

(Sylvia and Dominic walk over to the girls)

Sylvia: C'mon, that's enough now. Back to your cells.

Crystal: Oh can i just hold him before he goes home?

(Sylvia looks at Dominic)

Dominic: Yer, course you can.

(Crystal takes him from Julie J)

Crystal: One day when you're older i'm gonna tell you all about your mummy. Yea?

Sylvia: God help the poor little mite.

(Crystal hands him over to Dominic and Crystal and the two Julies all blow kisses as they leave)

(In the four bed dorm, Shaz is sorting out her stuff when Denny and Shell walk in)

Shaz: Hiya, i'm Shaz.

Denny: Oh, Denny.

Shaz: (To Shell) So you must be Crystal.

(Shell laughs)

Shell: Halleluyah! Nah i'm Shell, i'm just visiting.

Denny: Shell's on enhanced.

Shaz: What's that?

Shell: It's where you go when you're good. Oh yea, wall to wall carpet, and your own private bathroom)

(Denny and Shaz laugh)

Shaz: Oh right.

(Shell walks over to Shaz)

Shell: So Shaz, you got any stash?

Shaz: No, but i've got some rollies if you want one.

Shell: Well i'd like to take your word for it but er, i think we're gonna have to do a little strip search. (Both Denny and Shaz's faces fall) Shut the door Den.

(Denny walks in front of Shaz and faces Shell)

Denny: You heard her Shell, she said she aint got none.

(Shell laughs)

Shell: I don't envy you locked up in here with her all night. You wanna watch your back, and you know she farts in her sleep.

Denny: I don't! (Denny turns to face Shaz) I don't man.

Shaz: As long as she don't set light to 'em.

(Denny and Shaz laugh)

Shell: Yer well, i haven't got time to stand around here talking to a kid. I'll see ya Den.

Denny: See ya later.

(The two Julies are busy serving tea to everyone on the G1 landing)

Julie S: Atleast he's gone to a nice place, i mean he won't want for nothing will he?

Julie J: 'Cept his mum. He won't even have a photo of her. He'll just wanna brush her under the carpet like Andy did with me.

Julie S: Hey, them kiddies love you.

Julie J: No they don't. You've seen their letters, they're polite that's all. Must feel like they're writing to a stranger.

Julie S: Yer but that'll be different i mean, once we get out of here we'll go and get 'em.

(Julie J interrupts)

Julie J: Oh leave it out Jue.

Julie S: Eh?

Julie J: You know aswell as i do that aint never gonna happen. I've lost 'em, and that's that.

(That night, Dr Nicholson walks into the four bed dorm to see Crystal who is lying on the bed)

Dr Nicholson: What's the problem?

Crystal: Headaches.

Dr Nicholson: Why do you people waste my time? Go and see the nurse, get a couple of aspirin.

Crystal: Aint you gonna give me an eye test? And then when the headaches get worse you can put it down to me not wearing my glasses.

Dr Nicholson: I beg you're pardon.

Crystal: And then when it gets really bad, and they find out it's a brain tumour.

(Crystal gets off of her bed and Dr Nicholson walks out of the room, Crystal follows him onto the G1 landing)

Dr Nicholson: You're gonna find yourself put on report for this.

Crystal: You didn't give a toss did you? And you don't now neither!

Julie S: Ya murdering bastard!

(Crystal grabs hold of him and turns him round to face her)

Dr Nicholson: Get her off me!

Crystal: The lord knows though don't he? He'll make sure you burn in hell. (Crystalspits at him) That's for Zandra.

(Crystal is taken down the block, where she gets on her bed and starts crying)

(Later, Shaz is playing pool, and Denny is watching her, Shell is standing with Denny and notices this)

Shell: I dunno what you keep staring at her for. She aint gonna be interested in you is she?

Denny: I'm not. I'm just watching the game that's all.

(Denny walks over to Shaz and Shell follows her, Shaz smiles at Denny and then pots a ball)

Shaz: Yes.

Denny: Nice shot man.

Shaz: Cheerz, d'you want a game?

Denny: Er, yer, yer okay.

(Shaz bends dwn to pick up the balls)

Shell: So what you in here for anyway? Nicking gobstoppers?

Shaz: (To Shell) Triple murder. (To Denny)  D'you wanna break?

Denny: Yer.

Shell: I'm going upstairs, it's boring here.

(Shell walks past Barbara and Nikki and up the stairs)

Nikki: Right now's your chance.

Barbara: I can't.

Nikki: It's all bluff Barbara, even with her. Just act confident. She's got shit for brains, you can out do her any day. Okay. (Nikki take Barbara to Shell's cell) I'll be waiting outside, but you've gotta face her on your own.

(Barbara goes into Shell's cell, Shell is reading a magazine)

Shell: Nice to see ya Babs, what can i do you for?

Barbara: You can give me back my notebook.

Shell: Go on then, finished it anyway. (The notebook is lying on the bed, Barbara is reluctant to get it) Well hurry up, before i change my mind. (Barbara goes to get it) Too late, i just have. (Shell pushes Barbara onto the bed)

Barbara: Nikki! Aaah!

(Nikki walks away knowing that if she get sinto more trouble she can forget her appeal)

Shell: Shame, looks like she's chickened out. I tell you what, made good bed time reading, 'specially the bit about your old man Peter. I bet he wasn't dying of cancer at all was he? I bet you just got sick of him. Now why would that be eh Babs? Wasn't he giving you any? (Barbara pushes Shell of of her and Shell falls into the wall and onto the floor) Aaahh!

Barbara: Don't you dare even say his name, d'you hear, not ever!

(Barbara takes her diary and leaves Shell in pain on the floor)

(In the Julies' cell, they are in their bunk beds, with face masks and hair curlers on)

Julie S: Even if we don't get your kids back Jue we'll be alright. I mean, we're still gonna live together aint we?

Julie J: Yer course.

Julie S: Yer, my David will be home in the holidays, we'll have a great time. You're like a second mum to him now anyway.

Julie J: I love him to bits n'all but, it aint the same innit. He aint mine.

(Julie S leans over the side of her bunk)

Julie S: Well sod it then.

Julie J: Eh?

Julie S: You can bloody well start from scratch.

Julie J: What?

Julie S: Well it aint too late Jue, you've still got a womb, and you aint on the change yet, you could have another baby.

Julie J: Another baby? (Julie S nods) But how? I'm in here aren't i?

Julie S: There's ways, and theres means.

(That night, Dominic leaves the prison, looking at the four bed dorm window as he goes past)
 

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